No. [019] Return: If you don't die, you won't die

Although the sky of Manchester is still cloudy, there is already a hint of golden yellow in the clouds, and it seems that the golden sun, which has not been seen for many days, is finally about to break free from the hands of the dark demon and see the light of day again.

In the Manchester United club's manager's office, Han Fatzi was sitting on the sofa with a big grin, full of energy, and humming an unknown Northeast song proudly in his mouth.

Seeing the frowning appearance of Ferguson and the others, Yu Dong, Han Fatzi's assistant, was secretly anxious. At the same time, he also complained a little in his heart about his straw bag boss, this is not domestic, don't think that you are the brother-in-law of a senior executive of Shide Group, you can be arrogant to come abroad!

Now is the most critical moment for Liancheng Shide and Manchester United to negotiate business cooperation, at this time, if this cooperation is destroyed, neither he nor Han Fatzi will have good fruit to eat.

Yu Dong was afraid that Han Fatzi's arrogant appearance would cause dissatisfaction with Ferguson and others, and affect business cooperation at this time, so he immediately signaled to Han Fatzi with his eyes and asked him to restrain himself a little, this is not a domestic place after all.

However, Han Fatzi didn't pay attention to Yu Dong at all, and still went his own way, proud.

At this time, Han Fatzi was very happy and very excited. Because soon, he will be able to rectify Dongfang Chen well.

Today, the reason why Han Fatzi appeared here is because he received an invitation from Manchester United, saying that he came to talk about Dongfang Chen's transfer.

Now there are only a few hours left before the summer transfer door closes, and Manchester United has not received any request to bring in Dongfang Chen, and now Manchester United has invited him, of course, to talk about Dongfang Chen's desire for him to compromise and join Liancheng Shide.

When he received this invitation, Han Fatzi jumped up with excitement. Under the ruthless reality, Dongfang Chen's stinky bone finally compromised, and the evil breath that he was humiliated by Dongfang Chen could finally come out, and he was excited.

Hmph, aren't you going to go back to China? Aren't you still going to stay in Europe? Why do you have to compromise with Lao Tzu now? What about your arrogance? What about your arrogance?

Now ask Lao Tzu!

Lao Tzu said that you will regret it! Lao Tzu won't let you have a good time!

Hmph, it's a guy who owes a lot of money!

Han Fatzi came to Ferguson's office early and put on this triumphant look.

As long as he thought that Dongfang Chen would bow his head in front of him, kneel in front of him and beg for mercy, and then humiliate Dongfang Chen fiercely, Han Fatzi's heart was very comfortable, just thinking about this picture, it was so beautiful that it was bubbling, and the proud Han Fatzi couldn't help humming an unknown Northeast song.

Han Fatzi hummed the whole song proudly, and at this time, he realized that the damn Dongfangchen had not yet appeared, and in an instant, Han Fatman's brows were furrowed, and he stretched out his left hand, revealing the golden Rolex watch.

It was already half past eight in the evening, which was already half an hour beyond their agreed time.

Han Fat Man was full of anger, this damn guy actually made him wait here stupidly for an hour, this is too bad for him Han Fat Man, this is too annoying, this is unforgivable.

Han Fatzi said angrily: "It's too unorganized! It's so disrespectful to the leader! This kind of scum is under-educated. ”

Seeing the angry Han Fat Man, Yu Dong pouted, Ferguson's big wrist didn't say anything, what kind of mess are you messing around?

However, this Han Fat Man is his leader, and he is also the brother-in-law of a high-level member of the group, who is used to being arrogant and domineering in China. He Yu Dong is not too young to work, so he naturally does not dare to snub Han Fatzi.

