"Uh, Master Xing?" Yu Xingxing was stunned for a moment, it seemed that this was a comedy superstar from previous generations, and he definitely couldn't use his old man's name.

Du Tongfu has the beauty of Sichuan and Shu, with a spicy and hearty feeling.

"No, I'm not that old, where do you think I'm old?" Yu Xing immediately shouted.

"......" They were all stunned.

In terms of age, Yu Xing is indeed much younger than them; In terms of appearance, Yu Xingxing did not have wrinkles on his face, nor did he have gray hair.

But what about seniority?

Well, this seems to be okay, Yu Xing has a little more than them, but it hasn't reached the level of the master yet.

"So, it's called 'Uncle Xing'?" Du Tongfu said, and everyone looked at him again.

"Don't, classmates, don't scream, people who don't know the truth will think I'm bullying you!" Yu Xingxing hurriedly said, "Because the younger ones have to pay tribute to the older ones!" ”

They had a black line on their faces again, "Tribute? "How do you feel like it's smelling inside?

"Uncle Xing, oh, no......" Du Tongfu hurriedly changed his words, "Brother Xing, it's good to call you Brother Xing, it's good to call it like this, it sounds good to the ear, and you don't need to pay tribute." ”

"You're welcome, you're welcome, if you're so polite, I'll be embarrassed to ask you to help me fetch food, fill water, sweep the floor and throw away the garbage?" Yu Xingxing said immediately.

When Tian Zhixue heard this, he immediately said: "No problem, no problem, you just need to squeak, and I will do any errands!" All you have to do is move your mouth! "It's obviously a very flattering look.

Yi Xingbang, a boy from Guixi, was more mature than several of them, and he said: "That head of the house is simply Brother Xing, so it is more reasonable." ”

"No, I'm not the head of the house! The captain was ok. Yu Xingxing immediately exclaimed, "My leading role in life is basically negative. ”

Yi Xingbang looked at him with interest: "Could it be that you still don't know how to take care of yourself?" ”

"We don't have any automatic equipment in our dormitory, do you think, get up from the desk, the chair won't move in on its own, is it stupid?" Yu Xingxing gave an example, and everyone immediately understood.

"Brother Xing, I will be your smart home assistant in the future, and when you finish drinking the cup of water, I will renew it for you immediately; When you're done reading the book, I'll put it back for you,......。 Tian Zhixue was going to continue, and Yu Xingxing immediately made a gesture to stop.

"I discovered a little secret." Yu Xing looked at a button on the head of the bed, and they all turned their heads to see that there was a button on each of their beds.

"...... this?" Tian Zhixue immediately rummaged through the box and turned the cabinet to find the manual.

Yu Xing pressed it at once, the button he wanted to be in the dormitory couldn't be something blasting, right? You have to try it to know what it does.

With his press, his desks, chairs and bookshelves were immediately tidy, and they were no longer messy.

Yu Xingxing saw it and shrugged his shoulders: "Tian Zhixue, it's okay here; It's a pity that you're useless heroes. ”

"It's okay, maybe press it ten times eight times, and it will break; This semi-automatic is easy to contact poorly. Tian Zhixue seemed to understand very well, and continued: "When the time comes, my usefulness will be highlighted. ”

"Our head of the dormitory is still Yi Xingbang, mature and steady, and it looks very reassuring." Don't worry about bullying, just like dragon scales.

Yu Xingxing looked at Yi Xingbang and proposed very enthusiastically.

"Okay, Brother Xing's suggestion, I agree with both hands!" Du Tongfu also immediately agreed.

"I'm for it too!" Tian Zhixue also said, and then mentioned: "It's just that there seems to be an unwritten rule, this dormitory chief must invite guests at least once, so that everyone can get acquainted with each other as soon as possible." ”

Yi Xingbang: "......"

This group of boys knows that they don't have any good intentions!

Of course, he couldn't show it on the surface, and said with a simple look: "That's natural, otherwise, let's go to the cafeteria together later, I'll treat you!" ”

"The cafeteria?"

"In the cafeteria?"

"You're in for a treat?"

They immediately stared at Yi Xingbang, Tian Zhixue: "I can't see it, Yi Xingbang, you are fat and strong, and you are not full of lard!" ”

"Go, just came, I haven't earned a pearl yet, and it will take me a semester to make this little treasury." Yi Xingbang also glanced at him.

"It's okay, come, follow me, let's go earn together, go rob, go plunder!" Yu Xing immediately said awe-inspiringly.

Everyone looked at Yu Xing: That, big brother, are you real?

"Brother Xing, are you willing to recruit me into the team?" Yi Xingbang immediately understood what he meant, and quickly asked.

"Brother Xing, I'm so sincere to you, you must recruit me!" Tian Zhixue also shouted.

"Brother Xing, I am from Sichuan and Shu, and your glory also starts from Sichuan and Shu, our fate is really a thousand miles away! Brother Xing, you must recruit me! Du Tongfu immediately said reasonably.

Yu Xingxing glanced at them, of course, the fertilizer water does not flow into the fields of outsiders! These people are not weak, and there is no need to limit themselves to any circle.

They have a team of six people, in addition to the dormitory of four, there are two, one of which is for Ruan Hui, and the other can be for others to compete, which is really merciful.

