Chapter 159: Behind the Scenes
Accidents will always be secretly poked at you in situations that you can't predict.
The witch, a race that rationally and habitually arranges all plans, naturally hates accidents, but accidents are not prevented, and they can be 100% sure that they will not happen, in the words of the bar spirit, even if there is a 0000001 chance of an accident, it cannot be called foolproof Therefore, it can be concluded that the bar spirit generally has a low level of education, or has not graduated from high school.
Jiang Han's crew had an accident during the rehearsal the next day, and an English supporting actor turned into a British corporal who returned to China to join the army, although the crew got about 5,000 yuan in liquidated damages, but this suddenly disrupted the arrangement of the entire crew.
In an instant, chickens and dogs jumped, and they hurriedly crossed out the image of the supporting role on the promotional poster, and ran to ask grandpa to ask grandma to ask the Squirrel Club's entrusted approval bureau to find another extra.
The overall structure of the Squirrel Committee is roughly divided into three departments.
Entrusting the Examination and Approval Bureau, the Repertoire Publicity and Development Bureau, and the final BSS Personnel Management Bureau, the first two are easier to talk to, and the latter one is a ruthless character who dares to steal people from Angelet's night watch! Some witches are not only beautiful, but also beautiful and excellent, and the witches who are willing to work part-time in the opera and entertainment industry do not have a fixed idol career, and these witches will be targeted by the great witch or the top witch and squirrel committee, and after a series of competitions, the squirrel committee will generally be the winner.
Moreover, personnel management, which can mean that the personnel management bureau has the responsibility of transferring, transferring, and arranging the stage time of entertainers, including coordination, and the power is so great that even the other two departments can only rely on it.
At this time, the entrustment approval bureau requested by Jiang Han's crew is responsible for reviewing the entrustment, approving the entrustment, and matching the entrustment to send the work requirements to the front desk.
Generally speaking, the witch's weekends are not working, so at this point in time on Sunday, the crew is also easy to talk about, so the Entrusted Examination and Approval Bureau reluctantly sent an unlucky witch to work overtime, carried the machine to the stage scene, and helped them contact the entrusted witch to come over for an interview on the spot.
"What do you think of this girl? Is it cute? Cute, right? ”
Jiang Han sat with the orchestra conductor Sun Xuelian, this witch was a little crazy, and under the serious appearance was a debauched and prodigal heart.
"Haha, it's cute." Jiang Han replied with a smirk.
The current interview is a cat lady witch, and like the fox witch, their ears and tail are headphones and tail machines that can be taken off, and it is not difficult to pretend to be an ordinary witch. And cat witches are more delicate, and the average height of the hundred types of witches is only recorded in the catalog, which is only 150 to 160, and the highest is only 165, this kind of number, Jiang Han's heart hurts even more after reading it.
And some kind of witch with an average height of 120 to 135 is not in the country.
Alas, ladies, all the encounters in the world are reunions after a long absence, Jiang Han looked at the cat lady, and I have to say that the witches entrusted by the squirrel committee are all good-looking, and she is a beautiful girl with a palm-sized face, big eyes, and a little frivolity and mystery.
However, the screenwriter and director were hard-hearted and refused, and let the next person who took the commission come in for an interview.
The next one is a Kraken witch, don't get me wrong, not the Kraken of the Great Witch, but the Kraken of the Sea Monster, although they are all about the same. However, the Kraken are relatively rare, and the skin of this witch who is born with hair that can be used as tentacles has a transparent feeling, a pearl-like feeling.
It's a little smooth and beautiful, but it's dry and enchanting.
They have elven ears but are covered with an iron-like carapace, and can control their ears to fit down and fit human ears, obscured by long hair.
The appearance is a little more European, but this rare and powerful hybrid type of witch also has big eyes and a face like a fox spirit that conforms to the aesthetics of the Oriental.
