I stepped out of the escort van in full gear and glanced at the electronic watch next to me, which showed 11:30 on April 15, 2011. I let out a long breath, and finally got off work and could have lunch, and I was really hungry after this morning.

"Lao Pei, let's go, let's eat!" Lao Li, a colleague next to me, greeted me. Lao Li's name is Li Quande, he is an old man in the security company, but he is about the same age as me, he has a cheerful personality, and he can talk to anyone, including me, of course, and is one of my friends in the security company.

"Lao Pei, Lao Pei, Pei your sister......" I scolded him as I got out of the car, "Lao Pei, Lao Pei, no wonder Lao Tzu always loses money, how many times have I told you, call Lao Tzu the name Pei Qian!" ”

Lao Li smiled and said: "Losing money, losing money, isn't it the same meaning!" ”

"What does that mean?" I argued with reason and wanted to change his erroneous view, "Losing money is at most losing some money, and the old loss means that you always have to lose, and you don't necessarily lose money, if you keep losing money, you may not lose your daughter-in-law one day." I'm not going to do this kind of cuckold thing! ”

Lao Li patted me on the shoulder and laughed: "Do you think you have lost all your money, will your daughter-in-law still follow you?" I don't know which little white face I ran away with, but you still have to wear this green hat. ”

I knocked back the hand he had placed on my shoulder, and laughed and scolded, ", your hat is green!" Maybe, my brother and sister will have a white face when you escort you! "Lao Li, don't look at the age of me, but he has been married for three years, and he is a well-known wife in the unit. When he heard me say this, he hurriedly surrendered: "You have to get it, you can be regarded as poking my weakness, I admit defeat, can't I admit defeat?" ”

I smirked and said, "Just know to admit it, don't provoke next time." ”

At noon, Lao Li and we had a simple meal together, and then we went to escort the afternoon trip. After a few hours of busy work, we finally got off work in the afternoon, and a few of us rushed back to the security company in a hurry, in order to have a hot dinner, because the canteen of the unit was late, but there were only leftovers.

Since my family is out of town, I have been living in the single dormitory provided by the company for employees. Lao Li is a local, and he went home directly after work in the afternoon. It's a Friday, and Saturday and Sunday are off, so we don't have to worry about tomorrow's work. In the evening, after eating in the company cafeteria, I walked back to the dormitory with a few colleagues. To say that the treatment of our employees here is still good, there are canteens and dormitories, including food and accommodation. The dormitory is a quadruple room, with bunk beds, and there are desks, chairs, and cabinets in the dormitory.

In addition to me, there are three colleagues in our dormitory, Wang Dajiang, Li Qisheng and Zhang Chuanbao. Although all four of us are from other provinces, there are also far and near. Wang Dajiang's family is from Jilin, while Li Qisheng's family is from Jiangsu. Zhang Chuanbao is from Hebei like me, but his family is in the countryside around Langfang, which is much closer to Beijing.

After Wang Dajiang and Li Qisheng and I finished eating, we went back to the dormitory to fight the landlord, and Zhang Chuanbao answered the phone and talked non-stop outside the dormitory.

"I said you've been here for two years, why haven't you seen you talk to someone, chase a girl or anything? Tell us if you're gay? We were playing and chatting, and suddenly Li Qisheng asked about it: "Bring a pair in a circle!" It's okay, we don't discriminate against you! ”

"That's it, we won't discriminate against you!" Wang Dajiang also laughed and teased me.

"Who is gay? I'm a straight man who would rather bend than bend! My hobby is women, especially beautiful women! I've been a grandmother for more than 20 years, and I've never had a girlfriend, do you know how much I yearn for the opposite sex? How is it possible to live with an old man for the rest of his life? Then you might as well kill me! Four! Haha, I've got one card left! I laughed.

"You're the one you're waiting for! Four five, fried! I've also signed up! Someone cares about it, but no one cares? No one cares about it! Li Qisheng directly threw all the cards in his hand, and then stretched out his hand and shouted: "Give money, give money!" ”

Zhang Chuanbao walked in from outside the dormitory. As soon as he came in, I shouted at him: "Lao Zhang, come on, come on, play two together!" ”

"What are four people playing?"

"Play and run fast! One dollar a piece, thirteen boring twenty! ”

"You guys play first, I'll pack up my things, and I want to go home tomorrow. I'm done cleaning up and playing with you guys! Zhang Chuanbao said.

"That's okay, then hurry up!" I said something casually, and then I turned around and got ready to draw. But Wang Dajiang didn't do it: "No, no, no, tonight from the beginning of the play to the present, I have been losing, I can't sit in this feng shui, we have to change places!" ”

"If you can't do it, you can't say it's not good at it, what kind of feng shui do you say? I'm telling you, it's the same wherever you sit! Li Qisheng said disapprovingly, he didn't want to change, because he won the most.

"No, I have to change, or I won't play, it's too much." Wang Dajiang said, "I must change a piece of feng shui treasure land and win you all!" ”

I looked at Wang Dajiang and asked, "Just you?" Or a treasure of feng shui? Do you know Feng Shui? ”

Wang Dajiang pouted: "I don't understand, you understand?" ”

"That's a must~! You don't believe it, I am a three-year-old who knows a thousand words, memorizes Tang poems at the age of five, and is familiar with the funeral scriptures and the mysteries of the green bag at the age of seven. I boasted.

"Really? Can you tell us about it? Wang Dajiang was a little unconvinced.

"What are you talking about?"

"Uh...... Let's talk about our company's feng shui? Wang Dajiang casually asked a question.

"Ask Yang Zhai? Okay, I'll talk to the two of you, so that you two ignorant juniors can grow up to understand! I laughed.

"Tut-tut, return to the yang house? The noun is very professional! This is into the state? Li Qisheng said.

Wang Dajiang said: "You have to get it, don't interrupt, I think he can say what flowers?" ”

After listening to what we said, Zhang Chuanbao was also interested and came up to listen to what I said about "feng shui".

I cleared my throat, put up the score and began to speak: "What is Feng Shui? 'The yin and yang of the husband is the wind, the clouds are rising, the rain is raining, and the earth is angry. The ancients gathered to make it not disperse, and the line made it stop, so it was called feng shui. ’”

The three of the people I said in just two sentences stared at each other and didn't know what to say.