Lao Zhou's height is not outstanding, and because of his collapsed shoulders, it can reach 168, so he looks a little rickety, no different from the little old man.

"Stop scolding, stop scolding."

Fang Fatzi and I were on the left and right, grabbed his shoulders, and lifted his feet off the ground as if carrying a gas canister, and walked out in a hurry.

"You two put me down! My door isn't locked!"

Old Zhou struggled for a moment, calling out that the door of his store was unlocked, as if he was afraid that someone would steal something.

"No locks! Your shabby shop, thieves come to steal things, and in the end they have to throw 200 yuan at you, what is the best lock?!"

Fang Fatzi pursed his lips and made up for it mercilessly.

"Okay."

Lao Zhou replied helplessly, no longer tossed, and let the two of us put him in the taxi, get in the car and rush home.

When they got home, the old lady and Yin Ruhua had already prepared the base ingredients and ingredients needed for the hot pot, and specially bought two kinds of wine, one was an ordinary big green stick, and the other was Niulanshan Erguotou.

It's all Lao Zhou's favorite drink.

Lao Zhou saw the wine, Harazi was a little unstoppable, sat on the sofa in one step, crossed his legs, smelled the smell of hot pot, did two taels by himself, and shouted to get off the food quickly, I want to have a good drink and a good meal tonight.

"Uncle Zhou, if you drink less, what will your face become?"

The old lady kept stirring the sesame sauce in her hand, and when she was ready, she handed the seasoning bowl to Lao Zhou, and at the same time persuaded her with kindness in her mouth.

"It's okay, wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you get."

Lao Zhou played haha, took the seasoning bowl, regardless of whether the mutton was cooked or not, picked up the chopsticks and fished them into the pot, the half-cooked mutton was sticky with a circle of sesame sauce, and sent it directly to the mouth, without chewing twice, with white wine, swallowed the belly.

"Eat slowly, eat slowly."

I sat in a plastic chair, opened five bottles of beer, took out an empty glass, and put it next to Lao Zhou: "Let my sister-in-law drink some too?"

"No, your sister-in-law doesn't drink."

Lao Zhou's vague explanation, the soul on his left shoulder, watching Lao Zhou's every move with a smile on his face, is so happy.

"Well, let's eat."

I handed over a bottle of beer to the old lady, Fang Fatzi, and then looked at Yin Ruhua sadly: "Do my younger brothers and sisters drink?"

"Where is Fang Fatzi looking for?"

Lao Zhou slanted his eyes, and he saw that Yin Ruhua was not a living person.

"In that faraway place ~ there is a good girl ~"

Fang Fatzi obviously didn't want to answer this question head-on, so he was ready to indulge in singing perfunctory.

"Thank you for the love you have given me! I will never forget it in this life and in this life!"

Lao Zhou didn't have a straight shape, and after blinking his eyes and receiving a lyric, he said: "No matter what you do, anyway, when you got married, I didn't give a gift, and you still owe me 500 yuan and haven't paid it back!"

"Gentlemen! Can we be a little open-minded!500 yuan is a matter? Isn't this inviting you to eat hot pot? Isn't the hot pot fragrant?!Isn't the hot pot delicious?!"

Fang Fatzi sandwiched the mutton in the bowl of Yin Ruhua, and began to grin and fool Lao Zhou, speaking quite confidently, without any guilt of owing money.

"! Can a hot pot be fragrant for 500 yuan? No, I won't eat this hot pot, I'll deduct the mutton for you and spit it out, and you can return the 500 yuan to me when you're done!"

Lao Zhou put down the dishes and chopsticks, stretched out his hand to clasp his throat, and played very buriedly.

"Stop, stop."

I hurriedly grabbed Lao Zhou, otherwise I won't be able to eat this hot pot for a while.

"Cut!"

Old Zhou Chongfang The fat man rolled his eyes, like an old child.

"Come on, brothers!"

I lifted my glass just in case: "Let's have a drink together!" Today is a good day. First of all, I wish Fang Fat Man to walk into the grave of love, and he will be cremated before he is about to take a foot in the door! I wish our dear Lao Zhou that he is not dead, and finally I wish our future life will be more and more prosperous!"

"Why do you want to give me a whole small box?!"

Fang Fatzi was the first to lift the wine glass and stared at me dissatisfied.

"You're about to start the next game!"

Lao Zhou saw through it and lifted the wine glass, and said to me: "I'm dead, you have to carry the coffin for me, right!" Big son!"

