Volume 1: Crossing the Universe Chapter 71: Throwing That Buggy Pig Everywhere
Listening to Alex's confession to Asaline, the face of Goddess Song, who was standing on the side and watching, was distorted, and she stomped her foot suddenly, turned around and ran away.
Wang Tianlun knew the virtue of this Charlie Alex, so he didn't pay much attention to it, anyway, he didn't come for him, if this beautiful professor ate him very much and followed him to drink coffee, he didn't care, just take it away.
But Esaline didn't know what was going on with this Charlie Alex, and when she saw him babbling so much, the first reaction in her mind was that this guy must be a psychopath.
So Aisaline asked Wang Tianlun suspiciously, "Who is this person?" How nervous? ”
In fact, Charlie Alex had already introduced her to his abilities and name, and I don't know if she didn't take it to heart, or if she was deliberately disgusting him.
Wang Tianlun smiled, and suddenly a kind of mischief psychology surged in his heart, so he made a very serious look and said to Ai Salin: "You don't know who this benevolent brother is, then I need to introduce it to you, this benevolent brother is -------, by the way, let me first introduce you to the past life of this benevolent brother, which will help you better understand the virtue of the benevolent brother in front of you." ”
After a pause, he then made a thoughtful look and continued: "This brother was a pig who threw that kind of worm everywhere in his previous life, he thought that he was the most handsome pig in the world, and the big sows in the world should love him, so he would never let go of every sow when he saw it, and the bad thing happened, although the pig was energetic and there were a lot of that kind of bugs, but he couldn't bear him so messy, and finally one day he died of exhaustion on a sow's body." ”
Later, he was reincarnated as a man, but he never changed the problem of the handsome pig in his previous life, so he thought he was the most handsome handsome pig in the world. Ah, no, I have become a human in this life, and I should be a handsome pig guy. ”
"So, the handsome pig guy started to throw that kind of bug again. As long as he sees a beautiful woman, he rushes up, but we humans have laws, of course it is not allowed to throw that kind of worm like this, so he was arrested by the police in their place, and later sentenced by the court in their place for rape, and then he was put in prison. ”
"Now he was stimulated, and all of a sudden he became nervous, and he couldn't stay in prison anymore, so he was sent to a mental hospital in their place, and it was only a few days after he came out, according to the doctor's conclusion, he was already cured, and he shouldn't be sick again, but somehow, after seeing you here, it seems like he's going to get sick again."
Of course, Aisaline will not believe Wang Tianlun's nonsense, what kind of people's past lives, you are not a god, how can you know other people's past lives.
However, she really doesn't have any affection for the Charlie Alex in front of her, what kind of good thing can a bastard who rushes up desperately when he sees a beautiful woman? Don't you see that when he was holding the hand of a beautiful girl, after suddenly seeing her, he suddenly dumped the girl who he loved a second ago mercilessly.
Just like Wang Tianlun just said, he is just a pig that throws that kind of bug everywhere, although this statement is very indecent, but it is very appropriate.
But after all, she is a professor at the school and a teacher at the students, so she can't come with Wang Tianlun.
So, she pretended to be angry and glared at Wang Tianlun and reprimanded softly: "Is it good for you to keep some morality, what kind of pig was in your previous life, and this life is a psychopath." People said that he is a genius at Faldrew University, and he is also a super genius who ranks first in the top ten geniuses list of the university, I don't think he dares to talk nonsense about this kind of thing, and he can know it when he looks it up, so you say that people are neurotic and it's all nonsense, right? ”
It's good that she doesn't look angry, this anger is simply a super charm, a charm of beauty that emanates from her bones, to use an inappropriate metaphor, it is really more fox than a fox spirit, Wang Tianlun couldn't help but be stunned when he saw it.
Seeing Wang Tianlun looking at her and suddenly starting to be stunned, of course Ai Saline knew what was going on, because this kind of thing had often been encountered in their goddess alliance before, so her beautiful pink face couldn't help but blush, and she hurriedly stretched out her hand and pushed Wang Tianlun and said softly: "Hey, what are you in a daze?" ”
Wang Tianlun was pushed to his senses suddenly, and when he realized that he was thinking about it, he couldn't help but be embarrassed, so he disguised himself and said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I was thinking about a problem just now. ”
After that, he made a knowledgeable look and continued: "What did you say just now?" Oh, yes, come to mind, it's a matter of genius and neurosis. I am not modest to say that I still have the absolute right to speak on this issue, because this is a subject that I have studied in depth, and I tell you that genius and neuropathy are a thin line apart, that is to say, genius says that neuropathy is nerve, and the group of people who claim to be geniuses is the group of people who claim to be geniuses. ”
What is this?
