Yu Xiangrousi drove this sports car more easily, and drove steadily all the way to Sanqiao Street, which is located in the center of Lubei District.

Find a parking space and arrange the car.

Yu Xiangrousi played with the car keys and led me all the way to turn left and right around five or six street corners before I walked to the exclusive single-family loft sandwiched between high-rise buildings. This small attic does not have any plaques, not even the paint on the surface walls, and the decoration style is too simple, which is a bit inconsistent with the style of shredded pork.

However, what I never expected was.

Yu Xiangrousi opened the door with a fingerprint lock, and instead of going upstairs, she used the fingerprint lock to open the iron door to the basement.

The path to the basement is still winding and slightly narrow. On the walls of the aisles on both sides, there are either blue rune paper drawings, pure yellow gossip mirrors, or Buddhist scriptures copied on white paper by hand, or there are small guardrails to place the sea bowls used by the people to invite the chopsticks god, and even two rusty kitchen knives with thick red ropes tied to the handles.

A living exhibition hall of ritual instruments.

After walking for three minutes, another iron gate appeared.

This time, the iron door was not locked, but Yu Xiang did not open the door rashly, but politely knocked on the door three times, and shouted to the door: "The king of heaven covers the tiger!"

"Wow......"

In the inside of the iron gate, which is not very soundproof, there is a sound of footsteps.

After a while, an old man's voice replied, "Chicken stew with mushrooms!"

"Open the door, I'm the boss."

Yu Xiang Rousi put her head on the door, cautiously like a spy, for fear that others would find out the secret here.

"Squeak ......"

The door was pulled open from the inside.

An older boy who looked at him about twenty years old, stretched out his head to look at whether there was anything else behind Xiang Rou Si, especially when he looked at me, he could obviously notice that his pupils had shrunk, and he asked Xiang Rou Shi in an old voice: "Boss, what does he do!?"

"My brother is also a newcomer to our association!"

Yu Xiang replied frankly, then pushed him away, pulled me by the way, and walked into the house with a big grin.

But when I entered the house, the smell in the house was so good that I smoked it.

There is the smell of instant noodles, the smell of lunch boxes, the smell of burning, the smell of smoke, and the most prominent is the taste of the old man's feet.

Several flavors are mixed together and are simply indescribable.

If you have to describe it, it is to smell too much, and you will see fairies.

Look at the people in the room again.

There are men and women, old and young.

Looking at the face, the highest age is in his fifties.

Looking at the bone physiognomy, the youngest must be in his early twenties.

They are in the room, sitting or standing or lying, but none of them are serious and maintain a standing posture, sitting and sitting statues, how comfortable and casual they are.

In the middle of the room is a long desk for meetings in the company's office, but at this time there are at least seven ashtrays overflowing with cigarette butts and water, three or four bottles of mineral water for one dollar, a dozen leftover lunches, and dozens of pairs of disposable chopsticks for takeout.

The barely vacated space was used for three computers that were about to be scrapped, one of which was already smoking, and no one cared for it.

Leaning against the inner wall, a red banner hangs.

The banner reads: If you are together, you will be invincible in the world, and if you are divided, you will be awesome!

If I had to find an adjective to describe this group of people, the rabble is the most appropriate, the most peculiar.

"Hehehe...... It's a bit of a mess......"

Yu Xiang scratched her head in embarrassment, and sneered and introduced me to a room full of people: "The one sitting is the master of physiognomy, the old king." The little girl standing is the heir of the three provinces outside the Guanwai, Zhao Mengmeng. There are also two lying down, one is a lay monk who has received the five precepts, Master Hui'an, and the other is a Taoist priest of Zhengyi Sect who holds a text disc, Liu Kongzhen. ”

"Hmmm......"

I followed his gesture and looked at them one by one.

The first old Wang Tou introduced, the guy was full of wrinkles, it is estimated that he can use the wrinkles to crush the mosquitoes alive, playing with a string of Bodhi in his hand that is not very good, leisurely smoking the old man cigarettes rolled with cigarette paper, his eyes are slightly squinted, as if he is going to fall asleep, anyway, it seems that the whole person is turbid and old, and it will not be long before he lives.

The only woman present in the second introduction, Zhao Mengmeng.

This girl has to be at least thirty years old from the analysis of her appearance, but her eyebrows are full of murderous energy, and her eyebrows and eyes are indifferent, which can't help but make people stay away.

There is only one thing!

The fire in the heavenly court on her eyebrows is particularly pure and bright, and it is spotless, which can show that she has lived to this age and has never had sex.

The third and fourth were lying.

The bed on which they lay was made of a stool and lay head to head.

