Chapter 89: Sorry, You Squirted Wrong
As soon as I went to work at noon the next day, Fang Ye received a takeaway order, and the location marked on it was the parking lot of Haoyuan International Building.
"No, the customer is so far away?"
Fang Ye couldn't help but be a little speechless, Haoyuan was at least twenty kilometers away from here, and if he really wanted to ride a small electric donkey to send it over, it was estimated that the milk tea would be cold.
Xia Wei also felt a little far away, she asked tentatively, "Or, I will cancel this order?" ”
Fang Ye waved his hand and said, "That's not necessary, fortunately, I also opened the poison today." ”
Xia Wei was immediately happy: "You guy actually drove a supercar to deliver takeaways, is the money for dozens of milk tea enough for your fuel expenses?" ”
"Sister Wei, money is actually just a string of numbers to me." Fang Ye seriously boiled the chicken soup he had heard before, "What I care about is not how much money I can make, but whether I can meet interesting people or things in the process of delivering takeaways, which can enrich my experience, enrich my life, and sublimate my thoughts!" ”
He silently added in his heart: Of course, it would be best if you could trigger a special reward......
"Don't talk about it here, go and come back quickly." Xia Wei couldn't help but laugh when she heard this, and stuffed the packaged takeaway into his arms.
"Come on, let's go!"
Fifteen minutes later, Fang Ye finally arrived at Haoyuan International's parking lot, but it was empty.
After getting through the phone, a delicate voice came from the phone: "Hey, who are you looking for?" ”
"Hello beauty, your takeaway has been delivered, but I don't see where you are."
"Arrived so soon? You wait for me, I'll come down right away. ”
"Okay."
After Fang Ye hung up the phone, he poured the poison into the parking space next to him, and then stood aside with a takeout and waited.
It didn't take long for a small electric donkey to stop beside him.
Yellow vest and small helmet, it turned out to be a takeaway brother of a magnesium group.
"Brother, can you help me look at the car, I'll be back soon."
Fang Ye nodded: "Okay, you go, I'll help you take care of it." ”
"Thank you so much!" As he spoke, he took out the anti-theft lock and locked the wheels.
In addition to preventing thieves, it can also prevent Fang Ye.
In these years, knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing their hearts, it is always a good thing to have multiple insurances, after all, Fang Ye did not have the word "good person" engraved on his face.
Not long after the little brother left, the female customer came to pick up the takeaway, with a little white skirt and high heels and a pair of sunglasses, and a LV bag on her shoulder, her appearance was very fashionable, but it looked a little cold and arrogant, and she looked high.
"Hello, your takeaway."
"Hmm."
The woman was about to take the takeaway, only to see a red BMW Z4 slowly drive into the parking lot, the two of them saw it clearly, and the body on both sides of it was sprayed with white paint with big scumbag words!
Fang Ye was secretly happy in his heart, he didn't expect Xia Wei to say a prophecy, but fortunately it was not fulfilled in his poison.
He didn't see that the face of the woman next to him had completely darkened......
As soon as Lian Zhan parked the car, he saw a cup of steaming milk tea flying in the air and slamming it on the front windshield, and the milk tea and fruit grains in it were suddenly spilled everywhere, which scared him a lot!
After seeing this scene, Fang Ye knew that the takeaway in his hand was gone.
"Which bastard is playing a prank here......" Lian Zhan was about to scold, when he saw his girlfriend Zheng Jiaqi coming over menacingly, and suddenly secretly screamed in his heart.
"Come down to the old lady!" Zheng Jiaqi slammed the car door, "You explain well, which goblin is spraying words on the car?" ”
Lian Zhan was afraid that she would kick the car door, so he hurriedly got out of the car.
"Baby, listen to me, I really don't know which bastard sprayed this word to hurt me!"
"Don't think I'm so easy to coax, there are so many cars in the whole Huahai, why do people spray you?" Zheng Jiaqi said angrily, "Also, didn't you always call me Qiqi before, why did you change your name to baby now?" ”
"Uh, this ......" A few drops of cold sweat broke out on Lian Zhan's forehead, "I think Kiki doesn't seem to be affectionate enough, so I changed my ......"
"Not affectionate enough? I think you're making too much of a snout with that little goblin, and then you're used to it for a while, right? Zheng Jiaqi sneered, "I called you yesterday and kept turning off the phone, did you linger with her all night?" ”
Lian Zhan shouted: "What's the matter, I just drank too much yesterday." ”
"Drinking too much?" Zheng Jiaqi lifted his collar, and immediately revealed several dark red plum blossom-like bruises.
"Explain again, where did these plum prints come from?"
