Chapter 10 Reverse poisoned milk is the deadliest!
Although the video game industry in Xia has just started, it has been supported by policies because it is regarded as a major tool for cultural export, so its development is still quite impressive.
As the largest stand-alone game download platform in China, the Dianqu platform has a complete set of recommendation mechanisms and game listing and removal mechanisms, ensuring that fresh blood is continuously imported into this blue ocean market.
Take, for example, indie games.
All games submitted as independent game producers with a comprehensive production cost of less than 1 million will be classified into the independent game section after passing the system review.
Games that are classified into this zone will have the opportunity to enjoy a series of support policies prepared by the eFun platform for independent game producers.
For example, the feed recommendation on the main page of the platform.
This is almost the most exposed recommendation position on the entire platform, as long as the sales volume reaches 100 within 24 hours of being listed.
Usually, most of the works that can be on this recommendation are of good quality. Especially according to the urine nature of this world, where picture quality is king, even if there is no exquisite CG animation, at least there must be a few screenshots of the game that cheats money.
2048, however, is undoubtedly an outlier.
There is no picture at all, and in this information flow recommendation full of exquisite CG and screenshots, it is like a white lotus that comes out of the mud and is not stained.
Its graphics are negligibly rough, the gameplay is even simpler to the point of retardation, and even the final [Congratulations on Winning] is so sloppy.
Even though he has been in the game circle for many years, Zhang Xiang is also the first time to see such a perfunctory bad work actually appeared on the largest game platform in China-Dianqu's information flow recommendation.
"That's boring, isn't it?"
Looking at the pop-up leaderboard in front of him, he was stupid after wasting half an hour to clear the level, and even suspected that there was something wrong with his eyes.
That's it?
A garbage game that wants no picture and no picture.,To have no plot in the plot.,Even the operation is so simple that it only needs four keys up, down, left and right.,Not only is it recommended by the information flow of the electronic fun platform.,The number of downloaders is also rising slowly.。
As of the last time he saw it, more than 1,000 people had downloaded it.
And it's less than three hours before the game hits the shelves.
What's even more boring is that there are still people who have scored 131072 points.
“…… Even if the auditor of the electronic fun platform has a broken head, even the taste of the player has been lowered? ”
As soon as he thought that the epic masterpieces he and the audience had hit the street one by two, a nameless fire ignited in his heart.
What the hell is this!
No way!
In order to maintain the healthy development of the industry, he felt that it was necessary for him to complain fiercely in the live broadcast room.
Of course......
The main thing is to make sure that it's not your own taste that is wrong.
Seeing that the time for the broadcast was almost up, he pressed it on the keyboard, cut to the desktop, and opened the live broadcast tool.
As a well-known up in the live broadcast and game area of Station B, he is nicknamed Brother Xiang, and he is also an old-timer in the game review industry, but his reputation is not good.
Legend has it that there is no game where his milk does not die, so he is also ridiculed by players as the first poisonous milk in the game industry.
The biggest happiness of the audience in the live broadcast room every time is to watch him boast about a certain masterpiece that has not yet been launched, crazy and just right, and then die violently as expected.
Over time, whenever he pushes the game in the live broadcast room, there will be black fans who will jump out and laugh at him for being bad again.
At first, he resisted, arguing that he was generating electricity for love and had not received money, but he was unbearable by the miserable developer, and sent an "insider" to break the news and complain, saying that Brother Xiang didn't do anything with money, and he didn't do serious promotion at all, and attached a screenshot of the bank flow of "playing money", and later it was also a hot search.
Later, there were more and more people who followed the trend, and when he saw that no matter how much he struggled, it was useless, so he simply stopped resisting.
After all, traffic is money.
Where there is traffic, there is food.
It is true that at the beginning, the developer was still willing to give money, after all, the traffic was there.
But then slowly, no one looked for him.
Although metaphysics is not credible, it is accurate!
No one wants their game to be buffed with a lump of poison milk as soon as it goes online. What's more, some black fans are too strong in combat, and this guy will smear whichever game he pushes, which makes the comment area a miasma.
In this way, popularity has become a burden to Brother Xiang.
If you can't take off this hat on your head, it means that you can't pay the rent if you don't have bad money.
Zhang Xiang, who has a fan and can't realize it, doesn't want to take off the hat on his head all the time, but because his mouth is too poisonous, no game can resist his poisonous milk.
Until one day, he finally waited for the opportunity he had always dreamed of.
An epic masterpiece that has been publicized for a whole year, costed hundreds of millions, and is rumored to be a standing ovation at the press conference by the CEO of the semi-finished demo, has launched a trial version under the eagerness of everyone.
Holding the demo version of the CD, Zhang Xiang gambled on the second half of his career, and only made the most ruthless and vicious oath he had ever made in his life for the love of power.
"I'm blowing it up!"
"If this awesome explosion masterpiece can hit the street, I, Zhang Xiang, will eat two catties of on the spot!"
The results are obvious.
