Chapter 298: Crossing: Male and Female
Yang Dazhuang smiled: "We can bear it, but some people have endured it for two months, and I don't know if he will do what he shouldn't do." β
"Hahaha......"
Everyone laughed strangely, and Xiao Mo gave Yang Dazhuang a punch.
"Alright, Xiao Mo, let's get started, I can't wait to play this game." Qian Bao looked anxious.
"I'll come first, I'll come first." Yang Dazhuang immediately raised his hand.
"I want to be the emperor, and Aya will be my queen."
"Do I agree?" Aya gave Yang Dazhuang a funny look.
"I'm going to be an Oiran, and I want to feel the scene of people emptying the streets in order to see me."
"Hey, you're really hungry." Yang Dazhuang gritted his teeth angrily.
"You are not the queen of one person and above ten thousand people, you are going to be an oiran who shows her face."
Everyone looked at Yang Dazhuang's sour expression and couldn't help but laugh.
Aya didn't care: "It's just playing games, why are you so serious." β
"No, Xiao Mo quickly remember, I am the emperor, and Aya is the queen."
Aya looked dissatisfied: "Hey, you haven't started to be an emperor yet, and you've started to be tyrannical?" β
Xiao Mo also looked at Aya with a smile: "You should be the queen, I am the famous King Xiao in the illusion, and it is a little difficult for you to enter the palace as an oiran." β
"Look, look." Aya hugged her hands and complained dissatisfiedly.
"Before you even started the game, you already looked down on ancient women."
The crowd listened to it with amusement.
"Next."
As soon as Xiao Mo's voice fell, Song Ci immediately raised his hand: "I want to be a princess." β
"Hahaha......" Yang Dazhuang clutched his stomach and laughed when he heard it.
"Qian Bao, then you and Song Ci have to call me father, hahaha......"
Qian Bao rolled his eyes: "Just like you, if you really become an emperor and a faint monarch, then the princess has to be the emperor's daughter." β
"She can also be the emperor's sister, so you have to call me brother-in-law."
"Hahaha......" Everyone laughed at the two living treasures.
"Look at Song Ci's small appearance, is he as big as me?" Yang Dazhuang glanced at Qian Bao.
Xiao Mo waved his pen: "Then Song Ci is the emperor's sister, what about you, Qian Bao, what do you want to be?" β
Si Tianmu interjected with a smile: "This doesn't need to be asked, his big guy must want to be a general." β
Qian Bao put his arm around Si Tianmu's shoulder: "Brother still understands me, that's right, I want to be a general, and I am the kind of undefeated god of war." β
"......Shh
Xiao Mo smiled: "I can't control whether it is a winning general or not, I can only bring you to that role, as for what that character does, it is all under your own control." β
Si Tianmu turned his head to look at An Yajie: "Anya, what do you want to be?" β
An Yajie tilted her head and thought: "Well, I want to be a heroine who wanders the world, and her kung fu is very good." β
"Okay, then we're both male and female."
An Yajie looked disgusted: "The name of the good soil, don't." β
"Then ......" Si Tianmu scratched his head, trying to think of a louder name.
"Okay, okay, two heroes, wait for the two of you to enter the role and think slowly, I just need to know what kind of identity you want."
Liu Feng also played: "Then what is my identity?" β
"Divine doctor, you came down from the mountain and met the injured King Xiao, you used your superior medical skills to cure this king, this king was attracted by your cold appearance, and you were also fascinated by the appearance of this king."
"So we're married."
"Poof." Liu Feng was amused by Xiao Mo's clichΓ© story.
A group of men and women waited for Saturday in a burst of laughter.
The years are like a song, the song echoes our youth, youth is too beautiful, so good that no matter how you live, we feel that it is a waste, and we are always full of infinite passion when we are young and beautiful.
Saturday finally arrived in anticipation, and Xiao Mo prepared eight comfortable chairs early, and the lights in the room were also turned warm.
Xiao Mo took out a pocket watch, and everyone stared at the pocket watch that swayed from side to side without blinking.
"Now, close your eyes slowly." Schoemer's voice was magnetic and a little demagoguery.
The people sleeping in the chairs slowly closed their eyes.
"Now, we are entering a white circle of light at the same time, which is a space-time tunnel, and we are constantly transported forward, transported ......"
"A long, long time later, we each opened our eyes and came to a dynasty forgotten by history......"
When Si Tianmu and An Yajie opened their eyes, the two of them blinked in sync, and turned their heads to look at each other at the same time, both of them saw amazement in each other's eyes.
Si Tianmu was dressed in a white brocade robe, the fabric was fine silk, the wide sleeves were embroidered with elegant bamboo leaf patterns, and the black inner lining exposed by the neckline was edged with hollow hibiscus flowers, which complemented his white robe.
The black boots on his feet, the black belt around his waist contrasted with the color of his clothes.
