I didn't talk to Yu Xiang Rou Si for a few words, Fang Fat Man drove Yu Xiang Rou Shreds to "give" his BMW Z4 when he arrived, pushed open the iron door and walked in by himself, and sighed with dark circles under his eyes: "What are you two thinking about JB again?" Yu Xiang Rou Shreds hasn't arrived for that helper yet!? ”

"Why don't you pay attention to the frequency!? I don't want to have children! This black eye is almost catching up with the black hole! You really suffocated the strength of Hou Yi's shooting sun! ”

Fang Fatzi is not very sloppy in his dress today, probably because of the weight loss, he can finally put on the suit he dreams of, and the original long black hair has made him cut into board inches, which is even more neat.

It's just a bit of an overindulgent posture.

"Pay attention to the poop frequency! I've been busy looking at the house lately, day and night, plus I have to practice swords, who has the time to think about it! Don't say it, I've been so tired lately! ”

Fang Fatzi found the mineral water that Yu Xiang shredded pork put in the corner, drank not a bottle in one gulp, and then sat beside me with a big grin: "Brother Yi, what have you been doing JB recently?" I haven't seen you in days! ”

"Recently, I've been busy discussing the issue of soul ferrying between China and the West with Hades, and by the way, I've been discussing with King Yama about transcending evil ghosts, and I'm busy exploring the path of yin and yang with the Buddha and Taishang Laojun."

I rammed nonsense.

Fang Fatzi's head hurt when he heard me pull the calf: "Okay, you're amazing!" I'll look at your posture, and you'll have to sit on the ground and soar in two days! ”

"When the time comes, Chengxian will take you! As the old saying goes, don't all say that if one person attains the Tao, the pig and the dog ascend to heaven! ”

"you! You have to be hacked to death by 999 thunderbolts like this! It's too pretending! ”

The two of us stared at each other, and we were about to tear our mouths apart.

The upset Yu Xiang Rousi couldn't stand the noise and shouted: "You two stop for a while!" It's easy to get angry if you blow too much! ”

Fang Fatzi looked at the plaster cast on Yu Xiangrou's arm, and it was rare to have a positive shape: "When are we going to avenge the little meat?"

"It's coming, just these two days."

I looked at the phone time: "Why hasn't your cousin arrived yet?"

"I don't know, I'll send him another penguin letter to urge him."

Yu Xiang stabbed his mobile phone and urged his cousin to arrive quickly.

I was chatting with Fang Fatzi about how to sell the house at a high price.

Half an hour has passed in the blink of an eye.

"Boom!"

There was a frantic and fatal slamming sound at the big iron door.

Frightened us, Fang Fatzi got up and went to open the door: "Don't knock!" Don't knock! Your hands don't hurt!? This one is smashing to death! ”

"Is Brother Yu Rou here?"

Fang Fatzi opened the door, and a young man standing in front of him looked into the warehouse, feeling a little lost in his heart. After all, after Yu Xiangrou shredded walked out of the mountains, he made a fortune in business, and he shouldn't live in an abandoned warehouse!

"Yes, yes! Bring him here, little fat man! ”

Yu Xiang Rousi shouted weakly.

I glanced in the direction of the fat man suspiciously, and only saw a yellow straw hat.

"This kid ...... It's so stylish! ”

Fang Fatzi could see the overall appearance of his cousin with shredded meat, and it was true that he couldn't find a word to describe his cousin's appearance when he touched the back of his head.

When the fat man led my cousin Yu Xiangrou to walk in front of me, I was so shocked that I forgot to shake hands politely, and sighed: "This kid ...... It's really fashionable! The beautiful country is not looking for you to participate in Paris Oulanya Fashion Week, and you are a rare talent! It's so exciting! ”

How to describe the appearance of his cousin in the shredded meat.

Belch......

It can be said that it is a special dish that is limited to a daily limit at a home-cooked restaurant.

Not only is it just across the road, but it's also outstanding!

Just said that he was dressed, wearing a black batsuit robe, and washed to the faded fat green military pants. He wears a yellow straw hat from One Piece Luffy on his pants and a ninja forehead guard from Sasuke Uchiha on his forehead. The belt hangs a small reed whistle copper bowl suona that can only be worn by professional white workers, carrying an oversized travel bag on his back and stepping on a pair of military hook shoes.

The point is that this dress is full of dust and mud, and the military hook shoes that should be shiny with shoe polish are at this moment as if they have just come out of the crops, which is quite burying and nesting.

He has the shawl of a foreign artist, his wool curly silver hair, a pair of triangular eyes are bright, but he has the same big dark circles as Fang Fat, and he has not done anything good in the past two days.

Large nose, high nose bridge, wide mouth.

And the corners of his mouth are always raised, but it is definitely not a silly smile or an idiot smile, it is the kind of bad smile with bad intentions, as if he is thinking about how to trick people.

Whether the whole person is dressed or faced, he is always giving others a sense of impropriety, more like an authentic professional Laizi.

In this way, the first collapse and then the trial will not catch the wrong person.

"This is your cousin? The tall man you're talking about? ”

What do I think, how do I think his cousin doesn't have a relationship with the word "superior".

"Uh......"

Yu Xiang Shredded Meat was also silent.

When his cousin was very familiar, he took out a box of cigarette boxes without a trademark from his trouser pocket, and took out three home-rolled cigarettes: "I haven't seen Brother Yu Rou for several years, so I'll introduce myself."

