Eleven thirty p.m.

After eating two large boxes of lunches, the fat man bare his belly, lying on the sofa rolling left and right, snoring like thunder, sleeping so fragrant!

I stood in front of the store, smoking a cigarette and looking at the hospital building, which had finally deserted a little, and the lights were still on all night.

The night breeze blew me a little cold, wrapped my clothes tightly, and still refused to go back to the house to wait. Because I think there must be a conspiracy or trickery behind this matter, maybe which big brother is coming to the underworld.

One o'clock forty-five in the morning.

I stretched, and most of the night passed, and I didn't see a water ghost. I can't help but feel in my heart that I have been fooled by ghosts......

"Tick ......"

I just turned around to go back to the house.

Less than a meter away from my body, there was the sound of water droplets falling to the ground one after another, as if to tell me that something was coming.

"Tick ......"

The sound of water droplets hitting the ground gradually accelerated, and the beating frequency of my heart also began to increase, reaching the point of harmony with the sound of water droplets.

"Whoa......

I turned around and turned back sharply...... Nothing to see.

"Whoa......

I heard something floating behind me, so I couldn't bear the pain I didn't want to bear: "Can you come out!?" Are you begging me to do something?! Pretend to be forced again! I'm not going to wait! ”

"Don't ......"

A man's voice sounded right behind me.

I took half a step forward, looked back again, and saw a ghost.

This ghost's shape is far from being comparable to other lonely ghosts.

He wore a linen-gray robe similar to that worn by ancient prisoners, the length of which only covered the legs and knees, and there was even a white circle in the middle of the word "prisoner".

There were no iron chains or clasps on his legs, but a dark green weed like seaweed, wrapping around his ankles. It can be about a meter long, limiting the speed at which he can move.

And he is not tall, and he is a little rickety, barely enough to be 1.7 meters.

His long shawl hair was parted in the middle, setting off his small cheeks.

His facial features are particularly prominent, and the left eye socket that should have been an eyeball is a dark hollow at this time, which is daunting. There was a white puff in the pupil of his right eye, which hindered the light of his right eye, causing him to squint to see clearly.

The left and right corners of the mouth each have a narrow and curved scar, which is drawn from the corner of the mouth to the root of the ear. It will make people feel that he always maintains a strange wry smile, like a circus clown hiding in sadness in the night.

The eight-character eyebrows are furrowed, as if the eyebrows are full of sorrow.

His exposed skin was wet and white, but after looking at this white for a long time, he would feel disgusting from the bottom of his heart.

"You ......"

I didn't get used to the non-human player in front of me for a while.

He seemed to be smiling and communicating with me: "Your Excellency...... You're so handsome! ”

“……”

I don't know how to answer him.

If a little girl's family compliments me on being handsome, I must have a little tail and a lot of age. Men praise me, it's not that I can't accept it...... The first sentence of the opening style of the water ghost with such a shape is to praise me for being handsome! I can't stand it!

Never mind...... Got used to it...... Handsome is handsome......

I pretended to be indifferent and stroked my hair, giving him a smug smile: "Your uncle's! Just your virtue! What to do if you come out and scare someone? Even if you can't scare people, it's not good to scare flowers and plants! Even if it doesn't scare the flowers and plants, polluting the air is not a good thing! ”

“……”

Replaced by a water ghost who was confused......

The water ghost muttered inwardly: What the hell is polluting the air!? Can ghosts still pollute the air?

"Gotcha, gotcha."

I waved my hand and walked around him into the store: "Come into the house with me!"

"Good!"

The water ghost followed me into the store.

Less than three seconds after he entered the house, the temperature in the store dropped suddenly, breaking through the zero point, causing my eyebrows to instantly form two frosts.

"Ahh

Fang Fatzi sneezed from the cold, and was directly awakened by the cold, and when he opened his eyes, he vaguely saw a figure standing in front of him. He thought it was me, so he didn't have too many scruples, lazily picked up the water cup without water, and shouted: "Brother Yi! I'm thirsty! I want to drink water! Pour me a glass of water! ”

The air is awkward to the point of stillness.

The water ghost looked at me, and I turned my head and pretended not to see it. The water ghost immediately felt his mind, stretched out a finger to aim at the water cup in Fang Fat's hand, and then squirted out of the root of his fingernails like a child's pee, and shot into the water cup accurately, and waited until it was filled with a glass of water before stopping.

