0108 Unlucky
"You're cutting off people's money!"
Liu Shan's resentment was endless, but he also knew that after a certain period of time, the Dao cultivation would decay in a straight line, so he was not very surprised: "Then did he leave any clues after he died!?" It's about the king of deacon, and this clue can also exchange merit with the major Yamas when it comes to the underworld. ”
"No ......"
After a pause in my speech, I deliberately hung his appetite: "Say no, there is still it, but I left a photo, saying that the man in the photo is His Royal Highness the King of Anger." But the photo made me burn, and there was not even a single hair left. ”
"You're a loser!"
Liu Shancong scolded me helplessly, and said like a heartless experience baby: "You are also very powerful, you can kill people by yourself, Songdong has never heard of you before!" After finishing his studies at the Yin Mission, he was sent directly to the Yang World to become an official?!"
"Yes!"
I pretended to smoke from the ancestral tomb with my hands behind my back, my father was a big official, and I pretended to be introverted and arrogant: "Just throw me in Songdong, let me be in charge of the order of this area, and by the way, establish my own power, and go home to inherit the family business in the future, who made me the youngest son?" Hehe......"
"Then the relationship in your family is not small!"
Liu Shancong treated me like a *** style, without the slightest action and sentence to kneel and lick immediately, and still said calmly: "I'm actually not happy to come outside this pass, the water is too muddy and fishy." Whoever is sent here by the underworld, either the family feels that the child has grown up and it is time to let go of the exercise. Either it's a single person, the kind who dies in the underworld and doesn't collect the corpse. ”
"Is it so excessive outside the gates?"
I secretly pondered the meaning of his words, until I had the answer in my heart, this pass specifically refers to Shanhaiguan, with Shanhaiguan as the boundary, out of the three eastern provinces, commonly known as Guanwai, generally "people on the road" are called the three eastern provinces.
"Yes, why not!"
Liu Shancong looked around nervously a few times, and then lowered his head and said cautiously: "Brother, I see that you actually have a good eye when you wear this mask." To tell you the truth, according to the grapevine, this deacon is actually not a real original resident of the underworld, his hometown was outside the customs before his death, and after he died, he went to the underworld to mix up and set up a stick, and became the eleventh Yama. Since beating him and dying again in the underworld, the already chaotic customs outside the gate have suddenly become even more chaotic. Many of the yin chasers who originally belonged to the palace of the king of the ruling kingdom sneaked away to the yang world and hid outside this pass. But they also belong to the lost dogs, there is no foundation but the means are still there, and they are extremely hostile to the Yin of the other ten halls, so you should be careful and careful when you go out to do things in the future. ”
"Okay, I got it......"
I nodded disappreciatively, thinking to myself that Gou Changzai didn't say that the king was born in the deep north? Could it be that the person in front of him is still lying?
With a question, he turned his head and looked at him: "This ghost luck bead I know that people can increase their fortune if they suck it." Then why does this dead yin cha in the yang world suck the ghost seal beads? Don't...... You don't ......"
That being said, I can't expose him right away, after all, he's also a first-class villain. Moreover, looking at the posture, the yin aura on his body is very strong, the Dao cultivation has not been weakened too much, and the desire to survive is still alive.
So it's better to be careful, after all, I have a group of friends and relatives by my side.
"Shh
Liu Shancong made a silent gesture: "I made a big mistake in the underworld, so I took this opportunity to run out, and when I can find important clues to clarify my innocence, I will naturally go back to the underworld."
"Oh?"
I saw that he was very talkative, so I gossiped to the bottom of the question: "Then what did you do to get out?" Tell me, I'm still quite powerful in Songdong. ”
"King Bian Cheng has a concubine......"
Liu Shancong was so aggrieved that he seemed to be about to shed tears: "I was originally a street patrol in the city in vain, and one day I didn't know that daring ghost." Reside...... actually stole the underwear of the concubine of the king of Bian Cheng, and then the ghost hung the underwear on the east wall of the city without knowing death, and the yin wind blew like a TM red flag."
"What's up? You're a flower thief!"
I laughed and quipped him, "Brother! You can do it! The women of their own boss dare to touch it! You really don't know that the gate of the underworld is open to that side!"
"I'm not that kind of person!"
Liu Shan was aggrieved from the cold heart: "I am a little yin, I can't even touch the handsome on weekdays, how can I steal anything!" Drinking flower wine is all when my brother makes a few monthly money, and he makes money to go! ”
"What's going on!?"
I suddenly felt that the gold content of the underworld was definitely uneven, good and bad. Just looking at Liu Shancong like this, he is designated to live a life of eating and waiting for death in the underworld, and he doesn't dare to do such a thing as death.
"What the fuck ......"
Liu Shan knew from the warmth and coldness that he wanted to cry without tears: "I fucking forced it, why are these big pants red?" Is this the year of your birth? When it's over, let a bad guy who doesn't deal with me listen. When I turned around, a small report hit the ears of the concubine of King Bian Cheng, and then I heard that she was going to be imprisoned and punished. I can't do it if I'm tortured! Then I took what little possessions I had, and fooled a few ghosts who didn't know how to die and ran away with me. ”
"Poof...... cough cough cough ......"
I almost laughed, but I quickly held back, choking on my saliva, and coughing three times in a row before I stabilized my mood: "Woe comes from the mouth...... Woe comes from the mouth......"
"The son lied! Luckily, I ran fast with oil on the soles of my feet!"
Liu Shancong is purely broken-mouthed, and he may feel that he can't vividly compare the complicated situation of this matter, so he can't help but draw a triangle pattern in the air: "Don't brag at all, the big pants can even fit the pig's buttocks." We don't know what King Bian Cheng likes about her, we don't dare to say, we don't dare to ask. ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
I was so made to cough all the time by his vivid description, and I was really afraid that I would laugh at him at this time, and he would stare at me and play with me, so I quickly asked a question: "Then what are you doing in Songdong?"
"Old man, I watch the sky at night......"
Liu Shancong looked up at the sky and said with emotion: "Before leaving, I gave some gifts to the people guarding the gate, and they told me that the flower thief ran from the path to the sun. So I'm going to chase it down and avenge my pants!"
"And now you're called a defector?"
I scratched my head, the person in front of me was really not good to evaluate, saying that he was not a tiger or a tiger, and that he was not a tiger was quite a tiger.
As far as a trivial matter is concerned, how big a wave can a concubine make, not to mention that as the king of Bian Cheng, who is Yama, is in charge of the city of death, can he be a faint king? It's a faint gentleman, and he definitely can't sit in his current position.
Could it be ...... Actually, he was lying!!
"Once you lose your footing, a thousand years of hard work will be ruined."
Liu Shancong smashed his chest painfully: "When I have money in the future, I will definitely find a concubine, and hang her big pants on the city wall if she has nothing to do!" To relieve the hatred in my heart! It's too TM bully! There's no such thing!"
"Then you came to Songdong to arrest people?!"