Volume 2 Southern Xinjiang Strange Mounds Chapter 65 Happiness in Suffering

After going through several dangers in a row, and now being able to get a night's respite, of course, no one will object. It's just that when I came in, I didn't expect that the back road would be blocked, so there was no one to carry tents, sleeping bags and other items, so I could only spend the night in this damp cave.

Tanzi and I grew up in a pair of pants, so naturally we have to squeeze together, but in this environment, Xu Yunshu is a little embarrassed as a girl. She was to say that she was alone in the place, but when she looked at the eerie and dangerous place around her, maybe something terrible would suddenly jump out...... Thinking of the corpse and the Gu worm, she couldn't help but change her face slightly; But if you want her to be with others, only me and Tanzi are more familiar with her, and she knows the bottom of it in comparison, but she doesn't want people to think that she is timid and afraid, especially me and Tanzi.

In fact, when everyone found a place to rest, only Xu Yunshu was still standing in place at a loss, and Tanzi and I had already guessed it.

The altar whispered to me, "Look, Miss Xu doesn't know where she should go!" "Don't look at the altar, I usually always look like an afterthought, but at this time, my head is smarter than anyone else, and I can see the essence of things at a glance" Hey~ Did you say she would come over? ”

"What do you say?" I asked the jar rhetorically.

"That's a must!" The altar smiled, looked left and right and said, "In the current environment, the yin qi is bursting and the ghouls are rampant, it is definitely impossible for her to stay alone for one night, and our brothers are quite reliable when they look around, if she doesn't come here to mess with us, where will she go?" ”

I looked at the thief's smile on the altar, held my chin and said, "Why do I think you're a bit like Grandma Wolf?" ”

Tanzi touched his face and nose and asked, "Is there one?" ”

After another two minutes, seeing that Xu Yunshu was still in place and did not move, Tanzi deliberately asked me loudly: "Let's be careful at night, we must be back to back, otherwise I don't know when I touch a corpse behind me." ”

Of course, I understood the meaning of the jar, so I answered: "Don't talk about the corpse of the son and mother, it's just a poisonous snake or a Gu worm that climbs up, and you have to leave your two hundred catties here!" ”

"Death is actually not terrible, the most terrible thing is the way to die, it is too terrifying......" Tan Zizi said with a grin, as if he was in the scene, "Either he will be devoured by the corpse of the mother and the child, and then the corpse will be divided by thousands of sharp teeth in the stomach, or he will be controlled by Gu worms to survive and not be able to ...... death."

"Isn't that nothing? At least it's a happy death, if you are poisoned by Gu poison or corpse poison, you are seriously injured and disfigured, how will you live the rest of your life? I also followed the tone of the altar.

Xu Yunshu hurriedly walked over and said to us in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner: "Since you are so afraid, then I will reluctantly let him have a rare companion with you, help you guard and guard the surroundings, and save you from being eaten by the corpses of your son and mother." ”

I looked at the altar, and the altar looked up and motioned to me, what do you mean, am I right? Then he smiled and said, "Then thank you really Miss Xu?" ”

The harmony between me and Tanzi not only played a role in intimidation, but also gave Xu Yunshu an excuse to open his mouth to be a partner.

Then, we chatted casually for a while, and I lay down and went to sleep, because of the previous continuous adventures, the nerves have been in a tense state, and now they have been temporarily relaxed, and naturally they quickly became confused. But Xu Yunshu's nerves were not so easy to relax, she kept looking left and right, for fear that what I said to the altar would come true, and out of nowhere, a corpse of a child and mother or a few terrible Gu worms would crawl out.

Although there were Pu Yinan and others on duty in turn, Xu Yunshu still felt uneasy. When she heard me and the snoring of the altar, she couldn't help but curse in her heart, what a fool is really big, when is it, it is possible that her life will be lost tomorrow, and she can still have the heart to sleep. But she complained in her heart, and I couldn't hear the jar, so I slept properly.

Xu Yunshu suddenly heard a "rustling" sound not far from her, her heart tightened, and she immediately thought of Gu worms, so she hurriedly woke me and the altar, and asked us to go and have a look with her.

Tanzi and I had just fallen asleep, of course reluctantly, but there was nothing I could do, seeing that she had been begging, I had to accompany her. When we walked over, we realized that it was nothing more than a rat foraging in the cave. The rats here may not have seen people, so they are not afraid to see us, they just stand there and look at us.

"How's it going, are you relieved?" I yawned and said, "Go to sleep!" ”

"I ...... I can't sleep! Xu Yunshu said with some fear.

"Eldest sister, you're just too nervous, always suspicious! Take it easy, it's a big deal to die, what's it? Do you not sleep because you are afraid of death? The altar patted Xu Yunshu on the shoulder and said.

Xu Yunshu slapped the hand of the altar off her shoulder: "I also know, but I just can't relax!" ”

"Alas~ Okay, let me enlighten you!" Tanzi sighed and said, "Oh, aren't you a graduate student, then let me, who didn't graduate from elementary school, ask you two questions, and you can answer them!" ”

"Okay!" Xu Yunshu agreed.

"Now I finally admit that I didn't graduate from elementary school, right?" I seized the opportunity to scold the jar.

"Fuck off!" He replied to me.

"Alright, let's get down to business! I ask you, what fruit can breathe? Tanzi asked, rubbing his nose.

"Fruits, plants, how can they breathe? It should be a brain teaser...... Coconut, I guess! I replied.

"Why?"

"Because when you drink coconut water, you need to suck it with a straw, and then breathe it out, and breathe it out!"

"That's human breathing, not fruit breathing!" The jar retorted.

"Hmm...... The poor ghost is right, fruits are plants, and most plants will respire, so I guess all fruits will breathe! This is Xu Yunshu's answer.

“NO! NO! NO! The altar closed his eyes and shook his index finger and said, "The answer is bayberry!" ”

"Why?" I asked with Xu Yunshu.

"Because bayberry exhales (raises eyebrows)!"

"Damn, that's okay!" I'm not convinced.

"If that's not counting, then what do you say?" Jar asked.

"Okay, you come on!" I say.

"Question 2, what fruit doesn't go home?" Jar asked.

Xu Yunshu had the prompt for the first question, thought for a while, and immediately rushed to say: "I know, it's durian!" ”

The altar clapped his finger at Xu Yunshu and said, "Congratulations, you answered correctly!" ”

"Why?" I haven't reacted yet.

Xu Yunshu explained for the altar: "Because the durian forgets to return (lingers)!" ”

"Tut-tut, you see if you have gone to graduate school, but it's different from you!" The altar despised me and said, "With your IQ, you should really have a good time playing the three major puzzle games of ancient times, and you have opened your mind!" ”

"The top three puzzle games of antiquity? What are they? "I haven't really heard of that.

"Luban lock, Huarong Dao, nine rings." Xu Yunshu told me.

When Tanzi heard Xu Yunshu say this, he looked at her in surprise: "Shouldn't it be Lu Bansuo, Huarong Dao and Spring Palace?" ”

Xu Yunshu's face turned red and scolded him: "Indecent!" ”

"How can the Spring Palace Diagram be intellectual, it should be fitness!" I corrected the jar and said.

The jar also woke up like a dream: "Oh, yes, that's right! Then the two of us laughed. Xu Yunshu looked at me and Tanzi with some incomprehension, feeling inexplicable.