How can a husband be born in heaven and earth and live under man for a long time!?

This sentence inexplicably lingered in my mind, after my body fused with the power of the remnant soul of the Obsessive King, I don't know if the system mother deliberately wanted me to be positive or even she couldn't do anything, which made me feel that my thoughts or personality were more involved in the thoughts of the Obsate-King Hatred, and subtly changed me.

For example, I will not have any mercy for Luo Daxian's head.

For example, I will try my best to persuade my sister to leave.

For another example, I will point at King Qin Guang's nose and scold.

Now this thinking is trying to tell me that if I pick up the token, I can at least mix people in the underworld and look like a dog, and then go out and pretend to have at least a backer.

Take?

Or don't take it?

I gritted my teeth and controlled the arm that wanted to pick up the token.

"Ding!"

The system chime can always easily break my struggle.

The voice of the system mother is even more like a magic voice: "Now release the permanent mission "Non-existent Shaman Treasure" for the host."

"The first step of the mission: become a Yang Division."

"If you can't complete the first step of the task, the task will be automatically judged to be a failure, and the mother of the system will kill the host herself."

Come on!

Don't think about it!

The system mother is a sword hanging over my head!

I bent down to pick up the bronze token, put it in my pocket, and smiled with relief: "Your Highness, look at whether you are serious!?" A little yoji, can I be a good one!? A bunch of little, I don't clean them up and be a scumbag?! ”

"That's right! I have a question! ”

I was light and calm, and I said: "What level of yin is the highest level of yin in those yin differences!?" I'm awesome, no. ”

"It seems to be first-class!"

Sima Tongzhao scratched his head, and sighed in his heart that I had definitely practiced Sichuan opera to change my face, crying, laughing, and being irritable for a while.

"Bang dang!"

After listening to him, I fell to the ground and shouted in disbelief, "What are you talking about?!" The first-class yin has let you go!? What level am I!? Can I beat them?! ”

"What are you afraid of!? Didn't you just have a bunch of little puddles?! ”

Sima Tongzhao was as steady as an old dog, sitting and laughing at me: "A first-class yin scares you like this!?" Can you have a bit of backbone! Moreover, those who were released in prison had a certificate of indifference, but they did not have a certificate of indifference. Coupled with the consumption in the yang world these days, it is estimated that the first-class yin difference is now a second-class strength in the sky, why are you panicking?! You don't need to panic! ”

Second class!

Then you didn't say it earlier!

I came back to my senses in an instant, continued to be in good spirits, and was not ashamed to speak, and I blushed when I heard it: "It's not me who brags to you two!" You two really don't know how dangerous I was when I faced that ghost! That charm painted a halberd in his left hand, and a snake spear in his right hand, and the whole black whirlwind Li Kui! If it weren't for the true inheritance of the Great God of the Three Altars Sea Society, I might not have been able to come out alive! Luckily, that thing was wiped out in a snap of my fingers!"

"Telling you both so much just to reassure you both. A small second-class yin is not enough to worry about teeth, and they will commit suicide by caesarean section in minutes. ”

Hmph, buddy, my Taoist cultivation is still a quasi-level B-class yin pseudo-mirror, but buddy, I spend a lot of work! The left has a spicy throat, and the right has a spicy star, which evil demon dares to do evil in front of me!? It can be reduced to nothing in an instant, and it is not worth mentioning.

Sima Tongzhao's face was full of helplessness.

King Qin Guang was shocked.

The old two are thinking, how can he brag so much?!

I waved my hand proudly, profoundly expressing that I always move closer to the core idea of the underworld: "I will be the Yang Division, there is an old saying!" Heaven descends on the Si people! must first work its muscles and bones, starve its body and skin, suffer its mind, and temper its indomitable temperament! Just ask the people of this world! This underworld is bad! Who else but me!? Who can still be Yoji!? Do they deserve it?! ”

"Come on! I know you're amazing!"

Sima Tongzhao finally couldn't bear the boredom in his heart, and thought about quickly persuading me to leave: "You also took the token...... You just go back to the sun! As for how to collect those shamanic treasures, it's your business, and then investigate the shamanic treasures, and don't let those with ulterior motives get involved in it. ”

"Ding!"

The system prompt sound is full of passion.

