Chapter 253: Tang Wen's residence
Holding the cat lamp in your arms is like embracing the universe.
Jiang Han rubbed the cat lamp and followed Tang Wen into the cave room.
A large and comfortable house has been built in it.
A huge blister cave bed is placed in the corner, this bed is an evolved version of the cave bed, a fusion of a waterbed and a cave bed! Inside, there are mattresses that sway around as if floating in water, and an interior that simulates the galaxy, and a pumpkin lantern that absorbs heat and a snowman lantern that can be used as an air conditioner!
The price of a bed is close to 60,000 yuan!
At 60,000 yuan in this era, this is simply an act of luxury even more than buying the best broom.
But it's still the same sentence.
Compared with the Chinese people in the previous life, the biggest difference between the Demolition Witch of this world is that she is very willing to spend money. If they can make themselves happy, then it is normal to spend as much as they want, but they will never borrow money to buy enjoyment items, only borrow money to buy high-priced equipment that they need to use.
But......
They do not refuse to enjoy it if their financial situation allows.
Obviously, Miss Tang Wen is also a little rich woman with a small deposit, and she is still generous in this aspect of sleeping.
Jiang Han also bought a few cave beds for his friends, but they were all relatively cheap handmade versions of Caroline.
Next to the bed, there is a square box of about three square meters, the exterior is thick and brightly colored sea dragon wood, the inside is covered with a thick dragon skin blanket, four frames have a spout for spraying massage water, and the top is a shower that simulates the fall of rain.
Just by seeing these two things, Jiang Han could imagine Miss Tang Wen's life in the early hours of the morning.
I must first lie on my stomach in the bath box, soak comfortably for more than an hour, and then feel soft, soft as if it is shining into the cave bed, and then like drifting, comfortably fall asleep.
There will be absolutely no pressure.
There will also be no headache after waking up.
"Whew, I can't see you're enjoying it so much." Jiang Han said a little lemon-eating.
Tang Wen smiled, crossed her waist, and said with a smile:
"Be kind to yourself, as the saying goes, if you don't make money to live more comfortably, then why make money?"
The typical consumerist's idea! If it weren't for the fact that every witch was in a hurry and there were many ways to make money, I'm afraid the world wouldn't be so peaceful...... Hmm, or rather, if the witch trap doesn't go to the other world to gather wool at a fixed time, I'm afraid it won't be able to support so many witches...... Through a certain period of research, Jiang Han roughly discovered the characteristics of the witch class.
The witch class is similar to the middle class in the Victorian era, and close to the ancient Chinese scholar class, both of which have one thing in common, that is, they enjoy the benefits brought by the country's strength, and enjoy the treatment of the state.
But one tends inward, the other outward.
As a result, both eventually became a huge burden on the state, and even became the cause of death for the tail.
But witches, as a race that is very good at gathering wool, can feed a large number of witches.
Using the predictions of the world's most rigorous and mathematically skilled witch pessimist, it is:
"The solar system can only accommodate a maximum of 672 trillion witch populations, and any more will have to go out of the house."
Anyway, Jiang Han wasn't too pessimistic when he heard the news, but he felt that the alien race was pessimistic and wanted to commit suicide when he heard it.
Well, by the way, Anjie is quite pessimistic...... So Anjie is working on cheap, air-island technology that can float in outer space.
"Do you want to drink bamboo wine?" Tang Wen asked.
"Do you have this?" Jiang Han was a little surprised, because Tang Wen really didn't look like she could buy wine.
Tang Wen staggered to the huge TV, where a small Xiaoice box was placed.
She opened the refrigerator and turned sideways for Jiang Han to take a look, and inside was a small artificial storage space, storing about six or seven hundred sections of bamboo tube wine:
"I'm very sensitive, and sometimes it's hard to fall asleep, even though it's hard to wake up after falling asleep...... Ha ha! But I have a unique secret recipe, this ......"