"Must drop! If you die, I will definitely cry to death and live ****, and I don't have to pay for my work! If you see I'm so unreal, it's over! ”

I clinked glasses with him disapprovingly, but silently wrote down what he said in my heart, and the coffin was designated as being carried by me in the future.

"Bang dang!"

"You two have a good relationship!"

Fang Fatzi finally clinked glasses with the two of us, put the wine glass in his right hand to his mouth and blew twice from time to time, the thief's yin and yang left hand pointed at Lao Zhou, and his face rushed to me: "Okay!" You two have a relationship! In the future, we will talk about each other, I will call Lao Zhou brother, and you will call me Dad!"

"I still think of me as your father!"

I swore and smothered my beer.

"Who's father and whose son's matter, we'll discuss it later, let's drink first."

Lao Zhou drank the first sip of the second pot of the flat bottle, twisted the second bottle unhappily, accompanied by mutton and meatballs, and drank it with a white face.

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.

drank until 8 o'clock in the evening, Yin Ruhua didn't drink, the old lady didn't like to drink, and the two women helped the three drunkards on the side, Zhang Luozi.

I drank 8 bottles of beer, drank so hard that my tongue was stiff, my words were incoherent, and I danced with my hands and gestured: "Old Zhou! It's not like I'm bragging to you! I didn't fall to death on the sixth floor! You see how resistant I am, don't believe you hit me and try it! You're going to have your hand snapped and broken. ”

"I'll try!"

The fat man, who was a little drunk, reached out and was about to give me a big neck.

"Get out of the way, he's drunk too much, you've drunk too much, huh?"

belongs to Lao Zhou's territory, and there are 7 empty bottles with two pots, and at this moment he is extremely sober, not to the point of drinking and singing to vent his energy.

"Oh!"

I yelled at the top of my lungs, raised my arms and rolled up my sleeves, showing off my shriveled muscles: "You just look at my muscles, look at my physique, can it be a weak existence?" In the future, I must participate in the bodybuilding competition, the gold medal is my drop, and foreign friends can only stare dryly!"

"I really want to give him a mouthful, and he can't stop bragging after drinking some wine!"

Fang Fatzi's confused eyes were always on me, and his left hand, which was about to move, seemed to be brewing a fatal blow.

"Let him blow a few sentences, and talk a lot when he drinks too much."

Lao Zhou took a sip of liquor and said that he understood my character.

"Bang dang!"

I leaned back, didn't find a good scale, rolled over and fell to the ground, sat on the floor with my buttocks, still making a toast movement in my hands, the corners of my mouth couldn't stop flowing out, my eyes were half-open and half-closed, as if I was going to fall asleep at any time.

"That's a lot of drinking!"

Fang Fatzi walked towards me with a swaying figure, his steps were very steady, after all, he drank a lot of alcohol, and he could drink half a catty to eight taels with Lao Zhou.

"Don't help me!"

I stretched out my legs and glared at me, making a gesture to indicate that I hadn't drunk much, but I roared and shouted, "I didn't drink much!" Get up for me! What about my sister! Where's my sister? I'm going to sleep!"

"This, this."

The old lady put down the clutter and walked out of the kitchen.

"Hurry up and put him in order, let him go back to the house and sleep!"

Lao Zhou and Fang Fatzi worked together to help me up.

"Go up to my house, I have a quilt in my room."

The old lady commanded Lao Zhou and Fang Fatzi and put me down on her newly made bed.

"Whew...... Call...... Whew......"

I let out a steady breathing sound and "fell asleep".

"This little bit of wine!"

Lao Zhou scratched his head helplessly: "It's all down!" Let's stop drinking, pack up, and I'll go home and sleep." ”

"Okay, don't drink it, let's clean up."

Fang Fatzi agreed with Lao Zhou's statement, and the three of them turned around and returned to the living room, cleaning up the messy coffee table and the floor with drinks.

After cleaning up, Fang Fatzi took his cheap daughter-in-law and Lao Zhou out of the house and returned to his own house.

"Alas!"

The old lady went back to the kitchen to finish brushing and cleaning up the leftovers.

When everything was ready, it was 9:35 p.m.

The old lady stood in front of the bed, touched my forehead, sighed and said to herself: "Drink some wine like this, you can't drink it and drink it to Lao Zhang Luo."

"Hmm~"

I wrinkled my forehead, deliberately raised my hand and grabbed her wrist: "Sister~sleep~ Xiao Yiyi wants you to sleep with me~"

"This bed isn't big enough!"

The old lady didn't have any extra thoughts.

"Big enough! Big enough!"

An imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of my mouth, and then begged for cuteness: "Come on~ Come on~ Squeeze your feelings so that you won't disperse~"