Chapter 224: Stir-fried lizards
Xu Lang touched his trouser pocket, he didn't bring a key, he didn't bring a wallet, just a mobile phone, and a ball of discarded tissues. I should have wiped my hands when I went to the toilet before, and I put it in my pocket.
In order to continue loading, he put the paper towel in the cup, and asked with a slightly wooden expression, "Is there boiling water?" ”
Gu Qingyou looked at Xu Lang and didn't understand what he wanted to do, but he still stepped aside and brought the boiling water.
Xu Lang took the boiling water and poured it into the cup, and soon the paper towel melted and became a ball of paper paste.
"What is this?" Gu Qingyou picked it up and looked at it, and sniffed it again.
"What I drank in the morning, that's it, one cup down, a hundred times more energetic, two cups, good health, three cups, peach blossoms." Xu Lang was playing, his mind relaxed, and he also had a solo cross talk.
Gu Qingyou picked up the teacup and licked it with his tongue, feeling a little disgusting, so he leaned in front of the big lizard and said, "Xiaobao, taste it and see if there is anything strange." ”
Hiss...... Hiss......
The big lizard keeps sticking out its tongue, it is an animal, and its sense of smell is more sensitive to taste than humans, and it has long been aware of the problem with this cup of tea, and constantly expresses that it does not want to drink this cup of tea.
"Good, Xiaobao, this will definitely not hurt you, I still have this certainty." Gu Qingyou coaxed the big lizard like a child.
Xu Lang watched from the side, feeling extremely surprised, ordinary girls like cats and dogs Little White Rabbit, this woman is amazing, and she raises lizards as little white rabbits.
Hiss...... Hiss......
The big lizard used its tongue, constantly licking, drank a lot of paper paste, and then rolled on the table. Xu Lang didn't understand what it meant, but Gu Qingyou understood that it was very unpleasant.
Gu Qingyou picked up the teacup and looked at it carefully. Just now, she clearly felt that the urine that this man spilled out of the toilet had traces of tea prepared by her senior sister. But now there is no trace of this in this cup of tea, what is going on? Could it be that this is a new product of Senior Sister?
"Gollum...... Yes...... It's terrible. Gu Qingyou frowned, and drank up the cup of tea.
Xu Lang put his right hand on his thigh, and kept grabbing the flesh of his thigh hard to keep himself in pain, because he was afraid that he wouldn't hold back for a while, and laughed.
This is the murderer of the serial fire case? It seems that this IQ is not much higher than that of Bai Man.
"Strange ......"
Gu Qingyou still didn't understand, so he walked into the toilet, and when he came out again, he had an extra glass of water in his hand.
Xu Lang's pupils dilated, he was not a fool, he understood at a glance that this was not ordinary water, but water taken out of the toilet. It seems that this Gu Qingyou didn't find the answer in "Phone Case Tea", and put the target on the toilet.
"Drank it." Gu Qingyou pushed the teacup in front of Xu Lang.
Xu Lang had a convulsion for the last time, this glass of water, he definitely can't drink it, it seems that it is time to see the poor dagger.
He picked up the teacup, threw it towards Gu Qingyou, took out the lightning, and at lightning speed, made a small flame, and then used the fire control skill.
Coax......
Under Xu Lang's control, the flames turned into fireballs and shot towards Gu Qingyou, who had not yet reacted, making this female lizard a little embarrassed, they didn't expect that Xu Lang, who had entered the hallucination, could still resist.
Xu Lang glanced at the door and knew that there was no way out, so he immediately made a decision, rushed into the back kitchen, set the two gas stoves on fire, and as long as the other party dared to rush in, he would use these two cans of gas to play a big explosion for the other party.
"You've been lying to me, you're not hallucinating at all." Gu Qingyou was furious and touched his braids, "Bastard, you also burned my braids." ”
"Of course I didn't fall into a hallucination, and with your little skill, you dare to come out and be embarrassed? By the way, is the tea I just got you delicious? Did you drink something that smelled like a toilet? Xu Lang kept paying attention to the fire of the gas stove, and constantly damaged the other party, hoping that the other party would rush in and the two sides would fight.
"Who the hell are you?" Although Gu Qingyou knew illusion, her frontal combat power was not strong, and the fire control technique Xu Lang showed just now made her feel dangerous, so she didn't dare to rush in directly.
"The owner of the Donghai City Late Night Park, nicknamed the Great Demon King of the East China Sea, Xu Lang. Friends on the road also like to call me prince. Xu Lang crackled and said a lot, he thought it would be fun to fool this girl.
"In this world, except for my senior sister, no one can face my hallucinatory attacks and be indifferent." Gu Qingyou said, "You are my senior sister's apprentice?" ”
"Who is your senior sister? I don't know. When Xu Lang said this, he couldn't help but think of Qingcha, these two people are really from the same school, but no matter their figure, temperament, or personality, they are far apart.
"My senior sister's name is Gu Qingcha, and she is a master of tea ceremony. If you really are her apprentice, I can also be regarded as your uncle. Gu Qingyou said.
"I really don't know this yet." Xu Lang directly denied it. He also learned now that the full name of the female ghost Qingcha was Gu Qingcha, and he thought that this Qingcha was the nickname of the other party.
