Of course, Chen Dong was extremely shocked in his heart!

He really couldn't move, his hands and feet seemed to be frozen, and he didn't listen to any calls.

And he clearly saw that the crazy old man just clicked on his chest casually twice, and he became the embarrassing ghost he is now. He is not a fool, he knows that this is the kung fu of "point points", which he has seen in TV series.

In "Wulin Gaiden", isn't there a "sunflower point acuman"?

But he never thought that there would really be people in this world who would "point points"!

The crazy old man is not a liar, he is a real master.

If you let yourself learn this kung fu, what are you afraid of?

When the time comes, a little Brother Dali's acupoint, if you don't want to clean him up, you can clean him up?

The crazy old man was still sitting cross-legged on the ground, eating roast chicken "baw, chirp", and it was very clean, and every bone had to be soaked for a long time.

Chen Dong finally calmed down his shocked heart, tried to move his mouth, it turned out that his limbs were limited, and he immediately shouted, "Master......"

The crazy old man ignored Chen Dong, still nibbling on the roast chicken, seeing that he was almost finished.

Chen Dong shouted again: "Master......"

"Who is your master?" The crazy old man smashed the last bone into Chen Dong's chest, "Don't you say I'm a liar and want a hundred yuan back?" ”

"Master, I'm joking with you, how can you be a liar, a hundred yuan is my filial piety to your old man, how can there be any reason to ask for it again?"

"Phew, what filial piety, I said it, that's the apprenticeship fee, the apprenticeship fee! I really think that my sloppy Taoist cares about the hundred yuan, but it's just the rules of my 'sloppy door', how many people want to honor me, and I still refuse to accept it! ”

The crazy old man said as he got up and walked in front of Chen Dong.

"Yes, yes, Master, how can you put a hundred yuan in your eyes......

Before he finished speaking, the crazy old man stretched out his hand and took out a hundred yuan from Chen Dong's pocket.

"It used to be an apprenticeship fee, and from now on it will honor me!" The crazy old man unceremoniously slipped into his pocket.

"Master!" Chen Dong wanted to cry without tears: "You can spare the apprentice, this is my living expenses......"

"Yelling what? Haven't you heard a word, the daughter is scattered and comes back! ”

"But you're my gold!"

"What else do we master and apprentice share with each other?" The crazy old man said, pulled out the kitchen knife from his arms, and as soon as he flew, he heard a "bang", and then a "click", and the kitchen knife had sunk into the trunk of a tree a few meters away.

The whole process is smooth and complete, showing the demeanor of a master.

Before Chen Dong could compliment, he heard the crazy old man mutter, "Take this thing to school, do you want to go to jail or do you want to go to jail?" ”

Chen Dong was a little silent for a while.

In fact, Chen Dong didn't think about the consequences, if he really made a bloody situation, expulsion from school would be light, and he was afraid that he would be arrested, including his father, who was more horizontal than anyone else, was actually a frequent visitor to the "number".

But he had no choice, he didn't want to be bullied, so he had to do it.

"Isn't it like I can't find you, Master?" Chen Dong smiled all over his face: "Master wants to come early, why do I need this thing!" ”

Since you want to learn from the crazy old man, "good and obedient" must be indispensable.

The crazy old man sighed and said, "I also wanted to come to you earlier, but I can't help it, the security guard of your school won't let me in, and when he sees me, he will go out, and there is no fault at all!" ”

The school held a meeting before and designated the crazy old man as a liar, which is why the security guards did this.

But Chen Dong was still very puzzled: "With your ability, Master, are you still afraid of a few security guards?!" ”

"What is this called?" The crazy old man said seriously: "Who am I, what are they, how can I be like them!" If I really want to do it, I won't become a bully? I can't do such a shameless thing! Besides, this is someone else's job, and I can't embarrass them, right? Including you, it's the same, in the future, you can learn this thing, you can do chivalrous righteousness, you can also eliminate violence and peace, but you can't bully ordinary people, and you can't show off your skills for no reason, otherwise it's like this! ”

With a "click", the crazy old man suddenly split a branch with the thickness of his arm next to him in half with one palm.

"Remember, it's my sloppy rule!" The mad old man's eyes were like knives.

At the same time, all kinds of cars kept whizzing by the roadside.

The word "rivers and lakes", coupled with the slightly archaic rhetoric of the crazy old man, is really a bit out of harmony in this world.

In the past, Chen Dong would definitely scoff at it, what kind of chivalrous and righteous acts, eliminating violence and peace, what age is this, how can there be any good people?

But now, Chen Dong couldn't help but be infected by the crazy old man, and his heart couldn't help but stir, and he nodded: "Yes!" ”

"Good!" The crazy old man circled around Chen Dong a few times and continued: "When I accept apprentices, I not only look at qualifications, but also look at character. In your school, I took a fancy to at least seven or eight people, and after collecting the apprenticeship fee, I deliberately didn't show up for a few days, and as a result, only you didn't report me! Chen Dong, I didn't misread anyone, among so many people, your qualifications are not only the strongest, but also the best character! ”

Chen Dong was speechless for a while, because it was not that he didn't tell the crazy old man, but that he felt that this matter was too embarrassing, and he was really embarrassed to mention it to the teacher......

