Chapter 1153: Yodelers in Action
Cheng Mu stood outside the bathroom door, leaning against the wall slightly, ignoring the curious eyes of the customers who came and went, lowered his head and picked up his mobile phone to chat, wanting to create more time for the three hundred yuan.
However, the good times were short-lived......
A slender white little hand gently patted Cheng Mu's shoulder: "Hey, Cheng Mu, what are you doing here?" ”
Cheng Mu was startled, and his phone almost fell......
But he reacted instantly, he didn't need to turn around to look, listening to this soft voice, he knew that the person who patted him on the shoulder was steamed buns.
"Ah, why are you here too?" Cheng Mu smiled awkwardly and forcibly pretended to be calm.
"Oh, our great god of worship has a hobby of hiding outside the bathroom door and playing with his mobile phone...... Hey, you're not going to be secretly filming something, are you? ”
As he spoke, Mantou's long eyelashes swayed, his eyes were full of cunning, and he deliberately glanced around.
This is the aisle between the two bathrooms, of course, there is no such thing as Cheng Mu taking a mobile phone to secretly take pictures of the women's toilet.
Cheng Mu wanted to cry without tears, so he could only laugh with him, watching the naughty steamed buns hurt him.
"It's okay...... It seems like nothing can be photographed in this place. ”
The steamed bun pouted and nodded to himself.
Cheng Mu smiled bitterly, and was about to speak, when the steamed bun suddenly interrupted him again.
"That's strange, why is Mu Dashen hiding in the aisle of the bathroom to play with his mobile phone? Don't you want to talk to our sisters? As he spoke, his eyebrows furrowed slightly, his eyes were full of grievances, and he instantly thought of a little daughter-in-law who had been wronged.
"Uh...... Not really. Cheng Mu rolled his eyes, he definitely couldn't say that he was like this for the happiness of the second half of his life of three hundred yuan. That inevitably seems too insidious, and the image in the girl's heart will definitely plummet.
"Just came out of the bathroom, a friend sent a message. Hehe, just standing here and talking about addiction. ”
"Oh...... Is it? ”
The steamed bun blinked and looked at Cheng Mu with disdain, Cheng Mu nodded solemnly, and refused to admit it......
"Okay, I'm going to the bathroom, Mu Shen, keep talking!"
Steamed buns pouted. turned around and left in Cheng Mu's laughter.
Cheng Mu breathed a sigh of relief when he looked at the back of the steamed bun leaving, and shook his head with a wry smile, but. At the same time, he was also depressed, why didn't he make good use of the three hundred yuan to forcibly put the steamed buns to the bathroom?
With questions, Cheng Mu washed his hands. Back in the hall again.
"Yes. This girl is chatting with Xiaoxin in full swing......"
Far away, Cheng Mu could see the three hundred pieces of foam and the small core that was trembling with laughter......
"This is a plan that can't be made, first take the steamed bun's best friend and then take the steamed bun, or do you empathize and don't fall in love, don't like the steamed bun to specialize in small core?"
Cheng Mu shook his head, coughed, and returned to his seat again.
Xiao Xin said hello to Cheng Mu, and the three hundred yuan was still gushing. Cheng Mu was also happy to be idle and did not speak. While taking a sip of red wine, I listened to the nonsense of three hundred yuan with Xiaoxin.
After a while, the steamed bun went and returned.
Cheng Mu smiled, wanting to see how such a talkative three hundred yuan would coax the steamed buns to tremble, and he also planned to learn the trick of picking up girls from the three hundred yuan, after all, this thing told himself the head of the "pua learning" he learned in the "pickle girl bar" on the way here......
However, the current three hundred pieces once again prove what it means to be a giant of language, a yodeler of action......
As soon as the steamed bun sat down, it was just a "hello", and the face of the three hundred yuan turned red inexplicably, and the gushing stopped abruptly, and in an instant, it was silent again!
Cheng Mu was stunned, Xiao Xin covered his mouth and snickered, the steamed bun was like falling into the clouds, I don't know what happened......
Damn, Cheng Mu finally understood.
As soon as you see these 300 steamed buns, you will be like a mouse seeing a cat, so timid, and you still talk about your uncle's love!
Cheng Mu wanted to count down three hundred yuan and tell him that even if she was a cold goddess like Shang Xiaowen back then, she would never have a similar behavior like "dare not speak......
Obviously, when I gave Cheng Mucher "PUA learning" on the road, I told Cheng Mu that chasing girls must know what girls "like" boys because of the boy's "attraction" to her, and then whether it is admiration or "safe and practical" attraction, in short, we must pretend to use this "attraction" unintentionally, so as to further deepen the girl's good impression of herself.
And obviously, there will definitely be no girl who likes a boy who is not even confident in himself, and doesn't even dare to say anything, something like "kneeling and licking the goddess and admiring the goddess", so Cheng Mu was also dumbfounded that the three hundred yuan that knew these "pua learning the truth" had become those cowards he despised before.
Perhaps, this can only be classified as the true love of steamed buns for 300 yuan......
Cheng Mu had no choice but to think so.
But in this way, Cheng Mu is also clear.
The love of 300 yuan is destined to be a marathon.
Not to mention what the steamed bun has of him, just his cowardly appearance makes Cheng Mu's heart completely cold......
Yes, the love marathon has to run slowly and for a long time, and today's 300 yuan and steamed buns are destined to have no results, and Cheng Mu has also figured it out.
In this case, staying all the time and keeping talking to the steamed buns is too boring, after all, it is impossible for me to make steamed buns......
When they had eaten and drunk, they departed.
Xiaoxin said goodbye to 300 yuan with great meaning, and the steamed bun also deliberately teased and teased 300 yuan...... Three hundred pieces are still smiling and smiling.
Cheng Mu sighed that iron could not become steel......
And when the figures of steamed buns and Xiaoxin disappeared, three hundred pieces of foam flew up again.
What kind of pua learns, what bubble girls should come slowly, don't be in a hurry or anything, the head is the way.
However, this time, Cheng Mu just gave him a disdainful look and directly took out the headphone strap in his pocket......
No matter how fanciful your 300 yuan is, I won't believe you anymore.
I, Cheng Mu, also understand, the difficulty of you getting steamed buns for 300 yuan is really not much lower than the difficulty of leading the team to win the S13 championship......
"In the future, you can cheer yourself up, and I won't waste any more training time to help you." Cheng Mu sighed, full of hatred for the father's love that iron does not make steel.
Three hundred yuan pouted, although he really wanted to raise the bar with Cheng Mu, but after thinking about the pair of clear eyes on the steamed bun in his eyes, he would immediately be shy, and he shook his head helplessly.
"But do your best, and everyone has their own destiny."
The famous e-sports emperor had three hundred yuan and spit out Lin Pingzhi's words...... (To be continued......)