Chapter 309: You're Just Hard-Mouthed!
Jiang Zhilian sat on the sofa and drank the bottle.
Meng Qing shook his head helplessly, leaned over to get the pillow, and put it on the ground for Jiang Zhilian to sit on.
Jiang Zhilian pursed her lips and smiled, "My Mr. Meng, you are still so considerate, thank you!" ”
"You're welcome, my little ancestor!" Meng Qing said that she went to the kitchen to get two cups and wanted to help her pour out the wine, but she didn't do it.
"It'......s easy to choke on drinking like this," Meng Qing persuaded softly.
"I won't choke!" Jiang Zhilian was stubborn, raised the wine bottle with one hand, took a few sips, and burped two full times with satisfaction after drinking.
She raised her eyebrows at Meng Qing, "How is it?" I didn't choke, did I? ”
"......" Meng Qing sighed lightly, moved the glass to the side, and drank it from the bottle.
If you want to get drunk, just get drunk together!
Speaking of which, the business of the vegetarian restaurant is indeed a cause for celebration.
He put down the wine bottle, ate two peanuts, and suddenly his mouth was full of crispy flavor!
The peanuts are fried just right, not soft or burnt.
Wrapped in a thin layer of salty salt, it's the perfect snack to accompany your drink.
"Delicious, right?" Jiang Zhilian's face was full of confidence.
She threw her chopsticks to the side and ate them directly with her hands. Grab five or six grains at a time and send them to your mouth, chew them so much that you chew until you are surrounded by aroma.
Fortunately, the little hawthorn was sent to Meng Qing's house, if the dog girl is here, she may be hungry!
Sometimes pet puppies are also quite miserable, and they can't eat a lot of delicious things.
For example, this beautiful peanut is high in fat, sprinkled with salt, and fried, and the puppy's stomach is weak, and it can't stand it at all.
Jiang Zhilian looked at the peanuts on the plate, and her longing for the dog girl suddenly came up, "If the little hawthorn is still here, it must have climbed on me by now, begging for delicious food!" Ay...... I miss her so much all of a sudden! ”
Meng Qing: "If I want her, I often go back to see it." ”
"How can I have that time!" Jiang Zhilian held the wine bottle and drank a few sips in silence.
After a while, she suddenly raised her head to look at Meng Qing, and said in an extremely serious tone: "Did your fierce big cat bully the little hawthorn?" I'm telling you, if he dares to hurt my dog, I'll peel and bone it, and I'll braise it with potatoes and carrots! ”
Meng Qing knew that she was not serious when she said this, so she smiled lightly and said lightly: "You can't do it!" ”
"How do you know I can't do it?" Jiang Zhilian put the wine bottle on the ground and pretended to be fierce, "Let me tell you, my heart is hard!" ”
Meng Qing: "You just have a hard mouth!" ”
"Not really!" Jiang Zhilian didn't admit that she was just hard-mouthed, so she searched her intestines and stomach to find arguments.
But what comes to mind is almost all the old yellow calendar of killing chickens and cattle in the previous life.
It's not good for her to talk about those things again.
Fortunately, after thinking about it again and again, she finally came up with something worth boasting about, "I caught several voles last year and roasted them skinned and deboned!" ”
Meng Qing frowned, "You like to eat voles?" ”
"It's not!" Jiang Zhilian threw a broad bean into her mouth, chewed it crunchy a few times, and then explained: "After roasting the vole, I will feed it to the stupid pillar." ”
Meng Qing thought for a while: "Silly Zhu is-Guo Dashan's son?" ”
"Yes! My grandmother insisted that I marry Silly Zhu, and even accepted the bride price and gift money. Jiang Zhilian sighed lightly, "I'm definitely not going to do it!" But it was so urgent that I didn't have anything on hand, and I couldn't think of a good solution. Knowing that Guo Dashan attaches great importance to this son, I thought about this in a hurry. ”
Meng Qing: "Then did this method work?" ”
"Of course it works, otherwise I wouldn't be drinking here now!" Jiang Zhilian drank the bottle in her hand, put it on the coffee table, glanced at Meng Qing quickly, and then opened another bottle under his scrutinizing gaze.
He didn't stop him, and went with her.
