Challenger: "......"

Referee: "......"

This is a regular competition, we are a competition held by a regular unit, can you be serious?!

At this time, Chen Fan became interested and said, "Why don't I have a boyfriend?" Just because I'm a man? ”

The angle is tricky, worthy of Chen Fan!

Challenger: "......"

Referee: "......"

Please, don't show it!

My scalp is numb!

The referee had the urge to vomit blood, and secretly swore: "In the future, if Chen Fan participates in the competition, I will never be a referee again!" ”

Chen Ergou: "You won again, Chen Fan." ”

Chen Fan: "Accept and accept." ”

Challenger: "......"

Referee: "......"

"Bang!"

Immediately, the challenger was distracted, was severely injured by Chen Ergou, and then was shot down to perform on the martial arts platform!

Challenge Failure!

"I'm all, you're not my opponent, you still don't believe it, you have to fight me."

Chen Ergou said.

The challenger turned around decisively and slipped away.

The challengers who were going to rush up were deterred.

It's horrible......

And bring it like this!

"Let's compete again!"

Then, Chen Ergou suddenly spoke again.

The referees of the No. 1 martial arts platform, the No. 2 martial arts platform and the No. 3 martial arts platform were speechless.

Enough of you!

Considered our feelings?

It's painful to hold back laughter!

"In non-war times, please remain quiet!"

The referee of the No. 2 stage speaks.

I thought: Well, I can't cure you!

Chen Ergou: "You challenged me just now, and now I challenge you!" ”

"Whoosh!"

The words fell, and he came directly to the No. 1 martial arts stage.

Three referees: "......"

"One, when Zhang was washing, my boyfriend hugged me from behind and asked, 'Do you love me?' ”

"Zhang: 'Love, love, love.' ”

"Then he said, 'Then break up with me, because I want to have a baby.'" ”

Zhang's heart suddenly throbbed, and the razor in his hand fell on the sink......

Chen Ergou told it seriously.

Three referees: "? ”

Something doesn't seem right?

Then, Zhang turned his head and called his father crisply, and finally they started a life without shame again.

Chen Ergou is finished.

Three referees: "?? ”

What the hell are you kidding us? This god turns!

Chen Fan: "This story is very scary to think about. ”

"I seriously doubt Zhang's age!"

Hearing this, Chen Ergou nodded seriously and said, "There is indeed a suspicion!" ”

Three referees: "??? ”

They feel that the three views have been impacted!

"You're too much of a test of IQ, some people with low IQs can't react."

Chen Fan said truthfully.

Three referees: "????? ”

Chen Fan, don't think we dare not touch you!

It's urgent, we are resigned, and we have to you!

"I'll take it easy."

Chen Fan said: "For a while, it was popular to show how beautiful her wife was, and Miss Yang said reasonably: 'It's not good for my wife to be beautiful. ’”

"'For example, Xu Xian married the beautiful Bai Suzhen, and ended up being a dry man himself!' ”

"'Another example is Zhou Yu, who married a beautiful Joe, but died young!' ”

"'On the contrary, King Xuan of Qi married an ugly girl without salt and achieved the hegemony of Qi State, and Zhuge Kongming married an ugly girl Huang Yueying, achieving a generation of virtuous appearances!' ”

"Miss Yang continued: 'If you continue to reason, whoever marries me may become the Secretary-General of the United Nations!' ”

……

While Chen Fan and Chen Ergou were exchanging their storytelling skills, other competitions on the martial arts stage continued to enter the school

Soon, Guo Dong lost three challengers in a row and held on to the 10th place in the neighborhood.

The 9th place was too seriously injured, and only won by two people, and was picked up by the third person.

Han Shuo also lost three challengers in a row and held on to 8 places in the neighborhood.

The No. 4 Performing Martial Stage, the No. 5 Performing Martial Stage, the No. 6 Performing Martial Stage, and the No. 7 Performing Martial Theatre are also fighting each other, and the situation is quite chaotic.

Among them, on the No. 4 martial arts stage, the first talent from Southwest Wuhan University, after consolidating the position of the next 4, challenged Lin Yutian, and then was almost hacked to death by Lin Yutian on the spot!

This is the most bloody and tragic game of this final.

It wasn't until lunchtime that the game finally came to an end.

"I'll have one more chance to challenge!"

At this time, Guo Dong chose to challenge Ouyang Na, who is now ranked 5th!

"This is the last battle, right?"

"I didn't expect to see the couple fight each other at the end."

"This is going to be the most original and exciting showdown!"

Chen Fan was still extremely looking forward to it, and chose to temporarily terminate the chat with Chen Ergou.

However, the referees of the No. 1 and No. 2 Wutai and No. 3 Wutai were already addicted to it, and they were still discussing the stories told by Chen Fan and Chen Ergou just now.

The referee on the stage of the No. 1 performance: "I think this is the most funny: when Ming poured the water from the thermopot into the teacup, he suddenly found a fly on his foot, and wanted to scald it to death......"

"Then when I went to the hospital, after his father asked him why he was hot, he was silent for a while: 'Let's hang up the mental disorder department first'! Haha......"

The referee on the No. 2 stage: "This is not bad: when the family is poor and has no money to take a bath, he lies on the window and watches others take a bath with envy." ”

The referee on the No. 3 stage: "You're not funny, it's a little unhealthy!" I'm just a little bit related to you, pure positive energy! ”

"Later, my family was poor and had no money to buy a TV, so every time I looked at the window of the neighbor's house, my parents knew about it and said, 'No matter how hard it is, you can't be bitter for your child!' When I heard it, I was moved to tears. ”

"Then the second parents bought me a bench!"

"Haha......"

"I'm laughing to death!"

Chen Fan: "......"

Chen Ergou: "......"

"Ahem!"

"Pay attention to your image! It's still racing! Don't make a noise! ”

At this time, the leader not far away saw this scene and coughed twice, dissatisfied.

"Yes!"

The three of them instantly closed their voices.

It's just that he glanced at Chen Fan and Chen Ergou a little depressedly, both of them were harmed.

Chen Fan was also depressed because ......

As soon as he turned his head at this time, he saw that the battle between Dongbao and his daughter-in-law was coming to an end!

I saw that Ouyang Na grabbed Guo Dong's feet with both hands and wanted to tear him in half!

There was a gasp all around!

Chen Fan looked strange: "How did these two people pose in this posture?" Is Dongbao a toy man? ”

"Guo Dong admits defeat!"

At this moment, Hu Zhuang was startled and hurriedly shouted.

"Whoosh!"

Immediately, the referee stepped in and saved Guo Dong.

Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Guo Dong glanced at Ouyang Na with palpitations, and turned to leave.

This, good ...... Condole!

Since then, the competition has ended, and everyone is waiting for the final ranking!

Not a single person in the audience left!