0080 Master Zhou

"Tell me what he's got to do to me, it's not human!"

Fang Fatzi did not explain the specific process, but applauded frantically with excitement and anger, and the sound of a series of angry snaps made his palms red.

"You're not human! How can you keep 500 yuan? Is my fat boy worth 500 dollars? What should you pay for a pig?!"

I looked directly at Yu Xiangrou, who was bowing his head and repenting.

Yu Xiang Rousi suddenly raised her head, her eyes were full of tears, and she sobbed and cried about the cause and effect: "He said nonsense! After he drank too much, he lost his wallet, his mobile phone turned off, and he still opened the room with my ID card. In the second half of the night, I was choked by his drunkenness, so I thought about not leaving, let's sleep in this house. Who would have thought that he would sleepwalk in sleep and ride me TM! Do you think my small physique can stand his toss? I left him some money, and I was almost sober up and left. O conscience of heaven and earth! If I want to find Xiao Shou, I can't find him like this!"

"Who do you look down upon? Believe it or not, let my daughter-in-law cut you! ”

Fang Fatzi knew that his cheap daughter-in-law was very powerful, and he was about to step forward and pull Yu Xiang's head with his teeth and claws, and shouted: "You ruthless scumbag!" You've ruined my innocence!"

"I almost died at your hands!"

Don't look at Yu Xiangrou's physique as if he is not well-developed, he can't help but have a lot of strength, he reached out and grabbed Fang Fatzi's neck, and the two of them fell down on the big bed together.

"Oh my god!"

I watched coldly and saw Yu Xiangrou crackling in control of the initiative, a strong fan of the fat man's big mouth, as if the two of them had some inextricable hatred, after all, what was in the crotch of the pants, thinking about it carefully is more annoying than anything else.

If you want to fight, you can fight.

Lao Zhou walked next to me, took out a Linghai Ganoderma lucidum, opened the window, looked at the three big tiled houses not far away, and said very knowingly: "You went to the courtyard of this tiled house last night."

"yes, that's where I went."

I lit another cigarette, and my heart was very heavy: "I thought this was just a strange mansion, but I didn't expect that after entering it in the middle of the night, I learned that they were actually playing ghost luck, and you can tell me how much they can die!"

"Take a closer look."

Lao Zhou stretched out his hand to the window and flicked the cigarette ash: "The tiled house on the left represents the door of life, and the tiled house on the right represents the door of death, and in the end, all of them gathered and twisted into a rope to give the tiled house in the middle."

"Yin and yang hugging?"

I re-examined the layout of the three tiled houses, and through Lao Zhou's prompts, I seemed to see something different.

Because ghost sucking luck is not so easy to suck.

This first point requires the lonely soul and wild ghost to be sucked willingly.

But when it comes to asking willingly, we have to go back to the roots.

The ghosts that can be reduced to the place of lonely ghosts and wild ghosts are definitely more miserable than any other ghost in the form of ghosts. The only wish they want to fulfill in their hearts is to be reincarnated, to enter the underworld and reincarnation, and not to be cruelly tortured by the wind and rain in the yang world. Moreover, judging from the layout of the courtyard of this tiled house, it is disguised as a dungeon, so that those lonely souls and wild ghosts can fall into the net.

But there is one thing worth asking.

I unreservedly expressed the doubts in my heart to Lao Zhou: "According to your meaning, the location of the Shengmen is not suitable for burial and funeral!"

"Fool you!"

Lao Zhou cooed his eyes, licked his lips, and continued to analyze with interest: "How foolish these little ghosts are!" That stone statue is Pixiu! Shengmen is generally in the northeast of the Gen Palace, but he is placed on the left to the west, and puts the Pixiu, a thing of Ruiji, near the northeast, instead of the magic weapon of pressing the formation, after replacing it, the vitality inversion is even better. This inversion is the true way to hide in the shadows to summon lonely souls and wild ghosts. And there must be a soul shouter, and this soul shouter is not ordinary! ”

"Is it ......?"

I heard Lao Zhou say the word soul shouter, and the image of a strong man instantly appeared in my mind, could he be a soul shouter?

"After this lonely soul and wild ghost enters through the Shengmen, there must be some kind of magic weapon in the tiled house of the Shengmen that can degrade the ghosts, transforming them into pure ghost luck, and then floating out of the roof chimney like cooking smoke, and being guided down into the Death Gate tiled house. There is a formation in front of the door of the tiled house in the middle of the last one, this formation is not a thing in the yang world, it should belong to the one brought up from the underworld, it is a kind of formation that fuses the soul heart, and the ghost luck is fused into a ghost luck bead, and then it is for people to swallow. ”

Lao Zhou slowly said all the guesses and thoughts in his heart, smoked three cigarettes in succession, and drank all the remaining liquor, and stared at me with drunken eyes: "I said this old, and I didn't figure it out, what are you going to do?" Save the Lonely Ghost? That's not your character! Falling from the sixth floor didn't kill you, but you fell stupidly on the head? ”

"Godfather, do you believe me?"

I had nowhere to hide under Lao Zhou's eyes, and I couldn't tell the truth, so I had to hide and tell a white lie: "If you believe me, I'll tell you, in fact, I am the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor, after falling from the sixth floor, I awakened the memory of my previous life, so I must punish the traitor and eliminate the evil, and after accumulating a certain amount of merit, I will be able to return to the heavenly court, and when the time comes, I will be named the Jade Emperor and his godfather!"

"I'm going to fuck you! Fool me as a small trick, don't you? ”

The grumpy old Zhou quietly listened to my braggadocio operation, and he was not happy at that time, and a big neck slapped me on the neck: "I don't care what you want to do, since I'm here, I will definitely protect you, don't make the day I die, I don't even have someone to send me to the end, I must not let you die in front of me."

"Okay, let's do it, let's set it up."

I smiled and rubbed my neck that was red with pain: "I heard what they meant last night that the real boss behind the scenes was not at home, plus the meat shredded itself was too lucky, and no one stopped him, so the two of us survived, otherwise it would be useless for you and the fat man to come over."

"Ahem, ahem...... So what do you mean tonight? ”

Lao Zhou continued to put on a cigarette, like an old smoke cannon coughing twice, and asked in a dry and hoarse voice.

"I'll go in again tonight, you and Fat Er will wait outside, and then find the soul caller first, and solve the problem of the soul caller, but don't alarm the gamblers in the tile house. After Rousi and I have completely annoyed the boss behind the scenes, I will use a special method to give you a signal, and then you two will rush in again. ”

In the midst of the noise, I was carefully thinking about what I needed to lay out and plan for the evening.

"How are you signaling? Can we both listen? ”

Lao Zhou silently began to check and fill in the gaps

"I think the boss behind the scenes doesn't take the two of us seriously at all, so there should be a certain amount of pretending mentality, this is an opportunity, and there is only such a chance, if you don't break the game......"

I really want to find someone to talk to and tell the existence of the system's mother, and Lao Zhou happens to be such an object, but he doesn't dare to say it.

"What happens if you don't break the game?"

Lao Zhou squinted his eyes into a slit, as if he had seen through everything about me.

"I ...... Will die!"