Chapter 496: The Next Three

Wang Deguang glanced at Tang Benchu: "What do you say?" ”

At this moment, the ass screamed at the stairs.

I didn't run away now, and the dead fish's eye was inside.

"You said that this special thing is not going down to the tomb to find zongzi, why is there such a thing? This immortal lacks virtue or not? Tang Benchu squatted down and wanted to touch the steps, but he didn't dare to touch it: "Then how can we go down?" ”

I took a closer look at the black-and-white "Oreo" and said, "You learn a little." ”

Then I took a few stones and swung them on the ground.

"What's this?" Tang Benchu glared: "Do you want to rehearse?" ”

"Nonsense."

This "Oreo" is not an ordinary panda ladder, it is a formation. It was mentioned in "Peeping into the Sky and Divine Measurement" that this kind of formation was created by people who cultivated immortals a long time ago, just to avoid letting ordinary people enter their world, otherwise a random mountain man would come in and meet an immortal, and the immortal would not do anything else for a day, just entertain guests.

If you step on this kind of staircase, you will either be injured by the trap, or you will go wrong, and you will always be like a ghost hitting a wall, going back and forth and not finding the end or the beginning, and you will be lost in it.

This can be regarded as a kind of "way to escape from the world", and taking this kind of step is the same as opening the Zijin Bagua Lock, which requires a "password".

Speaking of which, this kind of "password" is not very easy to calculate, not to mention that I am not a hand in mathematics, but today I don't know why, I am calm in my mind, and I quickly got a Wang Ba queue - probably Qi (Da Gaiqi).

Then, he took a breath and said seriously: "I'm in front, you follow, don't make a mistake, you know?" ”

Tang Benchu and Wang Deguang nodded subconsciously, and even their butts nodded, Ah Zuo had just come back from the entrance of the cave at this time, and he didn't know the danger inside, and he hurriedly said: "Whatever Brother Qianshu says, we will listen to it!" ”

I nodded, and was the first to descend the cellar entranceβ€”one black and one white, and went straight up the third black step.

Tang Benchu took a look: "Master, let's walk through two steps?" ”

"The first one is like this, and the latter ones are not necessarily," I said, "Take a big step, and don't be afraid to pull the egg." ”

"Got it, got it."

Go down, some jump one, some jump three, long legs are okay, short legs are really a bit of a struggle.

Soon, we went to the lower middle part and saw a large stone door at the end.

I turned my head and said, "Victory is ahead, and there is hope ahead, you all follow me closely, just this last trembling, don't make a moth." ”

"Hey! Master, don't worry! At this time, Tang Benchu was afraid that Ah Zuo would make a mistake, so he carried Ah Zuo on his back, and Ah Zuo was beaten for the first time, and he was not so shy about the contact between men and women as before, but he was quite curious to touch Tang Benchu's body: "The man's body is so hard, it's really different from the woman'......"

"That's our muscles!" Tang Benchu finally got the opportunity to kiss Fang Ze, and it was quite useful, he began to brag about his neck, Ah Zuo couldn't stop idle, and touched his head and touched his head after touching it, but he touched something that shouldn't be touched: "There are also soft ......"

, as soon as I heard this, I knew it was bad, and the emotional aunt taught me not to get close to men, and the most important thing was not taught - I may also feel that I can't get close to men, and there is no need to teach this kind of thing.

Tang Benchu's feet suddenly softened, and the whole person didn't stand firm and threw himself down at me, I raised my hand to help him when I saw this, but I pulled and stopped, but both of our feet stepped on the next step - this step should not be stepped on......

"Boom...... I don't know what sound came from nowhere, it seems that the library has opened the floodgates, I look back, your mother, two huge stone balls are rolling down at us!

If this special thing is twisted by the stone ball, then it must become a hot sauce for Ah Xiangpo!

"Hurry up and run for me!"

"Master, the rest of the steps ......"

"It's all this time, break the jar and break it!"

"Great!"