"That, it's easy to say," Yu Xing immediately put on a very good tone, "You can each treat me to a meal." ”

"Don't talk about one meal, it's okay to have ten." Du Tongfu hurriedly said.

"A hundred tons doesn't matter." Tian Zhixue also said.

"Brother Xing!" Ruan Hui's voice came from outside, "Let's go, eat!" If you ask me to invite you to eat for a month, this is to make me poor! ”

When they heard Ruan Hui's screams in the house, they all jumped down and stood at the door.

"Huh? What are you doing? Ruan Hui pushed open the door and saw this posture, and Yu Xing was blocked by them.

"Ruan Hui, right?" Tian Zhixue rushed the fastest just now, and rushed directly from the window to the door.

"Yes, I was so flattered by such a grand welcome!" Ruan Hui said.

"You're welcome?" Tian Zhixue still stood there in a posture of being a man and a man, "Who said you were welcome?" Since you are so afraid that Brother Xing will eat you poor, then don't come to him for dinner; We all wish he could eat us! ”

"Eat you?" Ruan Hui touched his ears and pretended to be shocked and said, "I heard you right, right? How do you eat it? ”

"You don't have to worry about how to eat, you are not welcome here anyway, you can go." Tian Zhixue directly issued an eviction order.

"Don't mind, they're all freshmen, you don't know, I'm the first Arhat under Brother Xing, of course I'm inseparable from Brother Xing." Ruan Hui moved out of the killer feature.

"First Arhat?" Tian Zhixue smiled teasingly, "It's the first flower man!" ”

"You all take a good look, in this room, except for Brother Xing, no one else is worth mentioning, with my performance in Huaxia Martial Arts, do you think you can stop me from approaching Brother Xing? I can smash you into a hole with one fist! Ruan Hui threatened again.

"Brother Xing is our man! Let's go! Tian Zhixue said again, "If you are rude to me, he will definitely make you unable to get out of this door!" ”

When Yu Xingxing heard this, he couldn't help but hold his forehead, what is he doing? Whose people? Whose door? I really don't know how to ease the disputes between these children. Big head!

"That, I'll go and have dinner with Ruan Hui first, and you can move around freely." Yu Xingxing finally spoke.

As he spoke, he walked out from behind them, grabbed Ruan Hui's arm without saying anything, and ran towards the cafeteria.

"Brother Xing! You're going to call the shots for me! Ruan Hui put on the expression of a battered concubine as he walked.

"You ......" Yu Xingxing looked at him, "I'm the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards or what's wrong?" ”

"Brother Xing, of course I'm in the main room, those concubines bullied me like this, why didn't you say a word?" Ruan Hui continued to shout.

"Since you're the main room, it shouldn't be a month's food money, at least for the entire college period, right?" Yu Xing looked at him.

"Don't, don't, whoever likes to be in the main room should go, I'll be with you for a month at most, look at your face every day, my aesthetics will be tired!" Ruan Hui said immediately.

"Why are you tired?" Yu Xingxing cut off, "A lot of people are waiting in line for me to eat." ”

"Good, good, you eat, you eat! Be careful! Ruan Hui said as he lined up.

Suddenly, he pointed to a girl in a light blue dress in a team next to him, and whispered to Yu Xingxing: "That, isn't that chick very punctual?" ”

Yu Xingxing glanced at it, his long hair was in a shawl, his temperament was extraordinary, and he looked good from the back, he nodded.

"You're standing in line here, I'll go over and have a look." Ruan Hui said immediately.

Before Yu Xingxing could answer, Ruan Hui ran out.

Yu Xingxing looked at his back and shook his head, the imperial capital Shiwu, there should be a lot of beauties, right? With so many beauties, is Ruan Hui ready to touch each of them?

I saw Ruan Hui next to the girl and pretended to accidentally touch her, and the girl was startled and turned her head.

Ruan Hui looked at this incredible face and directly forgot his lines.

I rub it, such as flowers, it's not so scary!

The face was visibly freckled, half covered by a thick foundation, with rough eyebrows, bloody lips, and both nostrils still facing up!

Ruan Hui was so frightened that he turned around and ran, unable to even say "I'm sorry".

The ugly girl looked at Ruan Hui who was running away, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise, she was another guy who didn't know whether she was alive or dead.

She snorted, just in time to see Yu Xingxing also looking towards Ruan Hui.

"Yu Xing?" The ugly girl was stunned, this is the champion of Chinese martial arts! She's going to have to take it!

Ruan Hui clutched his chest and hurriedly ran in front of Yu Xingxing: "I'm scared to death!" ”

"Is it so beautiful?" Yu Xingxing asked with a smile.

"It is definitely a person who sinks fish and geese, closes the moon and is ashamed of flowers, and captivates the country and the city!" Ruan Hui clutched his little heart, which was still beating wildly, and said against his will.

"And what's wrong with you?" Yu Xingxing still smiled, "Did you make you so beautiful out of your body?" ”

"Hey, I can't enjoy it." Ruan Hui sighed.

They had prepared their meals and sat down, and after a while, the ugly girl came over with a plate.

Ruan Hui's eyes straightened again.