Claiming to be in an internet addiction center to win my sympathy.

After all, his makeup does look a lot like that.

But what does he mean by "becoming a Buddha"? Why are there so many strange things, breaking through the skull and wanting to become these beliefs that should not exist in the world in the first place?

It's not scientific at all.

Even if you become a Buddha, if you do something that endangers society, why don't you do it? Can the power of the whole country be afraid of your little ghost Buddha?

What a joke!

I lit two cigarettes again and handed him one: "Actually, our society is quite good, and the dark side does exist, but that doesn't prevent someone from standing up and defeating them!" You can just be a ghost honestly, don't think about other useless things, you will die when the time comes! ”

"Is belated justice still justice?"

He seems to be stuck in the horns of an endless loop: "If I don't kill myself, I won't die." Will those people know about the squalor of this place? ”

"Dust to dust, dust to dust."

I didn't continue to delve into the topic before I died, because I really couldn't talk about him, and my own three views were distorted, so I had to talk about the afterlife: "I can help you get rid of your current state, and then go and rescue those ghosts who are still controlled by some bullshit principal." After completing these things, I will send you to reincarnation, believe me, I have this ability. ”

"No, you can't beat him."

He acknowledged the strength of the principal and denied my strength.

Waterfa!?

Dude, I've been crushed in the first class, okay!?

Even if he is bent on death, even if his strength is greatly weakened.

Wait a minute...... Why am I a little sad when I think about it?

It seems that Gou Chang is still in front of my eyes, holding his dark heart, longing for me to crush it with my own hands.

"I can beat him!"

I suddenly had a hard temper for no reason, and I was very stubborn.

He muttered in a voice I couldn't even hear, "You ...... now You may not be able to beat him, and if you go, you are looking for death......"

"What do you say? You have to believe in your brother and me! ”

I didn't pay attention to his words, and boasted to myself: "I'll tell you!" Your brother and I are amazing! The ghosts who escaped from the underworld have killed me both! Don't look at me as nothing now, that's because there is a reason to drop. When it dawns tomorrow morning, my brother's strength will be restored, and then you will know how powerful my brother is. ”

"It's still the same ......"

After he muttered softly, he didn't cut me off: "Why do you want to save ghosts?" Are ghosts worth saving? You fought desperately to save a few ghosts, is it really worth it? Those are self-judgments and ghosts! ”

Nima! Why does his question go straight to my heart every time?

Thinking about this, I also realized that my thinking seemed to have changed irreversibly...... It's nothing more than me starting to meddle around!

Indeed, a few ghosts, whether they are guilty or not have a relationship with me?!

Wait a minute...... It can't be that the tattoo of the King of the Buddha does a role, right!?

"Big brother, you do me a favor!"

I was in a hurry to take off my clothes.

He looked at the change in my nervousness, and didn't react for a while: "If you are busy, you say, what are you doing without clothes?" I'm underage! ”

"It's all a thousand-year-old fox, what are you playing fasting!"

I put my clothes around my neck, exposed my back, and then turned my back directly at him: "Big brother, do you see that my eyes are open for this tattoo on my back?"

"Ahh Yes! Yes! ”

Before he could reply, he suddenly screamed, as if he had been punished by heaven, and three thunderbolts shattered his body into pieces.

cough cough cough ...... Embarrassed, I forgot he was a ghost.

The tattoo of the Dharma of the King of Fudo Ming is the true Buddha of the Eight Classics!

I hurriedly took off my clothes to cover my tattoo, and turned my head to investigate his situation: "Big brother, are you okay...... Excuse me! ”

"Oh! Can you let me know in advance next time? ”

He covered his eyes with his hands, and white smoke poured out of his fingers. In a moment, he seemed to be like snow meeting the hot sun, and his eyes were about to melt in the sun, but fortunately I took off my clothes quickly.

"I've just notified you that something is wrong!"

I "took the initiative" to step forward and hold his wrist, which was still bleeding: "What about pretending, aren't you?" The blood will dry up in a while, and I see what you are doing to keep pretending to be a calf! ”

This thing, in the face of ghosts, must reserve three hearts.

