Chapter 32 Ah Gong's Night Judgment Case
By dawn, Yun Xiaoman pretended not to know about last night's incident, and pretended to ignore the black cat that Aji had also transformed, and put on a look of disdain.
In the evening, Yun Xiaoman closed the door early, took out the snacks prepared in advance and put them on the windowsill to wait for the wonders of last night.
Yun Xiaoman looked left and right on the windowsill, the water in the powder gourd had left her to drink, and just when she was a little impatient to wait, the door of the store under the "squeak" opened.
Aji also walked out of Yun Xiaoman's shop, and unlike last night, there was a red cloak on the outside of the dark blue pajamas, which was majestic and heroic.
The night in mid-spring was still a little cold, and Aji couldn't help but rub his hands, looked up at the starry night sky, and said lightly: "Come out." ”
Then the ostrich-sized hen and a woman in a white dress came out of the night.
"You're the woman in the costume last night?" Aggie also asked.
The woman nodded, "Exactly." ”
If you look closely, although this woman's appearance is not a country and a city, she can also be called a stunning beauty, with a pair of crooked and smiling eyes on the typical "apple face".
"I have a general understanding of your affairs, you can rest assured, I will take care of the things that the underworld can't manage!" Aji also looked at the woman sternly and said.
"Cui Ping knocks and thanks to Engong! If I can avenge the wrongs, I am willing to be a cow and a horse for Engong! When the woman heard this, she knelt down in the street and kowtowed like pounding garlic.
"You don't have to, it's my pleasure to solve things that the officials can't solve." Aji also stepped forward to help the woman and comforted her.
"Scumbag, get that guy for me quickly!" Aji also turned his head and said coldly.
"Yes, master!"
At two ends, on a neon-lit street with luxury cars and beautiful women, a man in a suit and leather shoes, about fifty years old, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, had just walked out of a high-end private club, and the entourage standing at the door was neatly lined up and bowed like a funeral.
When the man came out, he was drunk and was blown by the cold wind, so he was a little overwhelmed, and he staggered towards a masalati not far away.
A tall and heroic man who had been waiting next to the luxury car for a long time hurriedly stepped forward to help him in advance, and opened the rear door for him in advance, and the man with glasses went in.
"Leader, where are you going?" The driver sitting in the front seat asked.
"Go, go, go... "Before the man with glasses finished speaking, he opened the car door and vomited...
The man with glasses was about to finish his talk, and just when he moved into the car, a voice suddenly came from behind, shouting:
"Liang Gang."
The man with glasses had just finished vomiting, he was dizzy, thinking that he had heard a split, but he didn't care, and when he stretched out his hand to close the car door, the call came again:
"Liang Gang."
"Liang Gang."
"Liang Gang."
The man with glasses turned his head to see a hen the size of an ostrich standing behind the car, staring at him.
The man with glasses was paralyzed by alcohol, and at first he was not afraid, and teased: "Damn, where did this big bird come from?" ”
The man with glasses didn't think that this big bird could spit out human language, and with the strength of the wine, he angrily shouted to other places: "Who is calling me by my name?" Fuck you don't want to live anymore! ”
"In this realm, the people who dare to call me by my name have not yet been born!" The man with glasses is angry and drunk.
At this time, the scum chicken spoke again: "Liang Gang, Liang Gang, Liang Gang..."
"Did the bird speak to people? Damn, what kind of world is this, am I hallucinating after drinking too much? Liang Gang rubbed his drunken eyes.
"Hey! Did you hear anyone ...... just now" Liang just wanted to turn his head and ask the driver in the front row, but found that the front seat was already empty.
"O goblin! There are goblins! The tall driver left Liang Gang and fled in a panic...
Only then did Liang Gang realize that this was not an illusion, and the arrogant and domineering energy just now suddenly disappeared.
Liang Gang broke out in a cold sweat on his head, and the wine was a little sober, and he took out a pistol from his pocket in a panic, pointed the muzzle of the gun at the hen, and roared in horror: "You, you... Don't come here, or I'll shoot me! ”
"Liang Gang, you are happier than the gods!" The scum chicken took two steps forward and stood in front of Liang Gang.
"You, you, you...... What kind of monster is it? Liang Gang looked up at the scum chicken, his legs shaking.
"Are you blind? Can't you see it? I'm a beautiful chicken! The scum chicken hugged his wings together and posed.
"Divine chickens, are they all fairies and still make chickens?" The man in glasses became a little angry, pointed a gun at the scumbag and scolded. (People become angry when they are terrified to the extreme)
"Let Nima fart, Lao Tzu is a chicken!" The scum chicken was fearless in the face of Liang Gang's muzzle threat, and spat in his face.
Liang Gang took off his glasses and wiped the saliva on his face with his hand: "Okay, good, you're a chicken!" ”
"Divine chicken!" The scum chicken roared loudly.
"Divine Chicken, what do you like to do, we don't know each other, please let me go, okay?" Liang Gang pleaded.
"Let you go? What are you kidding, I'm here for you today! Stop talking nonsense, come with me. The scum chicken leaned on the man's luxury car and crossed Erlang's legs.