Although the name of the Great Witch Kraken is Kraken, she is not a sea monster race, but a sea monster race.
However, no one can mistake her for being of the Kraken race, because the Kraken are a plump race with average milk volume, and even a few exceptions don't look like steel plates.
This sea monster witch is beautiful, of medium height, and has an extremely good figure. Let Miss Sun Xuelian, who was beside Jiang Han, expose her wolf nature:
"The most beautiful woman I've ever seen is Mei Ying, but the one who wants to spend the night in Wushan with the most must be this one, what's the name? All in all this Miss Kraken is great, very good. ”
Scum.
Jiang Han pursed his mouth and asked hintly:
"Comrade Commander, I heard others say, you have a wife?"
"Uh-huh, I have." Sun Xuelian pinched her bow tie and looked at Jiang Han with doubtful eyes, "But why are you asking this?" ”
Jiang Han felt a little difficult to breathe, and after a while, she asked euphemistically, "Then do you love your wife?"
Sun Xuelian frowned now, and became serious with that pretty face, as well as a suit and shirt, a bit like a beautiful female lawyer or female prosecutor in her previous life. After thinking about it seriously, she replied seriously:
"I love her, if a person doesn't love her family, then how can she love the world?"
Because her expression was too serious, Jiang Han wondered if she had misunderstood the other party, she was silent for a while, and wondered:
"But you"
Seeing her expression, Sun Xuelian remembered something, smiled and said:
"Cute my wife, and I love other women."
The witches are all scumbags Jiang Han looked at her with wide eyes, shook her head slightly, and looked at the stage.
Jiang Han's concept of love has a gap with the witch, she firmly believes that she will fall in love with a unique one, and use everything to tolerate her and everything about her.
She believes that she will start from the beginning, and she believes that she will be in the company of a witch who loves her.
They will go fishing together on the beach, run together in a park full of autumn leaves, eat all kinds of food together, watch romantic comedies together at the Red Theater and watch TV together on weekends.
Together, daughter.
The leap of thinking is indeed fast and wonderful, one second Jiang Han was still looking at the sea monster witch and felt that the other party was good-looking, and the next second he even thought about what his daughter's name should be.
"I said, you shouldn't be the kind of stupid woman who thinks that her lover will be like you, right?" The bandmaster's hand held her face and looked sideways at her.
Jiang Han didn't look at her either, his eyes stayed on the stage:
"I'm the kind of stupid woman who likes someone and likes her completely."
"The kind of stupid little woman who would believe a promise made by a witch when she asks for pleasure?" The conductor looked at the stage as she did.
Jiang Han subconsciously bit his lower lip and mumbled:
"I'm sure I'll meet someone who is serious about making promises to me."
"Then you're so confident." Sun Xuelian put her hands on her knees, "I kind of understand why Mei Ying is closer to you, you don't look like a witch, you are a bit like a lander, my miss, my close Davarishi." ”
Jiang Han, a lander, opened his mouth and just wanted to defend himself, when he saw Sun Xuelian waving his hand.
The orchestra conductor laughed:
"There will also be things, the land people seem to have this kind of thinking like you, the next time I want to play the role of the land people, I will ask you through the squirrel committee, your name is Jiang Han, right?"
Jiang Han nodded:
"Well, yes."
Immediately, she asked curiously:
"The role of the landman?"
"Yes, there will be lander girl characters in many plays, and I think you should be able to play those roles well" The band conductor took a sip of his ability drink, looked at the special effects artist, and said suspiciously: "Speaking of which, Comrade Xiao Zhao's magic is a lot more abundant today."
Jiang Han diverted the topic:
"As a band leader, are you also responsible for selecting the repertoire?"
Because she didn't care very much, Sun Xuelian was suddenly diverted:
"Yes, I have to help with the arrangement of music and the script occasionally, and the behind-the-scenes of a play is very troublesome. There are also things like coordinating payroll, and in general, it's very busy. ”5