Tang Wen quickly grabbed out two pieces of bamboo tube wine, turned around, closed the door of the refrigerator with her slender and flexible feet, jumped next to Jiang Han, and handed over one of the bamboo tubes:
"After two drinks, take a shower, rinse your mouth with two more drinks, close your eyes and fall asleep soon."
Hey, I can't see that the husky also drinks...... Jiang Han threw away the cat lamp, took the bamboo tube wine, bent down, kicked off the short boots he wore when walking outside, moved the sweaty soles of his feet, raised his head and smiled:
"Well, this wine is not easy to get drunk, and it is very suitable for those of us who don't drink much."
"yes, it tastes a bit like sugar cane juice." Tang Wen pulled over the large low sofa, the kind of comfortable sofa chair that was almost like a carpet.
After Jiang Han sat up, he saw Tang Wen also kick off her shoes and jumped up all of a sudden.
Boom!
Jiang Han was shaken up and fell into the sofa.
After landing on the ground, she looked surprised, and pinched Tang Wen's waist with her little paws unruly.
"Hey, it's itchy...... What are you doing? Tang Wen shook her body, her hair messing together.
Jiang Han rubbed it again, felt the tight feel in his hand, and said curiously:
"Tang Bao, how much do you weigh?"
"A hundred, more than a hundred, right?" Tang Wen was a little unsure.
Can't tell!
Jiang Han was a little surprised, after all, in terms of appearance, although Tang Wen is a relatively normal witch height, but because she is very homely and husky, she doesn't look too tall, and the whole person looks quite small.
Curious, Jiang Han stretched out his claws of sin and teased the other party's clothes.
"Huh!" She exclaimed, seeing an unexpected picture.
Vest line!
Tang Wen, who is either playing games or games every day, even the audience of wine sellers is a witch who 'I want to play games with the witch of the abandoned house', and she actually has a vest line!
"Hey." Tang Wen straightened up with pride.
It can't be fake, right? The jealousy in Jiang Han's brain was at work.
She lowered her head and glanced at her little paws, and a phrase came to her mind, 'Fake things will break when you poke them'!
So, she found an angle, and her paws gathered and spread out, and the five paws of curiosity pressed down together.
"Whew!"
Really...... Looking at Miss Tang Wen rolling on the sofa with her stomach covered, Jiang Han sighed regretfully.
Before she could finish sighing, Tang Wen turned her head, her eyes were full of tears, and she gritted her teeth:
"You're looking for death!"
Tang Wen raised her hand with one hand and lit up her claws.
Jiang Han thought for a moment, stretched his hands forward, the backs of his hands facing up, and flashed his paws.
"Huh?" Tang Wen noticed that something was wrong, so she took a closer look, "You, why are your nails so long?" ”
Envy, right? This is a Kraken trait...... Jiang Han showed a sweet smile:
"We Sirens can do that."
The membrane of flesh under the tips of her claws shrank towards her fingertips, and the long nails slowly retracted, finally turning into very soft fingertips, which were just half a centimeter above the tips of her fingertips.
The Kraken uses an ice gun when fishing, and will use the magic bullet that comes with it, but it will also use its fingers and claws to disembowel the fish, and it can take almost half a second to remove all the internal organs of a salmon.
This trait of the Siren Witch has been weakened, after all, modern Siren Witches do not use their fingers and claws to attack, but even if this aspect is weakened, they still retain the characteristic that they can poke out their claws from the [meat pad] like cats when they become adults.
Not so sharp at best!
Not so sharp at best!
But it still hurts to poke and catch people!
After Jiang Han finished the demonstration, he glanced at Tang Wen.
Miss Tang Wen, as a pure [mortal witch], raised her hand silently, and looked at the nails she had trimmed for the convenience of playing games, and they were smooth.
It's not good, it's definitely not good.
It is absolutely stupid to use this kind of mortal little claw to compete with this innate cat claw race for witch claw skills!
"Damn." Tang Wen let go of her claws, grabbed Jiang Han's face with both hands and rubbed it in retaliation.
It's a pity that Jiang Han's face has been kneaded and evolved!
I don't feel uncomfortable at all, but I have a pleasant feeling like being petted by a cat.