When the flowers bloom, we are full of joy, and when the flowers fall, we are sad, in fact, what is there to be happy about? What's there to be sad about?

Anyway, in the future, we will all be dead long ago!

"Bang bang ......" A quiet morning was broken by a hurried knock on the door mixed with the noise of the crowd. Lu Yuan couldn't help but take the lead downstairs and shouted, "It's coming, don't knock..."

The moment Lu Yuan opened the door, he was forced to retreat half a step back by the tsunami-like cry from the crowd, and then looked at the entire street Wuyang Wuyang was full of cars, and the gaps in the cars were also crowded with people, and a sentence suddenly came out of his mouth: "!" ”

"Little brother, please give my deceased a look first, please, please!" A middle-aged man looked at Lu Yuan with tears in his eyes and said.

"I'll come first! Little brother, let's turn my family into the deceased first! ”

"I'll come first! Give me my home first! ”

"I've got money! Give my family's ...... first."

Lu Yuan was stunned and thought, "What day is today, why did so many people die?" ”

Just when Lu Yuan was stunned, a black fat man grabbed a stack of banknotes in his hand and stuffed them all into Lu Yuan's hand.

"Hey, what are you doing, you!" Lu Yuan threw the banknote back to the fat man and glared at him.

"Hey, don't grab it yet, wait a minute!" Lu Yuan closed the door with a "bang", turned around and ran upstairs.

"Xiao Man, Xiao Man! Come out and pick up the guests! Lu Yuan knocked on Yun Xiaoman's door and spoke fluent Sichuan dialect.

"What are you doing? Guest? You're a melon baby, you've got a brain! I believe you are a ghost! There was a hodgepodge of Yun Xiaoman's dialect inside, revealing a little impatience.

"Hey, it's true! I kid you not! If you don't believe it, come out and take a look! There are a lot of people out there, a lot of people have died, and you have made a fortune..."

Before Lu Yuan's words fell, Yun Xiaoman's door opened with a "squeak", and I saw her with pink makeup, unkempt hair, faint dark circles around her eyes, wearing a white pajamas with a Peppa Pig pattern, pink slippers on the soles of her feet, and pouting her resentful mouth: "Hmph, I had insomnia last night, and people haven't woken up yet!" Oh, let me sleep for a while, just a little longer! Please, please! ”

"Come less! People are waiting at the door! Hurry up! After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he pushed Yun Xiaoman, who was angry with his hands, and went downstairs.

"Oops! It's really a person who can't help himself in the rivers and lakes, hum hum..."Yun Xiaoman hummed and chirped reluctantly and went downstairs.

Lu Yuan opened the door and said with a smile: "She is the boss, everyone can tell her something!" ”

As soon as everyone heard that Yun Xiaoman was the owner of this shop, they threw Lu Yuan aside and rushed to Yun Xiaoman...

"Oops! Don't squeeze it! Come one by one..."Lu Yuan, who was squeezed to the ground, shouted, but no one picked up the stubble at all.

"Ahh!!h I heard a shrill cry from the crowd, as if an embroidery needle had punctured an expanding hydrogen balloon, and then the atmosphere instantly fell silent...

Then I heard Yun Xiaoman's high-pitched angry reprimand: "What a squeeze!" Will there be a queue? Civilized society, do you know! Come one by one! Really! ”

One of the men who was watching the excitement with his hands on his shoulders slapped Lu Yuan with his elbow, and said with a big mouth and eighty thousand: "This girl is not easy to mess with!" ”

Lu Yuan looked at him with a surprised gaze, and then silently lowered his head...

Everyone was completely overwhelmed by Yun Xiaoman's momentum, and they all lined up obediently, Yun Xiaoman turned his eyes to look at Lu Yuan: "Brother Lu Yuan, come and register their names, remember that there are up to 30 corpses in this museum, and the rest will either wait for tomorrow or find another funeral home!" ”

"Yes, boss!" Lu Yuan came running over in a hurry.

"In order to show respect for the deceased, Miss Ben should first pick it up, and you can tell him what you want!"

"Little brother, make up for the part of my family's face that was blown up, and then put on a mourning dress, and then bring some paper figures, wreaths, etc."

