059 Joy and joy, groping in secret
"Chen Younian, why are you so stingy? Do you want me to kneel down for you with a girl? ”
Li Yanna blushed, looking a little annoyed and angry.
As soon as my stubborn temper comes up, whether you are a domineering president or the secretary general of the United Nations, leave me alone.
But Xiao Chen kept shaking my arm and even pinched me.
Made, who did this stinky boy learn from?
It hurts Lao Tzu to death.
"It hurts, it hurts...... Stinky boy! ”
Seeing this, Li Yanna also ran over and reached out and grabbed my arm.
It hurts!
Is it better for adults to pinch than for children?
I lifted my arm, and my shoulder seemed to rub against something.
The heart is rippling.
I'm not as angry as I used to be.
I turned my head to look at Li Yanna, her cheeks were so beautiful so close at hand.
"That, Mr. Li, don't pinch, I really have a task, I have only done a quarter of this pre-loan investigation, and it will take several days to complete it?"
This time my tone was soothing and my attitude was sincere.
Li Yanna glanced at me: "Zhou Daquan doesn't like to do this, let's go back first, and I'll send him a letter with my intranet mailbox when I go back, and let him track the loan himself!" ”
Lao Tzu was worried about the hard times these days, and when he heard Li Yanna say this, he almost couldn't bear to kiss her on the face.
She's here to be angry with me, right?
Hey.
My arm lifted again.
There was another wave of excitement.
Yo West!
"Without further ado, let's go!"
Li Yanna gave me a blank look.
I was a little weak-hearted: "What do you mean by that?" ”
"You know it in your heart!" Li Yanna's tone was unfriendly.
Li Yanna let go of my arm and moved to the side.
"I don't understand!" I was a little restless, but I was still holding on to it.
"How can you, a married person, think about such a thing all day long?"
I was a little embarrassed: "I'm divorced!" ”
"If you're divorced, do you want to do this kind of thing all the time?"
I'm only thirty years old, and now I'm thirty years old and I haven't been married, okay?
I'm speechless.
The three of them walked out of the courtyard silently.
Widow Zheng chased after her and handed over a flask.
Wow wow!
It is her own jujube wine, soft in the mouth, and a line of throat!
After getting into the car, Li Yanna did not return the same way, but went all the way south.
"That, Mr. Li, we seem to have gone wrong! The location of the home should be facing north! ”
Li Yanna said angrily: "I know! I heard the widow say that there is a temple on the hill to the south, and there is a master in the temple, and he is very good at asking for lots! ”
Asking for a signature?
Walking south, the mountains are getting closer and closer.
The mountain road has been repaired into a cement road, and Li Yanna's big off-road power is enough and fast, and we will soon be halfway up the mountain.
The mountains are lush and green, and the mountains are full of unknown trees.
All I know is the pine trees inside.
The son jumped three feet high: "Dad, Dad, it's a pine tower, you quickly take it off for me!" ”
I didn't expect the little guy to come to the mountain and be so excited.
There is still some distance from the temple, and there is a rocky path paved with stones.
I also heard the sound of chanting and ringing bells.
Unexpectedly, there is such a temple hidden in these mountains.
Li Yanna got out of the car.
My son also dragged me up.
The mountain roads are rough, but the air is good.
Xiao Chen had a lot of fun.
But the child, when he takes two steps, he shouts that he is tired, and asks me to carry him.
I carried him on my back and felt like I was being abused.
I couldn't stand on either leg and tried to climb up.
"Xiao Chen, forget it, let's go watch cartoons in the car!" I suggested.
Li Yanna turned around and persuaded her step by step: "Xiao Chen, do you want to see the monk?" ”
"Great monk?" Xiao Chen's eyes rolled, and he was very happy: "If you want to see it, Dad, Dad, let's go and see, please, please!" ”
He shook my head over my shoulder as he spoke.
I almost died on the spot.
If you weren't my son, I'd have thrown you down a little bunny.
"Hey, Mr. Li, aren't you a cheater?"
Li Yanna looked at me triumphantly: "You deserve it, you bullied me just now!" ”
Belch!
After a lot of effort, we finally arrived at the temple.
I feel that my IQ has been deeply insulted.
The sound of chanting and ringing the bell was actually played from the stereo.
There's also a USB drive plugged into the stereo.
The old Taoist priest with a dignified face walked out of the temple.
That's right!
There was actually a Taoist priest in the temple.
I'm drunk too!