The system mother naturally knows what kind of virtue I am, so she issued the second preparation condition for the task: "The second step of the task: experience the work of Meng Po for one night." If you don't go, the system mother will automatically kill the host! ”

Walk by, pass by and take a look!

Is this what the system is supposed to do?!

I'm going to die at every turn!

Is there still a heavenly principle?!

Is there still a royal law?!

As the so-called big husband is mighty and unyielding, rich and noble cannot be lewd, and poor and lowly cannot be moved, can I be afraid of her small system?!

So I bowed my head and said a little shyly, "Your Highness...... You've all entrusted me with such a difficult matter...... Do you have to get me some benefits! ”

The passive attribute of the title is vividly revealed.

The golden finger has to be used to sell cuteness!

Even if the other party is King Yama Qin Guang!

King Qin Guang rubbed his eyes bitterly, and when he saw me like this, he couldn't help but wonder if it was the right thing to teach me the position of Yang Si.

So King Qin Guang waved his hand and said, "If you want anything, just tell Ah Zhao...... As long as it's not too much, I'll promise you! ”

As soon as the words fell, King Qin Guang's figure disappeared into the space, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye, leaving Sima Tongzhao alone to face me.

Sima Tongzhao wanted to cry without tears, his heart was heartbroken, he suddenly woke up, and never teamed up with Liu Shancong to go to the Qinglou in the future, and resolutely sighed: "Qingyi! Can you not do this!? ”

Waterfa?!

I'm disgusting?!

It's really stinky that men are all pulling dicks without mercy!

I was even more freewheeling, and I wanted to untie my belt in a hooligan posture: "Brother Zhao~Come on~Let's play together~"

"Don't do that! We are Taoist friends! ”

"Brother Zhao~People don't want to be friends with you~"

"Your Highness! Help me! Zhao Qingyi, he picked up my pants! ”

"You're pretty coquettish, too! Wearing a big HelloKitty pants! Oops! I've got to take a picture! Ay? I don't seem to have a cell phone! ”

I successfully playfully stripped Sima Tongzhao of the dirty pants from his robe, and when I saw his pink pants, I let go of the hands that were clasping his wrists, thinking of a commemorative photo as a bargaining chip to threaten him in the future.

Hum!

Makes me unhappy!

I'm going to kill you today!

However, Sima Tongzhao was not a vegetarian, turned over and sang, took the opportunity to push me away, and a deadly scissor leg locked the back of my fateful neck, and then used force to buckle me under him, and grabbed my hair like a shrew, shouting: "Don't move! Let's just keep this posture and talk! If you have any requirements, just mention them! Your Highness has said it, and I can promise you if I don't overdo it! ”

"Woooooo

I really didn't expect him to become handsome, and he could be proficient in one-handed fighting skills, and he made a mistake!

"I'll let go of your hair! You're good! ”

"Woooooo

Sima Tongzhao was forced to loosen my hair, and muttered helplessly: "Such a good tea!" You didn't even say a sip, you were spilled!"

"When I have money in the future, I'll let you drink tons of it!"

After he loosened the leg of the fatal scissors, there was obviously no air and heartbeat, but it gave me an illusion of suffocation, and I symbolically gasped twice to comfort myself, and then said: "I actually have one more thing when I come to the underworld, I used to hear about Meng Po soup in the yang world, and I want to see how powerful this clear soup is today?" I wonder if Brother Zhao can satisfy me? ”

"Do you want to die? You want to drink Meng Po soup! ”

Sima Tongzhao has been dead for at least a thousand years, and he can't keep up with my brain and thinking as a post-95 generation, after all, one generation can die after another.

"Definitely! Definitely! ”

I shook my head as much as I could, and I pretended to be sad about the world and said, "I want to be Meng Po one day, to see the sad things of those who have died, so that when he returns to the yang world one day, he can better understand the psychological problems and physiological structure of those ghosts......"

"I, Zhao Qingyi, hereby make a vow that from now on, I will treat every ghost with all my heart and soul, so that they can find the warmth of home in me, feel the happiness of great love, and let them reincarnate happily and happily."

Sima Tongzhao now knows that I have definitely practiced my serious nonsense skills to the full level, so he directly debunked my careful thoughts: "If you want to be a Meng Po for a day, you just say it, what's the use of talking about this!?"

"Hey, hey, hey...... Brother Zhao is the best!"