Chapter 108: Sobering
"Damn, there's bullshit just drinking!" Jiang Wenxin finally couldn't help it, and scolded with the strength of the wine: "I'll invite you to drink, it's good for you, forget if you don't bring a girl, come here, two stuffy farts can't be released!" What the do I want you to do! ”
"you! When it comes to making a phone call, you have to say something that is tired of playing crookedly. Are you trying to freshly come to this place? The few people who drank with him were also red-faced, scolding, and there were no good words in their mouths.
The waiter came to persuade them several times, but they spat on their faces. The customers at the adjacent table were all noisy by them, and they checked out early and left. The boss had no choice but to pray with a sad face that they would leave early.
"Eh, look." Suddenly, they saw a super beautiful woman sitting by the window.
Jiang Wenxin's definition of beauty is extremely simple, with white skin and beautiful long legs. The image of this beauty is fully in line with these three. What's more, the waves on her chest almost burst the goose-yellow knit sweater on her body. When he saw the slender leg shape outlined by the pantyhose under the table, Jiang Wenxin's eyes straightened.
"Rub, new brother, what do you think of this?"
"You said her pair of rabbits, it must be cool to rub it!" The man with the toothpick in his mouth smiled lewdly and said loudly: "I just don't know if it's enough to scream." ”
"That's good." Jiang Wenxin whistled at the big beauty, got up and walked towards her. Jiang Wenxin, who was above, didn't notice at all that there was still a person sitting opposite her.
Lu Qianfan combines his shallow social experience with rich experience in cool writing, and has always firmly believed that when he sees a beautiful woman who is more beautiful than a female anchor in reality, people of different identities think of different things at the first moment.
Street runners who live with their own unique aesthetic will directly associate some indescribable movement. And the losers who have achieved nothing will be more conservative, they will only remember whether they have seen her in which work first, and then start the subsequent fantasies. As for the self-righteous rich second generation, it will be more advanced. They usually go all the way from fantasizing about showing their excellent charm to dating, getting drunk, opening a room, ......
Of course, all fantasies stop after the movement with color has taken place.
"Therefore, only an infatuated man like me, who has always been in love, will directly invite you to be buried with you, not whether to share the table." Lu Qianfan said to Xiao Ranran.
Xiao Ranran glared at Lu Qianfan and said, "Only a shameless person like you dares to talk to a girl like this." ”
Lu Qianfan sandwiched the mutton roll with chopsticks in the boiling soup pot. He said: "Since you were a child, you have been a red face and a curse, no matter where you go, the eyes of the men around you are on you. Look at how many pairs of eyes are staring at you right now. ”
"I'm used to it." Xiao Ranran said.
"But I don't mind." Lu Qianfan said. He put the fat sheep roll covered with sesame sauce in his mouth, and as he chewed, he looked at the young man who came up while he was drinking. "Before, I always thought that the plots in Shuangwen that pretended to slap my face were all made by the author himself. It is only today that I truly appreciate what art means to come from life. ”
Listening to the shouts and whistles in his ears, Lu Qianfan said: "A well-educated person has a really good temper, even if the green tendons on his forehead are about to explode, he can still smile." Just like me. ”
"What did you go through to make your skin so thick?"
"Little beauty, are you interested in coming to my brother's place for a drink?" Jiang Wenxin stood the wine bottle in his hand on the table and said drunkly: "It's so boring to eat hot pot by yourself." Brother, please eat ......"
"Well, that's why I don't exist, right?" Lu Qianfan reached out and patted Jiang Wenxin's back, interrupting his words. “”
Jiang Wenxin turned his head to look at Lu Qianfan, and said with a grin: "Where did the little chicken come from?" Beauty, this little guy can't satisfy you. ”
Regarding Jiang Wenxin's foul language, Xiao Ranran frowned lightly and said, "If you grind again, I will do it myself." ”
"What's the need for a beautiful woman to do it, my brother will personally help you drive him away." Jiang Wenxin, who was dazed, didn't understand Xiao Ranran's meaning at all, and reached out to grab her wrist.
However, as soon as Jiang Wenxin was about to touch Xiao Ranran's white and tender little hand, he felt that his hand was bitten by a tiger vise and lifted it up stiffly!
"Boy, what are you doing!"
Lu Qianfan smiled and said, "Don't be too much. ”
"Rub, why are you so annoying!" Jiang Wenxin scolded: "Sister Lao Tzu, what the hell are you doing here!" As soon as he picked up the wine bottle, he smashed it on Lu Qianfan's head!
The waiter on the side hurriedly shouted, "Be careful! ”
However, the wine bottle did not fall on Lu Qianfan's head as they expected - Lu Qianfan firmly grabbed the bottom of the beer bottle and said, "Don't get excited, I'll give you a chance to apologize." Waiter, make him a glass of honey water to sober up. ”
"Give me a chance? I'm going to apologize for your next life! Jiang Wenxin shook off Lu Qianfan, took out a knife from his waist and stabbed Lu Qianfan in the lower abdomen!
