Soon after I was born, I lost my father and mother, and they all said that I was compatible with my family, and it happened that there was no successor to an old bachelor in the village, so I was raised. Chinese om

Ji Ye used to specialize in measuring words and divinations, and now he sells paper work and presides over the end, because I lack wood in the five elements, he named me Li Qianshu, and forced me to recognize a big poplar tree in the east of the village as my godfather, so that when I was a child, I had to say hello to the big poplar when I went to school.

My classmates laughed at me and said that I was stupid and stupid, and I didn't recognize the tree as my father, so I had to pretend to be very fierce and say that I didn't listen to Wang Ba's recitation.

When I grew up, I gave Ji Ye a hand in the door and cut off contact with my family.

Until that day, my elder brother Li Guoqing came to report the funeral, saying that my grandfather was dead, and he asked my own grandson to go back to mourn when he was dying.

He wrote the word "Feng" in the first word, the middle of the font is one horizontal long, and the upper and lower two horizontal are short, Ji Ye frowned when he saw it.

The most accurate word measurement is the first word in front of me, Ji Ye's ability to measure words and tell fortunes has been taught to me a lot at that time, but I will be young, and I have no qualifications to dismantle it, and when Li Guoqing left, I asked Ji Ye if the word "Feng" has anything to say.

Ji Ye thought about it and only explained to me: "Be careful about this matter." ”

After saying that, I found a big white rooster and brought it with me, I don't know what to do.

I have the bottom, and I can't solve it face-to-face when I encounter a bad omen in word testing, and I feel a little panicked in my heart.

On the way to the burial in the cemetery, I walked in front of me according to the rules, and the coffin car followed behind. And my grandfather's coffin rolled out of the car onto the road!

A group of people hurriedly carried the coffin and scolded the driver, Li Guoqing shouted and asked the driver to lose money, the driver was very aggrieved, saying that he drove well, it is said that it is impossible to turn over, maybe there is something to say, it is the dead man who is unwilling.

Everyone looked at each other, and Ji Ye tied the white rooster that had been prepared earlier to the head of the coffin.

Li Guoqing inexplicably asked Ji Ye what he was doing with a fluttering chicken, and Ji Ye replied: "The coffin falls to the ground, the big murderer is unfavorable, eighty percent of the old man doesn't want to go, it is the rule to tie a rooster to the coffin to the ground to guide the dead, otherwise you will have to do something." ”

I suddenly remembered the word "Feng" written by Li Guoqing, and I couldn't help but gasp, the glyph of "Feng" is to grow branches at the crossroads, and the funeral will burn paper at the crossroads, doesn't it indicate that there will be accidents in the funeral!

The relatives were all panicked when they heard this, and they didn't care about arguing with the driver, and they continued to walk towards the cemetery, all with an expression of begging my grandfather to die early and live early.

That time, my grandfather was going to be buried with my grandmother, who had been dead for seven or eight years, but because no one had gone to her grave all these years, it was overgrown with weeds and difficult to identify, and finally Li Guoqing found the grave, and after digging the pit, the black lacquered coffin of my grandmother had already been buried.

Li Guoqing looked at the graveyard he had dug with his own hands, but he seemed to be a little puzzled, I looked suspicious, so I asked him what was wrong, but he said that it was nothing, and began to bury him again.

According to the rules, we should kneel here and mourn, because if we don't speak when we are buried, our offspring will be dumb.

I also followed the relatives and snorted, and when I raised my eyes at this time, I saw that the rooster that was jumping on the coffin just now was gone!

Seeing this, Li Guoqing hurriedly said: "Anyway, it's almost in the ground, that chicken is hanging weird, I just killed it and picked it off, go back and stew and eat, you are indispensable." ”

I really want to call him a fool, the chicken has to live into the earth to ward off evil spirits, but now it is the last moment of burial, and it is too late to remedy.

