Chapter 435: Cuckold

Li Xiaobai's face was embarrassed, now the morgue was very dim, and others couldn't see the expression on his face clearly, he hurriedly covered up the emotions on his face, and said, "How is it possible!" What kind of boy pee, I'm thirty-four years old, my wife has been married for ten years, and the children are six years old, where did I get any boy pee...... Hehe, you heard me wrong. ”

As he spoke, he inadvertently raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead, and just now he had to come up with this trick, if these two girls knew the real situation, they wouldn't laugh off their big teeth.

Luo Yuhan said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, Daochang Li, I just said it casually, thank you for saving me and Lele today, if we have the opportunity another day, we want to visit and buy some toys for the children." ”

The cold sweat that Li Xiaobai had just wiped off suddenly came out again, and he hurriedly said, "No need, no need, this little thing is what we cultivators should do." ”

There seemed to be some inexplicable small noise from the other shelf, but none of the three people moved.

Having said that, the air in the morgue here is getting colder and colder, probably because they have been here for a long time, Tong Le grabbed Luo Yuhan's hand and whispered: "When Daochang Li spoke just now, did you hear a little noise over there?" ”

Luo Yuhan nodded and said, "I heard it, it's a very subtle voice, I don't know if Daochang Li heard it." ”

Li Xiaobai actually heard a little voice just now when he was talking, but he didn't want to pay attention to that voice, he wanted to take this opportunity to take Luo Yuhan and Tong Le to hurry out of the morgue and leave this terrifying place, otherwise if he persisted, he wouldn't have any more soaks of boy urine later.

Unexpectedly, Luo Yuhan and Tong Le took the initiative to mention it, and they were still walking in that direction, Li Xiaobai hurriedly followed, and after walking through this row of shelves, he turned a shelf, and Li Xiaobai was just about to speak, when he heard Luo Yuhan and Tong Le screaming in unison.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Li Xiaobai hurriedly asked.

Luo Yuhan and Tong Le hurriedly hid behind Li Xiaobai, Li Xiaobai was pushed to the front, and immediately saw a ghost with a blue face in front of him, this ghost should have been a big man in the shape of a big man before his death, the big man was burly, and even after he died, his face was still full of meat.

Li Xiaobai's heart jumped violently after seeing it, and he wanted to scream loudly, but when he thought that there were two girls behind him looking at him, he pretended to be calm and shouted to the big man: "Why don't you ghost go to reincarnate here to scare people, what kind of ability is it, especially to scare girls, do you have any gentlemanly demeanor?" ”

After saying this, I didn't expect this big man to speak, and the ghost murmured: "I'm sorry, two young ladies, I also wanted to hide just now, I didn't want to be seen by you, but you ran over too fast, I didn't have time." ”

I didn't expect a ghost to be so polite, Tong Le was actually very frightened in his heart just now, but when he heard this ghost actually call himself a little sister, he suddenly jumped out and said: "It's okay, it's okay, you're dead, what else do I care about you, I know you didn't mean it just now, you can tell us if you have any grievances or unfulfilled wishes, we ...... No, the powerful Taoist in front of us will help you solve the problem. ”

Li Xiaobai took on an errand passively for some reason, and suddenly felt more bitter than Coptis chinensis, but he couldn't shirk it, so he had to bite the bullet and said: "She's right, you can tell me if you have any problems that can't be solved, and I will try my best to help you." ”

The big man said dumbfoundedly: "It's so dark and cold here, it's terrifying, this hospital is also terrifying, I don't dare to get out of the morgue, the ghost who just escaped told us that the ghost here will be caught as long as he wanders around at will from the morgue, and he also ran out with all his might, we don't dare to run." ”

"Your ghost here, aren't you the only ghost here? Who's that guy who just ran back? A gust of wind passed by the door of the morgue and disappeared before he could see his face, and now what about people? Wrong...... What about ghosts? Li Xiaobai scratched his messy hair and asked.

As soon as he finished speaking, more than a dozen pale guys suddenly appeared out of thin air in front of him, they should have been hiding in the freezer next to them just now, some of these ghosts still have long tongues, some of their arms and legs are all broken, and they are crawling on the ground, and some of them have half of their eyes falling outside, compared to these terrifying ghosts, this big man should be the best and most normal looking inside.

Unexpectedly, this time Li Xiaobai and Tong Le both began to scream loudly, "Ahhhhh

"Okay, okay, you two don't scream, these ghosts don't seem to have any ill will towards us, they just look scary." Luo Yuhan rubbed his temples helplessly, he was really troubled by the screams of these two people.

Li Xiaobai came back to his senses at this time, and realized that he was still grabbing Luo Yuhan's sleeve, and hurriedly smiled: "I'm sorry, I caught you just by accident, these ghosts all appeared at once, making the air very cold, and you also saw that my coat was just thrown there, and I appeared next to you completely for warmth, not to take advantage of you, little girl." ”

Luo Yuhan nodded and said, "I know I can understand, people are scared sometimes." ”

Li Xiaobai hurriedly said: "Who is afraid, I am not afraid!" Although he said that, his legs were still trembling, and in order to avoid Luo Yuhan from discovering him, he hurriedly stayed away from Luo Yuhan's body.

