Chapter 127: Stealing the Swill Truck
"Tiger, what is this?"
"Peach ......"
"My tiger is so smart! So what is it? β
"Peach Pit ......"
Sheng Yi and Qing Pao glanced helplessly at Qi Weinan and Ge Ye who were walking behind them, and shook their heads at each other.
Since the main god who beat Ge Ye came back, the second soul Shuang Ling also followed back to the main body.
This refreshing spirit refers to the ability to communicate with people and heaven and earth, as well as the sensitivity and self-control of the human body.
In plain terms, Ge Ye has changed from a not very smart Tie Hanhan to a person who can speak, walk, jump, and have a clear consciousness.
It's just that the soul is still fused with the main body, and it takes a lot of time, so it has evolved into this scene Qi Weinan taught Ge Ye to recognize things and words by hand.
But what was the old motherly kindness on her face? Hey, it's the marriage line that is wrong for the two of you! It's not a family line! Don't go in the wrong direction!
"Qi Weinan, Ge Ye is not a fool, why do you need you to teach him to recognize things, you are a water tofu bridge - a waste of work!"
Before Qingpao could say enough, he was so pained by the back of his head that he bared his teeth and turned around, "Hey, you stinky girl, what are you going to do to hit me?" β
Qi Weinan grimaced at her, "What a girl, the master is a pure master!" Then he looked at Ge Ye beside him, "Huzi, tell him what he smashed." β
"Peach pit."
"Hey, okay you Ge Ye, you forgot what this guy did to you before, why did the second soul rebel after he came back, and hit him back? Great traitor! β
Qingpao is also a playful guy, picking up the stone under his feet as he spoke, and was about to throw it at Qi Weinan, and at this time, Qi Weinan came to make a preemptive move.
She finished gnawing on a watery peach at the speed of light, holding the peach pit and making a throwing shape, "Come on, I'm afraid of you?" But you have to be careful, you know what will happen to you. β
At this time, Qingpao's head automatically appeared in the miserable appearance of being kicked by her, and he shuddered, but he felt that it was too faceless to be soft like this, and he spoke silently when he was stalemate.
"Okay, how old are you, you are still like children, naΓ―ve or not!" As soon as he finished speaking, he put on the left ear of the green robe again, "Especially you, an old fellow who is almost a thousand years old, and you are still scheming with a newborn calf." β
The green robe blinked and snorted, and Qi Weinan, who was following closely behind, also made the same action.
It's just that I worked hard to give birth to one, brought two ignorant children, and Ge Ye, who was incomplete in soul, and became a father and mother along the way, it was not easy to give birth, and it is estimated that when I return to heaven after this trip, I can go to do my father's side business.
But then again, since the fight with the black shadow man, no more turmoil has been blown, the road has been very calm, nothing major has happened, and even the crazy "bloodsuck" has not come to trouble Qi Weinan again.
No, after more than ten days of stop-and-go, the group finally reached Qiuye County.
Qiuye County belongs to the southeast of Ningyun Country and is more remote.
It is not as prosperous as Wu'an City, and even its city gate is just a small stone tablet, and the red paint on it has faded, and the long legs next to the word slipped away, becoming "Qiu Shi".
At this time, the sky was already dark, and the small merchants and vendors in the capital city had already set up stalls, but the people of Qiuye County, from the county officials to the ordinary people, were all chronic children who did what they wanted, and they had to sleep until they woke up naturally before they started a busy day.
As a result, the streets and alleys are deserted, with only a few stalls standing alone on both sides of the street.
"Qi Weinan, yesterday I inquired about the tea shop where I was resting, this Gejiazhuang is just outside the south gate of Qiuye County, while there is no one on the street now, let's hurry through the north city gate."
Qi Weinan looked at the rising autumn day, nodded at the green robe, and then, his eyes fell on the swill cart in front of a restaurant, walked forward in a few steps, pinched his nose and lifted the square wooden board with the tight lid, turned around and waved his hand at Sheng Yi and the green robe.
"Qinglong and White Tiger, the inside of this swill cart is clean, in this way, the master will call a few of them over, and you two will hide them in again."
As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Weinan summoned the soul bell and summoned the corpses, and tore off the talisman in front of his forehead one by one, only to see that as soon as the talisman was torn, several people fell to the ground with a bang as if they had been crushed to the bone.
"Why are you still stunned! Hurry up! She yelled at the two of them.
The two of them couldn't fight the female overlord, and their steps rubbed against the ground and stepped in front of her, "Qi Weinan, which one are you playing?" β
Qi Weinan didn't answer directly, but first flicked the brains of the two of them, "I've been with the master for so many days, why are the brains still so stupid!" You two think, this day, we are driving a group of corpses on the street, although there is no one at the moment, but this is not afraid of 10,000 just in case, what if there is an early guy in the middle? Even if Qiu Ye has always had the custom of driving away corpses, it is not good to scare children! Naturally, you have to take something as a cover. β
What she said was the truth, so that the two little fairies were speechless to refute, so they had to obey her orders and hide the corpses lying on the ground into the swill bucket in turn.
But at this time, Shengyi found the problem again, "Hey, no, let's do this, isn't it equivalent to stealing someone's swill truck?" β
"Call you stupid, you're still gasping! Why is it so ugly, what is it called stealing, master, this is called borrowing, do you understand borrowing it, and I don't don't pay rent. β
Qi Weinan flicked his head again, and then reluctantly took out a small copper coin from his arms and put it on the window edge of the restaurant.
"Qi Weinan, you, you, you're too stingy, you can borrow someone's swill cart for a penny?"
"Why, a penny is not money, a penny is enough to buy a bowl of sauce, vinegar, oil and wine, and then again, along the way, the two of you are eating and drinking Lazar are all purses from the master, and you two are poor, where is there extra money to give!"
After she said that, Sheng Yi completely closed his mouth, this is really the truth that eating people with soft mouths and short hands.
Then, Qi Weinan gave them a look, took Ge Ye to take the lead, and threw all the tasks of pulling the swill cart to the two of them.
I only pity the two of them, I can't hold them if I have complaints, and I can't help but talk about my suffering, so I have to obediently pull the car.
Not long after the people left, the shopkeeper of the restaurant yawned and walked from the backyard to the front of the store, carrying two buckets of swill in both hands, and was about to lift the lid of the bucket on the swill truck, but found himself feeling lonely.
"Grandma's, won't you, the swill truck ran away on its own long legs?" Seeing this scene, the shopkeeper instantly came to his senses, and hurriedly put down the barrel in his hand and walked around the restaurant, not noticing the inconspicuous penny at all.
But not to mention the swill truck, there is not even a small cart!
At this time, the shopkeeper realized that it was not the swill truck that ran away on its own long legs, but a person with long legs who pulled away their swill truck.
"Who is lacking in virtue and stole my swill! Don't let Lao Tzu catch you! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will feed you a bucket of swill! The shopkeeper looked up to the sky and roared.
At the same time, Qi Weinan, who had just walked near the south gate, suddenly sneezed twice.
It's time for the Little Theatre!
(If arranger Qi Weinan lives in contemporary times)
Qi Weinan, hey, his name is Qi Weinan, life is really difficult, always with empty pockets, debts, and bruteness
But the master is not in a hurry, and the master has his own chapter, so he will empty his thoughts and follow its difficulties
Do not worry about worrying about the worries and then set up a set of stall fortune telling
The silver is in hand, there is no sorrow, there is no day, it is not sweet or astringent, and it is still enough~
Ge Ye Anan, I think it's better for you to make up children's songs......
Qi Weinan duang (an iron fist attacked): Shut up, you pig's head!
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