0121 What is this?
I got lost as I walked, and after opening the map on my phone and forcibly finding my way home, I still wasted an hour getting home.
By the time I got home, it was almost dawn.
I opened the door with the spare key, and just as I wanted to take off my clothes and take a shower in the toilet, I heard the "laughter" of several people in the old lady's bedroom.
"What's the situation? Why haven't you slept yet? ”
I took off my coat and threw it on the sofa, then walked straight to my sister's bedroom, pushed open the bedroom door, and saw an unexpected scene.
At this time in the bedroom, Fang Fat Man was lying in the middle of the double bed with his bare belly, and he deliberately bulged up to support his stomach. On both sides of the bed are lying down playing with mobile phones, with Yu Xiang Rou who is smiling heartily and the old lady who is in a daze.
The old lady was in a depressed mood, biting her lip and hearing the sound of the door opening, she looked at the bedroom door for the first time, and saw me, and immediately got out of bed and flew over, and the whole person hung on me, complaining to me and saying, "Why did you come back?"
"There was something else on the way, so it was delayed."
I took her into my arms, then put her on the ground, looked at the strange creature lying on the belly of the fat man who was pretending to be asleep, and couldn't help but ignore the old lady's emotions and asked, "What is this for?" What's that stuff on the belly of a fat man? Is it a dog? Or a cat? Or a mouse? Why do you bring everything home?!"
"Giggles!"
The strange creature on the belly heard what I said, and sat up straight like a sit-up, a pair of cat eyes first glanced left and right, and then noticed me, and instantly jumped down the belly of the fat man, and the humanoid figure stood and galloped over, happily hugged my calf, affectionately rubbed my pants with the puppy's head, and shouted affectionately: "Uncle!"
"What's that?"
"Bang dang!"
I was so frightened that I hurriedly protected the old lady behind me, and used the strength of Dao Xing to improve my strength, and without hesitation, I raised my feet and threw the creature directly to the opposite wall, and the creature spread its four cat paws and slid down the wall.
"Brother Yi is back!"
"Brother, you're back!"
Fang Fatzi and Yu Xiang Rousi only noticed me at this time.
I took two steps forward, slapped the two of them on the head, and pointed at the creature angrily: "What is this?" Is it dangerous? Just go home to get it? It's July 15th, you two aren't afraid of touching ghosts?!"
"Little Fire isn't a ghost."
I don't know if Fang Fatzi is evil, he protects the creature like a son, and makes a profound defense for him: "He was picked up by us halfway, and when he came up, he hugged our sister's thigh, and shouted at his aunt and aunt." also said that he was also surnamed Zhao, called Zhao Huohuo, knew you, said that you were his uncle, a related uncle, let us help find you. ”
"Doesn't this pull the king's eight calves?"
I was so angry that I had nothing to say, and I rearranged the wording in a daze: "Look at his long, cat paws, cat eyes, dog tongue, dog tail, dog head, and his body looks like a fine mouse." Like the wind, like the rain, like the flying sand, then TM like a person? How can you be related to me by blood? How can I become his uncle? Did you guys let the wind blow away the IQ? ”
"No, there is still a photo of you in the bag that Xiaoxiaohuo is carrying!"
Fang Fat got up and found a mini crossbody bag from under the bed, the overall size was less than 20 centimeters, clumsily opened the zipper, pulled out a black and white photo of 10 centimeters from it with two fingers together, and then handed it to me.
"Watts?!"
I took the photo, looked closely, and suddenly saw a man sitting in the most conspicuous position of the photo, this man was wearing a Mao suit and a pair of high-end leather shoes. Even if it's a black and white photo, you can see the tips of his leather shoes polished brightly. With a big head erected and a pipe in his mouth, the whole person sat lazily on the Taishi chair, while crossing Erlang's legs, he held a big cat in his arms that couldn't tell whether it was an orange cat or a folded ear cat. The cat is so cute that anyone will want to rub their head.
It just so happens that a man's face is my face.
"Uncle!"
Xiao Xiaohuo rushed to my feet again without being discouraged, hooked my clothes with his claws, climbed up the pole to his shoulder, and began to speak into my right ear: "Uncle, you can't do without me!" I finally ran out of the underworld, just to find you in the yang world! I've come through all the hardships, you can't kick me away again! I'm miserable! ”
"Death is broken!"
I grabbed the flesh from the back of his neck and took him off my shoulder, and he was hunched like a kitten, with his paws shrunk and his little eyes full of fear, which made people feel pity for him.
The cute sale is quite handy.
But I would never eat him, so I said viciously: "You said you are from the underworld? Then I have to ask you, do you know Zhao Chenghan or Zhao Qingyi? And you don't look the same as the kitten in the photo! ”
"Uncle!"
Xiao Xiaohuo struggled and fluttered twice, and when he saw that it was difficult to break free of my fingers shaped like iron tongs, he gave up resistance and honestly reported everything: "The uncle I know is Zhao Qingyi, not some bullshit Zhao Chenghan." My image in the underworld is a cat, but I don't know why after coming to the yang world, I have become the ghost I am now, not cute at all, not beautiful at all!"
Talking to himself that he was wronged, he pouted and complained with tears: "My poor old mother told me that after she died, I would not stay in the underworld, and go to the sun to find my uncle, and my uncle can take care of me."
"The first point! I'm an orphan!"
I emphasized my equally miserable background: "Where did I get my sister from an orphan? The second point is, I haven't been to the underworld, even if I want to meet a godsister in the underworld, there is no way! ”
"Uncle!"
Xiaoxiaohuo took a bite of an uncle's name, but TM kissed.
"Uncle can't scream! I'll spank you if you scream!"
I first stabilized his mouth, and then turned on my perceptual power to probe his specific situation, except for a little yin qi stored in his body, I couldn't see anything abnormal at all, and even sprouted an inexplicable sense of intimacy.
This eyeball is useless, one day it will be broken and heard, and I can't find any effective clues, it's really enough.
"Whoa!"
I let go of my fingers with a headache and annoyance, and let Xiao Xiaohuo sit on the floor: "Where did this photo come from?!"
"Ding!"
The system beep sounds.
The system's mother yawned and said, "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the second clue photo of "The Death of the Angry King", which seals the second remnant soul of the Stubborn King, but it is unbearable with the host's current ability. The host needs to reach LV5 level, and the Dao Xing amplification removes the pseudo-mirror, and really reaches the quasi-level Ding and other yin differences, before you can absorb the remnant soul in this photo and update the quest clues. ”
"Watts?!"
I yelled at my mother in my heart: "Does that mean that this thing that doesn't look like anything really has something to do with the King of Hatred?" Is the king really his uncle? This is also a big shot! ”
"No!"
It was rare for the system's mother to respond to me a second time: "Zhao Huohuo didn't lie, he has nothing to do with the king of deacon, but has something to do with you, you are his own uncle!"
"Pull the calf!"
I questioned my mother over and over again in my hometown dialect: "Then I haven't been to many prefectures myself, how can I know such a player?" It's all right now, isn't it? Really, I'm the second Wu next door? ”
"Huh...... Who says you haven't been to the underworld? ”
The system mother sneered at my taunt without any fluctuations.
"When have you been!?"
I hurriedly searched for memories, but I didn't think of when I had been to the underworld.
"In a dream!"
After the last sentence of the system's mother was resolute, she pretended to be cold again.
"Dream ......"
I muttered in my heart, as if I had found the little tail in my memory, suddenly opened my eyes that were about to close, and asked Zhao Huohuo in disbelief: "Are you really my sister's child?" Is my sister dead then?!"