Chapter 666: Look at the joke
The deputy captains even teased me directly, making Xue Langjing take the lead and run into the village directly.
The others laughed and followed, thinking to themselves that the captain was really shy.
It's just that it's daytime.
And the Xue family didn't receive the news of their homecoming, only one of them was still in the capital.
Therefore, no one greeted them.
When Xue Lang ran to the door of the house in a hurry, the door was empty.
I could hear the laughter of children and the voices of strange women in the courtyard.
When they got off the horse and went into the yard, they saw two little dolls of four or five years old, and two women who were looking after them.
When the two little beans saw the strange woman enter the door of their house, they glanced at each other, and the slightly older one stood up, followed the appearance of an adult, and looked at her with his hands behind his back, "This aunt, who are you?" How to wear the uniform of our hunting team? New to the scene? ”
Looking at their ages, Xue Langjing knew that these were her two nieces, so she wanted to tease them, so she also said with her back hand, "I am the owner of this house." ”
"Liar, this is our family, not yours, your family is not here," Xiao Douding naturally didn't believe it, and fiercely retorted that this was their own house.
"How did you deceive people? I still know your names," she then pointed to the big one, "You're the Light Sect." ”
He pointed to the little one again, "You're Yaozu, aren't you?" ”
When she heard these two names for the first time, she actually really wanted to complain, what kind of name is this, what kind of smell is too strong.
Glory to the ancestors or something, no matter how high you have hopes, you can't be so direct, right?
Just guess and know that these two names are probably given by grandma.
As for why, I guess I want to tell everyone that I have an heir, and this heir will be better than anyone else in the future, and he will glorify his lintel, and then kill the old man Xue.
As a result, I really guessed this question.
Therefore, this old lady is also a capable person, once she reverses her thoughts, she will run directly on the opposite road without looking back!
Fortunately, she and her grandfather were not classified as the same person at the beginning, otherwise the loss would have been great.
Anyway, these two children are smart, and they are not surprised to hear her call her name, so she said directly, "Many people know our name, where did you hear it?" ”
Tsk, it's not funny to be a child who is too smart!
Xue Langjing didn't laugh anymore, and asked directly, "You are all so old, why haven't you gone to the academy yet?" ”
As a result, he got the white eyes of Guangzong, "You are so stupid, Mu Xiu today." ”
Alas, in vain, she prides herself on being clever, but she was disgusted by Xiaodouding.
"Where's your grandmother?" It stands to reason that she should be at home.
"Look at the joke of the poor and sour old man next door," this time it was Yaozu who answered.
Poor sour old man!
"Poof," Xue Langjing couldn't help but laugh.
Grandma, what a hate.
"What are you laughing at, my grandmother said, I have a good life at home, and I must let everyone know."
"I have to go out every day, which is enviable."
"If only I could watch that bad old man's jokes, it would be even more beautiful."
Well, grandma is resolutely not brocade clothes night walking!
However, she was curious about the joke, "I wonder what jokes are there over there?" ”
"Oh, it's time to give birth to a son again."
"That bad old man is going to be seventy, he can make a fart, and he is scolding the little daughter-in-law for not being able to give birth, it's really a shame to die, hehe."
At first glance, it is the tone of grandma.
It seems that this old man still hasn't given up on having a son to inherit his broken house!
Thinking of this, Xue Langjing couldn't help but want to laugh again.
Seeing her smile openly, the two children also laughed.
Probably because their grandmothers smile like this every time they come back.
And seeing them laughing, Xue Langjing laughed even more happily.
The three of them laughed like this, and became little fools.
After laughing enough, she squatted down and touched the heads of the two little beans, "I am your eighth aunt, when I left, you were still in your mother's belly, I didn't expect them to be so big." ”
This is the legendary eighth aunt?
The two little beans stared at her carefully for a while, and the eldest one asked, "You said that the eighth aunt is the eighth aunt?" Is there any evidence? ”
Proof?
She really didn't.
But...
Xue Langjing asked rhetorically, "Do you know what Aunt Eight's name is?" ”
"Yes, Xue Langjing."
"I know, it's Xue Langjing."
The two little beans rushed to answer.
"Do you know how to write these words?"
"I know, I know."
"I know that too."
"Then you see, I have a name sewn on my body, look, look," her name is still sewn on her team uniform.
This set was sent by Qianyue and them.
Wearing her own team uniform, and sewing the name of the eighth aunt, how could the two little beans still have no reason to believe it, and threw themselves directly into her arms.
Just when she thought that these two little guys were close to her, she heard the little beans ask, "Eighth aunt, eighth aunt, are you very powerful?" ”
"Yes, the grandmother said that you can fly, can the eighth aunt really fly?"
"Aunt Eight will fly to show us, okay?"
"Okay, okay, Aunt Eight flew to show us."
Well, she didn't say anything, so she just promised to fly to them.
But what about flying twice?
Gotta show them how good she is.
"Yes, do you want to fly with you?"
"To fly, to fly."
"We fly too."
While talking, the two little beans even put on a flying posture, and spread their two little hands to learn the birds.
Seeing that she was really flying with them in her arms, the two people on the side were anxious, and shouted directly, "Eighth girl, don't, don't, don't follow them to fool around!" ”
If you make a mess, you won't be able to eat and walk around.
"Don't worry, there's no problem, haha, fly," said Xue Langjing, and ran directly to the sky with them in his arms.
Although the Grandmaster level can't stop in the air, it's okay to fly for a while.
But these two little beans are also bold.
When they saw the ground farther and farther away from them, they were not afraid, but waved their little hands happily, as if they regarded them as their own wings.
"Wow, I'm like a bird, I'm flying, Aunt Eight is so amazing."
"It's so high, it's so high, it's flying, it's flying."
Then, Xue Langjing took them around in circles in the air, and the remaining two women shouted vigorously.
After flying for a while, she remembered the 'business', "Where is the grandmother, let's watch the joke together." ”
The old man's broken yard seemed to be locked.
"Where the little daughter-in-law works."
"Where is that?"
"Our family's recent sweet potato field, that bad old man will definitely not be able to enter, it is estimated that he is sitting outside the entrance and scolding his mother, the grandmother said, our family is not allowed to enter this old man's land."