A Haiqing dressed in flaxen.

One wears a crimson robe without any logo.

The one who wears the sea is clear, and he keeps his head.

Those who wear Taoist robes wear flat crowns.

The one who left the inch was only twenty years old.

Dai Daoguan's is only twenty years old.

Leaving an inch in small sips and smoking cigarettes.

Dai Daoguan swiped a short video software with his mobile phone.

The two maintain a more harmonious range.

"Smack!"

Dai Daoguan's sudden big mouth was left behind, and he scolded in a Beijing film accent: "Can you stop smoking!" Don't you really choke your nose? ”

"What?"

The mouth of the inch head opened and spoke in a northwest accent: "What are you doing?" I want to have a good night's sleep, and I don't let my forehead fei, so I have to smoke to pass the time! ”

"Oops, hey!"

Dai Daoguan couldn't bear to stumble more and more: "Look at it! Take a look at it! Hey! The house in front of me is an adult's fairyland, hey! ”

"Blue sky! Green lake! ”

Perhaps the old king felt that this environment was not noisy enough, just like Tengger's upper body, he no longer sat on the stool, shrunk his neck while singing and dancing, and sang demonic ballads.

"Bang!"

Zhao Mengmeng, who sells cold characters, slammed the table, pulled out the pole, took the initiative to walk in front of me, and said in extremely standard Mandarin: "You are new here?!"

"Yes, I'm ......"

I couldn't figure out her pulse, so I was a little reserved.

"Hmm!"

Zhao Mengmeng nodded sullenly, then took out the kitchen knife pinned to the waistband of his trousers, directly aimed the blade at my neck and slashed it quickly, and finally touched the cold blade to my neck in a threatening way.

"Hehehe......"

Suddenly, Zhao Mengmeng seemed to have fulfilled some kind of satisfying wish, and said with a simple grin: "New here!" Poor poor boy! Buy a freshly baked kitchen knife! The children are dying of hunger! ”

"Gollum ......"

My heart was beating wildly, and my hands were shaking so much that I couldn't believe that she had done such a life-threatening way to sell kitchen knives!

Your uncle's! Is there such a sale?

Believe it or not, I went to the police station to accuse you of carrying controlled knives!?

"How much is a handful of ......"

I don't want to bother with her about trivial matters.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Brother Yu Rou......"

Just as I was trying to buy a kitchen knife, the sneer of the boy who opened the door sounded behind me, calling for shredded pork.

I suddenly had the illusion of wanting to look back.

What the hell is going on? Why do I want to look back?!

"Huh...... Swish...... Who......"

The sound of something rubbing against my clothes came to my ears.

I looked down for the source of the sound, and I couldn't help but see something peeking out of the back of my ass, a dark-colored snakehead!

"Hiss......"

The head of the snake spat out the snake letter, baring its fangs, and shaking its head humanely, as if seeing an acquaintance greeting him cordially.

"Oh!"

I grabbed the head of the snake with my inner defense, pulled out the snake's body, and shook it in a crazy circle in the air, trying to shake the poisonous snake.

"Brother...... You calm down......"

Yu Xiang Shredded Meat was very calm about this, and it was not strange.

Because at this time he was lying on his shoulder a large dark yellow gecko.

"I'll go to your uncle!"

I threw the snake at him.

"Don't spoil other people's treasures."

Yu Xiang caught the poisonous snake without panic, rubbed the snake's head lightly, and then introduced the background identity of the boy behind him: "This is the insect Gu descendant of Miao Jiang!"

"Buy a knife?"

Zhao Mengmeng put the knife on my neck again.

"Green grassland~This is my home~Oy~"

The old king provoked the exclusive dance of the Mongolian people, and the singing continued.

"The forehead is to be feijue!"

Master Hui'an, who kept his head, frantically vented his dissatisfaction.

"Can you see a little bit of eyesight?! I'm in a hurry to turn over a few grandfathers! Hey! What a beating for you! ”

Liu Kongzhen, who wore a Taoist crown, shouted irritable to beat Master Hui'an.

The scene rushed all the way in the direction of Qingqi for a while.

"Shredded meat, ......"

I looked at Yu Xiang Shredded Meat with desperate eyes, I wanted to move away but didn't dare to move away, in case Zhao Mengmeng was angry, I couldn't do it with a knife!

"What's wrong? Elder brother? ”

Yu Xiang Rou silk waist plate poisonous snake, holding a scorpion and a centipede in both hands, a gecko on each side of the shoulder, and a toad covered in fat and sticky venom.

But he was very calm and very indifferent.

"Can you tell me what special talent market you are looking for!?"