Chapter 711: You King of the Harem! (5th Update)
The terrain of Sigzisk is very special, there are more than 10 narrow forks in the entire perimeter, and a large number of dark washerwomen are distributed on each fork. Level:Berserk Monster Level:175HP:480000Physical Attack:7000~10000Physical Defense:3000Magic Defense:1900Skill:Skull StirringγDark Devouring Monster Introduction:
After the peasants of Sigzisk were killed by the Half-Dragons, they were killed by the Dark Nightmare? Pol was infused with a violent undead toxin and sank into the undead. These undead can use their heads as weapons to attack intruders, and have become slaves of the half-dragons.
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Jiang Chen spread his hands and said, "Hehe, don't kill it, let's cook!" β
Hannah nodded, "Okay, I'm hungry too." β
The two of them did not go offline purely, but chose the most obscene strategy, went offline and then went online, hung up, and then took off the light-sensitive glasses.
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When he walked out of the room, Jiang Chen walked down the first floor quickly, and almost collided with Mi Lan.
Mi Lan was dressed differently than usual today, and actually wore a bright red T-shirt, which tightly wrapped the graceful curve of her figure, which immediately made Jiang Chen's nostrils hot.
Mi Lan saw the slut Jiang's expression, and immediately pushed him away angrily, "I hate it, get out of the way, I'm going to the bathroom." β
The slut Jiang smiled evilly and grabbed her hand, "People want to go with you!" β
Mi Lan's lips trembled in fright, "There are too many people!" β
Jiang Chen looked downstairs, no, his family had a tea party again today, and the MMs were all here, and there was even one more heartless dead shoulder and his beautiful anchor girlfriend.
Jiang Chen let go of Mi Lan's hand at this time, "Hehe, then wait for less people." β
Mi Lan pinched his little face fiercely and ran away shyly. Jiang Chen glanced back, and almost couldn't help but be impulsive, Mi Lan was still wearing a pair of white hot pants today, and the shorts couldn't cover the snowy white legs, which was simply extremely tempting.
Xiao Xiaochen suddenly rose up without discussing with Jiang Chen, so that Jiang Chen had to silently recite the jackfruit heart sutra in the stairwell, stabilize his mood, and then go downstairs.
When he saw Jiang Chen, he immediately grinned, and said heartlessly, "Brother, I'm here to eat!" β
Jiang Chen didn't have a good breath and said, "You get out, my brother and sister stay, you have this rice bucket, my brother has prepared so many dumplings, which are not enough for you to stuff your teeth." β
Dead scratched his head embarrassedly, "Brother, I brought snacks and food, can I stay?" β
"Stay with the appetizers, and you keep rolling."
Dead carrying the inner cow is full of faces.
Wang Yuehua couldn't stand it anymore, and grabbed Jiang Chen's neck, "Okay, Xiao Zhengtai, don't bully and carry it, I'll prepare dinner with you, we're all hungry!" β
Jiang Chen looked at Wang Yuehua, and his eyes lit up again, on weekdays, Wang Yuehua is an inconspicuous eldest sister, but today she is wearing a very beautiful dress, a pink plaid tropeau T-shirt with a beige short skirt, and most of the two long snow legs are exposed.
Jiang Chen didn't dare to stay on Wang Yuehua's body too much, and hurriedly walked to the kitchen, "Okay, for the sake of Sister Bubbles' face, let's carry you and stay!" β
"Brother, I'll help you too, I brought your favorite prickly old tooth today." β
Jiang Chen looked him up and down, "It's my younger sister's favorite food, right?" β
Liu Yan blushed, "Hehe, brother, don't be so direct, okay, my family is very shy to carry it." β
Jiang Chen smiled evilly, "I understand." Okay, carry it, the kitchen is none of your business, you accompany everyone to watch TV, and it's good to have Sister Bubble and Lei Lei to help me. β
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Wang Yuehua is indeed a good hand, her cooking skills are not below Ouyang Leilei at all, Ouyang Leilei is responsible for making dumplings, the dumplings are very good-looking, one by one over the little ingots, and Jiang Chen is responsible for helping her roll the dumpling skin. Wang Yuehua neatly cut the sauce meat brought by the dead carry, and the thickness of the slices was almost the same.
Jiang Chen said half-teasingly and half-seriously, "Which man married the two of you, he is really an ancestor who has accumulated virtue, and they are both so capable." β
Wang Yuehua said angrily, "Go, go, don't tease me, sister, I don't want to marry now!" β
Jiang Chen sighed, "Sister Bubbles, youth is short!" β
Wang Yuehua stuffed a piece of uncut beef into his mouth, "Be honest with your sister!" β
Ouyang Leilei giggled on the side.
Wang Yuehua looked at Ouyang Leilei and couldn't help sighing, "Seriously, I envy you very much, falling in love with the most worthy man in the best youth, although this guy is a bit yd, a little shameless, and a bit of a scoundrel." β
Jiang Chen's face was so hot that he could pancakes, so he could only use the kung fu of gnawing beef not to speak or express any opinions.
Ouyang Leilei pursed her lips and smiled, "Sister Bubble, you can see it, I don't deny it, I do love my brother, because he is the man who pays the most for me and doesn't ask for anything in return." β
"Hehe, Xiao Chenzi, did you hear it, Lei Lei confessed her true feelings to you."
Jiang Chen bowed his head and was silent.