The mutton fat jade pendant tied on the belt, as well as the mutton fat hosta inserted in the hair crown, coupled with his prosperous appearance, made An Yajie can't help but think of a sentence.
"The Mo master is like jade, and the son is unparalleled in the world."
An Yajie was dressed as a woman dressed as a man, wearing an ice blue brocade robe with a silver belt, her long inky hair was tied up high, covered with a silver crown, and her feet were the same boots as Si Tianmu.
That handsome appearance also reminded Si Tianmu of a famous poem: "Zongzhi's chic and beautiful young man, looking at the blue sky with white eyes, is as bright as a jade tree in front of the wind." β
The two looked at each other and smiled.
An Yajie clenched her fists at Si Tianmu: "Brother Tianmu." β
Si Tianmu returned the salute with a smile: "Brother Anya." β
"Poof." Both couldn't help but laugh.
Si Tianmu pulled his robe to look left and right, and touched the crown of hair on the top of his head.
"Damn, it's really real, there's no feeling of dreaming at all, Xiao Mo still has the ability to do this." Si Tianmu looked amazed.
An Yajie glanced around, there were clear water and green mountains everywhere, and at this time they were in a pavilion in the lake, An Yajie couldn't help frowning.
The scenery here is beautiful, but ...... How do they get out? There are no boats or other means of transportation around the gazebo.
"Can we fly over?" Anya Jie was a little excited, maybe they could do anything in their dreams.
"Damn, I'm so handsome! That reflection in the lake must be me, right? β
Si Tianmu was like Grandma Liu visiting the Grand View Garden, bending down to look at his reflection in the lake.
"Wow, how can I be so handsome, I'm going to be stunned by myself. It's not like we're dreaming, we can't really travel back in time, right? β
Si Tianmu boasted shamelessly for a while, and when she heard this, An Yajie rolled her eyes, and she walked behind Si Tianmu: "Are you dreaming, just see if you know the pain." β
As she spoke, An Yajie pinched Si Tianmu hard.
"Ah...... It hurts, it hurts. Si Tianmu was so painful that his mouth was crooked.
"Wow, you really know that it hurts, it's such a real dream!" Anya Jie looked curious.
Si Tianmu rubbed his aching back: "You can really do it, you want to murder your husband." β
"Brother Tianmu's words are wrong." An Yajie stretched out a white finger and dangled it in front of Si Tianmu.
"We are now friends who walk the rivers and lakes together, and Brother Tianmu is going to let others hear this, and they will suspect that the two of us have a habit of breaking sleeves."
Si Tianmu looked at An Yajie seriously, he smiled, and then came to An Yajie.
"Brother Anya's outfit is fresh and handsome, and a little cute and cute, so that I, who is also a man, can't help but have the idea of wanting to blaspheme Brother Anya."
Si Tianmu stretched out his hand as he spoke, wanting to touch Anya Aya's white and silky face, and Anya Jie slapped his hand away.
"Brother Tianmu, please respect yourself."
Si Tianmu rubbed the back of his injured hand and laughed non-stop.
An Yajie looked around again: "There is water everywhere around, and there is no boat, how are we going to get there?" β
Si Tianmu smiled evilly: "If you kiss me, I'll tell you how to get over." β
An Yajie's inexplicable teeth itched: "Si Tianmu, do you want to be cheap again, aren't you afraid to wait for everyone to wake up, just a large piece of wet crotch on your pants alone, and you are not afraid of being embarrassed." β
"What's there to be ashamed of? The three of them are no better, especially Xiao Mo, he still wants a cave room" Si Tianmu was not ashamed, but proud.
An Yajie was powerless to support her forehead, she really lost to Si Tianmu, she worked like a desperate San Lang, but when she played, she didn't have a bottom line at all.
Si Tianmu looked at An Yajie, who was speechless for a while, he grinned handsomely, hugged An Yajie's waist and gently touched the ground, and the two flew towards the shore.
"Ah......" An Yajie subconsciously hugged Si Tianmu, and when she opened her eyes, she found that they were already standing on the shore, and Si Tianmu was looking at her with a smile.
An Yajie was surprised: "Oh my God, what kind of kung fu are you, light gong?" I can actually experience a light skill, so it's fun. Anya Jie covered her mouth, very excited.
Then she smiled and snapped Si Tianmu's arm: "How did you do it just now?" Teach me. β
Si Tianmu raised his eyebrows proudly, but stood unmoved.
Anya Jie was playful, shook Si Tianmu's arm and began to be coquettish: "Say it quickly, how did you do it, I also have to learn, and I also have to fly around on the water." β
Si Tianmu looked at the coquettish An Yajie, he was very proud, he smiled and bent down in front of An Yajie, tilted his head and stretched his face over.
Anya Jie was stunned for a moment, then she was angry and funny, she pursed her lips helplessly, and kissed Si Tianmu on the face.
At this time, there was an exclamation not far away: "Oh my God, what are those two people doing?" They actually did such immoral things in broad daylight. β