Chapter 216: Men are cute if they are obedient
An Yajie stood still, she didn't want to be a burden to Si Tianmu.
Si Tianmu put his arm around An Yajie's leg and stood up: "Did I tell you that women have to be obedient to be cute." ”
An Yajie lay on Si Tianmu's broad shoulders and responded sweetly: "Oh." ”
Si Tianmu carried An Yajie down the mountain step by step, An Yajie took a flashlight and seriously illuminated the road for Si Tianmu.
The cold wind blew, An Yajie's nose was frozen red, but a lot of sweat appeared on Si Tianmu's forehead, and An Yajie helped him wipe the sweat with her sleeve in distress.
The dark night sky hung a slightly yellowish crescent, trying its best to illuminate the way forward for the lovers, and the occasional insect chirping on the road seemed to applaud the lovers to see them off.
Si Tianmu walked for more than two hours with An Yajie on his back, and finally came to the foot of the mountain, and Si Tianmu's entire back was soaked.
An Yajie immediately pulled Si Tianmu into the car to prevent him from blowing the cold wind.
Si Tianmu sat on the chair and gasped for breath, he was already thirsty, because he was sweating too much, and his mouth felt even more dry at this time.
An Yajie unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and handed it to him, Si Tianmu took it and wanted to drink it, but was stopped by An Yajie.
"You can't drink water right away after strenuous exercise, and you can't drink too much, just take a small sip to moisten your throat and rest before drinking."
"It's okay, I'm dying of thirst." Si Tianmu said that he was about to raise his head and drink.
An Yajie snatched the water from Si Tianmu's hand: "A man is cute if he is obedient." As she spoke, An Yajie fed Si Tianmu a sip of water and put the water bottle back.
Si Tianmu licked his lips that were still dry: "Obedient men are all soft eggs, do you want your future husband to be a soft egg?" ”
"Poof!"
An Yajie looked at Si Tianmu, who was now as soft as a puddle of mud, and looked funny: "I think you are like a soft egg now." ”
Si Tianmu immediately turned over and pressed An Yajie onto the chair: "Woman, there are some things that you can't talk nonsense, otherwise you will suffer in the end." ”
After Si Tianmu finished speaking, he leaned over and approached An Yajie.
An Yajie, who was so hungry that her legs were weak, was really afraid that Si Tianmu would mess up, so she couldn't bear it, so she hurriedly stretched out her elbow and pressed it against Si Tianmu's chest.
"Hey, I'm just kidding you, you're not humorous at all. Well, I think it's almost time, and you can drink water. ”
Si Tianmu smiled and raised his eyebrows: "You know each other very well." ”
"Hehe, I've always known each other."
An Yajie pushed the canopy: "Hurry up, go drink water." ”
Si Tianmu sat up with a proud face, took the mineral water and drank it with a clatter.
An Yajie took out the snacks that Si Tianmu bought for him, took an egg tart from the box and handed it to Si Tianmu.
Si Tianmu frowned in disgust: "How can this egg tart be delicious when it is cold, and it has a fishy smell." ”
"Young master, there is no shop in front of the village here, it's good to have food, you still dislike it."
"Then I might as well eat dry food, which doesn't smell fishy."
"The dry food is long gone, so it's all up to you to lure the black bear."
"And what else?"
An Yajie lowered her head and flipped through her backpack again.
"Hey, there's a big chicken leg, let's eat it." Anya Jie happily handed the chicken leg to Si Tianmu.
Si Tianmu still looked disgusted: "This is junk food." ”
"Junk food is also bought by you, whether you eat it or not." An Yajie's patience ran out, how could this person lose his temper as soon as he came out of the mountain.
Si Tianmu took the chicken leg from An Yajie's hand, and looked reluctant: "Let's make do with it, wait until we get to the highway later, see if there is a restaurant or something, let's go eat something good." ”
Anya Jie is not hypocritical, and sends the cold egg tart into her mouth one by two. She almost choked because she ate too quickly, so she quickly drank a few sips of water before swallowing it.
Si Tianmu looked funny: "I won't rob you, what are you doing so fast." ”
An Yajie didn't have time to pay attention to Si Tianmu, after eating the egg tart, she went to the backpack again, there was a box of chocolates in it, she tore open the exquisite packaging in three or two, took out the chocolates and threw them into her mouth one by one.
Si Tianmu looked speechless for a while: "Do you know how much that chocolate costs a box?" It's like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, chewing it twice and swallowing it. ”
An Yajie threw a chocolate in her mouth and asked vaguely, "How much is a box?" ”
"This is imported chocolate, more than 2,000 a box."
"What's that?" Anya Jie opened her mouth full of chocolate and glared at Si Tianmu in surprise.
She closed her eyes and thought for a moment, there were not many chocolates in this box, and that one chocolate was hundreds.
An Yajie's face ached: "What a loser, no matter how rich you are, you can't spend it like this, I don't have more than two thousand yuan." ”
"Why did you make that?"
Si Tianmu laughed when he heard it: "No matter how much I make it, you can't make it, that Mingzi fruit is worth a big gold bar at the current market price." ”
"Ouch, you're good, you threw it all up the mountain without blinking an eye, and you said you threw no less than dozens of big gold bars."
Anya Jie stirred her cheeks and thought about it, it seemed to be so reasonable, but she felt that something was wrong.
But she didn't bother to argue with Si Tianmu, his mouth was like being smeared with oil, who said that he could win him.
After the two finished eating noisily, they were ready to set off to rush back, tomorrow is the Chinese New Year's Eve, and they have to go back before dinner.
