I've got a weird personality.

When I'm not working, I especially want to do things.

When I'm not idle, I especially want to be a happy salted fish.

Yangshou is enough for a short time, so I don't bother to move.

So the system mom sometimes has the meaning of forcibly moving forward more or less than me...... But lately, she's been a bit lazy and hasn't been looking for me seriously for some tasks, so I'm still at LV4.

"Ding!"

The system prompt sounded after a while.

The mother of the system seems to have just woken up from the return to the cage: "Congratulations to the host for triggering the title level, daily ordinary task: "The Ghost in Red"."

"Wait!"

Hearing her say this, I remembered that I still have two titles.

But shouldn't the attribute of the "Unlucky" title be able to trigger normal tasks in a mission? Why is there no task now, and it is triggered by surprise? Don't play cards according to the routine at all! Not rigorous at all!

"You still have two permanent quests on you! So it's not unusual to trigger a hidden quest for a title. I think you're so bored, I'm thinking I'll find you something to do for fun. This mission is not too difficult, there is no danger to life, and there is also no reward for longevity. ”

After explaining why the title attribute was triggered, the system mother continued to say: "The clearance of this mission needs to find the red-clothed ghost, and then influence her!" Let her personally shout: Master, I have understood! ”

"I will settle the task reward based on the time and completion of the task by the host. If the completion time is fast and the degree of completion is still high, the host can be rewarded with a piece of equipment that matches the network cloud suppression microphone. ”

"Come on, host! The opportunity to become stronger is right now! ”

Probation of the red-clothed ghost...... Why isn't it excessive?!

Besides, it's a ghost! Inevitably, the resentment and anger in the heart are extremely heavy, and the heart may have long been out of his control, and the violent must go violently.

Can I influence people with my broken mouth and tongue?!

If it's not good, people may have to pick my hair and kick me!

Alas! It's too tricky......

But the task reward is very good, it's worth trying, after all, the network suppression cloud microphone is very explosive, and the equipment that matches it is naturally not weak.

There may even be equipment combination skills!

Thinking of this, I was in a mood for a lot of fun, whistling and walking down the street marked with a haunted sign in front of me.

It's actually weird.

The road is unclean, and there is no sign of "uncleanness" except for the overly lit street lights and the weeds that have not been cleaned for a long time.

And there is a large wasteland ahead, and several excavators and facilities and equipment used to lay foundations on the site are parked in the big wasteland. It shows that this area should be built or developed, but there is no one around at night, and there is no scene of construction.

"I'm sorry to eat it raw!"

I first summoned the network cloud suppression microphone into my hand, since I want to influence the ghost, the network cloud suppression microphone is of course an indispensable equipment.

"A big river ~ wide waves ~"

I sang an improvised song with a microphone that resounded throughout the street: "We are walking on the path of the underworld~"

Why hasn't the ghost shown up yet?

I slowed down and walked for a full five minutes, but I still didn't see any trace of the ghosts, not even the usual lonely ghosts.

Draw your gaze elsewhere.

I did see a small mound not far ahead......

Less than a meter in front of the burial bag, a woman knelt.

The woman wore the same robe she wore during her funeral, but the color of the garment was not white, but a brilliant red, as if it had been stained with blood.

But she wore a white flat hat, held a mourning stick made of white paper in her left hand, and from time to time threw yellow paper money into the iron basin with her right hand. And from beginning to end, he was sobbing in a sad whisper, and seemed to be lamenting: "Woo woo...... I died so miserably...... Which good Samaritan passed by...... Can you have pity on me...... Woowoo woo ......"

The voice is like crying, and it is very distressing to listen to.

People can't help but come forward to help.

Of course, this is an ordinary ghost routine, guessing that this is the ghost in front of me that the system mother said.

"Gollum ......"

I was slightly stunned, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and walked forward.

"Woo woo woo ......"

As if hearing my footsteps, the ghost hurriedly turned his head in the direction and continued to bow down while aiming at me, and his words at this moment were more like saying to me: "This kind man...... I am exposed to the wilderness, can you help me build a coffin that is seven feet seven inches long...... Help me bury me in this deep mountain and old forest...... I will be thankful in the next life...... Help...... Good Samaritan ......"

Help?