Yu Dong immediately replied respectfully: "Well, this Dongfang Chen is too disagreeable, he has no concept of time at all, it's time to teach a good lesson." ”

Han Fatzi looked at Yu Dong with appreciation and said, "Little Yuzi, you are very good, very good!" ”

Yu Dong was immediately flattered and said: "Leader, you have won the award, you have won the award!" Xiao Yuzi still has a long way to go! ”

Saying this in his mouth, Yu Dong had already begun to greet the damn Han Fat Man in his heart: "Little Yuzi? I'll go to Nima's little Yuzi, your whole family is just a little Hanzi, a dead fat man, a dead eunuch! ”

Han Fatzi patted Yu Dong appreciatively, then turned his head, his eyes instantly became sharp, and he said coldly: "Hmph! Unorganized and undisciplined hooligans, when you return to China, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up! ”

Obviously, in this sentence, Han Fatzi went to Dongfang Chen.

At this time, Whelan walked in with two Orientals, who were Dongfang Chen and Gao Qi.

Because the door of Sir Alex Ferguson's office was not closed, when they were in the corridor, Dongfang Chen and Gao Qi heard Han Fatzi's shout, and their brows couldn't help frowning, and at the same time, they also had some anger in their hearts.

This damn Han Fat Man is too arrogant and domineering.

Seeing Gao Qi and Dongfang Chen coming in, out of politeness, Alex 61 Ferguson and the others all stood up to welcome the arrival of the two. Only Han Fatzi was still sitting in his place with a big grin, and at the same time, this guy was staring at Dongfang Chen viciously, looking like he was eager to eat Dongfang Chen.

Glimpse of Han Fatty's face, Alex 61 Ferguson frowned slightly, to be honest, he didn't like this Han Fatty's style very much, if it weren't for the fact that there was still business cooperation with Liancheng Shide, he would have kicked Han Fatzi out a long time ago.

Dongfang Chen didn't take Han Fatzi in his eyes at all, so he didn't care about this guy's reaction at all.

Alex 61 Ferguson motioned for Dongfang Chen and Gao Qi to sit down and talk, and Dongfang Chen and Gao Qi sat down.

"Is there a place for you to sit? Did I sit you down? Han Fatzi roared angrily. From Dongfang Chen to the present, this guy didn't even look at him, and directly ignored him, so it's no wonder that Han Fat Man is not angry.

It's infuriating, this damn garbage is too bad to clean up! Is this what it looks like to ask for someone?

At this time, Han Fatzi couldn't wait to cut Dongfang Chen, the damn guy, with a thousand knives to vent the hatred in his heart!

Listening to Han Fatman's roar, Dongfang Chen glanced at Han Fatman with idiot eyes, and then stopped paying attention to Han Fatman, and said to Alex 61 Ferguson: "Sir Ferguson, I think you already know what I mean." ”

Before Alex 61 Ferguson could speak, the fat man jumped out first: "Damn bastard, what kind of eyes are you?" You dare to look at the leader like this, you are looking for death, you know? ”

Seeing Han Fatman's angry appearance, Dongfang Chen was stunned for a while, he really didn't expect this Han Fatman to be such an idiot. What's wrong with Success Group? How could such an idiot be sent to talk to Manchester United? If this idiot could make it, day and night would have been reversed.

Dongfang Chen glanced at Han Fatzi again with the eyes of an idiot.

Han Fatzi was furious, and angrily pointed at Dongfang Chen's nose and roared: "Do you believe that Lao Tzu made you unable to kick the ball?" ”

Dongfang Chen didn't pay attention to this idiot, he was afraid that if it continued like this, his IQ would be lowered by this Han fat man.

Dongfang Chen told Alex 61 Ferguson: "I think the Jazz have received a transfer request from Birmingham to buy me. ”

Yes, Birmingham City FC has sent an application to Manchester United to bring in Dongfang Chen.

Birmingham City FC was bought earlier this year by Hong Kong-based tycoon Yang Ka Shing, who had been hoping to bring in a Chinese player.

In the summer, the Birmingham club tried to bring in Shao Jiayi, who played in Germany, and Shao Jiayi also went to the Birmingham club for training, but in the end it did not happen due to labor certification problems.

Later, Birmingham also tried to bring in Sun Jihai and Zheng Zhi, but Sun Jihai chose Sheffield United at that time, and Zheng Zhi did not want to leave Charlton, so Birmingham Club's plan to introduce Chinese players was aborted.

