Chapter 226: The Tragedy of a Field Outing 1
Didan Elementary School, before they knew it, was their happiest Friday again.
Mitsuhiko, who was wearing a blue school uniform, gathered behind Conan, who was about to change his shoes, and said, "How about we go camping in the wild this Saturday." It's been a long time since I've been camping. ”
After Conan changed into his white sneakers, he replied, "Can I not go?" I still have something to do with Brother Xiaohui! And I hate camping the most. ”
(Actually, I want to go shopping with Sister Xiaolan and go to the garden house for a big meal by the way.) People eat good things every day, and they can pit it. Although Xiaolan and Conan are very welcome in the garden, anyway, how much they can eat from my house just shows the atmosphere of our Suzuki family. Let Xiaolan and Conan bow to me. )
However, Ayumi, who was wearing a red dress, said angrily: "No, it's been a month." We seem to be going on an outing. Don't you want to play with us? ”
Conan found it too hard to talk to them, so he picked up his schoolbag on the ground and walked home alone. For Conan, with them, absolutely nothing good happens. Therefore, if you can avoid it, you can avoid it.
(Gray Plain, who was following Mitsuhiko and them, looked at Conan with interest.) Let's see what Conan is up to. )
When Conan walked to the school gate, he turned his head to look. Emperor Dan and the three fools and the gray original mourning are still following behind.
(Why are they still following me?) )
Conan looked angry and said, "Hey, I'm really okay." Besides, haven't you had enough of the lessons you learned last time? I almost lost my life because of you that time! If it hadn't been for Brother Xiaohui's timely arrival, maybe I would have been in the cave! ”
After saying that, he walked home without looking back.
(For Conan, being with Ran is the happiest.) Especially if you have nothing to do and play tricks on Uncle Maori, it's just a lot of fun. )
Ayumi thought about it and thought about it. So he took the initiative to run behind Conan, and then grabbed Conan's right arm with both hands. Then he kept rubbing his right arm against his body to say that we were wrong, and we would never make that mistake again. Everything will be at Dr. Ali's command.
(Looking at Ayumi with a blushing face, Conan sighs helplessly.) I thought to myself, "In order to go on an outing with me, even the beauty trick is useful, it's really amazing." ”)
Conan reluctantly put down Ayumi who was holding his right arm. Answer: "Okay, okay, I'm really convinced of you." I promise you if it's okay. It's just that Dr. Ali is going to break the bill again. ”
Ayumi They know what Conan is worried about, and say that if you talk about money, then it's definitely a piece of cake! Because my father gave me 3,000 yuan to support this outing.
Mitsuhiko said that we will also take out more high-end tents at home to support us to spend the night in the wilderness.
Yuan Tai said proudly: "My mother prepared a small bag of rice and various vegetables for me to support our eating problems. ”
Gray Plains, who was dressed in a purple autumn coat, smiled charmingly and said, "Conan, what should you say now, don't use the doctor as an excuse. Dr. Ren had just recently filled up the gas in the turtle cart. Coupled with Ayumi's 3,000 yuan, it is definitely enough for us to camp happily outside for two days. And I'll help you get them to follow the command. And I know, don't you just have a serious sister fetish? ”
(Actually, Gray Yuan Wai also often eats Xiaolan's vinegar...) )
Gray Yuan mourned and hid his face with a wicked smile after speaking. It made everyone angry.
For Mitsuhiko and Yuantai, they think Conan is so terrible that they actually want Sister Xiaolan to be their wife.
But for Ayumi, he didn't expect Conan to lie again, he clearly told me that he only had family affection for Sister Xiaolan. I didn't expect it to be...
Conan couldn't make sense now. Especially looking at the gray plain who succeeded in the treacherous plan, and the shy Ayumi with a shy face. He was blinded.
In the end, of course, it was Conan who promised them camping, ending the endless wheel tactics.
In the end, they went home happily...
(At this time, Conan didn't see Ayumi's shy smile after her success.) Because for Ayumi, being able to be with Conan is a happy thing. )
At this time, Conan, who had a sad face, came to Li Xiaohui's house to complain.
Li Xiaohui, who was wearing a blue shirt, looked at Conan's melancholy appearance and smiled kindly. At the same time, he touched Conan's head and asked, "What's wrong, what the hell happened." ”
Conan walked into the living room and placed his bag on the couch next to the living room. At the same time, he picked up the canned Coke on the coffee table and took a sip and replied, "They want to go on an outing again." I still remember the last lesson to you, and if it weren't for your help, I guess I would have really broken in it. ”
Looking at Conan with a sluggish face, Li Xiaohui comforted: "How can there be so many unlucky things in the world. You know, children, are naturally lively and active. Didn't you behave that way when you were a kid? Besides, you must know that although you are a 17-year-old high school student, your body is an elementary school student. Because there's a huge generation gap between you. So..."