Si Tianmu was just about to sit in the driver's seat, and An Yajie hurriedly grabbed him: "Let's let me drive, you almost didn't sleep last night, and you drove again in the morning today, and you couldn't rest when you got out of the car." ”
Si Tianmu still sat down in the driver's seat: "It's okay, the road here is not easy to walk, I don't worry about your driving skills, if you want to be sleepy, sleep first." ”
An Yajie also sat in the passenger seat: "I'm not sleepy, then I'll chat with you, so that not only can you pass the time, but you are not easy to get sleepy." ”
"Okay, when we go back, we must sleep for three days and three nights to make up for the lack of sleep." Si Tianmu started the car and drove ahead.
An Yajie heard it funny: "It's not a pig, how can you sleep for three days and three nights." ”
Si Tianmu smiled evilly: "If you don't sleep, you can do something else." ”
"I can't talk to you anymore this day."
"Hehe, let's talk about something else."
Si Tianmu changed the topic with a smile: "There are a lot of Mingzi fruits today, have you collected them all?" ”
"Put it away, I've got it all in my pocket."
"You go to the back, that Ming Ziguo is poured into my black backpack, that backpack is thick, I can't tell what it contains."
"Your bag is so thin that people can see what's in it at a glance."
"Oh, good." Anya Jie unbuckled her seat belt, climbed into the back seat and poured Ming Ziguo into the black backpack.
"Just a full bag."
"I'll put it on my back when I get out of the car to eat later, in this kind of small place, it's close to the end of the year, so it's better for us to be careful."
"yes, okay." Anya hurriedly closed the zipper of the backpack after she finished dressing, but because she pulled it too fast, the zipper did not pull to the end, and the exposed bone joint position was just enough to see the contents of the backpack.
The hour hand had already pointed to eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, Si Tianmu's stomach was already rumbling with hunger, he couldn't eat those snacks at all, he looked left and right while driving, to see if there were any small restaurants on the side of the road.
An Yajie saw that Si Tianmu was hungry and panicked, and handed him the last half bottle of drink: "You drank the bottom of the mat first." ”
Si Tianmu shook his head: "That thing is easy to get hungry after drinking, and I will lose it as soon as I pee." ”
"You still dislike letting you eat egg tarts just now, and that thing is full, and now you don't want to eat it."
"I won't eat it if I have it now." As soon as Si Tianmu was hungry, the cow's temper came up.
"Then you're hungry." Anya Jie didn't bother to take care of him.
Si Tianmu was still looking left and right, and suddenly saw a faint light in front of him, he was overjoyed, and slowly lowered his speed.
An Yajie also craned her neck to look ahead, there was a signboard on the side of the road.
"Farmhouse snack bar." The two glanced at each other, and they were both happy.
Si Tianmu hurriedly pulled over and stopped the car, took out the backpack on the back seat, and pulled An Yajie towards the front.
An Yajie looked around, this is a village near the road, it is now the middle of the night, and only a few houses are still lit with lights.
The two came to the door of the farmer's snack bar, the lights inside were still on, and the door was slightly open.
"It's so late, why hasn't this shop closed yet?" Although An Yajie was so hungry that her chest was pressed against her back, she did not let her guard down.
"Let's go and see."
After the two came in, they saw that there were seven or eight people inside, there were four men playing mahjong, and the rest were watching from the side, and the people playing mahjong were all smoking, and there was a miasma of smoke inside.
Several people noticed that someone had come in, and at the same time turned their heads to look at Si Tianmu and An Yajie at the door.
There was an older woman and man in the room, who looked like the boss.
The woman stood up and looked at Si Tianmu and An Yajie politely: "Are you two eating or staying in the hotel?" ”
"Eat, do you still have food?" Si Tianmu replied simply.
"Yes, yes, yes." The boss hurriedly walked over and handed Si Tianmu a cigarette.
Si Tianmu waved his hand: "I don't smoke." ”
The boss smiled: "In our small shop, as long as there are guests to eat, we will do it as many nights as possible, please two of you." ”
Several people playing mahjong have been looking at Si Tianmu and An Yajie, especially when they saw An Yajie, their eyes never left her.
Si Tianmu frowned, unhappiness flashed in his eyes, he turned sideways to block An Yajie, and reached out to hug An Yajie's shoulder.
"Let's see what else we have to eat."
A flat-headed man was rubbing his chin to look at An Yajie, and suddenly Si Tianmu blocked his vision, and his face suddenly turned cold.
The shopkeeper beckoned Si Tianmu and An Yajie to look at the dishes in the refrigerator: "Come and take a look, these dishes are all grown by us ourselves, and they are very fresh." ”
Si Tianmu hugged An Yajie and just turned around, a thin man glanced at the backpack on Si Tianmu's back, and his eyes widened in the next second.
"God, he's actually carrying ...... Mingzi fruit! I'm going to get rich. ”
The thin man quietly turned around and motioned for him to look at the man's backpack.
The flat-headed man glanced at it, and his eyes widened instantly.
Si Tianmu and An Yajie turned their backs to several men, and did not notice their abnormality.
"The side dishes in our store are all grown by ourselves, which is green and pollution-free, but it is delicious and the price is affordable."
Si Tianmu didn't look at the dishes in the refrigerator much: "Stir-fry a small fried pork slices, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, home-cooked tofu, cook three fresh soups, and two bowls of rice." ”
"Hurry up, we'll have to hurry after eating."
"No problem, you sit here, I'll serve you a pot of tea first." The woman greeted the two with a smile.
Si Tianmu and An Yajie sat down at a small square table.
The woman glanced at the backpack on Si Tianmu's back, pointed to the basket next to the table and said, "You can put the bag in it, the basket is very clean, and it is specially used for guests to put bags." ”