"......"

The noisy and cheerful two-person TV set can be regarded as turned off.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

I put my hands behind my back, looked out the window, grinned from the bottom of my heart, and bowed my head and murmured, "Let the storm come harder!"

About twenty minutes passed in the middle, and Fang Fatzi finally ran up with a plastic bag of boxed lunches and hugged him: "Brother Yi!" I am back! ”

"Where's the rice?" I asked, turning my head.

Fang Fatzi put the material for the boxed lunch on the coffee table, and then took out the boxes and placed them in a neat and orderly manner: "Brother Yi!" There are three boxes of rice, one box of braised pork, one box of three fresh meats, and one box of pork segments. ”

"I also asked for two cloves of garlic."

Fang Fatzi took out two unpeeled odds from his trouser pocket, and said with a look of praise: "Are you hungry?" Eat it! Just leave me two mouthfuls of leftovers, I'm not too hungry anyway. ”

"Alas!"

I sighed helplessly, ignored him, walked straight to the coffee table, lifted the lid of the lunch box, and sniffed the food twice, it tasted good.

"Take two steps back, don't stand in the way." I said to the fat man as I walked to the instant noodle bucket.

Fang Fatzi consciously took a big step back, and stopped squeaking.

"It's time to see if it's successful!"

I pumped myself up and kicked the bucket of instant noodles.

The contents of the instant noodle bucket were gone, replaced by a pile of tiny grayish-white particles, resembling sand.

This is the ability to quit killing incense, quitting killing incense in my hands, with "Praise Xiang", it has the effect of burning resentment and condensing resentment into a clump of sand.

Obviously, my approach has been quite successful, and the hanging house has become a scattered sand. But dealing with the sand will be very troublesome, because you can't throw it around, and if you throw it, you may have to cause some trouble, after all, this sand is made up of most of the resentment of the house, and the average person can't afford it.

So I used the incense of abstaining from alcohol to "guide the way", and the smell of wine wafting in the house can entertain the gods on the wine and fool the ghosts. The purpose of this tonight is to attract ghosts to come over and help, and by the way, do another ghost thing of killing chickens and eggs.

If I was the same as before, unless I was idle enough to smoke eggs, I would never have played this self-defeating practice.

But today is different, I have a system to add body, and letting the ghost eat these resentful sand is the best way I can think of, without wasting other strength.

I squatted on the ground, gathered the sand with both hands, held a handful first, and then got up and sprinkled the sand evenly in the meal.

handful after handful, until there is a bottom left.

I just stopped carrying empty, put my head on the ground, and blew the sand away in one breath, leaving a few resentful sands that could not make a big mess, but could nourish the magnetic field in the house, and had the effect of shocking the lonely soul and wild ghost, even if it was a guardian formation.

"Brother Yi...... What the hell are you going to do?! ”

At this moment, Fang Fatzi was completely panicked, and he could see with the naked eye that there were more than a dozen "people" hanging outside the window.

Some of these "people" wore black shrouds, some wore ancient tattered robes, some wore modern blue and white sportswear, and Leng Buding had two women wearing floral long skirts.

These "people" had numb expressions and longing eyes, as if refugees who had experienced famine had eaten even the bark of trees, and saw a table of big fish and meat and fine dishes. The dark blue cheeks, the prominent cheekbones, and the lifeless expression could not lift a little spirit, hanging out of the window and swaying in the wind, swaying, as if expecting something, as if afraid of something, and refusing to fly in through the window.

"Don't do anything, I want to have some fun."

While my heart is calmer, I am also a little disappointed, according to common sense, if I use the alcohol abstinence incense in "Praise Xiang" to "guide the way", at least I can attract lonely souls and wild ghosts within a radius of five miles. There were only a dozen ghosts, and it didn't reach the scene described in the book at all.

Speaking of which, my Taoism is too weak, and I haven't even attracted a decent ghost.

It's so TM sad!

I shook my head and sighed, "You take two more steps back, don't hurt you for a while."

"Alas!" Fang Fatzi stepped back obediently, and began to think in his heart, why is the current Brother Yi different from the previous Brother Yi?

I found the incense, lit it, and inserted it into the braised pork in the middle: "Everyone, I don't mean anything else today, I just want to invite you to a meal, this meal is non-toxic, you can eat it with confidence."

After speaking, I stood aside and watched the development of events in silence.

The greatest use of the incense is to soothe the ghost's fragile and fragile mind, and to make the ghost forget the vanity for a short time.

The vast majority of ghosts have to be blown by the yin wind every day, rainy, panicked, basically unable to distinguish between friend and foe, born of spirituality, and uneven, IQ is generally not high, a miserable batch.

Similarly, this kind of ghost is what the old people often call "lonely ghosts", which is the "African refugee" in the ghost category.

Under the guidance of the incense, the lonely ghosts lined up quietly and flew into the house in batches through a window.

Forming a circle around the coffee table, looking down and probing his brain like an addict, he sucked the essence of the meal and the resentful sand with his nose.

Of course, the ghost can't eat the real thing, he can only smell it, absorb some essence, if one day the food in the house suddenly tasteless, maybe it is the passing ghost, the bold and reckless to absorb all the essence of the food, the soles of the feet are oiled, and the slip is good.

The resentful sand is essentially the essence of the fangliangsha, so for the lonely soul and wild ghosts, it is a rare tonic, and it can be easily sucked.

The smell of wine in the house decreased, and the few remaining grievances began to evaporate quickly as if they had encountered the midday sun, and disappeared in less than three seconds.

When the incense is burned by less than 1 centimeter, the absorption of the coffee table and meals will not be far from ten, and the resentment and sand will not be left.

There were a few lonely souls and wild ghosts who were relatively deep, and their eyes were full of spiritual light at this moment, as if they were aware of a special memory point, but the clumsy ghost brain still couldn't turn around, so they gave up their cranky thoughts and fought for the rest of the food.

I smiled unkindly, and without any scruples, I still rushed to see the lively Fang Fat Man and shouted: "Fatty! You close your eyes, and you have to pretend you didn't see or hear what happened next. ”

"Okay, Brother Yi!"

Fang Fatzi obediently withdrew his body and closed the door tightly.

"What...... Person? ”

The quickest ghost heard my voice, stopped sucking instantly, and looked up at me with blood-red wise triangular eyes.

"Nobody."

I put my left index finger on my temple, smiled wickedly, and said word by word: "You! Guys! Be! Ghost! Is it?!"

"Ghosts?"

The witty ghost's eyes were more or less confused, and he affirmed his identity, as if he was kind enough to persuade him: "Yes! We're ghosts, you humans, stay away from us at last!"

"It's not a coincidence!"

I frantically lowered my head and laughed: "Hahaha...... I wouldn't be able to live without you! ”

"What are you going to do?"

The witty ghost was startled by my laughter.

"Nothing."

I stopped laughing, double-tapped my index finger on my temple, and couldn't say anything to myself: "I want to live, so I need fear points...... So I'm going to be sorry for you! ”

The Ghost King's mask flicked his fingers and covered my face.

I raised my head and closed my eyes, my hands held high, enjoying a rare and pleasant moment.

"Hell!"

The witty ghost howled and cried, and a fierce man flew through the window and ran away.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host for scaring ordinary wild ghosts, fear +58!"

I moved my muscles and bones in a big way, walked slowly to the coffee table, and asked arrogantly to the ghosts who didn't listen to anything outside the window and only ate food, "You guys...... Look at me...... Isn't it more like a ghost than you?!"

"Hell!"

"There's a ghost here!"

"Help!"

"it!"

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