If I help you build a coffin today, I will be buried in the coffin by then, and I will have to kneel in front of the grave and cry for you in the future.

This favor must not help!

Besides, buddy, my goal is to influence her! It's not to help her kill herself, that will only create karma in vain, so she has to try.

So......

I boldly walked in front of me, squatted on the ground, and inserted the cloud suppression microphone into her nostrils, and asked a fatal question completely brainlessly: "This ghost lady, I am the exclusive reporter of the Netherworld Evening News." I would like to interview you on behalf of the Evening News of Hades! That's it...... Are you happy to be a ghost!? ”

"Woo...... Ga! ”

Originally, the powerful ghost wanted to rise up and shouted: The prince and the general, rather have a kind!? Then kill me, and after finding a stand-in, I went to the underworld to reincarnate.

What I never expected!

The man in front of him who looks so disgusting that the ghost is disgusting that he doesn't play cards according to common sense?!

Can I be happy when I am a ghost?

If I'm happy, will I be a ghost after I die?!

When will the evening newspaper come out of the underworld! You're so talented!

The ghost's crying stopped abruptly, and he looked up and stared at me with dark eyes, but he didn't say a word.

"Ask you! Are you happy when the hell?! ”

I didn't seem to be afraid of her, and asked sharply.

The ghost was confused again...... I began to mutter: Are all living people so arrogant now?! I'm a killer, okay!?

Give me some face, okay!?

Wait......

There seems to be something wrong with this man's breath......

He...... He is...... He's a yin!

The ghost hesitated...... I definitely didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, how could there be a difference in the wilderness?! Is it so idle?

I said the wrong thing...... Isn't he going to beat me to pieces?!

No, no, it's impossible for the soul to be scattered.

After a series of psychological changes, the ghost's expression was not sad or happy, but he made a mistake when he spoke: "Should I answer happiness?" Still unhappy? ”

"Aren't you happy!? Don't you have an AC number in mind?! ”

My idea is very simple, what a lot of ghosts! No matter how awesome you are, can you beat my bad identity? Sample! Summarily executed!

"Happy! Happy! I'm happy! ”

The ghost nodded again and again, it was quite duplicitous, and it was inconsistent.

"Just be happy!"

I was relieved and moved the microphone to her mouth: "I'll ask you another question, are you happy to find a stand-in for blind people!?"

"Not happy! Not happy at all! ”

The ghost nodded again and again, it was quite insincere and contrary to conscience.

"It's okay if you're not happy!"

I was very relieved, and said the ethereal truth: "I'll tell you! You can't be a ghost who violates the core values of socialism! Is it fun to harm people? Apparently not! If you are like this, you will also be sent to death in the underworld! ”

"Let me tell you, this ghost has to be an honest and honest ghost!"

"It is impossible to harm people! It is impossible to harm people in this life! ”

"Just two years ago, I ran into a little ghost, and that guy gave him awesome! Noisy fire is going to hurt people! I can't do anything! ”

"Guess what happened?!"

"I touched him with the power of love!"

"Let him hurt first! The feeling of guilt after finding the victim, the feeling of being self-ashamed after finding the harm, and the emptiness and loneliness after finding the harm! Harming others will only increase the sin in one's body. ”

"So I asked him, are you happy to hurt people?!"

"He replied to me at the time, "Not happy at all!"

"I'm a good teacher, and I'm happy to help ghosts! Just help that little ghost take the initiative to save the life of the person he killed! As the saying goes, saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter! He realized it then! Kneeling on the ground and telling me, thank you for the master's teaching, and you will never harm anyone again! When he sees his grandmother crossing the street alone at night, he will have a conscience to help him! ”

"How nice is that!"

"Later, I mixed up a small city god!"

"Listen to me! Is there a way out for the victim?! Is there a way out for harming people?! ”

"I'm here today to show you the way to the light! Towards the pinnacle of the righteous path of ghost beings! ”

"Righteous ghost! Righteous Soul! The righteous ghosts are all ghosts! ”

"Come with me! When I meet a living person in the future, don't say anything about my miserable death! The first sentence is not Amitabha, it has to be Tashi Delek! ”

"Do you want to be zen?! You have to smile, you know!? ”

"Don't cry and mourn as if the whole family died violently! Come! Give me a smile! ”