"Mixed Yuan rushed to the top in the southeast, the blue sky and red clouds were as strong as the wind, sweating and raining in the chic fields, and asked when looking for Lu Mountain."

After reading the poem, the young man smiled, changed his words, and then patted his chest and then added in a proud tone:

"Master once said that Lushan is the first mountain in the world, and I am the current third-generation head of Lushan Ziwei Taoist Temple......"

"Chen Xiaoyao is also!"

………

Boom, boom.

Black, enveloping everything, mixed with roar, mixed with tremors, on a dark, lightless tunnel, a subway train without any signs was moving forward, there was no conductor, no cockpit, no way to even know where it would end or where it would eventually go.

Inside the carriage.

"What? What do you say? Chen Xiaoyao, the third-generation head of the Ziwei Museum? ”

After listening to the words of the young Taoist priest who claimed to be Chen Xiaoyao, Peng Hu frowned, his face was puzzled, and at the same time, he instinctively repeated what the young man had just said with a surprised expression.

Unexpectedly......

Unexpectedly, Peng Hu's voice fell, but Chen Xiaoyao's originally smug face changed dramatically in an instant, his face twitched, and he immediately shook his head like a cat that had been stepped on by his tail and corrected: "No, no, it's not a mountain, let alone a self-Wei Pavilion!" It's Lushan, it's Lushan crape myrtle view! ”

At this moment, Chen Xiaoyao was just foaming at the mouth and correcting Peng Hu's mistake while staring at the bald man with his eyes glaring at the boss, Xu was too afraid that people would make mistakes, and before he knew it, his face was even about to stick to Peng Hu's face, and it seemed that the young Taoist priest was extremely disgusted with the word 'Shan Ziwei Pavilion'.

It is true that time is the best tranquilizer, as the train resumes moving, as the wheezing gradually stabilizes, when Peng Hu and Chen Xiaoyao talked, the other three newcomers also came back to their senses from the panic, and after coming back to their senses, Xu still remembers that he had been slapped by someone earlier, seeing Chen Xiaoyao chattering and accusing Peng Hu of making a mistake, with full of anger, he didn't care to ask where this was, so the old man got up first and then interjected on the side: "Didn't people just say a few wrong words by mistake?" Why are you reacting so violently? ”.

Being rubbed by the old man like this, the two instinctively turned back, not to mention how Peng Hu reacted, seeing that it was the old man, Chen Xiaoyao raised his hand and stroked his hair, and then refuted with a rigorous expression to the old man who still had a clear palm print on his right face: "Old man, what you said is wrong, the slip of the tongue can indeed be forgiven, but the slip of the tongue of the bald gentleman just now is an extremely evil slip of the tongue!" So I'm going to correct it with a very serious attitude anyway! ”

"Humph! Nonsense! ”

"Oh, old man, you have a very bad temper, don't forget that if it wasn't for my slap at that time, I guess you would have been torn to pieces by the tide of mantises!"

"You kid still have the face to say? Yes, it was true that you woke me up with a slap, but the force you used was too great, right!? ”

"Hey, hey, old man, you don't pay attention to what you say, if I didn't use my strength at that time, God knows if I could make you sober? After all, your old man was no different from a statue at the time. ”

"Stinky boy, where did you get so many crooked reasoning? I really want to see what your parents look like! ”.

Quarrel, start again, raise the bar, restart, at this moment, an old man and a young man continued to argue like when they were on the platform, and continued to talk about the bar, which also made Peng Hu, who couldn't understand the brain circuits of the two, and the two men and women in work clothes confused, yes, Peng Hu never dreamed that the old and the young would quarrel like before, and it seemed that the two didn't care about the current situation at all.

Until the quarrel made the bald man more and more unhappy, until he was about to scold the two and then stop this boring farce......

Whoa.

With a soft sound, the front link door opened on its own.

Sure enough, the sudden sound immediately attracted the attention of everyone present, and it was difficult for the overalls to instinctively turn back, Chen Xiaoyao and the two stopped arguing, and the four newcomers looked towards the connecting door without exception.

And as the link door opened, a flat-headed young man walked in.

The young man is not an outsider, it is Yao Fujiang who was entrusted by He Fei to serve as the new receptionist in the car.

Because he often accompanied He Fei to receive newcomers in the past, and now he has become a veteran, when he arrived at the carriage, the flat-headed young man was quite calm, and after coming in, he instinctively raised his eyes and glanced at the newcomer, and wanted to learn from He Fei's smile reception, however, when he saw that there was a guy wearing a robe among the newcomers, Rao is flat-headed young man thought that he had seen the world, but he was still made wide by the other party's strange costume, and he forgot to speak for a while.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, you don't blame Yao Fujiang, even if he is now a senior and he has experienced a lot of ups and downs, strictly speaking, he is still an ordinary college student, an ordinary person, just ask how many ordinary people usually have seen the Taoist robe Lan Shan?

