At this moment, there was a scream like a monster from outside the door: "Untie your clothes and go to the gums!" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, my hands began to rudely unbutton my coat. Don't look at my usual grin, I'm really flustered at this time!

I was fine just now, why did I wake up in my sleep and come to this strange wedding scene that does not seem to be held in life, and I became the protagonist of the groom?

I can't help but think of some of the web novels I've read...... Did I cross over? Am I dead?

My hands began to undo my coat involuntarily, not rather, not yet, to be exact...... Tear. After all, I was controlled, and my fingers were not flexible enough, so I had to tear them......

The girl across from me also began to undress herself, her hijab drooping, she must have lowered her head in shyness, and her crying became thin because of fear and shyness.

I kept moving, I had just taken off two coats, and I felt that I was about to reach out to pick the girl's hijab, I quickly closed my eyes tightly, and said, "I really can't help myself...... I closed my eyes...... I closed my eyes. ”

"What else are you talking about? Shut me up! Just after a strange cry from Granny Ju outside the door, I was speechless again.

I can still feel the girl's hijab being gently pulled off by my hand, and the red gauze hijab gently slashes across a delicate face.

I even smelled a refreshing scent that was unique to girls.

I really haven't smelled the fragrance of a girl up close in my life, so my heart suddenly rippled, and if I hadn't held my breath in my heart, I would have opened my eyes irresistibly.

Immediately after, I felt another pair of slender and gentle hands caress my face, and then slid down to untie my shirt. And my hand, the damn uncontrollable hand, touched the girl's body too......

I swallowed in my throat, it was so torturous...... I finally believe in the supernatural stories of the past and present, and the scholars in distress, whether they encounter a demon or a fox, will inevitably be unable to help but leave a love.

I really can't understand if I don't fall into the situation I'm in now.

Seriously, I'm even kind of looking forward to what comes next.

Or maybe I'm in a bit impatient, and I don't have a problem......

I felt the sensation in my hand carefully, like a savage, and couldn't wait to tear off her thin clothes from behind, touching the tender skin, and my hand involuntarily rubbed gently.

And my clothes were slowly picked apart by her little hands......

But at this moment, something fell out of my close-fitting clothes.

"Poof-" The thing fell out of the clothes and fell straight to the ground. Suddenly, although I closed my eyes, I heard a long, low echoing toad. "Wow~~!"

Then I only felt that the light and shadow in front of me turned, and there seemed to be countless golden lights flickering for a while, and then, I lost consciousness again.

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When I regained consciousness, I found myself lying in a small, familiar room. The space is cramped, the air is poorly flowable, and the walls are pitch black, and many items from the funeral industry are hung. I was so excited to see these things that I would normally think were unlucky, and I struggled to get up from the long sofa and made some noises.

Then he heard Beryoma in the outhouse say, "It seems that you are awake, go in and see?" ”

I was so tired that I felt like I had been trekking across the ridgeline for three days and two nights, and it was hard to even move. saw Lao Zhang licking a popsicle and walking in.

Lao Zhang directly reached out and touched my forehead and said, "Yo? Really awake? ”

I hurriedly asked, "Lao Zhang...... What the hell is going on? ”

"Listen to Uncle Ma, there is a high probability that you have been tricked...... Lao Zhang asked suspiciously, "Is there a wedding in your dream?" What does your bride look like? Do you sleep well at night? He looked at my state and said, "Look at your state, you haven't worked hard all night." ”

"What you say! I'll fuck your uncle's legs. I scolded weakly, "Tell me, what's going on?" ”

"Hey, how do I know, but I heard Uncle Ma say, didn't you just take someone's bride price and three gold last night? Uncle Ma said 10,000 and 10,000 pieces, which means that you are the son-in-law of someone else's 1 in 10,000. Since you have received the money, received three gold as a bride price, and worn a dress, it is no wonder that you have to go to the wedding contract at night. Lao Zhang licked the popsicle and said, "So, before you finished talking last night, you fainted." Uncle Ma pinched his fingers and knew that it was not good, and said that you rushed over to the appointment. ”

"Where did I go by myself...... "I was terrified, I would be arrested and forcibly married to my daughter-in-law for no reason?

Impossible!

In addition to the fact that I am a living person, I can clearly feel that the other party is also a human being. We are all human beings, we are married in our dreams, and it is absolutely impossible for us to have an affair with dirty things!

I was afraid for a while that we would not be able to control ourselves if we had done all the ...... in the end action, what are the consequences? I thought for a moment, "What about you?" Just drinking tea and watching me die, why didn't you find a way to save me earlier? ”

Lao Zhang said angrily: "After you fainted last night, you suddenly muttered to yourself, still angry for a while, and blushing for a while, that shameless look, obviously just enjoying it, how like you want someone to save you?" ”

I thought to myself, what I said over there yesterday, they can hear it here?

Am I out of body?

But I don't care about the ugliness of being in front of them compared to my own life.

"It's not that the teacher doesn't want to save you, it's just that it's very troublesome to save you......" At this time, Beryoma carried a bowl of water and put a piece of rune paper in his hand that was about to burn out, and he walked into the house with it.

I was thirsty, and I thought it was a life-saving thing, so I took it and drank a drop of paper ash and residue with the rune paper burning.

I smacked the paper ashes in my mouth, and I only felt that the amount of paper ashes in this bowl of water was very large, and immediately asked Master, "Master, what is the matter with me?" Is it okay to drink this bowl of water? ”

Beryoma shook his head and said: "No, this is a child-seeking talisman, I will ask for this later if I have a business, I haven't drawn it for a long time, and I have just drawn a dozen sheets to practice my hands." It doesn't cure you for this symptom. He said angrily: "Who told you to grab the rune water and drink it when you saw it?" ”

I was about to dig my throat to gause, but he waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter." It is only useful for women to drink it. ”

"Don't Ryoma, are you reliable or not?!" I sat up in anger.

"Tell Master to use honorific titles." Beryoma was called by my first name, and although his mouth was stern, his face was not gloomy. I remembered yesterday's experience and said, "Obviously, others came to me to marry, and they forced me to stuff a daughter-in-law, but what did you analyze for me...... You told me you were here to fight! I believe in your evil, it's really bad luck! ”

There was no wave on Beryoma's face, and this old face was obviously invalid for any accusation: "Didn't I find out later, it's just that there is a slight backwardness in timing." As the saying goes: 'old horses also stumble', the old man is old, too experienced, and imagines too many situations, so it is inevitable that some misjudgments are also normal. ”

I was really angry with him, but I really didn't have much strength in my body, I said, "I don't care about you for the time being, as my master, have you thought about how to save me now?" ”

He mysteriously took out something and handed it to me, saying, "Then you should drink this first." When it comes to restoring strength, this thing is more effective than paper water. ”