33. Strange costumes

I changed my clothes and walked out, and the woman looked at me and nodded with satisfaction.

She looked at me, her eyes were red, and she couldn't help but cry silently.

I don't know why she suddenly cried, maybe she was thinking about things.

I looked at myself again in the little mirror, and I was red, uh...... It's actually quite handsome.

Although this is a shroud, it feels like the wedding dress of the groom and the groom in ancient times, and it is a strange feeling composed of strange and supernatural celebrations. I tentatively asked her, "How's it going?" ”

She nodded with great satisfaction and said, "Yes, very good, thank you." Tell me my name, okay? ”

I suddenly wondered if she was a little insane. Why did you suddenly ask for my name? But my name is not a secret that cannot be said, and I said cheerfully: "In the next word, there are many, many, many." ”

"Many, well, many." The woman nodded with satisfaction again, and when I saw that she was finally satisfied, she said, "Then I'll go in and replace it for you?" ”

She looked at the time, and it was exactly twelve o'clock. She didn't speak, turned around and walked out, I hurriedly chased after her, and asked, "Auntie, what do you mean by this?" ”

She didn't look back, pulled the door and sat in the back seat of her luxury car, and the driver immediately started the engine. The woman rolled down the window and said to me, "Thank you, many." ”

"Thank me?" I froze on the side of the road, and the car faded out of sight.

I heard the footsteps of two people rushing out behind me, and when I looked back, it was Ryoma and Lao Zhang. They both looked at me like fools. Lao Zhang reached out and touched my forehead again, and said, "Boss Xu, your brain is burned out?" Why are you wearing a shroud? ”

Seeing this, Beryoma frowned and said, "Disciple, what happened just now?" ”

I waved my hand indifferently and said, "It seems a little abnormal, but it shouldn't be a big deal, come in, I'll talk to you." ”

So we closed the door of Sister Sun's shroud shop and went to the back room of Beryoma, and I told them the whole thing in detail. After speaking, I said with a little contempt: "Master, you should have misjudged the situation again, the other party is not here to blackmail money at all, but to send money." I casually said that I slipped my mouth, and simply took the money and gold utensils out of my pocket, and said, "No, in addition to the gold ring, gold bracelet and gold necklace, they also gave me 10,000 yuan, no, to be exact, 10,000 and one pieces." ”

"~" Lao Zhang snatched the gold utensils I took out, and his eyes were full of greed for money. He thought about it, suddenly realized, and said, "Boss Xu, will I judge you next time?" ”

I said, "What ivory can you spit out of your dog's mouth, and if you have a fart, let it go." ”

Lao Zhang didn't care about my ridicule, and leaned over and said awkwardly: "You are right to listen to me about this!" I think eighty percent of the rich women have taken a fancy to you, and this is to support you. The next time you see that rich woman, you can do my brother a favor if you are troublesome, you must tell her: Auntie, I don't want to work hard! ”

Saying that, Lao Zhang began to indulge in the joy of waiting to be taken care of by a rich woman, and immediately wanted to make a selfie and send it to me, so that I could use the photo to help him recommend it first.

Beryoma, who had been gloomy all the time, suddenly stomped his foot violently, pointed at me and said, "Say, how much money did she give you?" ”

"Ten thousand and one ......" I thought he was going to divide the money with me, and made a gesture to collect the money, and I said, "This is the income of my labor, not the payment for the goods, but the tip she gave me." Do you think it's easy to earn? This shroud is so easy to wear...... Okay, you have a share, so I'll invite you to have a supper later. ”

"You think she's tipping you?" Beryoma pointed to the gold artifacts that added up to half a pound and said, "Do you think you can be worth these in a few words?" Are you so stupid that you don't know how to think about the worst? ”

Lao Zhang said: "Don't be a dragon, the bad place has been thought of by you, and it has been proven wrong." ”

"A little polite to my uncle!" Don't give Lao Zhang a chestnut.

Lao Zhang was beaten by him, covered his head in pain, and said, "Uncle, what do you want to say." ”

"As the saying goes, 'pie doesn't fall from the sky', the old man will first suspect that these things are stolen goods from unknown sources, and there will definitely be trouble in the future, such as robbery, or the money laundering methods of criminals......" He turned his words, faced me, and said after a moment's silence: "Since the total amount of cash given to you by the other party is ten thousand and one, then in fact, this brings another assumption." ”

"What assumptions......

I felt an irresistible sleepiness that suddenly came at me unsuspectingly.

My eyelids were getting more and more groggy, and as for what Bei Ryoma and Lao Zhang continued to say, I couldn't hear it at all, and all of a sudden, I fell asleep!

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When I opened my eyes again, it was pitch black, and I was awakened by the sound of music.

In the light of the red lantern, I found myself on a tall horse, just napping on its back.

On either side of me were the playing musicians. It's all folk music such as suona and reeds, which is really unusual. I couldn't help but look around, we turned out to be a long line, I and a red sedan chair not far behind me is the core of the whole team, around us, before and after the music of signs, lanterns, bouquets, cannons, burdens, all kinds of people hugging us to lead us forward.

I really can't remember it...... How did I get here?

Is this a set? Am I acting?

Did I cross over or did I dream?

I whispered to a suona next to me and asked, "Big brother, what are we doing here?" ”

The man wore a high hat and didn't raise his head, and continued to play the suona with a self-conscious whimper. I asked the person on the other side, and they ignored me completely, as if they couldn't hear me.

I rubbed my eyes, and looked at the signs held by the few people who walked in front, and I vaguely saw that on the pairs of signs, those signs had a big red word [囍] written on one side, and on the other side there were dragon flying, phoenix dance, hundred years, good harmony and the like, seven or eight signs, leading the team to walk on the narrow road of this dark barren mountains and mountains.

I can't believe my situation, this is a team to get married!? Now it's up to me to ride the only tall horse. Am I the groom??

I panicked and tried to get off the horse, but I found that I couldn't control my body at all, and I couldn't move on my legs. I wanted to shout, but I didn't know if I couldn't make a sound, or if the people around me couldn't hear me at all. I glanced back at the sedan chair behind me.

If I am a groom on horseback, then who is the bride sitting in a sedan chair?

At this moment, I was already in a cold sweat, and countless questions lingered in my mind: Where the hell is this? How did I get here? Why can't I control my limbs? Why does it look like I'm the groom? Where is this strange welcoming procession going to take me?

Although the scene is festive, I always feel that there is something strange everywhere......

It's like a dream that can't wake up on your own.