Of course, the matter has come to this point, Chen Dong will definitely not talk nonsense, and he will hide it in his stomach forever.

"Yes, Master!" Chen Dong immediately slapped his ass: "I already knew that your old man was not an ordinary person, and it is also the glory of my life to be able to worship you as a teacher......

"Then why did you ask for money just now?"

"This ......" Chen Dong rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I think that a hundred yuan is far from enough to show my heart, so I want to come back and prepare a generous gift for you, Master......"

As soon as his father drank, he didn't recognize his six relatives, arrested and beat anyone, if Chen Dong hadn't learned to adapt since he was a child, I'm afraid he wouldn't have survived now.

The crazy old man laughed: "Okay, it's okay for you to deal with others with your little cleverness, don't do it with me, it's normal for you to treat me as a liar, after all, I haven't shown up for a few days, but you didn't report me, it's already very good!" ”

As he spoke, the crazy old man clicked twice on Chen Dong's chest.

Chen Dong instantly felt that his qi and blood were smooth, and he was able to move up and down his body again.

Masters, absolute masters, masters who can only appear on TV!

Chen Dong moved his lower limbs, then knelt on the ground with a "poof", and said loudly: "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!" ”

Then he kowtowed "bang bang" again.

finally met a genuine master, Chen Dong will definitely not let go of this opportunity.

"Hahaha, good apprentice, get up quickly......" The crazy old man reached out to hold Chen Dong.

"Master, you teach me kung fu, someone at school bullied me!"

"I know, I've seen it all...... Don't worry, with Master here, I won't let you be bullied again! ”

Chen Dong nodded vigorously.

Having already seen the crazy old man's magical kung fu, Chen Dong believed that as long as he learned two tricks casually, it would definitely not be a problem to deal with those guys.

can defeat the other party with strength, who wants to fight hard with a kitchen knife!

The crazy old man cleared his throat before continuing: "Chen Dong, let me ask you again, you really decided to worship me as a teacher, this road is not so easy to walk, once you set foot on it, it is impossible to turn back, and even have to pay ten times more than ordinary people, or even a hundred times the hard work and efforts!" ”

"Yes, Master!" Chen Dong was categorical.

Chen Dong thought to himself, no matter how hard he worked, could he work harder than when he was a child, guarding such an alcoholic father, he had never suffered anything since he was a child!

"Very good...... the crazy old man's face became serious, and he said seriously: "Then I will reintroduce myself and let you have a general understanding of the master." Master, I'm seventy-two years old today, my real name is Hu Jianye, but not many people know this name, and my friends on the rivers and lakes call me a sloppy Taoist, because the sect I created is called the Sloppy Sect......"

Chen Dong looked at the crazy old man's dress and appearance, and thought that this name was quite appropriate.

Then the mad old man continued: "Whoever enters my sloppy door must be sloppy, and must not take a bath, wear new clothes, or mend torn trousers...... Just like Master! ”

The crazy old man said as he spun around, seemingly pleased with his look.

Chen Dong's eyes immediately widened: "Why?!" ”

Let yourself dress up like a crazy old man, Chen Dong absolutely, absolutely can't accept it!

The crazy old man whispered: "How dangerous this world is, it's not something you can imagine!" There are many sects in the rivers and lakes, good and evil are not incompatible, and the master is like a carp crossing the river, countless, we walk the rivers and lakes, everything is low-key, and must not attract the attention of others, otherwise it will inevitably lead to death! It's safest to dress like a teacher, and this is also a little survival experience that I have summed up over the past few decades. ”

Chen Dong was stunned and half-convinced when he heard this, thinking to himself if there were really so many masters, why had he never heard of it before?

Hearing the end, Chen Dong immediately said, "Master, then I don't have to. Think about it, I'm a student, every day at school, wearing a school uniform is the most low-key, and dressing like you is eye-catching! ”

The crazy old man thought for a while, nodded and said, "That's the reason...... Then you don't have to abide by the rules of the sloppy door first, but when you walk the rivers and lakes in the future, you must be sloppy! ”

Chen Dong thought to himself, he has only entered high school, and he will still go to college in the future, maybe he will have to take the postgraduate examination, master's degree, and doctoral examination, and he doesn't know that it is the year of the monkey and the month of the horse, and he will talk about it later, so he doesn't want to think about it now, so he nodded and agreed, and said: "Master, you are so powerful, we must have many disciples in the sloppy sect, right?" ”

The crazy old man shook his head: "Over the years, I have been running around, although there are many qualifications, but there are few who have passed the character. So for decades, I have only accepted three apprentices, you are the third, and there are two senior brothers above you, one is called Song Weiguo and the other is called Ji Shengwen, both of whom are older than you. ”

"Where are my two senior brothers?"

"They are all out of school, and they are doing chivalrous deeds everywhere, and they will have the opportunity to meet again in the future. Okay, without further ado, I'll start teaching you kung fu now! ”