The Taoist priest is full of Amitabha.
I laughed.
Li Yanna took out a stack of money and stuffed it into the merit box, and then reverently walked into the temple.
The old Taoist priest's eyes were straight, and he hurriedly asked, "What are you asking for?" ”
Li Yanna's ears were slightly red: "Seek marriage!" ”
The old Taoist priest turned his head to look at me and handed over the box with a smile.
Li Yanna knelt down, and then began to shake lots.
A signature fell.
Li Yanna received it in her hand very reverently, and her face was not very good.
I stepped forward and saw that it was written on the top of the sign.
The signature said: Joy and joy, secretly groping, water and moon mirror flowers, pavilions in the air, stone reclamation, throwing beads and birds, turning a blind eye, but delaying, meeting or not, meeting and not meeting, the moon sinks to the bottom of the sea, and people are in dreams.
Li Yanna handed the signature to the old Taoist priest with a nervous expression: "Master, what do I mean by this signature, can I crack it?" ”
The old Taoist priest stroked his beard and said: "Joy and joy, secretly groping, water and moon mirror flowers, and pavilions in the sky, it means that the sweetheart has already appeared, but it is only temporarily unclear." You need to explore it yourself, otherwise it will be like the moon in the water and the flowers in the mirror, empty joy, stone reclamation, throwing beads and birds, turning a blind eye, but delaying. It means that Jingwei Bird Rank Stone wants to fill the sea, empty labor, and uses pearls to fight birds, which is wasted. It is to warn you not to be ambitious and cherish the people in front of you. If you don't meet, if you don't meet, the moon sinks to the bottom of the sea, people are in a dream, this last sentence is the finishing touch, and this sweetheart, just like the moon sinks at the bottom of the sea, people are in a dream, and they can't get it if they want to do their best, and they will eventually paint cakes to fill their hunger.
Li Yanna said: "Can you be whiter again?" I don't understand! ”
The old Taoist priest said: "It means that the marriage is not smooth!" ”
Li Yanna was a little flustered, took out another stack of money from her pocket, and stuffed it into the merit box: "Master save me!" I don't want to have a bad marriage! ”
How rich!
The Taoist priest squinted his eyes and nodded slightly: "Of course there is a way, that is, to lower your figure, cherish the person in front of you, and don't destroy your marriage because of your own brutality and willfulness!" ”
Li Yanna nodded seriously, looked back at me, and blushed a little.
"You come and ask for one, too!" Li Yanna said.
"I'll forget it, I don't have much money on me!"
I waved my hand.
The old Taoist priest said: "Merit is the heart, you can give it as you like!" ”
I took a dollar from my pocket and stuffed it in.
Li Yanna hurriedly took out another stack of money: "I'll give it for him!" ”
Mom, these things are all lies, with all this money, it's better to give it to me, and then I sign up for an interest class or something for my son, isn't it fragrant?
"You're also asking for marriage?" The old Taoist priest asked.
"I want money!"
The old Taoist priest looked at me with disdain and handed me a tube of signatures.
I pretended to bow down and shake.
A signature fell.
The signed document said: You can stop it, you don't need to kill it all, there is nothing to be done;
It is also necessary to keep the old and rest, and strive to ensure that there is no loss to be gained, and three or seven can be decided.
"It's a Nakayoshi lot!"
The old Taoist priest looked at the signed document and said: "You can stop it, you don't need to kill it all, there is nothing you can do; It means that people are doing anything, and it is not immediately successful, even if you do something, it has been perfectly planned and deployed, very carefully, but there will be difficulties in the implementation, you can stop it, and you must not kill it all! ”
I thought of Wang Xi and Han Rong, who were shameless.
I just want to kill two people.
Did God let me let them go?
Sign the document so that I don't want to kill it all!
The old Taoist priest continued: "You must also keep the old and rest, and strive to ensure that there is no loss to gain, and you can decide, which means that as long as you are not afraid of difficulties, even if you are defeated repeatedly, as long as you succeed, everyone will be impressed by you!" ”
"Can you be more plain?"
The old Taoist priest looked at me with a smile: "It means that you will fail many times, but you will succeed one day!" ”
How many more failures do I have to fail?
Am I not miserable enough?
The wife put on a hat for free, the house was cheated away for free, and the broken silver in her pocket was also deceived by Wang Xi with a strategy.
Isn't that a failure?
And how many more failures?
I feel like my life is already very painful!
Isn't this a cheat?