"Don't worry, you can't die," Uncle Ma indifferently pushed Lao Zhang away and said, "You only need to put this talisman until noon tomorrow, peel off this talisman paper and burn it to ashes under the sun, turn a bowl of water into it, and it will be absolutely fine." ”

"It's just a little bit," Uncle Ma said with a slightly sentimental expression, "As the saying goes, there is only a difference between zero times and countless times when you are ghosted. In other words, from now on, your body will have an extremely great attraction to the newly dead souls and ghosts in the world. ”

"Then your old man has to find a way to help me crack it......" Lao Zhang gradually stretched his brows when he heard the front of him, but when he heard the sequelae so sharp, he couldn't help but shake Uncle Ma's hand with tears and coquettishness.

"Didn't I help you get rid of yin once in the middle of the night?" Uncle Ma sighed and said, "Theoretically, after the removal of yin, at least for seven hundred and forty-nine days, he will not be disturbed by the yin qi revenant, but I never expected that the old man was still careless......"

He said: "After the female ghost entered the house, I didn't expect her to miss, and there was a possibility of turning back. So didn't you say that you burned the paper figures? That's a big mistake. When the female ghost came back, the paper figure was gone, and she was in a hurry to run for her life, so she had to find a person with the heaviest yin qi nearby. ”

"Originally, it was possible for both of you, but my nephew, you, you are really not angry! I lit myself a cigarette with the fire of that paper man. The inhaled sip was full of thick yin qi, so the female ghost's first reaction was naturally to find you. ”

"I don't want to listen to the reason, I want to hear the result," Lao Zhang said: "Uncle, I don't want to be ghosted anymore, do you have any way to save me?" ”

Uncle Ma sighed and said, "The method of removing yin can only be used once in forty-nine days......

"That means I'll have to wait forty-nine days before I can arrange for the removal of yin again?" Lao Zhang secretly thought to himself, and said: "Then I will try not to go out for the past forty-nine days, or I will live with you directly with Uncle Ma......"

Uncle Ma looked like he couldn't bear to interrupt, and he stopped talking, and I said, "It looks like it's more than forty-nine days......

Uncle Ma said: "Normally it is forty-nine days, but if there is a ghost forcibly going up within 12 hours after the yin is removed...... That is, for three years, you will not be able to perform the operation. ”

The half-dead old Zhang almost collapsed when he heard this, and he grabbed Uncle Ma's collar hard: "Don't be a dragon...... You're not kidding me, are you, within three years? I could be ghosted at any time in three years? ”

I hurriedly went over to pull Lao Zhang away, but Uncle Ma said, "This can't be helped." Alas, I knew that if I did this kind of thing and didn't take money, something would happen. ”

"I'm like this now, do you blame me for not giving you money?" Lao Zhang looked like he saw through the heat and coldness of the world, and said: "Is the relationship between our nephews and uncles measured by money? ”

Uncle Ma thought for a moment and said, "You stop, I'm not looking for you for money." ”

I listened to their questions and answers, and subconsciously clutched my pockets and said, "I don't have any money......

Uncle Ma said solemnly: "There are 'four no's' in the ancestral teachings of the old man's family, and these four inconveniences are: 'do not violate the principles of heaven, do not divulge the heavenly opportunities, do not specialize in self-interest, and do not act recklessly without money'. The fourth of them is not to act without money. It's the old man who has committed a taboo. ”

Lao Zhang said indignantly: "Don't be Longma, shouldn't you be coaxing our three-year-old child?" The fourth rule of the teacher, I hear this means that there is no money and no work? Do you just need to take it out? ”

Uncle Ma's rare face became cold, and he said to Lao Zhang: "Uncle Shimen, nephew, don't joke around, otherwise even if your mother comes, she won't be able to stop me from beating you!" ”

I said: "It is natural to take money to do things, and we cultural people also love money, after all, we have to eat." ”

Lao Zhang couldn't afford to provoke Beilongma, so he turned his head and glanced at me disdainfully and said, "You are also a cultural person?" ”

The atmosphere at the scene was really embarrassing, Uncle Ma pondered for a long time before slowly saying to us: "Let me ask you a question, if someone sows a seed in the spring, should a crop be harvested in the autumn?" ”

Lao Zhang barely shook his spirit to raise the bar, and said: "That's not necessarily, if the seeds you plant are tree seeds, then you will definitely not harvest crops." ”

