Chapter 273: Cicada Dust
Yanjing, ferry in the same boat.
From noon, the coolness invades Yanjing, the drizzle continues, the soul erodes the bones, except for one or two anglers wearing rain on the side of the causeway, only the fluttering willow trees stop to look at the river.
In the past, on hot and rainy days, fishermen and anglers would gather at the most famous restaurant in Tongchuandu, 'Suyuntang', to order a few snacks and a pot of 'Spring Sleepy'.
The wine is not strong, and children are not drunk, but it is said that the boss added honeysuckle juice when he made wine, and once he recalled the past when drinking, people were as hazy as spring sleepiness, and it was claimed that the wine was not drunk and everyone was drunk.
However, the fishermen who passed by, when they saw several Tsing Yi standing at the door of the Cloud Stopping Hall, they almost didn't dare to stop and leave quickly.
Xu Yu, who was behind the counter, didn't dare to approach the Cloud Stopping Hall even a step when he looked at the regular customers, and snorted in annoyance: "It's really disgusting to be disgusted with ghosts and ......."
Father Xu next to him was so frightened that he patted her hand and whispered: "Ouch, my good daughter, you just say it in private, what should they do when they hear it-"
"What about that heard? I didn't say who it was. ”
"Oh, they've been running amok in Yanjing for so long, can you still not know who you're talking about?"
"Dad, did you realize that what you said was more than me......
Father Xu waved his hand as if driving away mosquitoes: "Don't come to help, go back to read books or practice, don't come to the front hall!" ”
"Okay, okay, I won't speak." Xu Yu didn't pout, sat behind the counter to hide his figure, and secretly observed the Tsing Yi operators in the lobby.
To be precise, it was to peek at the strange man sitting on the Taishi chair in the center of the lobby, with his toes touching the ground, his ears as big as a sunflower fan, his height was only ninety-five centimeters, and he was holding a fat orange cat that seemed to be as big as him in his arms, and he was wearing a blue and purple costume.
He is said to be a dwarf, but his skin is fair, and his face is more immature than that of a child of the same height, as if it will burst when it is blown, and it will come out of the water when it is pinched, and if you ignore his ears, it is a human cub who is indistinguishable from male and female.
He is said to be a child, but he is at least twenty-five years old, and in the rumors, he even has a child, and his child is taller than him.
One of the four inspectors of the Yanjing Statistics Department, the 'raccoon slave' is a cicada dust.
Compared with the evil deeds of the other three inspectors, the cruelty, violence, and lust of the cicada dust, and the absurdity caused by the contrast with his appearance make him the most talked about representative of the Statistics Department by the citizens of Yanjing.
"Meow~~~"
The orange cat stretched and made a tactful voice like a hook. Chenchen, who hadn't said a word since he came into the Cloud Stopping Hall, suddenly asked, "Where are you?" ”
His voice was full of immaturity, like a child who hadn't changed his voice yet, Xu Yubei, who was peeking on the side, felt more and more joyful, and even couldn't help but have the impression of 'he's so cute', but he quickly reversed his thoughts - cute fart, maybe I'm twice my age, just an old monster pretending to be tender!
"Ten minutes to the ferry." The Tsing Yi operator at the door said respectfully: "The people at the ferry are already responding. ”
"Okay." The cicada dusty pinched the fat of the orange cat in his arms, turned his head sideways and asked, "Don't say that I make my own decisions, he is your person, do you say that we will pick him up, or let him come to see us?" ”
When the cicada turned his head to chat, Xu Yubei suddenly saw that there was a man in black sitting next to him. The man in black barely had an inch of skin exposed to the air, his massive hood and towering collar obscuring all of his countenance, except for a pair of eyes.
In the well-lit lobby, the dress of the man in black was so abrupt, but before he spoke, Xu Yubei didn't even see him!
"Let him come to us." The man in black said leisurely: "Although he has made great contributions, he has no meritorious position, but he is just a white body." If there is a Inspector Lao Cicada who goes over to greet him in person, I am afraid that it will not make him have unrealistic expectations, which is not conducive to future control, and he should be allowed to come over in person to suppress it and see if it is a talent who can advance and retreat. ”
I'm going to give you a hammer...... Cicada Chenchen sneered in his heart, if their Statistics Department braved the rain to greet the group of Dongyang people at the ferry, whether they were willing or not, the Dongyang people would be marked as the 'Statistics Department', and if there were no other accidents, they would inevitably have to work for the Statistics Department in the end.
After all, if you are soiled by the Statistics Division, you can only become a member of the Statistics Division.
On the other hand, if the Dongyang people came to see the Statistics Department, as long as they closed the door, no one would know about this secret conversation at all, and the Dongyang people would have more than one way to retreat.
Although Cicada Chenchen also knew that he couldn't hide this little bit of his mind from the 'Hell', the reply of the needle hidden in the layer of 'Hell' also showed that they did not plan to release the people.
The four guards of Radiance, each with its own domain, although they are all spies for the royal family to spy on the world, but over the long years, different forces have gradually formed.
The deeds of the loyal guards are mysterious and difficult to know, and the righteousness is hidden in the army in the ninth stream; Liwei is hidden in the city, and Zhiwei is hidden in the court.
Taking the opportunity of the establishment of the Statistics Department, Yi, Li, and Zhisanwei worked together to successfully and completely penetrate the Yanjing Statistics Department. Although the Statistics Department has become the bag of the Radiant Four Guards, it is more accurate to say that it has actually become the base of the Yiwei, and the Liwei Zhiwei only has the right to use, not the right to manage.
