Chapter 940: My Son Has Become a Mother (7)
In the next two hours, Su Leilei and Xia Yun confided a lot to each other very frankly, from their own habits to their personalities, from their own families to interpersonal relationships, all the places they could think of were sorted out one by one in these two hours, so that the other party could know.
After two hours of communication.
Although they can't say that they don't have any secrets at all, they definitely know each other more than many couples and even couples.
Because sometimes, even real couples may not be as honest as they were.
It can be said that the two of them in order to prevent the stuffing from being exposed.
I really did my best.
"My God, I can't imagine that you, a little girl who looks clean on the outside, can have so many weird fetishes in private.
If you like to pick your feet, forget it.
What kind of weird hobby is collecting foot skins? ”
Su Leilei was no longer able to complain, she just wanted to quickly throw away the pile of foot skins that the original deity had placed in the small box under the bed.
The thought of a box of foot skins under the bed where she slept made Su Leilei feel a little sick to her stomach.
It's really going to vomit out the overnight meal.
You may not believe it.
I don't know who added my account the year before last.
Said he was willing to buy my plain foot skin.
At that time, I happened to be short of money to attend idol's concert, so I specially bought several foot masks to apply to my feet, and then, it took nearly a month to save more than half a tael of foot skin.
Later......"
Before Xia Yun finished speaking, he was interrupted by Su Leilei, who was very forceful:
"Shut up, I don't want to hear it.
It's disgusting, let's talk about the rest, talk about how we can get it back. ”
"My feet are not too clean, there is no foot smell at all, how can it be like you, when I just changed my body with you, I almost didn't smoke me to death by washing my feet at night, as if I had been soaked in Shanxi old vinegar.
Also, you have a lot more disgusting places than me, even under your desk, under the desk, I don't know how much snot you wiped.
OMG.
The moment I touched it, I really wanted to cut off my hand, but fortunately I realized that it was not my hand in time, so I felt slightly better.
And when it comes to bathing......"
There is no doubt that Xia Yun still can't finish the sentence, and as soon as he is halfway through the words, he is interrupted again by Su Leilei:
"Okay, let's not talk about anyone, this topic can't be talked about anymore, it's disgusting.
Let's get down to business, your mom and dad should be back in just over an hour.
You said we were touching the electric door together.
Or jump in the bathtub together.
Or roll down the stairs.
Your head and mine hit it hard.
These methods seem to hurt the body a bit, so let's take our time and try one a week. ”
Xia Yun looked at Su Leilei helplessly:
"You're really enough to die, you can think of such an effective way to touch the electric door, why don't you just pull me to self-immolation, after the electric door is touched, we can't go directly to heaven, can the idea be a little more reliable?
Didn't we just ride our bikes and hit each other at the time, and then there was a little bit of blood, why don't we go back to the same place and hit the bikes again?
No, I was almost disfigured last time.
Either we should wear masks and some protective equipment and hit it again, otherwise if we collide and disfigure, and then we haven't changed it back, we will suffer more. ”
"Riding a bicycle back to the same place will not be a little unreliable, I have seen a lot of soul swaps recently, I want to change back, there are usually some special steps, such as two people lying in the bathtub together to suffocate, or when the moon is full, or there are some special magic props.
By the way, when you bumped into me last week, did you lose anything, and is the Guanyin jade plate still on my neck?
There must be something important that I have forgotten.
If two people can swap souls when they collide, then how many souls must be swapped every day in the world, and there will be many car accidents in one day. ”
Su Leilei is not worried that her body will be damaged due to another collision, she is mainly a little distressed about her car, and her car was finally bought with the help of her mother.
If you hit it again.
It is estimated that it will have to be overhauled if it is not broken.
"Guanyin jade card, it's still there, but I didn't bring it, I'm not used to carrying things around my neck.
Anyway, it's so big, so cool.
Can you get used to playing basketball with you?
However, your jade card seems to be a little cracked, don't worry, it has nothing to do with me, I didn't crack it for you, when I first found the jade card, there was a crack on the jade card, and it was probably hit the ground when I collided with me, and I was worried that the thing would break again, and I was not easy to explain at that time, so I put it on your bedside table.
Alas, don't think about it so much.
If it really doesn't work, let's hit our heads first.
Otherwise, try searching for witchcraft? ”
Xia Yun explained the matter of the jade plate.
Then he proposed again.
Although Su Leilei was a little worried about the cracks on her jade plate, she also knew what had happened, and even if she was worried, there was nothing she could do.
So after hesitating for a while, I could only agree to try a way not to hurt my body with Xia Yun.
Let's say two people face each other and bump into each other.
Another example is to make a small incision on each other's index fingers with a needle, and then make the wounds of the two people touch each other, and recite some incantation or something in their mouths.
In addition, the superstition of holding the red thread, reciting the Houtu Sutra, slapping each other, burying their heads in the basin at the same time, and rolling from upstairs to downstairs together hand in hand.
Both of them tried.
The result, of course, was useless.
In addition to making each other covered in bruises, there is basically no other effect, so tossing for more than an hour, the time soon reached nearly half past eleven, and at this time, Su Leilei's parents are coming back, Xia Yun remembers this time very well, so he hurriedly interrupted Su Leilei, who wanted to continue the experiment, and hurriedly said goodbye and left.
At the same time, when he was leaving, he also specially told Su Leilei to clean up her current appearance a little and cover up her injuries.
Then he went back, and on the way back, he found a hidden corner, picked up the wound on his face, ate at home at noon, and went to Su Leilei's house at the right time.
Continue the experiment that you didn't finish in the morning.
Although Qiao Mu noticed some small injuries on his body, he didn't ask because he didn't know what the specific reason was, and he still served him vegetables as if he didn't know what to do, and then let him go out very reassuringly.