"Hmph, how could Senior Sister accept an apprentice like you who likes to lie?" Gu Qingyou said angrily, "You came specifically to find me, right?" Moreover, you knew my identity before, otherwise, why did you call me 'Boss Gu' when you were at the door of the toilet? When will I tell you that my surname is Gu? ”
Xu Lang's heart was cold, but he didn't expect him to show his stuffing here. Well, this girl's IQ is indeed much higher than Bai Man's, no wonder she can create so many serial fire cases.
Boom......
At this moment, a loud bang came, and then Uncle Dao's shout came: "Xu Lang, how are you now?" ”
"Uncle Dao, I'm very good, you guys quit first, drink tea, drink tea...... Drink tea quickly. Xu Lang was overjoyed in his heart, it seems that Zhang Xiaojie has completed the task excellently, but now there is a problem, that is, Gu Qingyou's illusion attack, once it succeeds, no matter how strong Uncle Dao's combat power is, it will be in vain.
Sou......
Xu Lang knew that he couldn't delay any longer, and in an instant, the flame of the gas was forcibly and continuously compressed, forming two fireballs the size of ping pong balls, grabbed them in his hands, and rushed out.
There was no fierce battle at the scene, Uncle Dao put the knife on Gu Qingyou's neck, and stepped on the big lizard under his feet, and there was some powder on his face. And the most conspicuous thing is the cigar that is still smoking in the mouth.
"Uncle Dao, are you okay?" Xu Lang was a little worried, if he entered the hallucination, was controlled by Gu Qingyou, and became the person who killed him, it would be over.
"It's okay, I came in after drinking tea." Uncle Dao smiled and said, "Zhang Xiaojie, come in and clean up the mess." ”
"Coming, coming......"
Zhang Xiaojie walked in with handcuffs, still holding a hot dog in his mouth, and handpicked Gu Qingyou with a smile: "Uncle Dao, what about this big lizard."
What to do? Or just cut both ends, half steamed, half stir-fried? ”
"Eat and eat, and you know how to eat...... Give it a sleepy rune. Uncle Dao scolded.
Zhang Xiaojie was not angry, and quickly took out a piece of rune paper from his trouser pocket and wrapped the big lizard like a bag of noodles.
"Come on, I still don't have room to play." Xu Lang looked at the small fireball in his hand, which had been compressed, and now it had run out of energy and disappeared.
"Don't say that about yourself. There is no shortage of combat power like me in the whole country, but what is lacking is people with special abilities like you. Uncle Dao patted Xu Lang on the shoulder, then took off the general's coat and put it aside, "Go and interrogate it." ”
"Interrogation? I'm not good at this, Uncle Dao, let's do it. Xu Lang knows his own ability, he is really not good at interrogation, and now he can't use the soul dementor, let alone have no tricks.
"I can't interrogate, the leader made it clear that I can't participate in this matter. You're not from our spirit team, so you can try you. Uncle Dao said seriously.
"Uncle Dao, I'm here for trial, and I'm not a member of the Spirit Case Team." Zhang Xiaojie came up with a smile.
"You play while you go, with your skills, it's good not to be taken into the ditch." Uncle Dao opened his mouth and scolded.
Xu Lang asked strangely: "Uncle Dao, Jie Shao told me before that his grades are good, especially in ideology and politics, and it is said that he is still third." ”
"Isn't that the third place? The trainees of this period are three people. Uncle Dao took a hard puff of his cigar and shook his head helplessly.
Xu Lang's face stiffened and looked at Zhang Xiaojie. Zhang Xiaojie also lowered his head in embarrassment, like a child who made a mistake.
"Jie Shao, you go to the trial, whatever you want. I watched from the sidelines to see if I could find a flaw. Xu Lang pulled Zhang Xiaojie aside and whispered.
Sometimes, some things require talent, and it is obvious that Zhang Xiaojie has no other talent except to be an outstanding rich second generation. Xu Lang felt that at this time, when he was a brother, he should pull him along, so as not to make him have a psychological shadow, so he made such an arrangement.
"Just ask?" Zhang Xiaojie's face was overjoyed, and he finally had a chance to prove himself.
Xu Lang nodded.
……
Zhang Xiaojie fixed the tripod of the mobile phone and entered the recording mode, then coughed and came to Gu Qingyou: "Our attitude is very simple, confess leniently, resist strictly. Now let's talk about it, did you do the previous serial fire case? ”
Gu Qingyou twisted his head, did not look at Zhang Xiaojie, but looked at it angrily, as if he was going to eat Xu Lang.
Xu Lang frowned, and suddenly said, "Jie Shao, let me ask you, do you know what her expression means?" ”
Zhang Xiaojie really didn't understand and shook his head.
"Ouch, you...... She understands very clearly, if you want her to speak, make her a fried lizard. What are you still doing? Hurry up and boil water in the back kitchen. Xu Lang said.
Zhang Xiaojie understood in seconds, stood up happily, grabbed the lizard and was about to go to the back kitchen.
"Wait...... I say, I say...... Don't hurt my little baby. Gu Qingyou was a little nervous when he saw this posture.
Xu Lang looked at Zhang Xiaojie proudly: "See, what kind of confession is lenient, resistance is strict, it is better to be ruthless and hit seven inches." ”