Of course, curiosity is curiosity, in fact, this consternation did not last long, seeing the newcomers looking at themselves, and seeing Peng Hu nodding slightly at him, Yao Fujiang understood, and hurriedly learned to smile like He Fei in the past and then took the initiative to greet the newcomers: "Hello everyone, welcome to the hell train safely!" ”

Based on past experience, in order to prevent scaring newcomers, Yao Fujiang tried to slow down his tone when he spoke, in addition to his face and kindness, even if he couldn't reach He Fei's level, at least in his personal opinion, it was very perfect, but it was just ......

The voice fell, the expected newcomer's question did not appear, the expected dazed silence did not appear, not to mention the others, the young man in the Taoist robe on the opposite side had already walked closer, first looked Yao Fujiang up and down a few times, and then, the young man in the Taoist robe pointed at Yao Fujiang while turning back to Peng Hu who was sitting in the guest chair and asked: "Mr. bald, who is this guy with a dick face?" ”

After listening to Chen Xiaoyao's question, Peng Hu's expression was silent, but this silence only lasted for less than 3 seconds, and after 3 seconds, Peng Hu turned his head to look at the connecting door, looked at Yao Fujiang, and finally couldn't help laughing:

"Hahaha!"

Obviously, Peng Hu was amused by Chen Xiaoyao's words that Yao Fujiang was a dick, although it was undeniable that he tried to hold back at first when he was afraid of the flat-headed young man's face, but when he looked back at Yao Fujiang, after completely seeing the other party's really ordinary appearance, the bald man still couldn't help it, and at the end of the development, he simply stopped hiding it and grinned on the spot.

As the saying goes, some people are happy and some people are sad, if Peng Hu, who is a spectator, is just laughed, then Yao Fujiang, who is the party concerned, can't really laugh, seeing that the young man in the Taoist robe actually called himself a dick, Yao Fujiang was furious! The smile on his face disappeared, replaced by an angry face, and then he pointed unceremoniously at the young man in the Taoist robe and shouted: "You, who the hell are you?" Actually say I'm a dick? Where did you come from!? ”.

Because he didn't have the patience and cultivation of He Fei or Zhao Ping, at this moment, the flat-headed young man scolded back on the spot, and his anger was revealed, having said that, the young Taoist priest explained with an innocent expression: "Don't don't, buddy, don't be angry, don't be angry, in fact, I don't blame me, because your dress and appearance are too much in line with the standard shape of today's young dick, tsk, look, look at your style, and then look at your head shape, isn't it the standard dick silk appearance?" Oh yes, as for who I am...... Ahem! ”

Speaking of this, without waiting for Yao Fujiang, who was becoming more and more annoyed, to continue to be furious, coughing twice, the young man in the Taoist robe straightened his waist suddenly, and then introduced himself in the proud tone he had when he faced Peng Hu earlier:

"I am Chen Xiaoyao, the third-generation head of Lushan Ziwei Temple!"

"Fuck your uncle! I don't care which of you are the head of the mountain or the head of the Ziwei Pavilion, quickly apologize to me! ”.

"What! You, you, I didn't expect that even you would say that you would become a mountain from the Wei Pavilion, damnable! I won't apologize to you for your slip of the tongue! ”

In fact, standing here in the development of the situation, anyone must have clearly seen what kind of person Chen Xiaoyao is, in addition to commemorating, his ability to make cheap mistakes is even more extraordinary, not only offended Yao Fujiang who came to greet him, but at this moment he quarreled with the flat-headed young man, and in the end, it became more and more intense.

It is said that anyone will be impatient if the noise is maintained for a long time, others are like this, Peng Hu is even more so, seeing Chen Xiaoyao and the old professor quarrel with Yao Fujiang after arguing, although he secretly admires the superb skills of young people to cause trouble, but in reality, the bald man is really fed up with this farce, and suddenly got up, and immediately shouted angrily at the two:

"Enough! Don't make any noise! ”

As expected, due to his fierce face and his own deterrent body, Peng Hu's shouting can be described as having an excellent effect, and with a roar, whether it was Chen Yao and other newcomers who were arguing, the entire No. 4 carriage instantly fell into a state of silence, but Xu was too unhappy, although Yao Fujiang was no longer speaking, he always stared at Chen Xiaoyao with angry eyes, on the other hand, Chen Xiaoyao...... Yao Fujiang and the other three newcomers stood triumphantly in the contemptuous gaze, as if they had just done something very remarkable.

Getting back to the point, putting aside his personal thoughts, after Peng Hu got up, he first glared at Yao Fujiang, as if complaining that the flat-headed young man could quarrel with the newcomer for the first time in the reception work, and Yao Fujiang looked aggrieved.

The rest of the matter is simple, because he knows very well the mentality of the newcomers who first boarded the train, took a deep breath, Peng Hu said straight to the newcomers: "Okay, let's talk about it for the time being, I know that a few of you have a lot of doubts in your hearts and know that you are quite curious about this train, but don't worry, a few of you come with me, I will take you to meet the other team members first, and finally the captain will personally explain your doubts." ”

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