Chapter 382: Old Ladies
My first thought was that my godfather must have taken care of everything outside and came to pick me up, and I was quite happy, but I didn't think that I was about to open the door, when I heard a sharp and thin woman's voice outside: "Godmother, are you at home?" β
Fuck you, what the hell is this?
The ass jumped up from the ground, and although it didn't say anything, it lowered its head and front paws, and looked like a tiger preying on ten attack stances, obviously something outside was not good.
And Guo Yang Salengzi woke up and stared at me with a frightened face, as if asking me what to do? Lu Hengchuan was even more excited, seeing that the situation was not good, he had already started to repack the black box and prepare to escape.
"Roar, roar, roar, ......" The cough of the old lady in the room sounded with a little tiredness again: "Why are so many people here today?" β
"Someone?" The woman's voice outside suddenly raised, and it made people panic even more: "Who is it?" β
"Isn't it raining?" The old lady coughed and said, "It's time to hide from the rain." β
"It's raining?" The woman's voice outside the door panel became sharper: "It's not raining at all today, where can I hide from the rain?" β
Grass and mud horses, I mentioned in my heart, what kind of thing is outside this door, it is too wide.
"No rain?" The old lady's voice in the room also changed a little: "Who is that?" β
As he spoke, there was a rustling in the old lady's room, and the sound of him pulling his slippers came out!
Fuck, godfather didn't teach me what the solution would be if someone else came to the door, I thought about it, grabbed Lu Hengchuan and Guo Yang, and then glanced at my ass, and ran into the east house opposite the west house.
As soon as I entered the house, through the curtain of the east room, I saw a shadow outside that looked like a figure from the past, and it was estimated that the old lady went to the hall to answer the door: "Speaking of which, how do you know that I have someone here?" β
As soon as the door creaked, it opened, and I condensed my ears and could hear that the woman outside must have come in, and her voice was much clearer, and it was even more ugly: "Your house, it smells!" β
I turned my head to look at the layout of this east house, and sure enough, it was the same as the old house in the ordinary countryside, with a vermilion lacquer reclining cabinet - this kind of reclining cabinet was generally the dowry of the carpenter when the girl married in the old days, and there was a bare big kang, there was not even a special mat on it, not to mention how shabby, if this was in the village, it would be a five-guarantee household.
Seeing that there is no fart hair, and we have nothing to hide, I have no choice, so I have to reach out and open the lying cabinet just like the escape in the cave girl's mountain, and Lu Hengchuan Guo Yang made a look with his ass, and they got into it neatly.
I also wanted to go in, but this fucking reclining cabinet was too small, and it couldn't fit three men and a dog, I saw that there were a lot of clothes in it, and I had an idea in my heart, so I turned those clothes out casually, covered Lu Hengchuan and them, let them not be angry, and then took a set of clothes to put on them.
It doesn't matter if this set is the clothes that people wear, they are all bells and whistles, burning the cold clothes of the dead!
At this moment, the movement in the hall forced me to come, and I immediately closed the reclining cabinet, and lay down on the bald kang and pretended to sleep.
Squinted his eyes, and sure enough, two figures came out of the curtain at one end, looking vaguely in the darkness, in front of him was a blurred old lady, wearing a black cotton jacket in the summer, with small feet, like a paper man fluttering lightly - Ji Ye and I have been doing this business since childhood, and I can see clearly, this old lady is wearing a shroud.
My back was cold.
And with the old lady, there was a very thin woman, who could poke people to death at the tip of her elbow and chin, the woman was wearing a strange-looking white robe, like a starving ghost, and the woman was also like an old lady, she looked top-heavy, like a paper-tied person on the funeral, and she was very unstable when she shook and flickered.
When these two people saw me lying on the kang in a dignified manner, they seemed a little surprised.
The thin woman should be more shrewd, so she whispered to the old lady first: "Godmother, ask who this person is." β
The old lady is the owner of this house, of course, there is no reason to shirk, the person opened her mouth, and first let out a cough of "roar roar": "You, who are you?" β
I half-closed my eyes, and the urn still said angrily according to what my godfather taught me: "It's raining outside, I'm here to hide from the rain." β
When the old lady heard this, she looked at the thin woman: "Look, it's really hiding from the rain." β
The thin woman couldn't figure out my bottom a little, so she didn't want to act rashly, and the fox seemed to be tentative: "But it's not raining today, where are you hiding the fish?" β
I wanted to talk to her in the vernacular, but according to my godfather's instructions, I couldn't say anything else, so I just said, "It's raining outside, I'm here to hide from the rain." β
I was like a repeater, and the thin woman was also like touching a nail, just looking at me with a dripping look, and glancing at her, I sighed in my heart, and immediately regretted it, and secretly scolded your mother, seeing this look, I have to have nightmares when I go back.
I saw that the woman's shadow shrouded face, the eyes were one big and one small, the eyebrow bones were collapsed, the nose was sunken, and the ugly thing was that the sky should not be called the earthβand with a feeling of depression, it was particularly frightening.
I won't look at ghosts like Lu Hengchuan, but I know a little bit about the basic common sense of ghosts, this woman has no light in the palace, she is naturally a dead person, and the palace of wealth is shattered, it can be seen that what to do in her life, she has no money and suffers, she must have lived in poverty, and the collapse of the husband and wife palace means that she may have been killed by her own man.
And there are evil horizontal lines under the corners of her mouth, it can be seen that her mouth is broken and jealous, she hates people and laughs at people, she is definitely a poor person who must have something to hate, this kind of unlucky ghost must be very resentful, because no matter what unsatisfactory, she will put the blame on others.
It seems that now that he is a dead man, he is still very obsessed and rushes over to meddle in his affairs.
This woman really had a broken mouth, and asked me several times, and I always replied that she was hiding from the rain, and she couldn't foam at the mouth of her question, so she whispered to the old lady: "It is said that she is hiding from the rain, how can it smell, you smell, you smell!" β
As he spoke, he led the old lady to me, lowered her head and sniffed me!
I saw that the two blurred faces lowered, first from my forehead down, all the way through my chest, stomach, and smelled the toes, as if two tigers were going to eat people!
And as the tip of their nose passed over me, the paper cold clothes couldn't stop the bone-chilling air coming from their mouths and noses, which was like the cold of yin people drilling into their bones.
"It's smelly, but it's also dead......," the old lady "roared" and opened her mouth: "It's just a passerby, right?" Maybe it's new on the road. β
Old lady, you're so wise, that's what I'm trying to say! Give you 10086 likes.
But the woman with a broken mouth didn't believe it, and said in a low voice: "Maybe, you say, can you come here alive?" Why don't we eat? β
I'll rub it, eat you paralyzed!
But at the same time, I couldn't help but be curious...... If a dead man could eat people, how would they eat them? Why do you eat it?
The old lady was a little hesitant, and the woman with a broken mouth was advocating on the side: "Just eat and eat, if it's wrong, it's wrong, he has nothing to lose, if it's right, then we can go up......"
On the top, is it the meaning of returning to the yang world?
The old lady hesitated a little, and the woman with a broken mouth was now like a hungry wolf with a fierce look on her face: "Godmother, don't try, I'll try......"
With that, I grabbed my Adam's apple and came over!
As the woman with the broken mouth opened her mouth, I only felt a strange suction, as if my whole soul was about to be pulled out of my body by her!
My heart is crossed, my godfather only said, don't let me say anything else in this place, didn't say that I won't let you do anything to the people here, right?