When the wedding banquet began, it was almost twelve o'clock at noon, and they were all from the same village, they knew each other well, eating, drinking, and boxing, and everyone made a fuss for several hours. By the time I left the table with the altar, it was already past five o'clock in the afternoon.

I know the boldness of the Northeast people, and I also know the amount of alcohol I drink, so when someone comes to toast, I can only say that I am allergic to alcohol and don't drink at all. Although there is deception in these words, once you drink too much, who will feel uncomfortable......

There is a lot of jar, and it can't be said that those who come don't refuse, but it's also a glass of wine. I was waiting for him, so I didn't get off the table until after five o'clock. Don't look at the altar, he always boasts that he can make an altar on weekdays, but today he is still a little drunk under the attack in turns. He told me that he walked a little lightly. I said to him, then prove one thing, you drank too much. But the jar still doesn't admit it, insisting that he has a quantity, how can he drink too much? So, in order to prove that he was fine, he took me up the mountain behind the village, and Fang Jinhua, who had drunk a lot, went up the mountain with us.

It is said to be a mountain, but in fact it is a mound as high as a mountain behind the village, and it continues to stretch into the distance.

Fang Jinhua told us that this mountain is called Meadow Mountain, and there is more soil and less stones. Sure enough, as far as the eye could see, there were only sparse rocks scattered on the top of the mountain, and because of this, the mountain was full of lush weeds and trees.

"How? It's not bad here, right? "After Fang Jinhua took the two of us to climb the meadow mountain, looking at the sun that was about to set in the sky, the scenery was indeed beautiful. The only thing that is a little unsightly is that there is a dirt bag in the grass in front of it, which looks like a tomb.

"This grave must have been raised, and I haven't come back for the New Year!" Fang Jinhua explained.

Suddenly, I noticed that the grass next to the grave seemed to move slightly, but at this time there was not even a trace of wind on the mountain. I poked the jar and motioned to him, "The grass just moved!" ”。 The jar immediately understood: "It must be a hare!" ”

"What? Want to show your hand? I asked the jar.

The jar shook his head: "Without the tools at hand, it is difficult to catch the rabbit." So, let's not alarm it yet...... Xiaohua, do you have any guys there? ”

"I can only go to the village to borrow it, my family does have it, but it is in the next village, a few miles away from here!" Fang Jinhua said.

"When I come back to your house, I'm afraid the daylilies are cold!" Jar said.

At this moment, there was movement in the grass again, and a small yellow head emerged from the grass.

"Is it a yellow skin (weasel)?" Fang Jinhua shouted. Sure enough, behind the little yellow head melon is the long body of the yellow skin.

"I thought it was a rabbit!" The jar showed a disappointed look, "I thought I could have roast rabbit meat to eat, alas, ......"

"What to eat? Just finished eating, and then thought about eating again? I said to the jar with a smile.

The yellow-skinned man looked at the two of us for a moment, and instead of being afraid to leave, he walked towards us.

The jar stomped his feet: "Go, go, don't bother me, fart for a while, it will stink for miles!" ”

Fang Jinhua said with a smile: "This yellow skin is one of the five immortals in the Northeast, the fox is yellow and white willow gray, it is the second, and it is called Huang Erye." ”

"Do you hear that? Huang Erye! Do you dare to mess with this? I asked Tanzi with a smile.

"It's just a yellow skin, what kind of fairy is not fairy!" The jar said with disdain.

I saw that the yellow skin suddenly jumped to a big stone not far from us, and stood upright on the stone like a man.

"Yo~ This yellow skin will do this? Awesome! The jar was also a little surprised.

Unexpectedly, the weasel opened his mouth and spoke: "Do you think I look like a fairy?" ”

The three of us were stunned in place, how could Huang Pizi speak, could he really become a sperm? The three of us couldn't believe what we were seeing, so we quickly patted our faces hard, and found that we were indeed not dreaming, but that the yellow skin was indeed talking.

Seeing that we didn't react, the yellow skin asked again: "Do you think I look like a fairy?" "This time it's a little louder.

What do you mean? We looked at each other and didn't understand.

"Do you think I look like a fairy?" Huang Pizi asked for the third time, his voice was sharp, a little hoarse, not like an inquiry, but as if he was forcing us to speak.

"What the are you shouting?" The jar was annoyed, he was usually not small, plus he drank a lot of wine today, he directly picked up a stone from the ground and smashed it hard at the yellow skin, scolding while smashing it: "Just like you are a roe deer, and dare to ask yourself if you look like a fairy, I will smash you to death a talking yellow skin essence!" ”

Fang Jinhua wanted to reach out to stop the altar, but he still didn't have time, and saw the stone smashing into the yellow skin.

However, the yellow skin was very flexible, and the jar smashed into the air.

After Huang Pizi dodged the stone of the altar, he stood up again, his expression seemed to be very hideous, and he only heard it say: "Okay, you Zhou Yitan, I have no grievances with you, just kind words and good words, but you want to harm my life...... I won't let your ...... go"

"Eh, why did you mess with it?" A man's voice rang out behind us. When we looked back, we saw that it was a forty or fifty-year-old uncle with a wrinkled face, but his sharp-beaked monkey cheeks made us immediately think of "treacherous and oily" evaluation.

"It's Uncle Yu!" Fang Jinhua greeted us first, and then he introduced us and said, "This is Uncle Yu from our village. Then he lowered his voice and said in a volume that only the three of us could hear, "Actually, he is the most dishonest person in the village." ”

I only heard Yu honestly look at the yellow skin not far away and say: "This thing is not easy to mess with, if you provoke it, there will be times when you are unlucky." ”

The altar said disdainfully: "I've provoked everything, what are you afraid of it?" ”

"You young people, you really don't know how thick the sky is after a few days of studying......," Yu honestly saw that we didn't listen to persuasion, stomped his feet and said, it seems that it is also for our good.

"I won't let your ...... go," Huang Pizi's voice came from a distance.

The jar didn't say a word, but picked up the stone just now and skimmed it over, but was dodged by the yellow skin again.

"I won't let you go,......" Huang Pizi ran away, and when he saw that we were not chasing, he stood up and shouted again.

This time, the real fire of the jar can be hooked: "Chase!" "He didn't care if we followed or not, he rushed up by himself. Fang Jinhua and I were afraid that he would lose alone, so we followed him closely......