"What does our affair have to do with your mother?" Lu Qianfan's face was full of doubts. "Are you going to make your mother regret your birth?"
Seeing the lively passers-by, they didn't even have time to scream, but they saw Lu Qianfan pinching Jiang Wenxin's dagger with only two fingers!
Lu Qianfan continued: "Then you have completed this goal now. ”
Seeing that Jiang Wenxin had a conflict with people, the group of people who were drinking with him hurriedly got up, and one of them carried a beer bottle, and surrounded Lu Qianfan in a huladi. ", who the are you!"
Lu Qianfan sighed. "A group of mom bao men, left their mothers, they can't even speak."
A woman in the crowd said that Ma Bao Nan is indeed annoying, but this scolding mother and Ma Bao Nan are completely different things!
"Wipe Nima!" Jiang Wenxin and his group couldn't stand Lu Qianfan's mouth, the wine poured out the anger more and more, and immediately hit it with a wine bottle!
"Armani Babo!" Lu Qianfan didn't know where to learn a sentence of Xinjiang English, pushed Jiang Wenxin away, and dodged to avoid the smashed wine bottle.
Xiao Ranran quietly moved the table and added a little thick soup to the pot.
"All of your actions to move the table are distrustful of me." While expressing his dissatisfaction, Lu Qianfan removed the wine bottle from the gangster's hand and punched him in the face. "Young man, sneak attack from behind, don't talk about martial arts!"
Jiang Wenxin is stupid. Don't talk about martial arts? Then you are going to play three ways, with chopsticks dipped in hot soup in your hand, and what kind of door is it that you are running to people's eyes!
Lu Qianfan's mouth beeped non-stop, and his hands were not idle at all. A pair of chopsticks made him play with flowers in his hands, and the two little hooligans screamed, and the beer bottle in his hand was forced to be armored. The hooligan with the full bottle of liquor was fine. knocked off the bottle and prepared to be used as a sharp weapon, so that the guy was scalded by Lu Qianfan with chopsticks and made several blisters!
"Damn, I'm coming!" A gangster saw that the wine bottle couldn't hurt Lu Qianfan, so he simply threw away the wine bottle and took out a butterfly spring dagger from his waist. He shook the dagger in his hand, and ran to Lu Qianfan to stab him.
Seeing the knife flower that this guy was playing, Lu Qianfan actually applauded in the chaotic battle.
"What are you clapping for?" Xiao Ranran asked. Because Lu Qianfan's chopsticks were always stirring in the pot, Xiao Ranran simply asked the waiter to bring another pot bottom. At first, she was still a little worried, but Lu Qianfan's machine gun mouth completely dispelled her idea of helping, and let Lu Qianfan perform by herself.
Lu Qianfan said: "Awesome, the lucky guy who didn't cut off his fingers when he played with knives and flowers made me want to applaud him." ”
Before the dagger-wielding gangster could react, the knife in his hand was in Lu Qianfan's hand!
Lu Qianfan grabbed the handle of the knife on the side and said: "The direction of the knife is not right, when the knife is buckled, the blade is towards the finger, and you are not afraid of cutting your own finger." How do you like to hurt your girlfriend at a young age? As he spoke, he threw a set of knife flowers in his hand for more than thirty seconds, and by the way, he used the tip of the knife to make more than a dozen cuts on the gangster's clothes!
The tip of the knife slashed against the skin, but it didn't leave the slightest scar. When it comes to the ability to control power and angle when it comes to playing with knives, no one present is stronger than Lu Qianfan.
Lu Qianfanlu's hand directly shocked Jiang Wenxin and his gang, and most of them woke up in an instant!
", boy! Provoke us, you don't have good fruit to eat! ”
Lu Qianfan didn't understand why they still had the courage to continue to be arrogant. But the next moment, it dawned on him! A magical light suddenly appeared in the room!
"Lu Qianfan! Xiao Ranran was also taken aback, and hurriedly stood up, ready to summon her own magic armor.
However, Jiang Wenxin didn't have any magic armor on his body at all! To be precise, Jiang Wenxin only wore armor below the elbow of his right hand!
Fortunately, the summoning speed of the Heavenly Wolf was faster than that of ordinary Demon Armor, and Lu Qianfan was able to summon the Heavenly Wolf to block this sudden attack at the moment of the magic attack.
However, he was also confused by Jiang Wenxin's sudden magic attack. He asked, "Ranran, what's going on?" ”
"It's like ...... A new technology developed by the CIBO consortium. Xiao Ranran said: "The rapid activation technology can only activate the power furnace and specific magic weapons, and activate the magic weapons in a very short time. However, this technology is still in the testing stage and is not fully marketable. ”
"The Cibo Consortium?" The name of this consortium, Lu Qianfan will not forget. Tang Jie's father's death is inseparable from this consortium, and he promised Tang Jie to investigate it. "If it's not made public, it means that this group of drunks has a good relationship with the Cibo Consortium, right?"