It's like if you and your classmates pay for a cat together, but the cat is placed in your classmate's house, you only have the right to pet the cat in the past, but what cat food to feed, when to be neutered, and what clothes to wear are all decided by your classmates, and under the careful care of your classmates, you find that the cat seems to be about to become a beautiful girl......
Therefore, there is also an undercurrent surging in the four guards of Huiyao, the benefits of Yiwei monopolizing are growing rapidly, and the overall situation of Liwei Zhiwei is important, so he can only swallow his anger.
And the return of Dongyang walking this time can be described as a shock to the four guards for a whole year.
Make a riot!
Cut off the military spending!
Take home with a full load!
Originally, this matter was only related to Liwei, but Shi Huaifeng and they wanted to take a morning and dusk steamer to implement a quick escape plan, and Liwei really couldn't get it, so he could only ask Yiwei for help.
Although Liwei was bent on owning it, they would rather pay a high price to get two Dawn Steamers, and Righteous Guards knew that they could get at least a hundred times the benefits of the Dawn Steamer if they thought about it, so they naturally wanted a piece of the pie anyway.
Shi Huaifeng was in a hurry, and Liwei could only compromise and let Yiwei come in together.
As the hot 'chilling cicada' of the righteous guard, this cooperation is fully responsible for the cicada dust.
However, compared to the silver-blooded treasure that is about to arrive, the cicada dusty is more concerned about the Dongyang people of Liwei.
The weakness of the Radiant Four Guards in the Dongyang region, and the strength of the Silver Blood Society in the local area, he also understands it. However, in this case, Liwei's people were able to take advantage of the situation, push the boat down the river, overturn the Silver Blood Society, take away Dongyang's wealth for hundreds of years, and return to Yanjing.
This power is more exciting than those gold and silver possessions,
Although there is rarely such a thing as a 'transfer' between the four guards, it is not completely impossible. If the cicada dusty can really stamp the Dongyang people with the seal of the 'Statistics Department', even if Liwei is unwilling, he can only let them work in the Statistics Department.
'Hell is right, you have to suppress them...... ' thought to himself.
First beat this group of outsiders to let them know that they were lonely and powerless in Yanjing, and then show their means of covering the sky and take them back.
Unlike the arrogant righteous guards, the guards still need to cover their identities more or less.
No one wants to live in the dark, following the righteous guards to run amok, or following the guards to camp the dogs? For smart people, this is a multiple-choice question that doesn't need to be considered.
"Inspector, people will be here soon." The Tsing Yi operator reported again.
"Okay."
With a push of the cicada dust, the fat orange cat on his thigh was pushed to the ground, and the fat orange cat babbled and stared at the owner dissatisfiedly, and then lazily coiled on the ground and wagged its tail. He jumped to the ground, avoided the fat cat on the ground, and said, "All the people who have nothing to do with it are left, stay outside, and not a single fly is allowed to fly in!" ”
"Yes!" The Tsing Yi operators said in unison, and retreated to leave the Cloud Stopping Hall.
Father Xu and Xu Yubei hurriedly left together, but Xu Yubei looked at the ninety-five centimeter height of the cicada dust, wearing the blue and purple uniform of the Statistics Department like children's clothes, with his hands behind his back, his face was cold and arrogant, and there was a fat orange cat lying at his feet.
At this moment, the surrounding Tsing Yi operators stiffened, and then decisively stayed away from Xu Yu's father and daughter!
"Funny, isn't it?"
Cicada Chenchen calmly put on his hat, and then said goodbye to Xu Yu casually.
The glow as gentle as a rainbow swept across the sky, and before Xu Yubei could react, she saw a ripple of light blooming in front of her.
Then in the next second, she was pulled to the back and fell heavily onto the wet green brick rain street. She looked up and saw two figures dressed in rain buds entering the Cloud Stopping Hall, and then the Tsing Yi operator closed the door.
Xu Yubei didn't seem to hear the care of his father next to him in a panic and scolding, and just looked at the door of the Cloud Stopping Hall stupidly.
That's when she realized what had just happened.
Suddenly, he almost died.
Suddenly he was saved.
"You said that you kid, why are you so ignorant...... "Xu's father nagged and accused Xu Yubei, if it were another time, Xu Yubei would say that he would say 'It's not me who is wrong, what's the use of you scolding me'.
But this time, Xu Yubei nodded very obediently, "I know it's wrong, I won't dare next time." ”
She lowered her head and looked at her bruised elbow, her pupils glowed with a strange light, and she recalled in her heart that in the project activities organized by Teacher Wei a few days ago, several classmates faintly expressed their political tendencies, and couldn't help but murmur softly:
"It's really funny......"
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The gate was closed, isolated from the wind and rain, and there were only four people left in the Nuoda Cloud Stopping Hall, as well as a fat orange.
"It's not the last-to-start, it's the first-to-shoot spear. Before I make a move, you know the direction of my attack, and send a sharpshooter to intercept ...... in advance," said Chenchen, "As a dismount, you did a good job. ”
"Don't dare." The two visitors clenched their fists at the same time and retreated.
Cicada Chenchen walked up to them step by step, raised his head to look up at them, and said:
"I am a righteous guard, and I am also the security inspector of the Yanjing Statistics Department, the 'cold cicada' is the cicada dust, you report your name."
Be careful, my dismount is coming.