Chapter 310: Crossing: Hilarious Blocking the Door
The little servant opened the door: "Lord Wang, please." ”
After a few people came in, they watched a few women holding their stomachs and laughing, Xiao Mo was embarrassed for a while.
"Hahaha...... Xiao Mo, why are you so stupid, laughing at me, hahaha......" Song Ci pointed at Xiao Mo, laughing wildly, and his heart suddenly felt a lot more comfortable.
Xiao Mo clenched his fist and coughed twice on his lips: "Can I go and pick up the bride now?" ”
"It's still early, it's just an appetizer."
"And?"
Song Ci looked proud: "This is called 'blocking the door', no matter what era there is this custom, if you want to receive the bride, you must pass the pass of our bridesmaid group." ”
"Then how many levels do I have to break through to get the bride?"
"Of course, it's five levels and six generals, but our bridesmaid group is still very open-minded, you don't have to fight alone, you can ask the best man group for help, but if you fail, you can only accept the punishment alone."
"And the punishment?" The corners of Xiao Mo's mouth twitched slightly.
Qian Bao came over with a smile: "What is the punishment?" ”
"Penalty for doing push-ups, not much, fifty at a time."
A few of them thought evilly: "If Xiao Mo can't break through the next level, then can he still cave tonight?" ”
Yang Dazhuang rubbed his hands: "Interesting, it's interesting, hurry up and start it, I can't wait." ”
Aya gave him a funny look: "It's not you who take the kiss, why are you so excited?" ”
"Hee-hee, it's all about participation."
Xiao Mo sighed: "Okay, I accept the challenge, what's the next level?" ”
Song Ci raised his eyebrows proudly: "Come in with us." ”
Si Tianmu leaned over to An Yajie's side and whispered, "Who came up with the idea, I didn't hear what door you were going to block when I sent you here in the morning?" ”
"I won't tell you." Anya Jie turned her head and walked to the front.
"Hey, you ......"
Several people came to a room, Song Ci clapped his palms, and a maid walked in with a tray, Song Ci pinched his fingers and picked up the square scarf in the tray.
I saw that there were four different red lip prints printed on the white scarf, and the serial number was marked under the lip prints.
Song Ci looked at Xiao Mo and explained with a smile: "This level is called guessing lip prints, you have definitely kissed Sister Liu Feng's red lips countless times, right?" ”
Xiao Mo was a little embarrassed, and coughed several times with his fist on his lips, and everyone watched it with amusement.
"Just guess which of the four lip prints on this is the bride's."
Several men immediately bent down in front of Song Ci and stared at the scarves in her hands one by one.
"The fourth one must be from our family." Yang Dazhuang looked confident.
Aya laughed: "Why, are you so sure that lip print is mine?" ”
"Hehe, because I kissed it."
"Hehehe......" everyone laughed at the sound.
Aya smiled and glanced at Yang Dazhuang.
Yang Dazhuang made a serious analysis: "Look, the No. 4 lip print is thin on the top and thick on the bottom, isn't it the same as yours?" ”
Everyone looked up at Aya's lips, and Aya immediately covered her mouth with her sleeve.
"Hush." Her actions drew contempt from everyone.
Qian Bao pointed to the No. 2 lip print: "This must be Song Ci's, and Song Ci's lips are as thick as the top and bottom." ”
"Hahaha......"
"Isn't that a sausage mouth, hahaha......" Si Tianmu laughed heartlessly.
"You're the sausage mouth." Song Ci glared at Si Tianmu dissatisfied, and then turned his head to stare at Qian Bao.
"What kind of eyes do you have, where are my lips thick, this is called thin and moderate, is it good, the best thing is my lip shape."
Qian Bao immediately admitted his mistake: "Okay, good, your mouth is the best, I have a cheap mouth, I said the wrong thing." Qian Bao said while beating his own cheap mouth.
Song Ci was satisfied and gave Qian Bao a look that you know the current affairs very well.
"That No. 3 lip must be my Anya's, the top and bottom are as thin."
"Poof." As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed for a while.
An Yajie gave Si Tianmu a roll of the eyes, why did this thing sound so twisted when he said this.
The three of them all recognized their woman's lips, Xiao Mo stared at the lips that no one recognized, rubbing his chin and pondering.
Si Tianmu patted Xiao Mo on the shoulder: "Don't think about it, we won't admit mistakes, the rest must be Liu Feng's." ”
"Are you sure?"
"Of course."
"Are you two sure?"
Qian Bao and Yang Dazhuang nodded violently.
"Alright then, then I'll pick the number one lip print."
"You're sure." Song Ci smiled sadly.
"For the sake of the two of us, I can give you another chance, do you want to change your answer?"
Xiao Mo stared at Song Ci's eyes, in addition to smiling or laughing, he swept the three groomsmen one by one: "Are the three of you sure?" ”
"Sure." The three best men answered well.
"I'm also sure, it's the number one, and I won't change it."
Song Ci sighed regretfully: "I'm sorry, classmate Xiao, there is no bride's lip print in it." ”
"What?"
"Hahaha......" Song Ci laughed without any image.
"Because these four lip prints are all mine, hahaha......"