Xiao Ranran felt that Lu Qianfan had something to say, and there seemed to be a trace of anger. "You pay attention to proportion, don't kill you."
"Don't worry, I'm just helping them sober up."
"Sir, here is ......"
Before the waiter could finish speaking, the wolf was already moving! After two lightning flashes in the hot pot restaurant, two people who were roasted and spit black smoke lay on the ground.
"Demon Armor Summon!" Jiang Wenxin hurriedly summoned a complete magic armor, but was knocked to the ground by Lu Qianfan's punch!
"You ......"
Lu Qianfan stepped on Jiang Wenxin's demon armor chest with one foot, directly defeating his demon armor! Lu Qianfan said: "I gave you a chance, but you didn't grasp it." ”
Lu Qianfan's sudden burst of terrifying murderous aura made Xiao Ranran stunned, as if she had seen a killing god who had risen from the pile of demonic beast corpses!
However, Lu Qianfan's murderous aura only stopped at this moment, and it was restrained in a blink of an eye, and it was no different from the past.
Three minutes later, a scene staged in the hot pot restaurant was on the hot search list on Weibo for a full day.
"Big brother...... Eldest brother...... I was wrong...... I was wrong......" Jiang Wenxin sat in his chair and wanted to cry without tears. As for his fox friends and dog friends, they had long been piled aside by Lu Qianfan like arhats.
Lu Qianfan took a bowl of honey water and said with a smile: "Drink some honey water, sober up, good for you." ”
"Big brother, I can't drink ......" Jiang Wenxin was tied to a chair and couldn't move, so he could only let Lu Qianfan pour honey water into his mouth.
"Then accompany my brother to get through." Lu Qianfan opened a bottle of beer with a smile and poured it directly into Jiang Wenxin's mouth. "What about the rest of the fish you raise?"
Jiang Wenxin was poured into bubbles by Lu Qianfan, and beer squirted out of his mouth and nose.
"That's not going to work, is it? You can't do it either......" As he spoke, Lu Qianfan poured a bowl of honey water into Jiang Wenxin's mouth.
Xiao Ranran watched this scene from the side, and said helplessly: "It's almost over, it's not good to deal with the aftermath if it's too big." ”
Only then did Lu Qianfan stop. After taking a photo of Jiang Wenxin and several people, he said: "All the losses are recorded in your accounts, understand?" ”
"Got it! Got it! Jiang Wenxin learned smartly this time and hurriedly seized this opportunity.
"I'll just say I'm well-bred up, right? Smiling throughout. Lu Qianfan asked with a hippie smile.
Xiao Ranran glanced at Jiang Wenxin, who had experienced inhumane torture, and gently spit out a word. "Get out!"
Coming out of the hot pot restaurant, Lu Qianfan said, "Why don't we go have a barbecue?" Jiang Wenxin made such a fuss, they didn't eat anything at all in the hot pot restaurant, and Lu Qianfan's stomach was still empty.
Xiao Ranran said: "Forget it, let's go back to the apartment and eat." ”
"That's a steak takeaway, how about we have a candlelit dinner?"
Xiao Ranran didn't answer, but asked, "Lu Qianfan, did you kill them just now?" ”
Lu Qianfan said: "Dare to tease my family, I am already merciful to spare their lives." ”
"I'm not kidding you." Xiao Ranran said: "I can feel your murderous aura just now. Of the hunters I've seen in Ninggu, only those who have been fighting with demonic beasts all year round have them. ”
"Can you not mention Ningu?" The smile on Lu Qianfan's face suddenly disappeared and became a little depressed.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I'm afraid to die." Lu Qianfan stopped. He looked at the shop window on the side of the street and said, "I'm afraid." I'm afraid that I didn't protect you well, and I'm afraid that I don't know when I'll die somewhere. ”
The mannequins in the windows are dressed in trendy trench coats, and the glass reflects the busy streets. Lu Qianfan looked at the window, as if he was looking at this world of camping beings. He looked at the world full of life and said, "I want to live, with you." But just now, I suddenly realized...... At the time of the Warcraft crisis, I actually preferred to fight with people. At least then I won't die......"
Xiao Ranran was stunned for a moment. She said, "But I'll continue to fight Warcraft." Because I don't want Brother Li Tao and those martyrs who sacrificed in Ninggu to become meaningless. If you want to live with me......"
"Then try to be stronger." Lu Qianfan smiled: "I know." I was tired before and wanted to escape for a while. After resting for so long, it's time for me to sober up and raise a little fighting spirit to do things seriously. ”
"Ding!" As if cooperating with Lu Qianfan, his mobile phone rang at the right time.
Lu Qianfan looked at his mobile phone and said to Xiao Ranran with a wry smile: "It's really time to come." So that's it for a candlelit dinner in the evening. My vacation is coming to an end tomorrow. ”
Looking at Lu Qianfan, who suddenly became active, Xiao Ranran gave a thumbs up. Regarding his emotional regulation ability, Xiao Ranran only has a capital "service".