Eighty percent of that epic masterpiece was spent on the demo version and PPT, and it died on the spot on the day it was put on the shelves.
And Zhang Xiang, who generates electricity for love, not only received a lawyer's letter from the developer, but also owes the audience two catties of.
Until now, there have been viewers who have repeatedly collected debts in his live broadcast room, and later simply used Xiang to refer to the, reminding him not to forget to pay back the two catties of Ollie owed.
This wave of operations is simply a bloody loss.
It was also from that time that he gritted his teeth and endured humiliation, always seeking opportunities for transformation, and made up his mind that he would never be a game promoter in the future, but changed his career to do game complaints.
In the future, if any developer doesn't give him money, he will spray at the developer's new work.
How can licking people be cool!
If you can't collect the promotion fee, you will change your mind and collect your protection fee!
Today, let's take this garbage first!
"Good afternoon, audience guys, I'm your brother Xiang, I'm a little late to go online today, because I was delayed by a garbage game."
[Brother Xiang is on the air! ] Xiang fans have ordered their meal! 】
[Brother Xiang, should I pay back the two catties I owe? 】
[I'll translate it for you, Brother Xiang means to say, you Brother Xiang is going to have a bad money today, and you wasted a little time when you want to lick it, so bear with me. 】
[Must be included!] As long as the anchor pays back the owed first. 】
[Brothers! Put the bad money on the public screen! 】
Looking at the barrage on the screen, Zhang Xiang's brows twitched fiercely.
However, the audience is God, and the audience is his father, and he still understands this simple and easy-to-understand truth, so he didn't have a seizure, but continued to preach patiently.
"If you think that I have taken on some kind of job here, then you really look down on your Brother Xiang, your Brother Xiang is here to preside over justice today!"
"The current game industry is really getting worse, and any garbage can be on the recommended list of information flow, squeezing the living space of those real boutiques. Without further ado, I'll show you what it means to be bored. ”
As he spoke, he logged in to the electronic fun platform and opened the 2048 he had just played.
"The gameplay of this game is very simple, that is, add two identical adjacent numbers with up, down, left, and right to make up the number 2048."
"And after you spend half an hour clearing the level, you will find out that this cheating game has just begun, and as long as you are bored enough, this number can be increased all the time."
"Now the independent game area of the electronic fun platform has degenerated, and I used to occasionally find two masterpieces, but now it's really all rubbish, and I played for half an hour before I found that there was no way to get a refund. Although it's not a lot of money, it really disgusts your brother Xiang. ”
"Don't play it, this game won't give you any pleasure except for wasting half an hour of your life."
complained freely, Zhang Xiang only felt like tui came out with a mouthful of old phlegm that had accumulated for two years, and his heart was indescribably happy.
However, when he looked at the barrage, the whole person was stunned.
【emmmm…… Why is it boring, isn't it okay? 】
[yes, I think it's quite interesting.] 】
[Although the gameplay is very simple, but the happiness is not discounted, I'll try it next time.] 】
[Let's go, I'll go too.] 】
it?
Zhang Xiang's eyes widened.
Are these people brainless?
Where is the joy of this broken game?
Then, an even more excessive barrage appeared.
[I'm afraid that this Zhang Xiang took on some kind of bad money work, and began to discredit the black newcomer production team. 】
[Brothers, if you put protection in the game comment area, you can't let the underworld forces succeed! ] 】
[Buy 10 copies first, to show his rejection of Lao Xiang! ] Phew! It's just a money! Also preside over justice! 】
Looking at the rows of barrage on the screen, Zhang Xiang almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.
Gan!
When Lao Tzu pushed the game, he said that I was just bad money, and the spray game also said that I was bad money, which TM is too much!
However, no matter how wronged Zhang Xiang was, it would not help.
Rhythm is this thing, that's it, you and I have been brought up by the barrage, and his room management has always been indifferent, not to mention that it is useless at this time.
Without paying attention, the number of downloads of the game jumped up by another thousand, and the whole thing was flipped.
This full-screen spit is simply a ruthless humiliation of his professionalism!
Zhang Xiang felt that he was about to cry, and in his emotion, he slapped his thigh with his right hand.
"I beg you not to buy it! Isn't it distressing to buy this garbage game? ”
[Hahaha, Lao Tzu is going to buy it, it's not a lot of money, and it's a good time! ] 】
[Yes, yes, when did you return the two catties of you owe us! ] 】
[That is, support a dollar for a producer with a dream!] 】
Looking at the barrage full of the screen and his disobedience, Zhang Xiang was angry after all, and yelled at the screen incompetently and angrily.
"Eat, you guys!"
As soon as he finished shouting, he regretted it.
However, before he could regret it, the screen went black in the live broadcast room.
Immediately after, the reminder of the supertube popped up.
[Please pay attention to the quality of the anchor and don't insult the audience.] 】
Blocking period –
72 hours!
Looking at the reminder of the super tube and the "happy heart" and "justice from heaven" on the full screen of barrage......
Zhang Xiang was stupid.