Conan sat on the sofa and asked, "Why isn't Gray Plains?" Could it be that she and I are people of two worlds! ”
Li Xiaohui explained: "It's very simple, that's when a woman's mental age always surpasses that of a man. And strictly speaking, an 18-year-old woman can have a baby, can we men? And even if you could, do you have what it takes to raise your children? Or do you have enough money to raise? Of course, I'm sorry for that..."
Conan was puzzled when he heard Li Xiaohui say such profound words. And insistically ask what is the generation gap.
Li Xiaohui explained: "The generation gap is sometimes unclear, so I'll give you an analogy." For example, when we were kids, we loved to watch "Doraemon". But they love watching Sailor Moon. That's the problem. Got it? Because every 10 years, he is equivalent to a new world, which means renewal. The only constant in this world is change. Got it? ”
Although Conan still has some doubts, what Li Xiaohui said does seem to be like that. I don't have to worry about this anymore.
Then Li Xiaohui said: "Now women's brains are much smarter than men's. There is a good saying, men conquer the world, and women only need to conquer men. So to conquer a man is to conquer the world. And..."
Conan looked at Li Xiaohui's tirade, revealing a speechless sweat. Originally, he wanted to find Li Xiaohui to complain. As a result, I listened to his speech, if I went to Dr. Ali's place, wouldn't I have to be the "first customer" of someone's new invention?
Conan hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay." I see, what does it mean that you keep boasting about how powerful women are? ”
Li Xiaohui asked rhetorically: "Do you tell me the difference between men and women?" Isn't it just that the strength of men is a little stronger? If men and women are equal in power, then do you think it is still a patriarchal society? Don't talk about it from afar, just talk about your girlfriend Xiaolan. She is a typical example. ”
At this time, Conan remembered that Xiaolan had come to a concrete telephone pole for a while, and the latter was actually punched a 1cm tall crack. Anyway, Conan, who was tired and tired, couldn't do it.
Moreover, Li Xiaohui is right, their girls' minds are indeed very powerful. A lot of boys are wondering what to eat or what to play today. Ayumi and they know how to be jealous! I really can't believe what a woman's brain is made of. Is it really like Xiaohui said, women's brains are more mature than men's?
(When I was 18 years old, I just loved playing games.) I don't want to or dare to find a partner at all, and my peers have long known what "fish and water love" is! Now when I want to find a partner, hehe, I don't have a chance... )
Looking at Conan, who was deep in thought, Li Xiaohui smiled, thinking that his brain had been short-circuited again.
At this time, Natasha, who was wearing a pink white rabbit hooded autumn coat, came out of the bedroom. He said happily to Conan, "Hello, why are you free?" Why don't you have dinner here? ”
Conan looked at Natasha and said kindly, "No, I'll go home for dinner." I originally wanted to talk to Brother Xiaohui about some life ideals. But, forget it. I'd better wash up and sleep. ”
After that, he picked up his schoolbag and walked home...
Looking at Conan in the distance, Natasha asked puzzledly, "What's wrong with Conan." Looking at his sullen expression, it is obvious that you are speechless about him. ”
Li Xiaohui told the reason why Conan came here.
Natasha nodded. said: "Originally, if the strength is equal, how can there be a man or anything." ”
(Theoretically, a daughter country is achievable.) As long as there is enough modern technology ... )
Just when Li Xiaohui was embarrassed and speechless, Sun Liang shouted to Natasha upstairs: "It's 8 o'clock, why don't you cook yet." I can't eat instant noodles all the time, although instant noodles are really delicious, but I can't stand it when I eat them every day..."
Finally, Natasha and Li Xiaohui looked at their watches, and then went to the kitchen to prepare today's dinner...
Ayumi's bedroom.
At this time, Ayumi put her hands on her study desk, and at the same time sat on the matching chair to call her classmate Xiaomei.
"Doot toot..."
"I'm Xiaomei. Is there anything wrong with you? ”
"I'm Ayumi, this time feeding the kittens..."
"I see, are you camping with Conan?"
"How do you know?"
"Yes, because every weekend they come to my house and play with my cat. So..."
"Okay, okay, no more nonsense. When the time comes, I'll tell you about the adventures of camping. ”
"Uh-huh, okay, okay. Every time you and Conan are together, there is a story going on. Okay, that's it, I'm going to eat. Bye! ”
Ayumi, who hung up the phone, shouted happily in her bedroom, "It's finally time to camp." ”
Just as she screamed with joy, she noticed that she had accidentally dropped the notebook on the table. Found on the notebook, there was no nickname for Gray Plains.
No, everyone has Conan, and it's no exception. So he went back to his desk and thought about how to give Xiao Ai a unique nickname...