Originally, Yang Jiacheng thought that Birmingham would not be able to achieve their wish to bring in Chinese players this summer. However, at this time, Dongfang Chen suddenly came into his sight.

After learning about Dongfang Chen's situation, he immediately contacted Dongfang Chen's agent Gao Qi and put forward his idea of introducing Dongfang Chen.

At that time, Dongfang Chen was already on the edge of the cliff, and almost agreed to the unreasonable request of the Nantes club, and the appearance of Birmingham gave Dongfang Chen one more choice.

After detailed negotiations, Dongfangchen and Birmingham Club reached an agreement, and Birmingham Club immediately sent a fax to Manchester United to introduce Dongfangchen.

However, now there are only a few hours before the transfer door closes, and Dongfang Chen is afraid that Manchester United's staff will delay the big event because of the end of work, so he called Sir Alex Ferguson in advance, and asked Sir Ferguson to solve the matter in person.

In this way, face-to-face discussion is faster, and there will be no accidents!

So, this meeting came about.

Alex 61 Ferguson nodded: "Yes, I saw it!" Congratulations to Dongfang, I didn't expect you to find your next home at the last moment. ”

Hearing Sir Alex Ferguson say this, Dongfang Chen was pleasantly surprised: "So Sir agrees to this transfer!" ”

Ferguson smiled and said: "Of course, if Birmingham are willing to pay you a transfer fee of one million euros, why don't I agree? ”

What the? Birmingham is going to spend a million to bring in this damn guy? Then this guy won't go back to China, and he will have no way to take this guy, and he can't fix this guy?

"No! This is absolutely not a no-go! I don't agree, I don't agree with this transfer! Han Fatzi immediately jumped up and roared, and then he turned his head to Ferguson and roared, "You can't agree to this transfer either, this damn guy can only transfer to our Liancheng Shide!" ”

Ferguson was very dissatisfied with Han Fatzi's transgression and accusations, and he said coldly: "I have the final say in this matter, and you are just a guest, please pay attention to your identity!" ”

"You can't agree to this transfer, otherwise ......" Han Fatzi wanted to threaten Ferguson, but he didn't seem to find an excuse to threaten, suddenly, Han Fatzi's eyes lit up, and he roared with great spirits, "Otherwise, our Liancheng Shide will terminate the cooperation with your Manchester United, including Dong Fangyan's transfer!" Yes, yes, we want to end the cooperation! ”

After speaking, Han Fatzi glared at Ferguson and Dongfang Chen very proudly, and roared in his heart: "You kid can't run away, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you!" ”

"It's over, it's over, it's all over! This damn idiot fat man! Yu Dong closed his eyes in despair, hating this damn fat man in his heart.

Listening to Han Fatman's threat, Dongfang Chen was very shocked, this Han Fatman was too domineering, he dared to threaten Ferguson! Dongfang Chen had already begun to mourn for Han Fatzi at this time: "Han Fatzi must have never heard the phrase 'NO-zuo, No-die'!"

Sure enough, after listening to Han Fatman's words, Sir Ferguson's eyebrows kept rising, and it was obvious that Sir Ferguson was very angry at this time. Sir Alex Ferguson gave Han Fatzi a fixed look, and then said to his assistant: "Call Liancheng Shide and terminate the cooperation with them." ”

Whelan didn't delay, and immediately called Liancheng Shide, and quickly got the matter done.

At this time, Han Fatzi realized that something was wrong, he looked at Ferguson with some trepidation, and thought to himself: "No, it's not this rhythm, it shouldn't be like this!" ”

At this time, Han Fatzi's mobile phone rang, startling Han Fatzi, Han Fatzi looked at the phone, and immediately answered the phone in a panic, and there was an angry roar on the phone: "Han Fatzi who is lying in Nima, you have been fired!" ”

"You can't fire me, my brother-in-law is ......"

"Even if your brother-in-law is Li Gang, he can't save you, you Tamar can die now!" The voice on the phone was so majestic that Dongfang Chen and the others could hear it very clearly.

Boom! Han Fatzi sat on the ground with a dead face, like a puddle of rotten meat.