Chapter 1 Lao Tzu doesn't drink your bird soup

Radiating this faint green light and ghostly aura in front of the palace.

Looking at this extremely shocking palace complex, the young man scolded hysterically, "Damn, Difu, I died like this, the fucking scum really killed me, sigh~ I don't know what happened to her, I can't help it, I can't take care of it now, and my parents ......"

With a bang, the young man's body, to be precise, his soul was kicked out two meters away, and when he turned around, the young man just wanted to scold a few words, but he still swallowed it back.

I saw a tall man with a bull-headed body scolding and scolding, "Your mother, you're all dead, and you're still yelling at me here, look at what to see for me to keep up with the team in front, otherwise it wouldn't be as simple as kicking your feet", and the bull-headed ghost also waved the whip in his hand.

Only then did he realize that he still had a team lined up by souls, and because he was in a daze, he was already five or six meters away from the team in front of him, looked at the occasionally whistling souls that were occasionally pumped not far away, and then looked at the long whip in the bull's hand, and hurriedly trotted up to catch up with the team in front.

Another minotaur next to him said, "Hey, what are you telling him to do this, after some souls enter the underworld, it is normal for ghosts to scream, they no longer have the wisdom they should have in life, and they can't understand what you say."

"Hehe, can you manage it, don't you think it's boring to watch some souls walking around from here every day?

Slowly walked into a judge's hall, and the judge sitting in the high hall lowered his head and looked at a large book in his hand and said, "Tang Ze, an earthling, a mortal, with a little public morality, sentenced to be reincarnated as a human, reincarnated in Chashan Village, Haiqi County, Chenxing Great World, named Tang Quan'er, with a life span of one hundred and seven years." ”

When talking about the earthlings, the judge paused obviously, but Tang Ze didn't care, what he was thinking at this time was "One hundred and seven years of life, I rely on it! I am too long-lived, it seems that God feels sorry for me when I die young."

Out of the judge's hall, Tang Ze was still complacent about his longevity, but after walking for a while, his face became bitter again, because he saw a river Huangquan River, there was a bridge on the river, there was a big stone next to the bridge, and there was a big stone next to the Sansheng Stone, and next to the Sansheng Stone, there was a woman leaning on the big bowl and holding a small bowl to the person who was about to be reincarnated, and the woman who was holding a bowl of turquoise soup was Meng Po.

This Meng Po is not as old and ugly as the legend, but she is very beautiful, with short silver-white shoulder-length hair that sets off her sweet face more round and lovely, and a black cheongsam outlines her full figure.

But at this time, Tang Ze couldn't appreciate it at all, the reason was very simple, because he didn't want to drink Meng Po soup, he didn't want to forget, he didn't want to forget the memories of more than ten years before his death, he didn't want to forget his friends, he didn't want to forget his parents and family, and he didn't want to forget the people he loved.

When he was panicking and at a loss, his mind suddenly flashed to him, he had read a paragraph in his previous life, which talked about what kind of person can not drink Meng Po soup.

"Meng Po is the master of Huangquan, and the soul who goes to Huangquan to be reincarnated must taste Meng Po soup, which is very sweet, has the effect of amnesia, and can forget the love, hatred, hatred and obsession of his previous life, and then rejoice, and go to reincarnation without worry. ”

"Legend has it that four kinds of people with dimples on their faces, moles on their necks, moles on their chests, and birthmarks on their bodies have avoided Meng Po Tang, which is also the origin of bitter moles, birthmarks, and dimples. ”

Coincidentally, Tang Ze has a mole on his neck, "I don't know if that paragraph is true, and there is no other way but to be a dead horse and a live horse doctor."

The long line slowly moved forward, Tang Ze walked in front of Meng Po, at this time, he was nervous, but for the sake of his memory, he could only bite the bullet.

Without waiting for the beautiful Meng Po to give Tang Ze a bowl of Meng Po soup, Tang Ze said innocently to Meng Po, "Little sister, you are so beautiful, are you Meng Po?"

The young and beautiful Meng Po was obviously stunned when she saw a soul so sober, and smiled with interest, "Yes, my sister is Meng Po, little brother, you are very sober, okay, hurry up and reincarnate," said and handed Tang Ze a bowl of Meng Po soup.

Tang Ze looked at the bowl of Meng Po soup handed over, and his heart twitched violently, but he still forced himself to calm down, pretending not to see the Meng Po soup handed over, and sped up his steps and walked towards the light gate that said Chenxing Great World.

But he only took two steps, and a slender jade hand holding Meng Po soup stood in front of him, and Meng Po smiled and said, "Little brother, don't be busy walking, let's drink the soup first."

Tang Ze smiled at Meng Po and said, "The beautiful sister Meng Po won't tell you, I fell from the upstairs and fell to my death, my head hit the ground first, I don't remember anything when I fell, I think it's the same whether I drink Meng Po soup or not, so I won't waste my sister's soup."

The smile on Meng Po's face had disappeared, and she said tepidly, "Little brother, this amnesia is amnesia, and the soup must be drunk."

Tang Ze's legs are now weak, and now he has only one thought in his heart, "Woo woo, the highlights are all lies", Tang Ze squeezed out an innocent smile and said, "Sister, don't be angry, I don't know that this soup must be drunk, don't be angry, I'll drink it."

As he spoke, he took a sip of the Meng Po soup in front of him, handed the soup back to Meng Po, and accelerated towards the light gate that said Chenxing Great World, but Tang Ze actually didn't give up, he seemed to drink a sip of Meng Po soup, but in fact, he just held it in his mouth, he didn't dare to spit out, only dared to let Meng Po soup slowly flow down the corners of his mouth.

But after all, he still couldn't escape from Meng Po's eyes, this time Meng Po was really angry: "The old lady talks to you well, you don't listen, the old lady has only done an internship for a month, Meng Po, you come to find it uncomfortable with me, okay, you don't want to drink Meng Po soup, then you can go to the Huangquan River for me to soak"!

While speaking, Meng Po's slender palm held the big bowl she was leaning on, and flew up towards Qian Ze, Tang Ze felt that death was approaching, and now he was not afraid of anything, "Dog day Meng Po, Lao Tzu doesn't drink your bird soup, come on, kill me,"

Hearing that this kid dared to scold himself for the speed of the big bowl increasing and increasing, Tang Ze closed his eyes in despair, but at this moment he heard two dragon groans, and then he heard Meng Po scream, one person and one bowl flew out upside down together, and two phantoms, one black and one golden, appeared in Tang Ze's body, and flew towards the light gate that said Morning Star World.