"I heard that Guo Dashan was bitten by a rat when he was a child, and now there is a pit on the back of his head! At that time, if the adult was one step late, his nose and mouth would probably be bitten off, and his life would almost be lost. Tsk, it's scary just to listen to. ”
Jiang Zhilian drank wine and ate peanuts at the same time, and continued unhurriedly: "So, I guess he will definitely not be able to stand it when he sees me eating rat meat for Silly Zhu." ”
Meng Qing used chopsticks to hold peanuts and broad beans in a regular manner, and drank the wine very slowly, and the first bottle was just halfway down.
He listened to Jiang Zhilian say this, and a smile appeared on his face.
It is estimated that only Jiang Zhilian can come up with this kind of trick.
"I thought about stimulating Guo Dashan for a few days in a row, maybe he didn't want such a terrible daughter-in-law. Unexpectedly, his fear and disgust for rats was even worse than I expected. shouted on the spot to withdraw from the marriage, hahahaha......"
Jiang Zhilian still thinks about this stubble and still feels super funny.
"Didn't you see that he was holding a big tree at that time, and he vomited so much that it was an earth-shattering ghost. As a result, his son was still rolling around, clamoring to eat roast voles. To tell the truth, he, a single father, is really miserable. ”
Meng Qing wiped the beer that rubbed the corners of his mouth with his fingers, and said lightly: "He deserves it!" ”
"Not really! Just because a fool has taken a fancy to me, I'm going to get married! It's just a robbery of people's girls! Jiang Zhilian said angrily: "The most hateful thing is that my grandmother agreed!" In fact, she was a little hesitant at first, but she only hesitated for an hour or two! Later, when I heard that Guo Dashan could give a generous bride price and gift money, I couldn't wait to sell me immediately! It's so annoying to think about! ”
Meng Qing frowned and drank silently.
"Forget it, don't mention the past! It's all gone! Now they can't bully me. This girl still has to have a fighting spirit! You can't be weak, you can't be afraid, you must know how to fight for your own happiness! The more Jiang Zhilian spoke, the more heroic she became, and she was excited.
Accidentally, the second bottle of wine also bottomed out in her impassioned enthusiasm.
"? Say, 'Am I getting a lot of alcohol?' Jiang Zhilian rested her little head on Meng Qing's knees, her face was flushed, and her mouth was full of fresh beer, "I heard that the amount of wine [[[read the book]] can be practiced, I think this statement is quite reliable!" I drank two bottles in the store just now, and I couldn't get dizzy. It's only been a few hours, and I'm drinking two bottles now, and I don't feel like I'm very drunk! It's amazing! ”
Meng Qing rubbed her head and said, "That's because you drank too fast and haven't reacted yet!" ”
"Really?" Jiang Zhilian had a half-believing expression on her face.
Meng Qing had only brought three bottles of wine over just now, and now they had all drunk them.
Jiang Zhilian patted his thigh, "Go, bring two more bottles of wine, I think I can still drink it!" ”
Meng Qing said, "You said you would drink two cups before, right?" I've already let you drink two bottles, it's almost there today, I'll drink it next time! ”
"I didn't drink at all, you see I'm not drunk at all!" Jiang Zhilian grabbed Meng Qing's arm and stood up, raised her foot and walked in the direction of the kitchen, "If you don't get it for me, I'll get it myself!" Hum! ”
Meng Qing looked at Jiang Zhilian's figure, shook her head and smiled bitterly.
He also said that he was not drunk, and he turned three corners in this step!
Jiang Zhilian didn't know where to turn out six bottles of beer and held them in her arms, Meng Qing was afraid that she would fall, so she immediately greeted her and took all six bottles of wine into her hands.
In order not to let her drink too much, Meng Qing sped up the speed of drinking.
When Jiang Zhilian drank the third bottle, he had already drunk five bottles and was opening the last bottle of beer left.
Jiang Zhilian didn't notice this detail in a daze.
As soon as she drank it, she began to pour out all kinds of emotions.
The ideas that are usually well hidden, all pop up at this time-
"Yang Ji, these bastards!"
"Plagiarizing my recipes, messing around, and making a nondescript mess!"
"Yang Xinfu? Scold...... The small one is more bullish than the old one?! ”
"Let's go, voila!"
Meng Qing looked at Jiang Zhilian stupidly, looking at her appearance of removing all armor and decorations, and felt very cute.
He drank to himself, admired it seriously, and did not say anything.
Jiang Zhilian talked and talked about the staff of the vegetarian restaurant.
"They're special, really nice!"
"Competent, considerate, united, and good-looking!"
"I'm going to give them a bonus, 20,000 yuan per person! No, 20,000 is not enough, one person has to send 30,000! Hiccup......"