The coffin has been hoisted by a crane and prepared to be put into the ground, but when the coffin is about to fall, the rope is broken with a "click", and the coffin in mid-air falls to the ground with a loud bang, and the grandfather's coffin smashes directly on the grandmother's coffin, and the scoop is opened!

And the old man's body in a shroud fell out of the coffin, and he actually stood upright and stiff by the coffin!

I chuckled in my heart, and Li Guoqing shouted out with a "whoop": "Fraud the corpse!" ”

Relatives, you cry and I scream, and a few female relatives directly survived.

Ji Ye is an outsider, he should avoid suspicion when he is buried, he is waiting in the distance, as soon as he heard this, he quickly ran over and shouted: "Silly bastards, come and have a relative with an umbrella, don't let the corpse see the sun!" ”

But even if my grandfather's corpse was motionless, none of these filial sons and grandsons dared to go to the side, I had no choice but to jump on the lid of my grandmother's coffin with a big black umbrella to cover the old man's sun, and said that you are too nostalgic for the sun, and there will be a dying struggle at the last moment.

I didn't think that my grandmother's old coffin wood was too poor, and the years were long, and I didn't stand firmly, but I only heard a "click" under my feet, and I just had a "broken" thought in my heart, and the whole person passed through the rotten wood and fell into my grandmother's coffin!

The scenery in front of me came to an 18o degree reversal, the sharp pain in the waist and shoulders rushed through the whole body like an electric current, and the arms were also hot and painful, I was just about to "ouch", and suddenly felt that there seemed to be a person under me, by the way, why am I now lying in the coffin with my grandmother's bones!

To be honest, I was mentally prepared to face my grandmother's white bones, but when I saw the scene in front of me, I couldn't help but scream: "Mom! ”

I never imagined that what I had in my arms was not my grandmother at all, but a big girl!

This big girl has closed eyes, black and long eyelashes, a soft goose egg face, and her facial features are like paintings, and I have never seen such a beautiful woman on TV!

No, I came to my senses and pinched myself, how could there be a big beauty in my grandmother's coffin? Am I so bad?

If you look closely, she only has a suspender pajamas on her body, and there is still a vacuum inside! The soft silk material outlines the intimate curves at a glance! But this pajamas seem to have been torn by someone, scattered, as if she had suffered some kind of abuse in her life, and let me see the almost perfect **!

"A thousand trees fall to death!" Li Guoqing's voice came tremblingly from outside: "My eyes are still open!" ”

When I heard this, I quickly said, "I'm not dead at all!" Come and give me a hand! ”

As he spoke, he was going to get up, but the coffin was small, and I couldn't move at all when I was squeezed together with the big beauty, and as soon as I struggled, I felt a sharp pain in the place where my arm was fallen, and one was not supported, and the person lay on her, and her mouth was pressed against a straight and elastic roundness, and her hand was covered with the softness of the other side!

I had never been in contact with a woman before, and when my ears buzzed, I panicked! I can't suppress evil thoughts in my head, and this touch is really good

I didn't think that I had come back to my senses, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw the cherry bite she was just sipping, and I don't know when, she actually turned up slightly, as if she was smiling!

I just felt like I was stiff from head to toe all at once, and my mind went blank!

And at this time, on the inner wall of my coffin, there was a vague word "grievance" written on it, and the word "grievance" had turned brown, apparently written in blood earlier!

Could it be that she was buried alive!

The word "resentment" is on the top of the word Wanzi lost the treasure head on behalf of the family, on behalf of her home, and the word heart was flattened and trampled on the bottom, obviously she believes that people's hearts are lost, and they are full of hatred for everything, and they must have been deceived!

Why was such a person buried alive in my grandmother's coffin?

"Oh fuck," Ji Ye's voice suddenly came from the coffin hole above his head with consternation: "Why is she?" ”

What's the matter, Ji Ye knows her?

The relatives were boiling, and they dragged me out of the coffin, and when they saw the big girl in the coffin, they all exploded: "Who is this little girl?" What about Chishu and his grandmother? ”

By the way, I just reacted, she occupied my grandmother's grave, where did my grandmother go?