Si Tianmu looked at An Yajie, who had long hair and waist-length and disheveled clothes, and suddenly his Adam's apple moved, he turned over and pressed An Yajie to the ground, looking at her with a smile on his face.

"I'm not weak, just try it now." Si Tianmu lowered his head and kissed An Yajie as he spoke.

"Wait." An Yajie stretched out an index finger against Si Tianmu's lips.

"Have you rinsed your mouth? After kissing another woman and wanting to come and kiss me, are you looking for a fight? ”

"How can I kiss other women."

"None? Hehe. Anya smiled and pulled Si Tianmu's neckline.

"Then why are your clothes messier than mine, don't tell me that Miss Najia wants to plot against you."

Si Tianmu smiled shyly: "I really let you guess, she really wants to plot against me." ”

"Shameless."

……

In the splendid and solemn palace, Yang Dazhuang sat on the dragon chair as he wished.

"Hahaha...... Damn, I really became the emperor, hahaha......" Yang Dazhuang was dressed in a bright yellow dragon robe, and he was a little happy to sit on the dragon chair.

The father-in-law, who was standing next to him with Fu Shen, looked at the new emperor who was a little nervous, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

A little eunuch walked in and knelt down at the court: "Your Majesty, it's time for dinner." ”

Yang Dazhuang stood up with a smile: "Okay, take me to see how the food in this palace is." ”

The old eunuch Wei Hai frowned imperceptibly: "Why is it strange that the emperor speaks?" But he didn't have any expression on his face, and respectfully bent down and stretched out his wrist.

Yang Dazhuang raised his eyebrows, put his hand on Wei Hai's wrist, and Wei Hai led him to the imperial dining room.

When Yang Dazhuang sat down at a dining table several meters long, he was so surprised that his mouth grew up, and he saw that the long dining table was densely packed with various dishes.

Wei Hai put a set of silver tableware in front of Yang Dazhuang: "Your Majesty, you can eat." ”

Yang Dazhuang twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the kind old eunuch: "With so many dishes, how can I finish them?" It's too wasteful to do so much. ”

"You know, I am a good emperor who is diligent and loves the people, and under my control, there can be no phenomenon of 'Zhumen wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road'."

Wei Hai smiled: "Your Majesty, your meal is a first-class event, first of all, it is necessary for you to eat well, and more importantly, your safety." ”

"You are sitting on the throne of the Ninety-Five, I don't know how many people are staring at you, so we must take precautions against this entrance."

"You have a variety of dishes every day, and whether you eat them or not, it's a cover for those with bad intentions to be unsure of what you like to eat."

"So the variety of the emperor's dishes has slowly become a rule."

Yang Dazhuang didn't expect that it was quite troublesome to be an emperor, and there were so many rules for eating.

"Okay, okay, I'll make do with it first, anyway, I won't be the emperor for a few days." Yang Dazhuang said and prepared to pick up the dishes in front of him.

Wei Hai was still thinking about Yang Dazhuang's words, and when he saw him move his chopsticks, he immediately stepped forward to stop him: "Your Majesty, wait a minute." ”

Yang Dazhuang looked at him inexplicably.

"You can't do it yourself."

Yang Dazhuang took back his chopsticks: "How can I eat if I don't pick up vegetables, you feed me?" ”

Wei Hai patiently explained: "Before you eat, you have to ask the little eunuch next to you to try the dish for you, and you can eat it only when he eats it and proves that the dish is okay." ”

"Huh." Yang Dazhuang was happy

"Is that what I want to eat, I have to eat the rest of the little eunuch."

The little eunuch heard that Yang Dazhuang had buttoned such a big hat for himself, and he was so frightened that he immediately knelt on the ground.

Wei Hai explained good-naturedly: "Your Majesty, this is also for your safety, and this is also a rule that has been passed down from our ancestors. ”

"Where are there so many rules, and eating a meal doesn't make people stop." Yang Dazhuang threw the chopsticks on the table at once.

The eunuchs and palace maids next to them saw that the emperor was unhappy, and they all knelt down with their heads bowed.

Yang Dazhuang looked at the people kneeling on the ground and pouted: "All evil class society." ”

"Get up, don't kneel still, I, oh, I'm not used to it."

"Your Majesty."

Wei Hai bent over respectfully again: "Your Majesty, what do you want to eat, the old slave will give you vegetables." ”

Yang Dazhuang originally wanted to say casual, but he was afraid that the old eunuch would come up with some rules, so he casually pointed to the meatballs in front of him.

"That's it."

Wei Hai took out a thin silver needle from the delicate tray, and then carefully stretched it into the plate, and when Wei Hai tried it for a long time, seeing that the silver needle had not changed, he looked at the little eunuch next to him again.

Yang Dazhuang supported his chin with one hand, tilted his head and looked at the little eunuch, he wanted to ask: "Are those balls delicious?" Look at how fragrant you chew. ”

In the end, after a delay for a long time, the little eunuch did not die of poison.