Charlie Alex listened quietly with a disdainful expression when Wang Tianlun was talking nonsense and ruining him, which meant to tell Esalyn that he was a noble and cultured person, and that if he didn't have the same knowledge as this kind of garbage, wouldn't it be an insult to his own personality if he was like him.
But when he heard Wang Tianlun say that he was a psychopath again, he couldn't bear it anymore, you know, the beauty doesn't care what he was in his previous life, what he cares about is what he is like in this life, if the beauty also thinks he is a psychopath, then don't scare him away.
So he angrily pointed at Wang Tianlun with his hand and roared: "What are you talking about, who is a psychopath, you garbage is a neuropath, believe it or not, I'm going to beat you up now." ”
Wang Tianlun immediately made a frightened look and said to Ai Salin: "Look, I'm not talking nonsense, isn't this sick, run." ”
So saying, he took Asaline and ran, but before he had run a few steps, he saw a figure flickering beside them, and he ran in front of them and blocked their way, and the person who blocked their way was of course the crazy Charlie Alex.
Of course, Wang Tianlun didn't really want to run away, a cub with an internal strength of nine and an intermediate samurai was a scumbag in his eyes. Although his martial arts have not yet returned to the heyday level before his rebirth, he has recovered more than half, what level is more than half? That's the God of War Consummation, and he almost broke through to a junior martial artist.
A mid-level samurai was like a poor ant in front of him.
Of course, Aisaline didn't believe Wang Tianlun's nonsense, she really thought that Charlie Alex was insane, scared, and wanted to run away from him. Anyway, she is also a high-level warrior at the god of war level, a student who is only rated as an intermediate warrior with an internal strength of nine, is it really enough for her to slap her?
Besides, she doesn't know any martial arts at all, but her identity is a university professor, no matter how much a student makes a mistake, she won't dare to be unreasonable to a professor, right? The reason why she let Wang Tianlun run away is completely a psychological inertia, of course, it can be said to be a fun childlike seizure.
As Alex blocked the way of the two, the four followers who followed Alex also ran over to surround the two.
Alex's face twisted and said viciously to Wang Tianlun: "I want to run, it's too late." ”
Hearing this, Wang Tianlun made a very frightened look and asked, "What are you ------- you going to do?" ”
When Aisaline came to Wang Tianlun, she had already done an investigation on him and knew that he was just a waste with an internal strength of only 0.5 and no martial arts, so he got the nickname of Waste Lun.
She saw that Alex blocked the way and wanted to be angry with Wang Tianlun, of course she would not allow Alex to hurt Wang Tianlun, not to mention his good impression of Wang Tianlun, she was still his teacher after all, so she was ready to make a move.
Who knew that Wang Tianlun was afraid that she would be hurt, so he reached out and pulled her behind him, and then blocked her with his body, and Aisaline's heart was warm and touched.
But she still thought very pitifully: Poor classmate Wang Tianlun, you have to protect me, do you have that ability?
Alex said viciously, "What am I going to do? It's very simple, give me that beautiful woman next to you, and then you kneel down and kowtow to me eighteen times and beg me for mercy, and then you get under my crotch, maybe I will spare your life and let you go. ”
Hearing this, Wang Tianlun made a thinking look, nodded and said, "Well, the conditions are quite generous, you can consider it, but what is ------- about that?" ”
"Oh, I think about it, that's what you just said, it doesn't seem appropriate to give this beauty next to me to you, other people's beauties are a person and not a gift, and you can give it to whoever you say, you have to ask for other people's consent, right? For example, your mother is a big beauty, I am optimistic about your mother, and I asked you to give your mother to me, but have you done your mother's master? ”
After that, he raised one of his hands and patted it on his head, and then said: "There is still -------, what else is there, by the way, and I think it is also very inappropriate to kneel and kowtow." You think, I'm optimistic about your mother, and I'm going to get your mother out of your hands, so am I your father? ”
"Now that I have become your father of the established facts, is it very inappropriate for me to kneel down and kowtow to my son, and you are not afraid of being thundered by the sky."
"There's ------- still that kind of crotch drilling, it's feasible, but I'm afraid that one of you will accidentally rub off your two things when drilling your crotch, and I'll go, it will be very bad." By the way, your Charlie family is not a single pass, if it is a single pass, it is really not good, I think the crotch drill thing is still forgotten. ”
After that, he raised his hand and snapped his fingers, then made a very happy look and said, "Okay, everything is settled, let's go, I won't say goodbye to you." ”
Hearing this, Alex was mad, he was really mad, and he saw him raise his hand and point at Wang Tianlun and howl, "I'll kill you!" ”
As the howl landed, Alex rushed towards Wang Tianlun.
A bloody battle began.