"Little brother, repair the parts of my grandmother that were blown off, as well as mourning clothes, wreaths, ......"

"Little brother, repair my brother's blown up part......"

"Little brother repaired my dad's blown out..."

………

Lu Yuanji found that the bodies of these deceased were not complete, either missing arms, or legs, and some had blurred faces......

"Uncle, I want to ask, what happened, why are these deceased people all mutilated?" Lu Yuan asked one of the male customers.

"You don't know yet! In the county next door, there was a terrorist attack! Heavy casualties! The hospital morgue and private funeral parlor are all full of corpses, and we really have nowhere to put them, so we came to you! ”

"Oh, that's it! Don't be sad, it's come to this, let's mourn and change! Lu Yuan comforted.

"Hey, natural and man-made disasters!" The uncle sighed helplessly and wiped his tears...

It was said that Yun Xiaoman had been upstairs for a while, and Lu Yuan had finished writing them all down one by one and still didn't see Yun Xiaoman's figure, so he shouted upstairs: "Yun Xiaoman, okay, no!" ”

"Alright, here we go!" Yun Xiaoman replied.

I saw Yun Xiaoman wearing a white coat, his hair was combed up, light makeup, a red dot in the center of his forehead, a pair of white gloves, and a black suitcase the size of a briefcase.

"Are you all registered?" Yun Xiaoman asked Lu Yuan.

"The registration is over, there are 30 in total, and I will send the rest away!" Lu Yuan said.

"Listen to the family, after the registration is completed, the body of the deceased will be moved into our morgue, and then we will start work, you will come back at five o'clock tomorrow afternoon, and the family members are not allowed to watch during the work! Thank you for your cooperation! At this time, Yun Xiaoman's posture of speaking was completely like a boss.

After Yun Xiaoman finished speaking, the family members hurriedly moved the body into the morgue, and after the family members left one after another, Lu Yuan closed the door and walked into the morgue with Yun Xiaoman.

Yun Xiaoman looked serious, walked to a corpse with a box, put the box on the shelf, and then lifted the white cloth covering the corpse's face, a female corpse, her face was blurred with flesh and blood, Yun Xiaoman looked calm after looking at it: "Lu Yuan opened the box and handed me the tweezers!" ”

"Oh!" Lu Yuan walked over and opened the box and found that the box was full of all kinds of cosmetics, as well as tweezers, razors, combs, hairspray, large and small oil brushes, needles and threads, disinfectants, pliers, alcohol, and so on.

Lu Yuan handed the tweezers to Yun Xiaoman, and glanced at the face of the corpse: "What is this rotten!" How can I fix it! After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he turned his head and didn't look at it, with a look of disgust.

"It's a bit difficult, but with this girl's excellent professional skills, she can handle it!" Yun Xiaoman said confidently.

Yun Xiaoman was holding a razor in his right hand and tweezers in his left hand, he was suddenly stunned, turned his head and asked, "Hey, if you can't stand it, avoid it!" ”

"I'll go, what will I say! I, the dignified Southern Dipper-kun! What a big scene I haven't seen before! I've seen countless injuries by swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, you are a small fight in me! Lu Yuan raised his hand and talked exaggeratedly.

"Ready? I'm moving! Yun Xiaoman reminded Lu Yuan again.

Lu Yuan pretended to be casual and nodded, then turned his head away...

I saw that after Yun Xiaoman finished eliminating the poison, he dig, filled, grinded, knocked, dragged, and sewed a series of skillful actions, and after a while, beads of sweat oozed from his forehead.

"Yuan, help me wipe my sweat!" Yun Xiaoman said.

"Oh!" Lu Yuan took out a paper handkerchief from his pocket, reached over to help Yun Xiaoman wipe the sweat beads on his forehead, and inadvertently saw Yun Xiaoman's semi-finished product, only to hear Lu Yuan's "vomit"...

"What, what! It's a drop! Yun Xiaoman turned his head and asked.

Lu Yuan's expression was solemn, he didn't speak, he only waved his hand.

Yun Xiaoman just turned his head and was about to continue, when he heard Lu Yuan's "vomit"...

