348 Instructions for Getting Out of Prison
"Fourth, hurry up and eat." The cell head handed the jailer Lao Si a chicken wing, "After eating, go and pack up Qiao Daxia's things, and take them away later." ”
"Got it." The fourth jailer put the chicken wings in his mouth, nodded, and took another piece of bread and left.
Qiao Shouxin stretched out his hand to stop, "Hey, don't worry, it's the same to clean up after eating." ”
"Besides, I didn't have anything with me, and I didn't take anything with me when I went to prison." This is purely polite words, he is the third master of Black Wind Village, even if he is embarrassed, there are still some accessories.
"Qiao Daxia, this is what you don't know, we have our own rules in prison, and the rules can't be broken."
The cell head gestured to the rower, and the jailer nodded, "Mmmmmmmm ”
With just such a sentence, the meat on the chicken wings has been sucked clean by him, and there is not even an oil star left.
"Remember, don't leave anything behind." The cell boss was not at ease, and specially admonished.
"It doesn't have to be like this, it doesn't have to be like this...... Qiao Shouxin was taken care of by the cell boss and the fourth jailer in prison, and he wanted to deliberately leave a few things, which was regarded as a reward.
"Qiao Daxia, I know that you are benevolent and trustworthy, but we really dare not ask for those things." The cell boss explained while motioning for Qiao Shouxin to eat and drink.
"There are a lot of rules in this prison, just talk about it now." The cell leader thought for a moment and pointed to the roast chicken and dough cakes in front of him, "Before this sentence is released, the last meal in the prison must be eaten cleanly, and there must be no residue." ”
"Why is that?" Qiao Shouxin was very puzzled.
The cell boss laughed softly, "The last prison meal is also a prison meal, but if there is any residue, it is a big bad luck, implying that you will eat prison food." ”
"I see." Qiao Shouxin didn't understand this, and listening to what the cell boss said, it really made some sense.
"Hehe, that's a lot more exquisite." The cell boss also dragged a chicken wing for himself and licked it in small bites, "Wait a while, when you get out of the prison, don't look back, once you turn back, it implies that you have to go back." ”
Qiao Shouxin nodded, this is similar to the one that eats in prison, and if you think about it carefully, it is indeed a bit taboo.
The cell boss saw that Qiao Shouxin understood, and quickly brought back the topic of packing things just now, "In the same way, before you get out of prison, you must take inventory of all your belongings, and you must not leave them or give them to others, otherwise it will be a big taboo." ”
Afraid that Qiao would not believe it, the cell boss added, "Even if you don't want anything, you have to take it home first, and you can throw it away the next day." ”
Qiao Shouxin felt that this article was a little unreasonable, but when he heard the cell boss's addition, it was reasonable and well-founded, not like making it up, so he didn't speak, thinking to himself, maybe this is the rule in prison.
Seeing that Qiao Shouxin was fooled, the cell boss smiled and licked another bite of chicken wings.
This food is devoured, and if you can't gobble it up, you have to think that he will eat it slowly like this.
There are rules in prison about objects, but no one usually follows them.
The jailers are just "taking" some prisoners' belongings, how normal is it?
Right, take your stuff and treat it as hard work.
Speaking of which, the brothers usually serve you to eat, drink, and get some things, which is completely reasonable.
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The cell boss saw that Qiao Shouxin really didn't understand this, eating and drinking, and the conversation box was completely opened.
"After this is released from prison, the first thing is to go home, but before entering the house, you need to cross the Samadhi True Fire Red Charcoal Basin, which means burning and cutting off all bad luck disasters."
"I know that, cross the brazier." Qiao Shouxin was a little excited, after so long, he was finally able to pick up the conversation, and it was really not easy to talk to the cell boss.
"Haha, it's not just a brazier." The cell boss doesn't have to think about it to know that Qiao Shouxin should have seen this at the wedding, although the two are similar, but the meaning is very different, and the steps are different.
"There's something special about this, let me ask you, do you know what Samadhi True Fire is?"
"Well." Qiao Shouxin shook his head, "I don't know, I only know that in myths and legends, there are immortals who can spit out samadhi true fire, but this shouldn't be." ”
"That's definitely not, I haven't seen a fairy." The cell boss spread his hands and was directly amused, "I don't know, our samadhi real fire is a mixture of charcoal, wine, and cinnabar in one.asxs. burning." ”
Qiao Shouxin arched his hand, "Taught!" ”
"Don't worry, I'm not done yet." The cell boss is a good talker, especially when it comes to his own work, probably because he is good at it, so he can speak.
"After this crosses the brazier, you should use grapefruit leaves to dip in nectar water to clean your body, and if you don't have grapefruit leaves, you can also use grapefruit peel to boil water instead, nectar water is the water supply in the temple, and it is inconvenient to go to the temple to get it, so you can use well water directly."
Speaking of this, the cell boss snickered, "After all, squatting in a prison is not a glorious thing, some family members will use willow branches, and it hurts when they are cleaned, and it is not for nothing that the skin and flesh are opened." ”
The cell boss covered his arm, "Hey, it's like a sentence, it hurts to think about it." ”
Qiao Shouxin smiled, not to mention that he had no family at all, even if he was really punished, he was not afraid, leather whip, soldering iron, tiger chair, which one is not more painful than a wicker slap?
"After purification, it is to start from the beginning, then bathe in the petals, and finally eat a good meal, and that's it."
The cell boss remembered a word that the fourth son of the Lu family had said, took it and used it, and looked at Qiao Shouxin expectantly, but our Qiao Daxia didn't understand it at all.
The cell boss was bored, he didn't explain, and he felt uncomfortable, "This is starting from the beginning, that is, shaving the head, starting from the head, ...... the head" said while gesticulating.
Qiao Shouxin blinked his eyes, "Ah, yes, yes, head!" ”
The cell boss rolled his eyes, yes, Qiao Daxia didn't understand at all.
However, he was not depressed for a while, and the cell boss thought of one again, and couldn't help but let out a lewd laugh, "I don't know if Qiao Daxia has a marriage match?" ”
"Unmarried." Qiao Shouxin still has a very bottom line, and he usually goes to the building to vent the fire, as soon as he thinks about this, he feels that there is a fire under his lower abdomen, this big prison squat, suffocating!
The cell boss understood, and showed a devilish smile, "After this is released from prison, I have to abstain from sex for seven days." ”
"Huh?" Qiao Shouxin's face was embarrassed, which was too torturous.
"And that's not all." The cell leader's smile became even more devilish, "In addition, you have to go to the temple to pray for blessing and prosperity for seven days, and then worship your ancestors for seven days, release your life for seven days, ascend for seven days, go into the water for seven days, and go out for seven days. ”
Qiao Shouxin's eyes were dull, what, it's seven seven forty-nine days!
A living person, that must not be burned to death!