Wang Yuehua walked to Jiang Chen's side and deliberately touched his little face, "Hehe, what a hot little face, do you have a fever?" β
Jiang Chen finally couldn't help it, and stretched out a pair of salty pig hands to pinch Wang Yuehua's face, "Stinky bubbles, have you said enough, believe it or not, I poked you?" β
Wang Yuehua stretched out her hands and scratched at his armpits, "Try it with my sister again, see if I don't scratch you to death!" β
What is very depressing is that there are a lot of laughing points on the slut Jiang's body, this is the most sensitive one, and he was immediately laughed at, and as a result, Li Jing also heard the sound and walked in, "Eh, I'm teaching Xiaoshou, I'm coming too!" β
Li Zi also ran to the kitchen, "I'll go too!" β
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By the time Han Na and Mi Lan heard the sound and walked into the kitchen, the slut Jiang had already fallen into a state of wanting to die, and the whole person didn't know who was slapped on the wall, and his whole body was cramping.
Han Na sighed, "Alas, it must be the mouth that caused trouble for the body again, otherwise it wouldn't be like this." β
Jiang Chen wanted to cry without tears, "This time they joined forces to bully me, okay?" β
"Alas, that is, I have done too many bad things on weekdays, and I have been punished." Mi Lan gave a more reasonable explanation.
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Dinner is very rich, because everyone usually eats boiled dumplings, so today Jiang Chen deliberately made two kinds of boiled dumplings and pot stickers, so that everyone can eat a fresh, dead to their brother has not picked the door, yesterday just let acquaintances from the Northeast bring a variety of specialties, such as roe deer meat, thorny old teeth, Northeast silkworm pupa, hares These game, today are brought.
However, even so, today's meal was still not enough, because when Jiang Chen was wrapping dumplings, he called Chu Zhongtian and them again, and even called a few mm of the Blood Covenant who temporarily moved into the Chu Hotel to avoid suspicion.
Fortunately, Chu Zhongtian didn't come empty-handed, and packed more than a dozen delicious Northeast dishes from his hotel, which was finally enough.
Zeng Xiaochun also came, but he didn't seem to be in a high mood, and Xu Ziyan beside him also ignored him, and the two of them seemed to have a bit of a disagreement.
Jiang Chen took advantage of the other people's chatting skills and called the two of them aside, "What's the matter with the two of you?" β
Zeng Xiaochun sighed, "Alas, women are not easy to coax, it's not because of Ying'er, in order to rush up Ying'er's level recently, she has been practicing online and neglecting Zi Yan." β
Xu Ziyan's face turned crimson, "Actually, it's not like that, it's just, it's just ......"
As she spoke, Xu Ziyan's eyes turned red.
Jiang Chen immediately saw the clue, "Zi Yan, my brother knows that you want to stay with the cheap boy Chun more." Seriously, I'm to blame for this, if I can fool your sister into the Rosewood camp, you won't be lonely, in fact, you're not a shadow of vinegar at all, right? β
Xu Ziyan nodded, "But I don't blame my sister, I know that everything my sister does now is for our good." β
"There are many things that we need to endure." Jiang Chen said, "Life is not a YY novel by Chili Sprite, there is a refreshing feeling at every moment, and sometimes, life needs ascetics." Cheap boy Chun can't accompany you, you're lonely, but have you ever thought about who he has been thinking about when he is desperately leveling up online? Who does he motivate him? β
Xu Ziyan blushed, "I'm sorry, Brother Jiang, I'm sorry, Brother Chun, I, I'm too willful." β
Zeng Xiaochun scratched his head and smiled awkwardly, "Hehe, in fact, I am also sorry for you, I am indeed a leveling maniac." β
"Cut, you're still a leveling maniac, your uncle, you're so embarrassed to say that the level is not as high as mine!" Jiang Chen gave him a handful, "I'm not allowed to go online after I go back tonight, accompany Zi Yan well, the level is to rush, and the girlfriend is also to be accompanied, don't be like me, you don't have to worry about a single person all day long." β
"Phew, you're still single, you king of the harem!" The slut Jiang sneered at each other.
"Eh, your uncle, your sister in my harem!"
"That's right, those are my sisters, you don't have a harem, who are you in the harem!"
"The surname is Zeng, you old immortal owe a cigarette, right, when Lao Tzu feeds you, you start talking crazy!"
Seeing these two good friends spraying each other again, Xu Ziyan was a little speechless, "You two living treasures!" β
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After Meimei ate Jiang Chen's love dumplings, everyone retreated, and Zeng Xiaochun's imaginary situation of staying at Jiang Chen's house did not appear, except for Han Na, who needed to stay because of leveling, everyone else left. Even the enthusiastic Li Jing is gone. Li Jing didn't give an explanation, because she knew that when she arrived in Shanghai in a few days, the slut Jiang would be with her every day.
After everyone left, Ouyang Leilei cleaned up the dinner table, drove Jiang Chen and Han Na upstairs, and let them practice.
Han Na walked upstairs, looked at Ouyang Leilei's busy figure, and couldn't help patting Jiang Chen's shoulder, "Seriously, Lei Lei is really right, how much heart has been saved for you to have her." β
Jiang Chen said, "Follow me, she has been working hard, and she has to take care of a lot of things, so won't she organize a tour in a few days, and she will also follow you, this time she will not go to Shanghai." In the past few months, she has also taken a good rest. β
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