Yang Dazhuang looked at the old eunuch weakly: "Can I eat?" ”

"You can eat it."

Yang Dazhuang picked up a meatball and threw it into his mouth to chew it angrily, as soon as he chewed it, he had the urge to scold his mother, and after grinding for a long time, the boiled meatballs became frozen meatballs.

"Your Majesty, what do you want to eat for the next dish?"

"Whatever."

"Your Majesty, the old slave doesn't dare to be your master."

"That's it." Yang Dazhuang weakly pointed to a dish in front of him.

"Your Majesty, you can't keep ordering the dishes in front of you, you have to jump."

Yang Dazhuang slammed his head on the table, and Wei Hai was taken aback: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" Quick, pass on to the imperial doctor. ”

"I'm fine, I'm holding on." Yang Dazhuang weakly waved his hand at the old eunuch who was suddenly in a hurry.

In the harem, Aya was dressed in a cumbersome queen's palace dress, and the phoenix hairpin on her head shook so that her neck couldn't stand up, and this outfit looked noble and enchanting with her exquisite makeup.

But at this time, Aya crossed her waist and glared at an old woman, the old woman didn't seem to be afraid of the beautiful queen in front of her, she stood in front of Aya with a straight face.

Aya looked at the indifferent old woman in front of her, and suddenly felt like a punch on the cotton, which filled her with a sense of powerlessness.

Aya sat back in her chair in a huff, picked up the tea on the table and poured it into her mouth as soon as she tilted her head.

Mama looked at Aya, who was rude, and frowned dissatisfiedly: "Queen Mother, the old slave told you when you first entered the palace. ”

"You are the mother of a country, your heart must be able to tolerate the sky, the earth, and the three thousand beauties of the harem, and you have the responsibility and obligation to help the emperor pass on the royal dragon vein."

"Now the old slave just asked you to choose some show girls for the emperor, and you are furious here, which is really detrimental to the demeanor of the mother of a country."

"Hehe, I ......"

"Queen Mother, please call yourself."

Aya weakly supported her forehead, so she had to change her words angrily: "This palace can tolerate the sky and the ground, but it can't tolerate this bullshit rule." ”

"Queen, be careful with your words." The old lady stared at Aya with a stern face.

Mama Jiang is an old man who has served three generations of queens, and the queen's etiquette is taught by her, and she does not allow the queen she teaches to misbehave and use vulgar language.

Aya pursed her lips disdainfully: "This palace doesn't have such a wide mind to choose women for its men, and it still chooses a bunch of them, in this palace's concept of love, it can only be a couple for a lifetime." ”

"Huh." Mama Jiang sneered.

"Queen Mother, do you really not understand your situation or are you pretending to be confused, you are no longer a little girl who has not been out of the cabinet, and your mind can't be full of love and love for those ethereal things."

"You are not marrying an ordinary person, that is the emperor today, you married into the royal family, then you have to serve the royal family wholeheartedly."

"Let's not talk about anything else, let's just say that this dragon heir, you have been married to the emperor for a year and a half, and the emperor spoils you alone every day, but your stomach has not moved at all."

"If you look at that concubine Huan again, she was only favored by the emperor once, and now she is two months pregnant, just from this point, you are already a dereliction of duty."

"Although your father is the prime minister, but the father of the concubine is also a general with great military exploits, if your stomach is no longer angry, and you are so narrow-minded and unreasonable."

"With all due respect, I'm afraid you won't be able to sit firmly as the queen."

Mama Jiang thought that she had made the relationship so clear, and Aya would have a sense of crisis.

Who knows that Aya doesn't care: "Heh, don't let me be, I'm not rare, what's so good about this queen, it's not allowed to do this, it's not allowed to do that, it's not appropriate." ”

"Queen Mother, you ......" Mama Jiang's iceberg face that has not changed for thousands of years has finally changed.

She stared at Aya with hatred, she didn't know what to say about her, why was she so unmotivated?

Aya saw that Mama Jiang's face had finally changed, and she came to Mama Jiang with a smile: "Mama Jiang, in fact, I am not uncommon to be a queen, do you know what my dream was at the beginning?" ”

Mama Jiang looked at Aya suspiciously, how many women in this world would not want to be the queen above the ten thousand people under this person, and how much glory it would be to be the queen of the world, she was not rare.

Aya winked at Mama Jiang with a wicked smile: "Actually, my dream is to be an Oiran, the kind of peerless Oiran that can attract thousands of empty alleys." ”

"What? You...... You ......" Mama Jiang pointed at Aya tremblingly, and suddenly felt a cramping pain in her heart.

"Poof." Mama Jiang took a few steps back and spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Ah......" The palace maid next to her saw that the queen actually made Mama Jiang so angry that she vomited blood, and she screamed in fright.

"Queen Mother, quickly pass on the imperial doctor."

"Huh? Oh, oh, pass on the Imperial Doctor, quickly pass the Imperial Doctor. Aya was also frightened, she didn't expect this stern grandmother to be so fragile, so she was so angry that she vomited blood.