We hesitated to take the cigarettes.

He deliberately straightened his crooked straw hat and coughed lightly, as if introducing himself in front of the interviewer: "Hello three of you!" My name is Georgy Konstantinovich Monkeysky, and I studied bel canto in the early years of the United Nations on the other side of the Atlantic. ”

After speaking, perhaps he felt that the introduction alone was not infectious, so he immediately held the straw hat with one hand, grabbed the waistband of his trousers with the other, and took out the stage where he led the grandfathers and grandmothers to dance square dances at home and the stage experience of jumping on the grave all the year round, and shouted in a suppressed voice: "I am drunk alone!" Drink too much brain melon bag dry and crushed! The eyes are cross-eyed, just ask him to reset one day! Oh yes! ”

Yu Xiang shredded pork: "......"

Fang Fatzi: "......"

I waved my hand: "Okay, it's okay, it's perverted enough!"

Fang Fatzi, who was rebellious, asked, "You bel canto learned from you!?" The taste is really a bit rushed! ”

"Forgive me! Excuse me! I haven't sung in years!"

He's not shy at all!

Yu Xiangrousi looked at his cousin's appearance, and was very helpless: "Where have you been these days!?" Why didn't you come to me sooner?! ”

In the book "Red Thunder Dream", Tang Sizang once said to Cheng Yanjin that love is a promise intertwined with your heart and me. I finally came to Songdong for a trip, and I happened to meet my girlfriend who has been dating online for eight years and shared a few nights of Spring Festival. ”

Regardless of whether Yu Xiang's cousin has never learned bel canto, just saying that his acting talent is absolutely top-notch, he described what he has encountered in the past few days with tears in his eyes: "I made a promise to you and my object, and I am willing to go down the mountain, heaven and earth are together, and I dare to make a promise with the king, who would have thought that her family would obstruct it in every way, and she would not be happy for us to be together!"

"Who wouldn't want to? You tell my brother! Brother will take you to find him! ”

The depressed Yu Xiang Shredded Pork finally had a chance to breathe.

His cousin wiped a handful of bitter tears, entangled in the unwillingness to break this beautiful story: "Her husband is not happy!"

Yu Xiang shredded pork: "......"

Fang Fatzi: "......"

I waved my hand: "Okay, it's okay, it's not happy enough!"

"If you give birth to a child, you should be like Sun Zhongmou, and Luzhou will give 100,000 heads!"

His cousin wiped a handful of tears, his eyes were gloomy, and he clenched his fists and couldn't let go: "I really broke up with someone with a handful of and tears of pee!" After the breakup, I thought that I would not come to Songdong for 800 years. This time, I will go to my ancestral grave and take a look, burn some paper, let them smoke some green smoke, bless me. ”

"I took a taxi to my ancestral grave as soon as possible, and bought some old burning paper from the nearby warehouse on July 15th! I never thought of it! CTMD！ I burned the wrong grave on the paper! This is not my ancestral grave! ”

"I'm sad! That's a lot of trillions of deals! This can't bless me with smoke! At that time, I knelt in front of the grave and wanted to die! But Nima is even more fucked! There's a ghost in that grave! ”

"The ghost floated out of the grave, thank God thank me! said that he has been buried here for decades, and no one has ever given him a grave, and he has to play mahjong with other grave ghosts on special credit! Now that I have the paper money I burned, I finally dare to hang the chicken alone and continue to be the king of guns! When it's over, you're thinking you'll have to pull me for a drink! ”

"Just drink some of it, and I just bought two bottles of grave wine. I'll just follow him, I'll have a cup, he's a cup, I'll have a cup, I'll have a cup...... Drink up! Give me a lot of drink! After drinking too much, he complained to me, saying how miserable he was, how he played mahjong and didn't dare to hang the chicken alone! Later, he fooled me and said that I would buy him some more old burning paper, and said that I would give me some points when I won money in the future! ”

"When I heard it, this is very good! You can give me a penny! ”

"A sure-fire deal!"

Yu Xiang shredded pork: "......"

Fang Fatzi: "......"

I waved my hand: "Okay, it's okay, it's enough."

"The author of "Madness in the Underworld" once said that if everyone gives a dollar, I can become a billionaire!"

His cousin suddenly grabbed Yu Xiangrou's arm and shook it: "Brother Yu Rou!" That devil deceived me! He lied to me! I bought him all the money in my pocket and burned it! When I woke up the next morning, he ran away with the money! Good thing you messaged me and let me over! Otherwise, I'll be like finding a piece of tofu and killing me! It's so embarrassing to live! It's so embarrassing! ”

"Later, I peed around the grave, and I was ready to suck him to death!"

Yu Xiang shredded pork: "......"

Fang Fatzi: "......"

I waved my hand: "Okay, it's okay, it's enough to be aggrieved."

Ling Meiling said before that there might be a traitor or a traitor around me, and I thought it was Yu Xiangrou and his cousin at first.

After all, the timing and background of this person's appearance are not quite right.

But look at him in this state! Look at this demeanor!

Is IQ enough to be a traitor and a traitor?!

The villain asked him to be a second dog, isn't that purely a bunk next to the dung pit, not far from (death)?!

It's really a chick peeing, each with its own way!

What can he do?

It's good to pass it on to him!