The group of ghosts in front of them were still standing there looking at the three of them, they didn't look like they were going to come up and attack, they didn't communicate with each other, and they didn't mean to find some entertainment, so many ghosts gathered here were just sullen and stupid, looking like a group of fools, it really didn't make sense.

Generally speaking, the lonely souls and wild ghosts in the world are greedy for the prosperity of the world, and the ghosts get together to have fun with each other, and although these ghosts get together, they are more dull than the other, which is really counterintuitive.

After Li Xiaobai stabilized his mind, he had some doubts in his heart, why Luo Yuhan's reaction was much calmer than that of him, a descendant of Maoshan, and when the accident just happened, he wanted to hide beside this girl for some reason, as if it would be safer to stay by her side, and he didn't know where this strange sense of security came from.

But at this moment, he couldn't let him think so much, after all, a group of terrifying ghosts in front of him were staring at them deadly, he cleared his throat and asked, "What are you so many ghosts doing here?" If you don't play mahjong, you don't sing and dance, and you don't go to reincarnation, why are you all gathered here? ”

A female ghost with a broken leg said cautiously: "We haven't been dead for a long time, and we haven't played mahjong yet, why don't you burn a pair for us with kindness?" ”

Li Xiaobai was suddenly taken

Choked, he himself is almost unable to wear poor clothes, sleeping in the bridge cave at night, where did he get the money to buy mahjong for these ghosts to let them play mahjong, and then there are so many ghosts, a pair of mahjong is definitely not enough, at least three or four pairs of it.

Tong Le looked at these terrifying ghosts in this situation, it didn't seem to be so terrifying, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud in his heart, but after looking at Li Xiaobai's deflated expression, he still couldn't hold back his laughter.

Li Xiaobai thought for a while and said: "Playing mahjong and gambling is not a good behavior, one person gambling and the whole family suffers, you don't want to play mahjong, you still talk about why you get together, and what you just said will be sucked away by something as soon as you go out, what's going on?" Let's make it all clear, right? ”

Tong Le said: "Yes, yes, you all say it, if there is anything difficult to do, this Daoist Li will help you, he is a kind-hearted Taoist, and ah, we have just been in the morgue for so long, where are you all hiding and not coming out, why did you suddenly come out again?" ”

This time, the ghosts began to talk.

"We died so ugly that I was afraid that it would scare you when we came out like this, and if you destroyed us in a fit of rage, it would be miserable."

"That's it, and this Daoist Li, the powerful boy urine just now frightened us, and we are not powerful ghosts......"

"Isn't there really nothing I can do just now, that's why I sent a representative with a better image to talk to you, so that I can reduce the level of frightening you, and you won't be angry and ......destroy us all."

After Li Xiaobai listened to the words of the ghosts, especially when he heard the phrase "boy urine", he almost wanted to immediately open a drawer containing the corpse and lie in it by himself, as long as he buried his head in it and didn't let people see it, it shouldn't be so embarrassing.

Unexpectedly, Tong Le scolded angrily after hearing this: "You ghosts are not good ghosts at first glance, you actually lie, we have Li Daochang's wife and children, where did the boy pee come from!" ”

As soon as the ghosts heard this, whether their eyes were about to fall outside, or there were wounds on their faces, or they were crawling on the ground, their eyes were all cast on Li Xiaobai, and each ghost had indescribable complex emotions such as pity and sympathy in their eyes, and the big man said: "It's okay, Daochang Li, these are all small things, it's just a matter of taking over, who doesn't take over in life." ”

Another female ghost also said: "What is the dish that doesn't take the plate, I don't like to hear what you say, are you talking about human words?" ”

Li Xiaobai listened to a female ghost standing up for herself, and kept sighing in her heart that what you said was right, what you said was right, this ghost was too ugly to hear, and it was not human words at all.

Unexpectedly, the female ghost continued: "Daochang Li, this ghost speaks ugly, his conscience is very bad, unlike me, I am full of love and warmth, I was good at knitting sweaters when I was alive, of course, I can also knit hats, if you don't dislike it, I still have a lot of hats at home, and when the time comes, I will let my family find a green one to give to you......"

Li Xiaobai had tears in his heart, it seemed that his old face was going to be lost today, in order to stop these ghosts from continuing to talk, he said angrily: "What are you ghosts talking about!" Be serious, don't discuss my problems, and talk about your own problems. ”

Tong Le couldn't help the words of those ghosts just now, she didn't expect to meet such an interesting ghost now, her face was about to twitch when she smiled, and now she finally changed the topic, so she shifted her attention and breathed a sigh of relief.

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