"Thank you, Brother Yi!"

Fang Fat Man may be really thirsty to death, so he didn't even look at it, raised his head and drank all the glass of water into his stomach. Then he smacked his mouth and sighed with endless aftertaste: "Why does this water smell of the sea!?" It's like my daughter-in-law......"

"Huhuhu......"

The heartless fat man continued to sleep quietly.

"What the hell ......"

I found out until this moment that if Fang Fatzi gets sick, he is really on par with Yu Xiang Shredded Meat, and sometimes it is slightly higher.

Why do you accept such two unlucky players as old brothers!?

Repentance! What a remorse! One day I dug a self-grave in the pit, and I cried enough to find the north!

Seeing my distressed appearance, the water ghost hurriedly knelt on the ground, kowtowed and shouted through his throat: "My lord, you have to make the decision for me!"

"What do you want me to do for you?!"

I'm very calm, after all, when I was "ghost-eating" before, it would definitely be very difficult to find out everything behind it.

The water ghost stopped prostrating, and his right eye was full of anticipation and longing. For example, Qin Xianglian in ancient times complained that when the court was hopeless, she happened to meet Bao Qingtian in the world. Speak, but still stumble: "My lord! They don't think they're ghosts! ”

"What are you playing with ghosts and ghosts!?"

To tell the truth, the eighteen layers of hell, after death, people should go to that hell is very deserved, can they go to hell if they don't do it?

It is estimated that if the ghost can cry, the water ghost has already shed tears at this time. But I can't stand the wit of other water ghosts, and I used the yin qi accumulated in the river for a long time to turn into water droplets again, and then pretended to turn the water droplets into tears again and again, crying: "My lord, you don't know anything, the villain I came forward to live next to the Songye River, and I live by fishing all year round. Later, one year, I was digging ice holes in the river by myself to net fish, but the ground was too slippery, so I didn't stand still, and fell down and drowned. ”

"After I drowned, I knew that there was a water ghost who murdered me!"

"I became the stand-in of the previous water ghost, and I need to kill someone like him before I can be reincarnated!"

The water ghost couldn't suppress the grievances in his heart, especially when he talked about these things, he would think of the seventy-year-old mother who was paralyzed in bed at home, the daughter-in-law who really loved and respected each other, and the little daughter who could just call her mother.

Suddenly, it was like a river rushing up the embankment, and the ghost cried and told me, "But I also have a conscience to be a ghost!" If I kill someone, will there be a broken family!? I've been waiting, waiting! Waiting for God to open his eyes"

"In the summer of the Matsuba River, there are young people who don't know how to die and like to sneak into the river to swim...... That night I saw a young man who was so stimulated by the cold water that his thighs cramped and he was about to drown in the river! ”

So I went forward...... Go save him!"

When the water ghost said that he was going to save people, he grinned even more happily, and there was light and love for life in his eyes, but in a blink of an eye, he became lonely again: "But when the young man saw me, he was so frightened that he fainted...... In the end, he was drowned in the river, and his body was soaked before he was found...... Do you think I'm harmful!? Am I a harm?! ”

This...... Good intentions do bad things?!

My own three views are actually not correct, and I take "no distinction between good and evil, and self-interest in behavior" as the basic principle. But in the face of such a tragic water ghost, it was really difficult to make a conclusion, so he had to attribute the grievances to the sky: "Lao Tie! You're damned! ”

"Tell his grandmother to have a leg! His grandmother has a big chicken leg! ”

The water ghost hid his face with his hands, trying to hide his sorrow: "I thought I could be reincarnated...... I never thought of it! There are many ...... in the underworld I was captured by a powerful ghost in the north of the river who was much more powerful than me...... Then he went to reincarnate, and I was imprisoned in hell and tortured every day! Don't mention Cangtian to me, I really want to Cangtian's bloody mother! God use the fucking eye hole as a nostril, panting! I don't look at anything! Bloody hell! ”

"Don't get excited! Don't get excited! ”

The swear words are all done, and the resentment is really big, and I want him to calm down.

"This escaped from the underworld, and he did the kind of thing that he did when he was alive, and he was tied up and shot a few times on a big tree!"