"Coming with you? This sentence sounds a little familiar, oh, I think of it, I am a police officer, and this sentence is usually said by me to others! Liang Gang's drunkenness has not completely subsided.
"Yo, it's such a coincidence, it's half a peer, so let's compete, is it the police in the human world who are powerful, or the police in the other world." The scum chicken stretched his head in front of Liang Gang and provoked.
"Don't come here! Don't come here! I shot! Shot! …………”
Then, only a crackling sound was heard, and the bullet seemed to hit the copper wall, and it actually knocked out the rhythm of percussion.
"I forgot to tell you, I'm an iron with a penny of hair. Sorry to say wrong, Iron Hen! The scum chicken was unscathed and said mischievously.
"Cluck-cluck......"
The scum chicken opened its giant beak and let out a mocking sound that resounded through the night sky, and then, holding Liang Gang like a small worm in his mouth, spread his wings and flew away from the scene.
It is said that the scum chicken captured Liang Gang and returned, and found that Aji had also played with Cui Pingbiao.
A phoenix tail between flowers, twisting fingers and singing the passing year, a python demonstrating martial arts, throwing sleeves with a dead expression, trickling around the beams, cutting the love through the past and the present.
The two sang:
Sleepy spring heart is tired, and I don't want to be embroidered by incense. Oh my God, if you're in the mood, the dream is not far away. (Cui Ping)
Spring looks out of the painting hall, and the plum covers the willows.
Can you know where Liu Ruan is? Looking back, the east wind broke his bowels. (Ajiya)
- "The Legend of the West Chamber"
"Lord Qiqi, I have already arrested the ~ heinous ~ Liang Gang ~ please show me." The scum chicken also sang along with the tune of the opera.
When the two people who were still immersed in the opera heard it, their posture immediately froze, and they turned their heads to look at it.
Cui Ping saw that Liang Gang's whole person was frozen, and the gentle and virtuous lady just now disappeared, and instantly changed her face with a murderous face. Eyes with a fierce light.
"Wha Good, good, good! Aggie also let out the maniacal laughter of the opera.
Before the words fell, suddenly the wind blew, the fog was filled, and the ghosts screamed again and again...
When the wind cleared, two people dressed in white and one in black came out of the fog, one in white and one in black, with the words "Fortune at first sight" written on the hat of the man in white, and "The world is peaceful" written on the hat of the black coat.
"Black and white impermanence, are you two here to stir up trouble?" Aji also pointed at the black and white impermanence and shouted.
"Hmph, you dare to meddle in the affairs of the underworld, you ......"
Before Bai Wuchang finished speaking, Aji also waved his hand, and the two of them were tied with ropes and sealed with tape.
"What are you two that deserve to talk to me?" After Aji finished speaking, he shook the red cloak and turned around domineeringly.
"Today, I will follow your example of the king of Yama and have a court trial!" Aggie also said loudly.
There is a poem:
The white cloth buries the incense soul, and the yin mourns and weeps.
In ancient times, there was Dou E's June snow, and now there is a winter dance.
The grievances are difficult to solve, and Ah Gong breaks the strange case at night.
Aji also blew a breath of fairy air, conjured a public desk and a Taishi chair in front of him, he walked over and sat down happily, his hand fell on the wood, and shouted: "Ascend to the hall!" ”
Suddenly a puff of black smoke hit below, and all kinds of strange-shaped demons in Wuyang and Wuyang lined up, holding water and fire sticks in their hands, and shouting in their mouths: "Mighty!" ”
Aji also glanced at the scum chicken, and the scum chicken stepped forward after realizing it, opened his huge beak and pecked Liang Gang's feet violently, only to hear the sound of "oops", and Liang Gang immediately woke up.
"Who are you? What did you bring me here for? Liang Gang woke up and saw the scene in front of him, a little overwhelmed.
"I heard that you are a policeman in the yang world, then we can be regarded as peers, and I am a policeman in the Three Realms!" Aji also said softly and sharply.
"The Three Realms... Target... The police? Liang Gang stammered.
"Liang Gang, are you guilty? Don't hesitate to bring the truth about your crimes! Aji also shook the wood and scolded sternly.
"The villain does not know what crime he has committed? Besides, the police are particular about evidence, and you can't frame me for nothing! Liang Gang quibbled.
"Heh, it's a shameless bastard!" Aggie also sneered and said.
"Three years ago, do you remember a woman named Cui Ping?" Aggie also asked.
When Liang Gang heard the word "Cuiping", he felt a pang in his heart, panicked instantly, and pretended to be calm: "Cuiping? I've never heard of it! ”
"Hahahahaha........." Aji also heard it, and laughed.
"What a cunning fellow!" Aggie also stretched out his hands and gently applauded his hands.
Aji's expression also changed suddenly, and he waved his red cloak arbitrarily, and Cui Ping, who was dressed in plain clothes, and the black and white impermanence who was imprisoned immediately appeared.
The moment Liang Gang saw Cui Ping, he instantly collapsed to the ground, and his mouth was muttering: "You, you, you... Isn't it dead? ”