In order to make it easier for us to understand, Uncle Ma patiently said: "I'll just say something, the tree is a tree, if I plant a tree in the spring, in the autumn, the tree should grow taller, right?" ”

Lao Zhang said: "Then we have to consider whether there are insect pests, drought, whether there is sufficient sunshine, whether the geographical conditions are suitable and wait for various environmental factors." ”

Uncle Ma nodded and said, "Very good, if this tree barely survives until autumn, then whose tree is it?" ”

I didn't know why he suddenly said this, and said, "Then it stands to reason that whoever planted it belongs to whom." ”

Uncle Ma said, "Whether this tree grows a crop or a fruit tree, whether it bears sweet fruit or bitter fruit, or even does not bear fruit, it is a tree planter, right?" ”

Lao Zhang was so weak, but he still put on his true colors and said: "Basically, according to international practice and property law, this is what is said. ”

Uncle Ma said: "This is not only the property law, but also the so-called cause and effect, the way of heaven, retribution, circulation, etc., all of which mean this. So can you guys get it? ”

I shook my head with Lao Zhang.

Uncle Ma said, "Why don't you understand? I'll say again, it's the same plant that I just planted. If you planted it, and the tree bears fruit, will it be someone else's turn to pick it? ”

Lao Zhang and I shook our heads again.

Uncle Ma nodded and said, "Of course it doesn't work, that constitutes an act of encroachment, right?" ”

Lao Zhang said: "If the fruit is bitter, I may not care." ”

Uncle Ma said: "Whether the fruit is bitter or sweet, it is also a kind of fruit that is as sweet as honey when it is in progress, and it may be a bitter fruit that may relieve you of your hidden diseases." None of this can be said well until you actually taste it. Do you understand? ”

Uncle Ma said: "Even if you know that the tree is bitter fruit, or even if you eat poison, you can't give it away if you want to." I'm passing by at this time, can I eat it? ”

"Of course," said Zhang, "at least I am willing." ”

Uncle Ma said, "God doesn't want to. Your fruit should be eaten by you, and others must eat it for a reason. The simplest reason is to buy it. ”

Uncle Ma paused and said, "If you change the old man's master, it may be clearer, in fact, the thing I want to say is very simple, everything that seems normal or abnormal must have a cause, and that cause is the seed, and everything today is the seed that was planted before." ”

"For example, you were bullied by a group of people at school, and the cause was that you stepped on the feet of the younger brother of the campus leader, and then Xiao Xu, who was passing by, didn't know the antecedents and forcibly came to help you out. Then the beating that should have been retributed to you after three days may fall on Xiao Xu. ”

"But if you're willing to pay protection money and ask young people from outside the school to protect you, then things will be different." Uncle Ma said: "First of all, this consequence has become a virtual item that can be traded, you spend money, and others help you prevent disasters. Secondly, all the out-of-school gangsters will weigh it, and if they can't handle it themselves, they won't take it if they can't do it. Third, the nature of the whole thing changes from cause and effect to business, so if the entrusted party is strong enough, then in most cases, it will directly end this cause and effect and prevent the vicious circle from continuing. ”

I kind of understand the doorway here.

If you apply it to today's situation, it may be the situation that Uncle Ma said, because he confiscated our money, so the cause and effect turned to Lao Zhang, making him the virtue he is now. And because Lao Zhang is Uncle Ma's nephew, the three of us sitting here can't get out of it at the moment.

I couldn't dispel the doubts in my heart, and asked, "Uncle Ma, I won't be in any danger, right?" ”

Uncle Ma waved his hand and said, "Don't say it's you, I'm also a mud bodhisattva crossing the river now, from today on, I'm afraid there will be seven disasters and eight difficulties that can't be avoided......"

This is a direct acquiescence, and I will be unlucky.

Uncle Ma suddenly glanced at me and said, "You kid is quite clever, much better than my nephew, hey, hey." ”

I was praised by him, but I couldn't laugh, I just wanted how to remedy it, and asked Uncle Ma: "Uncle Ma, you can tell me how much money can be settled in our current situation?" ”

Uncle Ma's eyes seemed to immediately flash a hint of philistine, Lao Zhang immediately interrupted me, and said impatiently: "Pull it down, don't Longma, you really don't talk about the old feelings at all, you want to cheat my brother's money?" ”