Inexplicably, Lian Zhan took a look in the rearview mirror, and suddenly scolded angrily: "Wo Groove, obviously told her not to play so high, but she dared to plant labor-management plum blossoms......"
Scolding and scolding, he finally reacted.
Zheng Jiaqi is still standing by her side!
"Okay, your surname is Lian, and your life is rich enough at night? The plum blossom planter and the spray paint must not be the same woman, right? ”
"Baby...... Oh no, Kiki, you listen to my quibbles first! ”
"How dare you quibble? Look if I can't kill you today! ”
Zheng Jiaqi was so angry that she took off her high heels and was about to slap her boyfriend's face.
Lian Zhan was so frightened that his soul flew away, the heel of this high heel was thin and pointed, if he really wanted to shoot his face, it was not a blood hole?
"Kiki, be merciful, this ...... There are outsiders here! ”
Well?!
Zheng Jiaqi finally remembered the existence of the takeaway brother, she looked back, and saw Fang Ye leaning on the electric car and looking at this side with relish, if there were a handful of melon seeds in her hand, it would be more perfect......
Seeing Fang Ye's leisurely appearance, she suddenly became angry: "Takeaway, why don't you leave?" ”
"I'm sorry, I can't leave yet." Fang Ye said lazily, "You go on, just when I don't exist." ”
Seeing the faint smile on the other party's face, Zheng Jiaqi felt that she was laughing at herself!
"Can't you understand people? My girlfriend told you to fuck off! ”
Seeing that his girlfriend's hatred target had shifted, Lian Zhan couldn't help but secretly say something evil.
Fang Ye was unhappy now: "This parking lot doesn't seem to be your home, I like to stand here and watch the dogs fight, what's your business?" ”
"You...... Who are you scolding for being a dog? Zheng Jiaqi was really angry this time.
"Whoever should be scolded by me!"
"Yoh? Do you dare to talk back with a stinky dick? Lian Zhan sneered, "A food delivery person, I guess no woman can take a fancy to you, right?" ”
Zheng Jiaqi also began to mend the knife: "Even if there is, it is estimated that it is just some crooked melons and cracked dates, what can the takeaway deliverer do!" ”
Belch? These two goods seem to be the best, and they are unanimous so quickly?
Fang Ye said casually: "What's wrong with delivering takeaways, at least you won't become a scumbag, and then be spray-painted indiscriminately." ”
Lian Zhan's face was full of disdain: "Hmph, I see that you are now all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred, do you think that a scumbag can be a casual person?" ”
Zheng Jiaqi sneered: "He doesn't even have the qualifications to be a scumbag, how can there be a woman in this world who sprays words on an electric car?" ”
"Unless this woman is blind!"
"Hahaha!"
The two laughed wildly together.
Just when Fang Ye wanted to fight back, a delicate figure wearing a high school girl uniform suddenly appeared beside him.
"Is that you?"
"Is that you?"
Fang Ye and Su Qianyi were stunned at the same time.
And even Zhan and Zheng Jiaqi's laughter stopped abruptly, they didn't understand that Fang Ye would actually know this beautiful female high school student.
Both of them have eyesight, so they can naturally see that the school skirt on Su Qianyi's body is worth a lot of money, and the white watch in the shape of a hollow skull on his hand is even more terrifying.
This is Richard Miller's RM07 white ceramic women's watch, if it is genuine, the price is at least six million or more, and you can buy several Z4 units!
After being stunned for half a second, Su Qianyi suddenly came to his senses.
"Okay, you scumbag, finally let me run into it again!"
She quickly took out a small can of spray paint from her small shoulder bag, and before the other party could react, she sprayed the two big characters of scumbag on the little electric donkey......
"You...... What the hell are you doing! Fang Ye asked.
"What are you doing, of course, labeling you!" Su Qianyi tossed the jar triumphantly, "I've been preparing for it since I was rejected by you on the day I beat it, and it finally came in handy today!" ”
wtf?
This stinky dick actually rejected such a beautiful little rich woman?
Lian Zhan and Zheng Jiaqi were suddenly scorched by thunder......
Just when they doubted their lives, Fang Ye suddenly laughed.
Su Qianyi was puzzled: "What are you laughing at?" ”
"I'm laughing at you for spraying in the wrong place." Fang Ye pointed to the poor little electric donkey and said, "This is not my car. ”
???
Seeing the other party's gloating eyes, it was Su Qianyi's turn to be dumbfounded.
In her heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses are galloping past, one will be arranged in an S shape, and the other will be arranged in a B shape.
Wo Muma, it's not your car, why are you leaning on it?
Why didn't you say it earlier when I squirted!
There is no mistake