A few of us and a dog were chased by the stone balls, and the lifeless ones rushed down the steps, and along the way, sharp arrows swished out on the left side, and the right side blew up the oil for a while, and "snorted" up, it was like a special ancient temple escape, not to mention how exciting.

Finally, when I arrived at the door, I was about to open the door without saying a word, but the door was very strong, like the broken dragon stone of the ancient tomb sect, I really didn't have the strength to smash it, seeing that the stone ball was about to roll down and crush us here, Tang Benchu also said: "Die before leaving the school, and the hero will be full of tears, Master, I will be your apprentice in the next life......

Your mother in the next life...... At this time, I suddenly heard the old voice coming from behind: "Three hands down there." ”

"Thumb" is the distance from the thumb to the middle finger of the hand, which was often used as a measuring tool in ancient times, I immediately squatted at the door and measured the distance of the three pinch, this place, it seems that there is a small stone that is different from the others, especially rough.

I stepped on it, only to hear the sound of "coaxing", and the "Broken Dragon Stone" was given!

At the same time, the big stone was also approaching, seeing that the speed of the "Broken Dragon Stone" might not be able to catch up with the speed of the stone ball crushing us, I didn't think about it, and kicked my ass into the crack of the door first, and then pushed Wang Deguang in, and finally dragged Tang Benchu, who was carrying Ah Zor, into the crack of the door together.

Just as we rolled in, the big boulder slammed into where we were standing, and the hem of my shirt was crushed to the bottom.

Your mother, Lao Tzu's shirt 59 pieces! How many pieces have been scrapped recently! I couldn't do anything, so I ripped my shirt open and got up from the ground shirtless, and just then, my ass screamed wildly and jumped inside.

Turning a corner, I saw the dead fish's eyes and the bridal maid at a glance.

Every time I saw this scourge before, I felt panicked, but this time, when I saw him, I was as happy as if I had won the lottery - I finally found it!

But if I look closely, my heart that has just fluttered up sinks suddenly, the dead fish eye is now lying on the ground, life and death are unknown, and the wedding dress girl is staring at the angular face of the dead fish eye, as if looking at a work of art, indescribable admiration and appreciation.

The buttocks didn't say a word, and they tore at the wedding girl with a snort, but as soon as the wedding girl raised her hand, the red sleeves flew up, and the buttocks "banged" and were thrown heavily on the stone wall.

"Ass!" It seemed to hit my heart, and my heart suddenly hurt, but fortunately, my ass was rough and thick, and I was a good dog when I stood up.

"Boss, what's going on with Mr. Lu?" Wang Deguang stared at Lu Hengchuan: "Why can't you see the ups and downs in your chest?" ”

Fuck, don't you really die, do you?

"Gee, why is it still so fierce." The wedding girl looked at me with a smile: "Why is the elder brother of the Li family here?" Do you blame me for not inviting you to my wedding with Brother Lu Jia? ”

I turned my head to look at the wedding dress, and my voice became cold: "You are not authentic. ”

"What do you mean by that? Do you want to regret what you promised? The bridal girl stared at me and showed a very surprised look: "Brother Li, I didn't know that you were this kind of person, didn't you want to save the people in the mountain, accumulate virtue and do good deeds to protect your job?" ”

"Yes, I don't know my heart if I know people." I stared at her: "We are thinking about doing good deeds and accumulating virtues, but we have put ourselves on ourselves in order to do good deeds, which is stupid." You are an immortal, shouldn't you be reasonable? ”

"But instead of reasoning, I think the elder brother of the Lu family is more important." The eyes of the wedding maid were very innocent: "I have already spared the whole village for him, what else do you want?" ”

"I want you to give him back to me," I took out the Lu Ban ruler with one hand, and said in a deep voice: "The merit of bullshit, I don't want it." ”

The wedding girl looked at me and suddenly smiled: "Brother Li, don't worry, you don't know something." ”

I looked at the bridal girl, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in my heart: "What is it?" ”