"Hold it back for me! If it doesn't work, just turn around and don't look! Yun Xiaoman scolded.

This time, Lu Yuan didn't say a word, and turned around obediently, turning his back to Yun Xiaoman.

Yun Xiaoman focused on repairing, decorating, and making up, and Lu Yuan started, and the two were busy all night.

"It's finally done, but I'm tired of this girl!" Yun Xiaoman picked up the pink gourd and took a sip, stretched and said.

Seeing this, Lu Yuan walked over to help Yun Xiaoman pinch his shoulder and said, "Hard work!" Xiao Man, don't say it, the one you have repaired is not much different from the original! ”

"Hmm~ I can't say how perfect this is, I can still see it!" Yun Xiaoman said with a smug smile.

"Xiaoman, you go to the room to rest first, you've been busy all night, and you haven't eaten yet! I'll make you something delicious later! Treat you! Lu Yuan said.

"What a sensible! Thank you, Brother Yuan! Yun Xiaoman sold a cute and said.

"You're welcome! Compare hearts! Lu Yuan gestured with his hands, and then made a flying kiss motion.

"Uh-huh!" Yun Xiaoman returned a flying kiss back. The two walked side by side, Yun Xiaoman bumped Lu Yuan with his slender waist, Lu Yuan turned his head to look at Yun Xiaoman, and bumped back without speaking...

The two of them collided while walking like this, but Lu Yuan knocked Yun Xiaoman to the ground with too much force, Yun Xiaoman sat directly on the ground, rubbed his eyes with both hands, pretended to cry, and roared towards the sky, so scared that Lu Yuan ran away, because he ran too quickly, the floor was too slippery, and he fell on the way, but Lu Yuan didn't have time to take care of it, he got up and ran...

Soon Lu Yuan prepared lunch: a plate of braised eggplant, a plate of braised sea cucumber with green onions, a plate of diced kung pao chicken, a plate of dry-fried sardines, and a casserole hen soup in the center.

On Lu Yuan's cooking skills, it is really full of color, flavor and flavor! It makes people want to swallow a deep mouthful of saliva when they see it.

Lu Yuan set up the dishes and chopsticks, walked over and knocked on Yun Xiaoman's door: "Xiaoman, wake up!" The delicious food is ready, get up and eat! I haven't eaten for a day, get up quickly, and go to bed after eating! ”

Before the words fell, the door opened, and Yun Xiaoman wore pajamas and walked straight to the dining table with a yawn in his mouth.

"Wow! It's so rich! Yun Xiaoman lost his sleepiness when he saw the delicious food, and swallowed his saliva and said.

Yun Xiaoman hurriedly sat down and picked up the dishes and chopsticks, glanced at Lu Yuan and said, "Dear, I'm going to start!" ”

Lu Yuan pursed his lips and nodded...

"Hmm~ This is delicious! Hmm~ This one is delicious too! Hmm~ This one is even more delicious! Brother Yuan, you are so good X! Yun Xiaoman gave Lu Yuan a thumbs up.

"It's delicious, you can eat more!" Lu Yuan smiled with satisfaction when he heard Yun Xiaoman's praise.

"Well, you can sit down and eat together! I've been staring at this and eating, I'm embarrassed, hehe! Yun Xiaoman chewed on the delicious meal and said with a smirk.

After that, Yun Xiaoman ripped off a chicken leg and handed it to Lu Yuan and said with a smile: "Brother Lu Yuan, cheers!" ”

"Sister Xiaoman, cheers!" Lu Yuan took the chicken leg and replied.

The two of them held the chicken leg and touched it as if they were touching wine glasses, and when they were enjoying the delicious food, suddenly a powerful voice appeared.

"It's still a step too late, I haven't tasted the delicious food of the world for a long time!"

Lu Yuan and Yun Xiaoman looked up and saw that a lean man in his fifties wearing a black suit, gold-rimmed glasses, and a goatee stood behind them, looking at the leftovers on the table and swallowing his saliva.

"Haha, King Qin Guang! You didn't stay down there, why are you here? Lu Yuan said with a smile.