What people say we believe, it's purely self-defeating.

"What do you mean?"

I grabbed one of his arms, revealing his left eye, which was about to be blinded by the tattoo of the immovable king, and the eyeball was as if he had glaucoma.

"Am I so fooled? If I don't give you some color, you really don't know who the legend of Songdong City will be in the future! Pretending to be a ghost in front of me? Today I'm going to let you know how to write dead words! ”

The other end ......

Miss Anan ran wildly on the deserted road, and her legs were so upside down that she was about to make an afterimage. It stands to reason that her long-term hunger will cause her body function to plummet, and running two steps without panting is a miracle of life.

The key is not to run, you can't do it!

The demons chasing her behind her can form a reinforcement company.

"Didn't I just take one of your broken incense burners!? As for it?! ”

I saw Miss Anan holding a smoking incense burner in her left hand, and a heated old Beijing chicken roll bought at a convenience store in her right hand, and there were two tea eggs in her mouth that had not been chewed thoroughly. He even carried a small schoolbag that he brought home to carry things on his back, which contained all kinds of small snacks.

That's right!

Miss Anan found that the aroma of the burning flowers on the other side can not only make the ghost suck high, but also allow the hard-to-eat Yin to eat things into the stomach, and can digest and supplement nutrients!

After knowing the function of this brother, Miss Anan was excited enough, and then she turned into a bandit in the night, following the guidance given by the King of Equality in her mind, all the way it was a robbery! The lonely souls and wild ghosts are all miserable!

As a result, more and more lonely souls and wild ghosts accumulated together, and finally magically formed an army to crusade against Miss Anan, and people have slogans.

For the self-esteem of the lonely ghost!

For the equality of lonely souls and wild ghosts!

Let's slay the sin of copper and sin!

Just by listening to the slogan, you can know that these lonely ghosts are really angry. But I don't know why, they don't fly or float, but their feet are close to the ground, like sleigh sliding forward, the speed is far less than Miss Anan.

"Don't let this stumble escape! She's so hateful! ”

"Ten thousand ghosts and blood letters, sue the underworld, and arrest this yin!"

"What's your brain?! We're a criminal gang, okay!? ”

"Witch! Witch! This is a witch! I finally got in line, and I just took a sip! She blew me blind with a soot! There is no heavenly reason! ”

"Why don't we fly? What a hassle to run after her like this! ”

"Fly! Didn't you see her leaking out the bad smell! Ordinary imps can't fly in the face of bad smells! ”

"Her uncle's! Lao Tzu's idol was Liu Xiang during his lifetime! Known as the king of 100 meters in the south of the road! Lao Tzu designated to catch her today! Kill her!"

There is a flower on the other side of the road, and the one who sucks the head, the mouth is like cotton medicine. There are even lonely ghosts who have not had time to absorb the flowers on the other side, because of the group riots, their thoughts are automatically led astray, and their heads will not turn.

Miss Anan successfully broke the canvas shoes with her thumb and toes, and the speed of escaping and eating continued unabated. When she had eaten all the chicken rolls and tea eggs, she stopped abruptly and pulled out the pipe pinned to her belt.

"She's not running away!"

"Rush the duck! Rush the duck! ”

"It's a mess! It's a mess! Brothers, our good days are coming! Kill her! In the future, no one will care about us in the crowd! ”

……

The lonely ghosts naively and confidently thought that Miss Anan was running out of energy, and they were ready to be caught and let them do whatever they wanted.

However......

Miss Anan hurriedly threw the incense burner to the ground, held the pipe in her mouth, and then took out the pulley lighter she had brought with her.

"Click......"

At the moment when the lonely ghost approached her, she did not change her face, and slid the lighter pulley with one hand, and the fire ignited the old dry tobacco leaves in the pipe.

"Wow!"

Miss Anan squinted at the lonely ghost who was less than half a meter away from her and was the first to run over with a rural old lady sitting cross-legged on the kang and smoking a dry cigarette.

It was clear that the lonely ghost was unaware of the seriousness of the problem.

"The three poisons and six desires are delusional, and the desire is sincere and self-reliant."