Xiao Mo immediately stopped: "How can you play tricks, since there is no bride's lip print in it, then you still let me choose?" ”
Song Ci smiled harmlessly: "Did I say that I must let you choose?" I'm just asking you to guess which lip print is the bride's, and if not, you just tell me no. ”
"You ......" Xiao Mo was dumbfounded.
Anya Jie and Aya were amused by Xiao Mo's deflated expression.
Xiao Mo glared at the three people next to him one by one, but Qian Bao looked calm: "Don't stare at me, I chose the right one, isn't that the lip print of our family's Song Ci." ”
As soon as Qian Bao's voice fell, he received several disdainful looks, and the lip prints were all from your family's Song Ci, so you wouldn't make the wrong choice even if you closed your eyes.
"Okay, failed to break through the second level, classmate Xiao, accept the punishment, fifty push-ups."
Xiao Mo muttered dissatisfiedly: "I don't think the four are like them, you have to let me choose." ”
Si Tianmu felt a trace of guilt: "You just do it quickly, we must use dim sum in the next level." ”
Xiao Mo reluctantly started push-ups, and the three women counted them amusefully.
"One, two, three......"
Xiao Mo's hands were a little sore when he reached the fortieth one, and Song Ci bent down and looked at Xiao Mo with a smile.
"Student Xiao, push-ups must be done standard, otherwise they won't count."
Xiao Mo gritted his teeth in anger and could only insist on doing it.
Si Tianmu looked at Xiao Mo, whose hands were a little trembling, he leaned his head into Qian Bao's ear and whispered: "Why do I think Song Ci is a little deliberate to fix Xiao Mo, where did Xiao Mo offend her?" ”
Qian Bao smiled: "Who knows." ”
Xiao Mo's push-ups were finally done, and Song Ci announced in a comfortable mood that he could move on to the next level.
When a few people came to the courtyard, there was a round stone table and four stone benches under a large banyan tree, and the three women sat on them as a matter of course.
There was still a stool left, and the three groomsmen quickly grabbed the stool, Qian Bao walked in the front, he grabbed the stool one step ahead of others, and sat on it triumphantly.
He put his hands on the stone table, and looked at Song Ci with a smile as soon as he was about to speak, but Song Ci glanced at him: "Who let you sit here, are you the groom?" ”
The corners of Qian Bao's mouth twitched a little.
"Hahaha......" Several die-hard friends leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, and Qian Bao touched the tip of his nose and stood up embarrassedly.
Xiao Mo sat on the stone bench with a smile, and looked at Song Ci with a flattering expression: "Bridesmaids, please ask the question, what do you want me to guess this time?" ”
Professional Dr. Xiao also vaguely felt that Song Ci deliberately meant to fix him, but he couldn't figure out where he offended Song Ci when he scratched his head.
Song Ci saw that Xiao Mo finally had some eyesight, so he looked at him with a teachable expression: "This level can be regarded as a score question." ”
"Just pick one of our three bridesmaids and tell her ten virtues."
Xiao Mo chose without thinking about it: "This is simple, I'll choose Anya, she has many advantages, she ......"
Xiao Mo suddenly couldn't speak, because there were two pairs of leopard-like eyes in front of him staring straight at him.
Song Ci's eyes wanted to eat people: "Who thought he had the strength to see just now?" ”
Aya's eyes were fine, but her teeth felt itchy inexplicably: "Don't I have ten advantages?" ”
Xiao Mo also had three knife-like eyes behind him.
Si Tianmu looked resentful: "Anya has many advantages, how do you know that Anya has many advantages, you are going to marry a daughter-in-law, and you are still staring at other people's daughters-in-law and what advantages they say." ”
Yang Dazhuang was the same as Aya, with inexplicable itchy teeth: "Why choose Ayajie to say, my Aya is also full of advantages, don't say only ten, that is, you can't finish it in one day, Xiao Mo, you are a second goods." ”
Qian Bao was even more angry: "Why don't you want to choose An Yajie, don't my Song Ci have no merits, you deserve Song Ci to rectify you, and now I want to rectify you." ”
An Yajie looked at Xiao Mo with a sympathetic expression, Xiao Mo's back was already sweating, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty.
"Well, in fact, the three of you have a lot of advantages, hehe, I'...... I can't finish it. Xiao Mo wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
The three best men behind him all clasped their hands, waiting to see the show one by one.
Song Ci snorted coldly: "It's okay, we're not in a hurry, you can talk slowly." ”
Xiao Mo shouted in his heart: "But I'm in a hurry, my bride is still waiting for me." ”
Xiao Mo realized that he had hit Song Ci's muzzle, so he reined in the precipice and looked at Song Ci with a firm face: "I'll just talk about you, I think you have the most advantages." ”
"Hush."
As soon as Xiao Mo's voice fell, he received Aya's white eyes, but Xiao Mo couldn't care so much now, he searched his stomach and thought about the advantages of Song Ci.
Song Ci smiled indistinctly: "Very good, then let's say it quickly, but I have to give you a reminder, the time is only thirty seconds." ”
"What? But you didn't say you wanted to time it at first. "Summerer is going crazy.
"Can't I change my rules now?" Song Ci is justified.
"Aya is in charge of counting, and the timer begins."